Hey Scott-- Long-time reader, first-time e-mailer. Two recent news items caught my eye and I thought I'd send 'em your way. Don't know how much you've been paying attention to the US Presidential election (hopefully not at all), but there's a non-zero chance that Pennsylvania wingnut Rick Santorum could secure the Republican nomination, much ot the consternation/panic of American liberals. He apparently played some manner of role in ending state regulation of pro wrestling back in the late-80s, so stories like this one have been floating around liberal news sites as of late. I find the mock shock and horror on display to be pretty hilarious - the bit about blading at the end is a howler! Also, apparently Damien Demento is now an artist . Good for him, I guess... Keep up the good work. I pay almost no attention to anything political, so the only frame of reference I have for Santorum is that he hates gays, because I read Savage Love on a regular basis. An...