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Okay I'd love to hear your answer to this

My friend was asking me:  Worst possible dream match of all time?

My answer:  Giant Gonzales circa 1993 VS Scott Steiner 2003

Can you top that?  I have a feeling you'll blow me away

Steiner in 2003 was at least still capable of working a match.  How about Heidenreich v. Snitsky, a dream match we damn near almost got? 

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  1. Caliber Winfield's Biggest FanMarch 29, 2012 at 5:33 AM

     In the end, it's all moot, because my pickle wins...

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  2. Caliber Winfield's Biggest FanMarch 29, 2012 at 5:35 AM

     Was it one of those ones where you've gotta put vaseline over the hole in the body and force it to leave?

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  3. Caliber Winfield's Biggest FanMarch 29, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    Honestly, I've seen the worst match in pro-wrestling history. I'm not even using this as a plug.

    Tank Abbot vs Big Al - Skins Match.....which is a leather jacket on a pole match. I mean....wow, it is SO bad. Negative 5 stars, easy. Big Al takes like, 3 minutes to seemingly set up an offense spot, and just ends up standing on Tank's face. So, a rematch between these two, Iron Man. And no, they cannot rehash any more ideas from Michael Jackson videos. Unless it involves Tank Abbot turning into a werewolf. 

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  4. Jef VinsonMarch 29, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    Can you picture the staredown they would have. (complete with pointing to Wrestlemania sign?)

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  5. Daniel SwinneyMarch 29, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    Nathan Jones vs Zeus
     

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  6. DanMarch 29, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    No. Antibiotics should do fine.

    Although, I suggested to this girl I'm seeing that we spend the weekend getting horribly drunk, getting her a pair of elbow length rubber gloves, lube me up and have her go after it. She...declined.

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  7. WingnutMarch 29, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    2012 versions of Rick Rude vs. Curt Hennig vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Owen Hart vs. Chris Benoit vs. Brian Pillman in an Elimination Chamber.

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  8. Ryan MurphyMarch 29, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    No it says Horns waggle. A great pair of chinos taking on a pair of antlers, waggling. That match would suck pretty bad. The horns would get gassed early on from all that pre-match waggling, and the khakis think they're too great to take any bumps and risk getting a stain. That might require the hot pokers.

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  9. Ryan MurphyMarch 29, 2012 at 3:22 PM

    Especially if any of them were cremated.

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  10. dangerfielddMarch 29, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    How about a long watch with no actual wrestling involved? Like a Larry Zybyszko vs Jimmy Valiant Iron Man match where 55 of the 60 minutes were Larry walking around ringside yelling at fans and Boogie Woogie dancing and kissing the ref? I mean, I'm a sucker for punishment sometimes, but even I couldn't tolerate more than, say, ten minutes of nonsense like that. Give me Mabel vs. Sid vs. Zeus any day...at least it'll be short

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  11. Caliber Winfield's Biggest FanMarch 30, 2012 at 3:59 AM

     Man, freaking women, never know a great chance to have fun when they see it.

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