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Plain Ol' RAW Open Thread

Oh what a weekend in West Central Florida. Neighborhood can still only be reached via kayak although that's rapidly improving. Mr. Princess killed at least two snakes to save our dobermans when the water in the yard got a little threatening. Really Tropical Storm Debby, go somewhere...preferably to the panhandle.

On the bright side I have cable and power so Monday Night RAW it is. Enjoy the show and come out swinging but keep it clean or I'll send this annoying, rainy storm your direction!

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  1. So far, this has been a very enjoyable RAW.  I admit that I didn't see coming John Cena's "I'm a transvestite" announcement.  And the Jericho - Matt Classic feud is one I'm really looking forward to.

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  2. I'm looking forward to this Raw for some reason. Not gonna be able to watch it until after it's over, playing softball in a couple hours. But I have a feeling it's gonna be a good one. 

    Maybe it's because almost exactly a year ago, some pretty interesting stuff happened on Raw...

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  3. Going through the same crappy weather in my part of Florida. Stupid old folks are happy for their lawns I bet.

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  4.  Something really interesting happened 5 years ago, though not for good reasons.

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  5. Hey at least it ain't Charley, Frances, Ivan, and Jeanne in one month again down there. Take what you can get.

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  6. Yeah that storm looks awful. Thats why im so glad i live in san diego. I have literally forgotten what bad weather is

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  7.  Ironically, I live in the Tampa area and I was in San Diego yesterday.  I agree with jobber.

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  8. So it looks like Cena's announcement will be that he is entering in the MITB match. Although I doubt they'll do what I posted on here about a week or so ago. Cena wins the match and cashes in on Punk later in the night. It doesn't have to be a heel turn(although it will probably be the closest thing we'll get) he has the perfect storyline reason why he would do it.

    The Rock said that he will come back to win the WWE title, Cena NEEDS that rematch and if has to take a shortcut to get it, so be it. Punk is pissed and you can have Punk re-air his frustrations about Dwayne main eventing last year's WM. So if Rock is going to be challenging for the WWE title, it's going to be against him. 

    Cena goes over Punk at Summerslam, and Brock goes over HHH.(LOL, but please play along for the sake of logic) The next night on Raw, Cena and Punk are cutting a promo and Brock comes out destroys them both, announcing his intentions on winning the title. Cena and Punk agree to put their differences aside and do the Batman/Superman superhero team up thing against Doomsday Brock. Run Brock/Cena/Punk triple threat for the title at whatever the next ppv is, and go from there.

    Sorry for the long post but I think something like this is exactly the kick in the ass the company needs. With that said, what really will happened is that Cena will win MITB, and challenge Punk at Summerslam. Because god forbid the guy have any shades of gray, otherwise he couldn't grant wishes or something. 

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  9. Bro you should have stayed. Although i trust you enjoyed your time in this fair city. Do anything interesting while you were here? If anyone here is thinking about moving, move here its the best place in America, sorry manhattan or Hawaii

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  10. If Cena's MitB match goes on in the middle of the PPV...be very very very worried...

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  11. I'd be the exact opposite of worried. I'm really hoping Cena cashes in on Punk.

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  12. Yeah why exactly can't a heel work the room in a children's hospital. When I was kid my friends and i loved vader, perfect and flair. You have to figure most kids are more interested in bad guys anyways right?

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  13. I really don't understand why they'd even bother with a MitB win for Cena.

    Just have him come out tonight and announce that he wants a title match and he's decided he'll have one at the next PPV.

    Why waste time with another match at all? He's clearly been the Above Number One Contender for like a year already, lol.

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  14. Glad to hear everything is alright with you Princess!  We had a crazy flood here in 1996 or so and there are few things worse to deal with (aside from danger of being electrocuted or your pets drowning) than water damage to all of your stuff.

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  15. I guess if he's going to be so far over the roster he might as well have the belt anyway.

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  16. Well if you want to go that route, why even bother having matches at all? Just have Cena come out tell everyone that he has decided to declare himself the WWE champion. You know, for the kids.

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  17.  Im in North Tampa, this weather is awful.

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  18. Weather wise it's glorious but I'll take being a thousand miles away from that shit border in trade for some snow any time, lol.

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  19. I thought that would be the death of pro wrestling when it happened. I'm glad vince ducked most of that heat

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  20. I just don't see the point. He's clearly over everyone else as is. The MitB was supposed to be a way of elevating guys I had thought, maybe I'm wrong I don't know.

    Having Cena win a MitB takes away an opportunity at a month long title reign with no push from a guy that deserves it.

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  21.  If the weather gets any wetter up here in the frigid tundra and the wife's asthma can't handle it anymore, I think I'd move out that way. Surfing & medical marijuana sounds alright to me.

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  22. Lol fair point. Luckily san ysidiro is still almost 25 minutes from san diego so we have a little buffer. Plus i bet you can't get a (good) housekeeper for 10 bucks an hour or pick up some rolled tacos!

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  23.  Liked for the Hudsucker Proxy reference.

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  24. The point is it's something we've never seen before. I admit that seeing Cena in that type of match is pretty interesting. For the same reason that if they booked the Undertaker in a MITB match. It doesn't happen every day.

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  25.  I can't figure out why they think a kid wouldn't still be impressed meeting a heel for Make a Wish and yet they don't seem to mind hyping a heel like Otunga, who is as unlikeable as a heel gets to a kid I'd imagine, doing appearances for Be A Star. Oh yeah, because they don't take Be a Star seriously.

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  26. as a cena fan me likey this scenario....

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  27. Wasn't intentional. Sorry!

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  28.  How's Tampa these days? Back in my Florida days Tampa seemed like the gnarliest city in the known universe, everyone from there seemed like a methed-out white trash scummer but from what I hear, they've all migrated to Orlando. Tampa always had the best strip clubs though.

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  29. Wear a tight hat the first time you go to a dispensary because your head might explode from the awesomeness of it all. Full blown candy aisles, top shelf shit like a liquor store, smoke it on the beach. Cali is paradise for those of us that get high. Proud member of the point loma patients association since 2008!

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  30. $10 an hour? Lol. What are you Clooney or something? In Washington you can buy a hard-working Mexican for like $4 an hour easy!

    That culture is everywhere now.

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  31. Fair point, it will be different, if not at all dramatic because the winner is beyond guaranteed, lol.

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  32.  Sounds amazing. I love our local vintage because the outdoor is dank as fuck and the indoor clones of it are damn near perfect, super crystalized and coated in orange hair, but I'd still trade it in for the chance to stop at a dispensary and get it any time I need it.

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  33. I had a friend who lived in pinellas park and i visited him a couple years ago. The ybor was real good. Also went to the doll house, lots of hot chicks but it was only topless :(

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  34. Predictable doesn't automatically mean it will be terrible.

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  35. Hudsucker Proxy is my favorite movie!

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  36. True. I hope Kofi Kingston gets to do a high spot this year!

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  37. Dude there's drive throughs!!!

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  38. Fuck Hurricane Jeanne now and forever.

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  39. You gotta love mexican labor

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  40. The Original @CRANKYVINCE is BACK!

    http://www.twitter.com/crankyvince

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  41. Jeanne was a breeze for us in Orlando, I slept right through it. Charley was the motherfucker, completely totaled some of the houses on my block and sent a giant tree right through the apartment my mother had just moved out of that would have killed her had she still been living there.

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  42. Anything beats Orlando and their fascist nipple pastie laws.

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  43. C'mon man be realistic that makes entirely too much sense. And it would make Cena look bad. He doesn't need to take shortcuts. Unless he beats a Rey Mysterio who just wrestled for the WWE title. But that wasn't a shortcut, Cena did it the right way!

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  44. Oh it's the best. I haven't mowed my lawn in...well shit, I guess I've never mowed the lawn since we bought the house 3 years ago lol.

    Pay one Mexican to do the work, they show up with 10 family members and the shit is done in like an hour. It's majestic.

    Of course the downside is that they're stealing all the "real Americans" jobs...I guess because we were all rushing out to pick asparagus for $3 an hour with no benefits, lmao.

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  45. Anybody notice the page visit count at the bottom? We should clear 2 million with the next day or two.

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  46. Oh boy, that means the guy that pretends to be the original guy will be posting here again.

    Hurray!

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  47. I bet we hit it tonight!

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  48. Ugh i hate pasties. Seems like some throwback to the 1800's

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  49. Tonight at the Raw Open Thread, everyone gets liked!

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  50. Ok good we got the rampant jizzing out of the way for the night, time to start the show. 

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  51.  They have no such restrictions where Im at. Probably the worst place on earth,lol.

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  52. I would have purchased every PPV for the rest of my life and the next if Warrior had appeared in the mirror.

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  53. Every once in a great while WWE does the soap opera shit right. See: AJ. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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  54. John Cena was never in the military, right? Why does he salute?

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  55.  Tampa is alright but its pretty much everything you remember. The methed out white trash now have Oxy's to turn to though.

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  56. The Marine movies is where he picked it up I think.

    You'll notice it's the fucking WORST salute in the history of salutes. The Seig Heil was more American Military. 

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  57. I'm only able to watch the first hour of this show live, so if the WWE can please put Ziggler, Punk, AJ, and Bryan on in the first half, that'd be great Thanks.

    Daniel Bryan! Yes! 

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  58. Maybe Cena will announce that he will take part in the First Ever History Making 1 on 4 Elimination Lumberjack Falls Count Anywhere match on Raw. It'll be huge! Never seen before on Raw!

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  59.  Ugh. Oxys are ripping my area in Upstate NY apart. Some kid I knew growing up just hung himself on the playground we used to play at, all I had to say was "better get used to that happening."

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  60. Man...I wish we could've seen Vickie and Eddie together on television before he died.

    Those two could've been fucking UBER HEELS together. 

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  61.  It's his personal protest against the Stolen Valor Act.

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  62. Even the WCW cruiserweights are starting to feel bad for these guys. 

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  63. When you tweet @  the 'E....  the reflection liiiiiiieeeessss

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  64. The Red n Black is back !!! Long live the Wolfpac

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  65. I guess the "Make Raw the focus instead of PPVs" era is in full swing. Both title matches from the ppv rematched on free TV? Makes perfect sense.

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  66. And @CrrankyVince is vowing to spill the beans as to who is running the account. TWITTER WAR~!

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  67. Not to mention giving away the Clay/Show blowoff for free. That's a legit Summerslam match up right there.

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  68.  I lost my older brother to those damn things. Its like an epidemic down here. Peeps were holding up Walgreens for em. Dont see why anybody wants to walk around like a zombie, but they all seem to like it.

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  69. Seriously though, are they being instructed to all wear matching colors for these matches or something? 

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  70. I brought up a move to Orange County to the Mr. after we spent a week there. He might be open to it now. 

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  71. Jeanne was brutal but mostly because it was a little (lot) stronger than expected and because Frances had left so much damn rain because it moved so slow. 

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  72. That's why they have DQ finishes. I'd bet it won't go over 3 minutes, and we won't see any sort of a clean finish.

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  73.  I cant say she doesnt deserve it or whatever, but I'm kind of surprised Eddie's wife is the heat-magnet star she has become. Its pretty fun to think of them being heels together

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  74. I kinda really want Kane to chokeslam AJ.

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  75. Well, it wasn't a DQ finish...BUUUUUT....the fucking world champ jobbed so six to one, half dozen etc. etc. etc.

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  76. Great finish. That buzzsaw kick looked vicious.

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  77. I keep hearing rumors that they want to put the belt on Bryan and let Punk chase him to Summerslam, but they keep getting gun shy, namely because of Vince's feelings on him. I could definitely dig a Punk/Bryan feud with Punk doing the chasing.

    Someday I'd like to see a rehash with these two in opposite roles of face & heel.

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  78. I love how Punk can't even go over Kane clean in 2012 without AJ distracting him first. Oh well, at least it looks like we'll get another Punk-Bryan match.

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  79.  This is the third or fourth time ive noticed it with two or more of these guys, and im more than annoyed. That wasnt a match, lol, that was a performance among friends

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  80. He was pretty lucky. Especially airing a Benoit tribute RAW before all the facts were known.

    Oh, to be a fly on the wall at Titan Towers when that bomb was dropped...

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  81. A pole match?!?! Really assholes?

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  82. Fuck yeah son I could see Dolph/ADR being a good match, and maybe I'll get to see Dolph work like a face like I was hoping. Although the Russo special "_____ On A Pole" match is a weird choice.

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  83. Hahahaha
    Alberto: Callate'!
    Ziggler: What is he even saying?!

    Fucking Ziggler rules so hard. 

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  84. Everything I've read has stated Cena will probably be going for the belt at Summerslam...

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  85.  I hear its like a ladder match

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  86. Am I the only one who now wants Vickie and Ricardo to hook up?

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  87. EEELLLL ORRGGUUULLLOOO DEEEE MEEXXXIIIICCOOOO .... never mind, its the obese dinosaur

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  88.  Oh boy, not it's the Just For Men Rewind or whatever.

    How far away are we from having the spot where Punk rubs the ground sponsored the way the spot they apply the vaseline is sponsored on UFC On Fox? lol


    Also: Kids still lose their shit for Brodus. Well, at least mine do hahaha

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  89. Another Squash sandwich coming up here...

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  90. There were also rumors that it'd be Punk vs. Big Show at Summerslam, so clearly nothing is written in stone yet.

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  91. Shouldn't Brodus be more serious before wrestling the dude that kicked the cheap American beer outta him?

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  92. They are just BURYING the  Funkasaurus for good here.  Yay, more monster heel push for Big Slow. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  93.  I really don't get why they have a show that's supposed to be aimed at kids and yet one of their biggest sponsors is a product strictly used by middle aged men. Same goes for Duralast, who've been advertising with them since the Mesozoic Era. Obviously the advertisers think there's a market for adults there.

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  94. You were saying...

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  95. Let's see if Naomi and Cameron are bandwagon groupies and leave Brodus now that he lost.

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  96. ... And the Big Slow STILL is worthless. If he'd have "accidentally" KOed one of the girls... Nah, he'll forever be worthless.

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  97. I'm actually impressed at how well he was selling for the Big Show.

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  98. So when is Big Slow due to turn back face and get squashed by by some no-name mid-carder again or something?  Yawn.

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  99. I wonder if it's strictly a brand loyalty thing? They used to advertise zit creams and those weird Oxy pads or whatever in the old Hogan days. I wonder if they think by inundating kids with that message it will translate to sales later (waaaaay later in the case of Gillette) on?

    I'm not really sure how it works. I know I've used Irish Spring since I was a child and I assume it was just a brand loyalty I developed before I even *really* needed to use soap all the time (meaning pre-puberty lol)

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  100. Cole just called Cena's rap album "great." MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  101. The idea I'm getting is that John Cena's personal life is sterling and he cant stop smiling....

    Gah I cant hate. His Make A Wish work is admirable.

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  102. Sorry Brodus, I know how this story ends.


    http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/images2/pndvd.gif 

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  103. John Cena's announcement: "The divorce is FINAL!! I'm single bitches!! Party at the Ramada tonight!!"

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  104. Gotta keep Show strong for a rematch down the road with Cena.

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  105. I hope it's an excuse for somebody not involved with the match to climb the pole and become the #1 contender.  I'm sick of seeing either one of those guys challenging for the WHC.

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  106.  They should totally bring out PN News and Rikishi for an appearance with Clay.

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  107. These Bryan/Punk/Kane matches are fun to watch.  They need to commit AJ to somebody or people will lose interest.

    Is that a "Nick Hogan Drove Me" sign?

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  108. Come Make A Wish...on my dick...

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  109. I wonder what episode # RAW would be on now if they had never gotten bumped by the Westminster Dog Show... 

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  110. Her NOT committing is what makes it interesting.

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  111. Holy shit! Bob Barker is still alive!

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  112.  I was wicked allergic to Irish Spring as a kid and now I can use it no problem. How weird.

    When I was a kid it was a lot of kid's stuff, video games & Stridex and Karate Fighters and whatnot. But then it'd also be Miller Lite and Fram Oil filters. So maybe they want to hit the kids and their dads.

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  113. Bob Barker just put over Jericho way more than any WWE wrestler has in years.

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  114. Ah, the Bob Barker RAW. Call me crazy, but that was a great episode...can't believe it was almost three years ago...

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  115. Someone needs to tell Bob Barker A. Chavo Guerrero doesn't work there anymore and likely won't ever be back thanks to him bashing Cena and B. he'll be long dead by the 2000th episode.

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  116. That would make sense. I have kids AND I shave...so...lol?

    The audience has always been totally male heavy so advertising for anything else would be silly. Advertise to the dads AND establish brand loyalty with kids at the same time? Sounds like a win/win.

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  117.  Vince is glad the KO punch was botched recently. I wouldnt want to take that punch. Otunga took one a while back that looked like it absolutely couldve broken his jaw Victor Ortiz-style.

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  118. And I'll bet HHH wanted to get involved in the segment and get him in a match later..

    ..but he'd make him look good in the loss though.

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  119. THAT was ugly. Opening your mouth while taking a punch will do that.

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  120.  I thought he was gonna tag up again with a long departed WWE superstar. Kenn Doane!

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  121. "And even I find you...mentally unstable."

    OK, that was pretty funny.

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  122. Wow. Kane called AJ mentally unstable..

    AJ is about to turn into Carrie after they dumped the blood on her.

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  123. "I'm a monster. I wear a mask. Hell, I fucked a DEAD GIRL! And even I find you crazy,"-- Kane's original dialogue

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  124. Maybe Naomi will now decide to focus on her wrestling career.

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  125. With over 7.5 million followers, Sheen is set to tweet all night during the 1,000 Raw Episode. His analyst will be during the entire night of action from St. Louis. This seems to be a cross promotion for WWE Raw and Sheen's new comedy on FX "Anger Management."

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  126. Hey hey HEY!! Lita wasn't dead. Her acting ability was just on par with a dead girl..

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  127.  "It would never work between us. Just ask X-Pac. I don't have a dick."

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  128. You're confusing Kane with HHH wearing a Kane mask.

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  129. Finally a Did You Know that actually makes sense...

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  130. Not even an entrance for Swagger? Poor dope.

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  131. I'm pretty sure you would kill yourself before making it to 75 days but thanks for the info anyway WWE.

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  132. "This is the first time Santino will defend his United States Title on RAW since...April 16th"

    The entirety of the problem with the 'E in one nice little package with a bow.

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  133. Especially since a Raw these days makes you close.

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  134. Well, it was a Smackdown title...wasn't it?  I've lost track...

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  135.  Any chance the Make a Wish thing was the announcement?

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  136. Because 30 day rules are CLEARLY in effect here.

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  137. No entrance *AND* he jobs to a comedy act.

    Poor Swagger. Go to TNA dude, it's fucking over here. 

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  138. I drank way too much to remember last week's RAW, I'm surprised if anyone remembers that episode. Maybe that's why Vince can't remember any story consistencies as well?

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  139. Jesus, Mary, John, Paul, Ringo and George...I can't believe he won.

    ..seriously?

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  140.  Its a good thing this isnt the Intercontinental title. He would be stripped for not defending it once every 30 days!

    See champions #26 and #48

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  141. Throw in the rest of Too Cool, and you have a Survivor Series team for the ages!

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  142. TNA SIGNS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION

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  143. Yknow I really get the sense that Ryder wasn't written into that bumper and Cena pushed for him to be in it. Cena seems like that kinda guy, honestly.

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  144. Zack Ryder sighting. It's like seeing Bigfoot.

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  145. Ryder going with the Broski's before Hoeski's thing I see. Talk about flushing money away, WWE couldve had another Hogan/Orndorff angle with those two. If only Zach was better at changing a tire...

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  146.  They should make Vince sit in a room for 75 days and watch em all.

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  147. Nah, a Bigfoot sighting is actually worth something.

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  148. Lillian sucks. It's calabria, Italy.

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  149.  That would be interesting. I'm still a Sheen believer, even though I don't approve of his woman abusing.

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  150. They just managed to simultaneously bury Jack Swagger and the US Title even more. I'm impressed

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  151. No, a Trent Baretta sighting is like seeing Bigfoot.

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  152. Ryder must have some hot girlfriend Cena wants to bang.

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  153. Oh, man. Kane's "crispy critter." One of Pac's better insults.

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  154. Ok this promo is sending me over to the Douche Side. 

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  155. I hear a George Lucas lawsuit being constructed now.

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  156. Yaaaaaaaay. Time for cena comedy

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  157. I'm going to make one of those shows where they only sell old Barbies and GI Joes and call it Kiddie Pawn. 

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  158. What the FUCK is he talking about???

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  159. Ugh. Please tell me the Star Wars Kool-Aid drinkers aren't actually enjoying this. I don't think I hate anything more than pandering references to those overrated fucking movies and their stupid cult of fans. 

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  160. Be a STAR!wars

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  161. Please let the lights come back on and have his ex standing next to him and serve him with divorce papers.

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  162. I'm not a huge Star Wars fan or anything but calling the OG movies overrated is a bit much.

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  163. Jesus you are in a fucking MOOD tonight hahahaha

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  164.  Trent Baretta is supposedly another one of Cena's pet projects, so who knows but he might end up being on TV soon.

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  165. I'm watching reruns of American Dad.

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  166. Have almost no interest in Y2J any longer. Just another guy in 2012.

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  167. Jericho looks like such a 'mo. Skin tight jeans, biker boots, and a Morrisey jacket? 

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  168. God I love the euphemism 'mo rflol

    And yes, he does. I think he's getting style tips from Richard Hammond. 

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  169. Hopefully he comes in and rewrites this show.

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  170. ...well, Bomb Pops were on sale today. They always make my day better.

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  171. LOL "What are you, 9?" I think Jericho just summed up everyone's opinions here there.

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  172. He needs a move to Smackdown ASAP.

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  173. Seriously the originals ruled (particularly the first two)

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  174. Damn Jericho looks kinda old and tiny. Still better than that jerk in the green

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  175.  Empire was a decent enough movie, the other two were dogshit. The original was just a crackerjack plot that impressed people because of the special effects that aren't that impressive now.

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  176. unfortunately: yes.

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  177. Holy shit...Jericho's face after making fun of Cena's Star Wars promo was priceless.

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  178. Oh god no. I'll take Russo On Mescaline before George Fucking Lucas. 

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  179. Yay! Two guys making a match seem important. Although of course Cena's reason is retarded.

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  180. MORE Money in the Bank matches!!! Smell the buyrate

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  181. Raw is such a wash, rinse and re-use show.

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  182. I see Vickie is not capable of pronouncing the 'E' in WWE.

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  183. At this point Id rather see Hogan in the MITB match. I was hoping Cena's big announcement was gonna be Slammy related or a  Pujabi  Prison Match with AJ.

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  184. I'm sorry we had to listen to Johnny Ace for a year when Vickie Guerrero was RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME WHY EXACTLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  185. "You don't make the matches, I do! So anyway, you're both in the match you just made."

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  186.  The writers hang these guys out to dry weekly.

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  187. The troll is strong in this one. 

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  188. For nearly two years...for the first time ever.... ugh

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