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TNA Title STOLEN!

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Someone should tell these guys that wrestling angles don't really work in real life.  Like, if you steal a title belt in real life, the POLICE ARREST YOU.  

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  1. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 9:54 AM

    Aces and 8's strike again!

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  2. cultstatusAugust 31, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    Logical booking dictates that now a ladder match must take place in cell block C.

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  3. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    Let me play devil's advocate:  Maybe these guys thought that both titles were replicas and didn't think that one of the titles would actually be the real one.  Plus, I guess Aries is not allowed to carry the title home?

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  4. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    Reading these type of stories, make me wanna say:

    bad boys, bad boys... 
    watcha gonna do... 

    watch gonna do...

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  5. Simon MoralesAugust 31, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    Why didn't the two thieves simply smash the cops over the heads with the title belts before flinging them under their beds and acting all innocent. Have they learnt nothing from wrestling heels?

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  6. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Maybe because the cops have guns and would shoot these guys on the spot.

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  7. Mr_E_MahnAugust 31, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    Pretty sure that stealing the just replicas would be forwned upon too.

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  8. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    I wonder what these guys would have gotten for that TNA title?  How much money, if any?

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  9. Mr_E_MahnAugust 31, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    This guy doesn't get it.

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  10. nwa88August 31, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    So much winning haha

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  11. nwa88August 31, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    I'm glad Russo isn't still involved in TNA, because then you know this would be a worked shoot. Meanwhile, somewhere in the world Tony Schiavone would be drinking his morning coffee when he read this story and start shouting "it's not on the format sheet!"

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  12. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    In all honesty, I actually think this should be incorporated in some kind of storyline.

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  13. simonbanks420August 31, 2012 at 10:41 AM

    jeez, with 3 days of training they could have WON the damn thing.

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  14. ThisisjoshAugust 31, 2012 at 10:56 AM

    the TNA world title is worth 6 grand?  ha.  The big gold belt looks down from belt heaven and gives a halfhearted laugh at you, TNA world title.

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  15. Got Luger'dAugust 31, 2012 at 11:22 AM

    Threadjack here but Scott, are you going to post a rant on Impact last night? 

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  16. Lerxst_PrattAugust 31, 2012 at 11:23 AM

    the TNA world title is worth 6 grand?  ha.  The big gold belt looks down
    from belt heaven and gives a halfhearted laugh at you, TNA world title.

    ...while TNA's current booking looks up at the big gold belt with an outright hearty laugh and a single finger salute.

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  17. ThisisjoshAugust 31, 2012 at 11:38 AM

     can't cross pollinate: booking can laugh at booking, belts can laugh at belts. 

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  18. Adam CurryAugust 31, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    A better question is where would you sell it? I could see them walking into a pawn shop and the guy saying "TNA? What the hell is that, porno wrestling?"

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  19. Muffin!August 31, 2012 at 12:00 PM

    1.  The concept of a 'real' title belt in a worked sport is silly.  Just have all replicas; that way, it's impossible to steal the real title belt.  Who will really know the difference?
    2.  I am really happy the name of the crime is 'thievery'.
    3.  they should have put on flannel shirts, masks and leather vests so they could just steal the belts during the show.

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  20. nwa88August 31, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    I think he was saying he might if he has time, but he's leaving for the weekend so he may not have the opportunity to watch it.

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  21. nwa88August 31, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Isn't the BGB was worth about 12k?

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  22. dynamic_daveAugust 31, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    Oh, outstanding.

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  23. Lerxst_PrattAugust 31, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Normally, I'd agree, but in this case it demonstrates just how awesome TNA's booking has been, so your argument is invalid.

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  24. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    Agree 100% with the first point.

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  25. Christopher HirschAugust 31, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Didn't read the link, so D-Von stole the TV title?

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  26. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    I hope so.  Flush that dumb TV title down the toilet. Never liked it. Never will.

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  27. ThisisjoshAugust 31, 2012 at 12:35 PM

     ....your face is invalid.

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  28. michaelton12August 31, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    Next pay-per-view: TNA Stolen But Not Lost

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  29. David Bonzai Saldana-MontgomerAugust 31, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    But whose side is he on?!

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  30. The Love-Matic Grandpa!August 31, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    Cop: Did you steal these belts?!?
    Thieves (shaking heads vigorously): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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  31. nwa88August 31, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    After their trial, when the thieves are sentenced for theivery, they'll be headed to TNA's big show, Bound For Gloryholing

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  32. Greg PhillipsAugust 31, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    According to Ric Flair it's worth eleventy billion dollars and was custom made for him with an engraving from the Pope himself.

    /lies

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  33. Greg PhillipsAugust 31, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    Not a bit.

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  34. robinwarderAugust 31, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    Well, at least they didn't throw the title off a bridge into the river.

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  35. nppyinzerAugust 31, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    The thieves shashed the belt in a convenient garbage can before making their escape. And now Jim Duggan is the TNA champion

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  36. WeyerAugust 31, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    Damn, lots of old, bad memories. And punchlines.  Leave the memories.

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  37. AverageJoeEverymanAugust 31, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    no they would need to bash the officers with the belts, then lay down and put the belts between them so that the officers responding to the Officer Down call wouldnt know who really hit who.

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  38. Rock StarAugust 31, 2012 at 3:52 PM

    Don't forget Madusa wanting her revenge from Ed Ferrara! She's had the women's title and the cruiserweight title. She's gunning for the World title now!

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  39. cultstatusAugust 31, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    The rematch is set for The Slammerversary.

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  40. cultstatusAugust 31, 2012 at 4:40 PM

    Really surprised nobody made a Lockdown joke yet. And if these guys were smart, all they would have had to do was play their entrance music and the cops would have been distracted.

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  41. Mar SoloAugust 31, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    Why is an engraving from Elijah Burke worth so much?

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  42. Robert Bradley CurranSeptember 1, 2012 at 9:51 PM

    He was in the Dark Knight Rises! 

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