Not the greatest installment but the Backlund story is funny. Also, Hornswoggle joins in on a prank against a friend of a fan and Buff Bagwell gets tanked backstage. This installment also closes with three Virgil stories.
http://deadspin.com/5946696/bob-backlund-is-an-insane-person-more-wrestler-run+ins
http://deadspin.com/5946696/bob-backlund-is-an-insane-person-more-wrestler-run+ins
Bob Backlund = awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat's MR. Bob Backlund to us mere mortals. And yeah, he's awesome.
ReplyDeletePlebeians.
ReplyDeleteThere's always at least one story in these that makes me crack up with its writer's self importance. I love the one where the guy made "I saw Doink but didn't talk to him" sound like The Agony and The Ecstasy.
ReplyDeleteI just love how many of these stories paint the writer as a total douchebag. I just want to tell these people "You want to know why a wrestler has a reputation for a bad attitude with fans? Because they're constantly bothered by people like YOU."
ReplyDeleteDon't be lugubrious.
ReplyDeleteYes and more yes. Most of these people seem insufferable.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I'd be disappointed if that story ended in any other way.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad someone pointed out in the comments that most of those "doinks" almost certainly aren't WWE Doink. *rolls eyes at stupid stories*
ReplyDelete"Virgil went on to have a conversation with himself for about 20 minutes,
ReplyDeletewith an audience of just me and a guy who was trying to politely
moonwalk away from the booth."
The moonwalk part was awesome.
They need to do a skit with Damien Sandow and Bob Backlund.
ReplyDeleteYup, most of the stories with negative wrestler reactions start with "so
ReplyDeleteme and my drunk bros went up to him and told him he sucked ass right to
his face BUT THEN he has the nerve to ignore us and wave us away when
we asked for an pic! what a jerk"
Would be a great continuation of Mr. Sandow's serial.
ReplyDeleteEven if it was WWE Doink, which one? Weren't there 3 or 4 different guys in the clown suit?
ReplyDeleteThat too!
ReplyDeleteMy friend has a FB album dedicated to all the wrestlers he's met, I had to ask him which Doink it was just to be a smartass, and he claimed he's met all of them, albeit some in different gimmicks. He has pictures up with Eugene and the Brooklyn Brawler, and one of him & Steve Keirn I think, so those are legit. But no way to know if the Doink he has a pic with is Matt Borne or some other yokel. I have doubts he ever managed to get one with Ray Licachelli.
ReplyDeleteAxl Rotten was possibly going to WWF in 1997? That's even crazier than Big DIck Dudley's similar claim.
ReplyDeleteI know! I loved how he was talking so seriously about how he met "Doink" when that's on the same level as coming back from the Mall at Christmas and bragging about having met Santa Claus.
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