So the Lions can lose by 6 and you still get money? I don't understand how the whole betting with/against(?) the spread works. But if it means you think the Lions will at worst lose by 6 points... I'd be okay with that.
Wouldn't surprise me. Of course, also wouldn't surprise me if Sin Cara had a botch at the catering table and spilled spaghetti sauce all over his green stuff.
Not necessarily doubting it, just the cynic in me wonders when he takes the pin...though in Vince logic, Rey's probably being punished for not having the proper immune system for the business.
I'll give them this much, Ryback v. Punk is probably the most intriguing match they've had since Punk v. Cena at Money in the Back, where I really don't think I know what the finish is, and either guy going over is interesting. So that's been well done.
So, the crowd boos Punk, they continue to boo Cena, and now they're booing Cena hyping Ryback beating Punk. I think we've covered all the bases in making the audience hate everyone in the main event. Awesome.
If you hit the SAP button during Sesaro's promo, does he speak English?
(Also, seperately, if you've never done it, hit the SAP button during the WrestleMania 19 match between McMahon and Hogan during their fight on the floor... there's a point where Hugo Cevitawhatever gets nailed and its hilarious).
Rey seems like one of those "if I'm legitimately too hurt or sick to wrestle, I'm not wrestling, and if you try to low ball me on a contract offer, I'm not signing it" kind of guys. Which means he doesn't truly love the business, or something like that.
Did You Know? Raw is the 4th most interesting live programming airing tonight. But still the longest running weekly episodic sometimes sports sometimes entertainment television show in history.
They don't know how to push anybody. Obviously the want to get to Gabriel v. Cesaro at the ppv (at least I hope that's what they want... now that I right it it's not that obvious). So in the old days, you'd have Cesaro win a bunch of matches, and Gabriel win some matches, and maybe they'd to like a time limit draw between the champ and challenger to make you believe that Gabriel has a chance.
But they've apparently forgotten how to do that. Or, they've just decided they'd like to do that match this morning, realized that Cesaro beat him last week, so boom here you go.
At first, I thought this was out of nowhere and makes no sense. But now I realize they're in AJ's hometown, so per WWE doctrine, they have to embarrass her in her hometown. See also Ross, Jim.
This is why they cant build up any talent. Someone debuts, gets a few wins, and when they lose, they are forgotten about and sent right back down the card. Going back to squash matches will never happen due to the pressure of getting ratings but it really is the most effective way to build up talent. Look at Ryback.
Something like this wouldn't be the worst place to use time limit draw gimmick. Not that I can remember the last time WWE used it outside of iron man matches but have Gabriel going up as time's running down, hit's the 450....time runs out without knowing if Cesaro kicks out or not......a little bit of doubt for PPV, no loss for Cesaro...but nah, 50/50 booking
I'm watching this AJ resignation segment and the whole time I'm thinking "When is Ric Flair gonna appear already?" How long has this delay been now, three months?
Wouldn't this have been the perfect time to turn Dolph face? He dumps Vickie, she gets promoted to GM, she makes his life a living hell. New spin on the evil GM angle.
The presidential election is actually a lot like WWE main events: You know Obama's going to win no matter what just like you know that John Cena's going to win every match no matter what.
I like Vickie well enough as a manager, but I'm gonna bit this GM role is very short lived ala her prior brief stint on a Raw back in May 2010 I went to where she quit the same night.
This is just bad. I hope at least a part of Vickie likes her job, just depressing all around that she's a legacy hand that has to earn money because of Eddie. Would be horrible to think she's miserable to boot.
Again, 2 strikes is fun to imagine (Orton, I'm looking at you), but does anyone really think 2 strikes matters until and only until WWE has chewed up and is ready to spit out the corpse? If they really thought Regal as GM would work, you know they'd go with it. As long as he doesn't pee on anyone else on an airplane, he'd be good to go.
From a kayfabe view, Vince must be paying a ton to eat the contracts of 5 Raw GMs in 2 years. That'd be a funny thing to bring up on the next conference call.
Almost starting to regret the Austin/McMahon feud now. This stupid fucking idea has been stale for 10 years now and with every new evil GM, it just gets worse.
Red Sox fan here. I liked Scutaro a lot. He was ragged on for some reason, mostly because modern day Red Sox fans think everyone has to be an All-Star of they're worthless, but I thought he played well. Then they traded him to free up money to sign a pitcher who had no interested in playing in Boston. That's some fine management right there.
LIke a few years ago when the Redskins had something like $30 million in dead cap space on bonuses they paid to players they later cut. That thought is actually hilarious. Hopefully by now he's learned not to guarantee GM contracts. I mean, has he liked any since Bischoff?
Yes, but I also remember 2010 being the year that Vickie had a stint as SmackDown GM. This company has a major hard-on for Vickie Guerrero: Authority Figure.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm getting closer to finding something else to do on Monday nights. I'm already focusing more on the baseball and football games tonight.
I haven't watched Raw in months. I follow the product by reading Scott's rants and that's about it. I made it from the beginning until Vickie was introduced as the GM (or whatever the fuck they are calling her). Seriously, what has happened to the sport I used to love? To start, why the hell is every tag team called "Team so and so"? Are the Usos "Team Usos" too? The WWE seems determined to make everyone cookie cutouts and not allow anyone to get over.
Also it appears that nobody is over. Cena was getting little reaction, Skip Sheffield's chant was barely getting traction, and the crowd was showing apathy towards Punk. I know my rant isn't raising any complaints that haven't already been raised, but I swear, if they don't do something soon Raw will be cancelled within two years.
Hard to tell which is more pathetic, the fact that there's been five GMs in 2 years or the fact that the longest-tenured GM of the last 5 years was a fucking computer. That laptop must have gotten a sweet severance package.
And I'm betting that at the next conference call, the first question will be "So Vince, where's this WWE Network that you promised would launch on April 1st?".
Why did they get rid of the matching tights?
ReplyDeleteWas just gonna say the same thing. They had matching gear for one week, then just say "nah, fuck it?"
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's their way of foreshadowing a breakup, but that would require forward thinking, which I'm not sure the writers are capable of.
ReplyDeleteFuck the debates. It's Raw time!
ReplyDelete(on the other hand, I have many interests in the football game... go Calvin! go Forte!)
Amen on "Go Forte!" A few points from Hanson wouldn't hurt, either.
ReplyDeleteSandow is the man... ? For football fans was it wise taking the lions +6.5 for $200?
ReplyDeleteUnder was the play tonight.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have taken Lions +16.5 tonight...
ReplyDeleteBeing serious here, but maybe it's because it was difficult for the average viewer to tell them apart?
ReplyDeleteSo the Lions can lose by 6 and you still get money? I don't understand how the whole betting with/against(?) the spread works. But if it means you think the Lions will at worst lose by 6 points... I'd be okay with that.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I just plain hate the 619.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me. Of course, also wouldn't surprise me if Sin Cara had a botch at the catering table and spilled spaghetti sauce all over his green stuff.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this is the "third time" Rey has had this "stomach bug".
ReplyDeleteWhy would you name your finisher "Dropping the Dime"? Why not just call it "The Tattle-taler."
ReplyDeleteI was really thinking that the emergency "Board of Directors" meeting with AJ would be to announcer Rey's third Wellness Violation...
ReplyDeleteFuck Raw, it's Giants/Cardinals Game 7!
ReplyDeleteI'll answer that question in about three hours.
ReplyDeleteMeltzer is reporting that he has been extremely ill and bed-ridden for days
ReplyDeleteToo each its own im up 585 from yesterday
ReplyDeleteQuick show of hands: who thinks Kofi getting the IC title makes him matter?
ReplyDeleteDidn't think so.
They both have a huge wardrobe, and just coincidentally managed to grab gear that resembled the other's?
ReplyDeleteThe title in itself doesn't make him matter. The way that the issue went down with Miz does.
ReplyDeleteCHANGE HIS FUCKING NAME.
ReplyDeleteThe Giants played Washington and the Cardinals played the VIkings last night.
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily doubting it, just the cynic in me wonders when he takes the pin...though in Vince logic, Rey's probably being punished for not having the proper immune system for the business.
ReplyDeleteGiants on the board first woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteBaseball
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the Cardinals. Would love to see the Giants complete the big-time comeback.
ReplyDelete"Will John Cena endorse Ryback That's the question!"
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK??!?! Fuck HHH, fuck Nash, John Cena is the new Poochie.
I recognize none of those Giants. But I love that one was wearing an Ultimate Warrior t-shirt. Where are they tonight?
ReplyDeleteDavid Diehl had the shirt of the night on.
ReplyDeleteJersey. David Deihl's the one with the belt/Warrior shirt. Former starting tackle, kind of got Wally Pipped with an injury.
ReplyDeleteIve been saying that FOR MONTHS
ReplyDeleteChange?!
ReplyDeleteCHANGE?!
Cena is a homeless South Park bum?
Listen to those piped in chants!
ReplyDeleteLISTEN TO THAT CROWD GO SO MILD!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll give them this much, Ryback v. Punk is probably the most intriguing match they've had since Punk v. Cena at Money in the Back, where I really don't think I know what the finish is, and either guy going over is interesting. So that's been well done.
ReplyDeleteMan, that promo was death.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK IS A RYBACK?!
ReplyDeleteYes CM PUNK~! The Giants DO SUCK~!
ReplyDeleteYeah, after that Infield Fly BS, I've taken a disliking to them.
ReplyDeleteif the Lions are +6.5... take the final score and add 6.5 to the Lions. If at that point the Lions win the game, people who bet on the Lions win.
ReplyDeleteDude, it's the big bald guy that looks like Goldberg with the RVD tights.
ReplyDeleteAGAIN!!! THE TITLE DOESNT MATTER TO JOHN CENA!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm thinking Cena screws Ryback accidentally on Sunday... you know, comes in to help but costs him the belt instead.
ReplyDeleteSo, the crowd boos Punk, they continue to boo Cena, and now they're booing Cena hyping Ryback beating Punk. I think we've covered all the bases in making the audience hate everyone in the main event. Awesome.
ReplyDeletePaul Heyman is just awesome as Punk's voice of reason.
ReplyDeleteHeyman is such an awesome slime ball.
ReplyDeleteWhy have an adviser if you're not going to listen to him, Punk?
ReplyDelete"YOU NEVER FIGHT FOR FREE!" was so awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is a battle of the bee smiths, JR?
ReplyDeleteNewark and Rutherford are two different cesspools in Jersey. I know. I live here.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes it even better is that at the rate he bounced checks in ECW, if weren't for guys fighting for free, he couldn't have put on a show.
ReplyDeleteJumping Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair are going to fight? Tune in to RAW to find out!!!
ReplyDeleteBeats me, but it probably has something to do with barbecue sauce.
ReplyDeleteThe only dime Rey cares about are dime bags.
ReplyDeleteIsn't one of them dead?
ReplyDeleteThis is how you draw money - WCW 2000-style.
ReplyDeleteOne midget is covered in tats. The other one isn't.
ReplyDeleteHe listened... eventually.
ReplyDeleteDid Justin Gabriel buy these arm bands at Michelle McCool's yard sale?
ReplyDeleteI know the Iron Sheik wants Blair dead.
ReplyDeleteSo far, it sounds like my plan to watch Game 7 and the debate has been a good idea.
ReplyDeleteSo he's more like a parent?
ReplyDeleteI don't know about that, but one of them has been humbled.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I mentioned the "average" viewer, as some tuning in sparingly might not notice this, or know which one has tats and which one doesn't.
ReplyDeleteIf you hit the SAP button during Sesaro's promo, does he speak English?
ReplyDelete(Also, seperately, if you've never done it, hit the SAP button during the WrestleMania 19 match between McMahon and Hogan during their fight on the floor... there's a point where Hugo Cevitawhatever gets nailed and its hilarious).
Sounds like a good start to a tasty sandwich to me. Head to Schlotsky's for the corned beef on Ryback!
ReplyDeletePoint taken.
ReplyDeleteRey seems like one of those "if I'm legitimately too hurt or sick to wrestle, I'm not wrestling, and if you try to low ball me on a contract offer, I'm not signing it" kind of guys. Which means he doesn't truly love the business, or something like that.
ReplyDeleteDo what now?
ReplyDeleteHoly crow, Gabriel over Cesaro? Okay.
ReplyDeleteIs Cesaro not feeling "well"?
ReplyDeleteTHIS FEUD MUST CONTINUE~! or be forgotten about next week.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense, Secondary title holder in the middle of a push, let a cruiserweight beat him.
ReplyDeletePut it on PPV for a strong Cesaro victory.
ReplyDeleteHoney forged swords vs royal jelly war hammers.
ReplyDeleteEvan Bourne just put down the bong and realized he is a lot healthier now.
ReplyDeleteJust last week I was saying how refreshing it was to have a mid card title holder win his matches...
ReplyDeleteJust hope he's not advising him on financial matters.
ReplyDeleteDid You Know?
ReplyDeleteRaw is the 4th most interesting live programming airing tonight. But still the longest running weekly episodic sometimes sports sometimes entertainment television show in history.
Why did AJ have a look on her face like McMahon told her to touch his grapefruits or she was going to lose her job?
ReplyDeleteMore original: Raw or debates?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Gabriel's win means he will wrestle and lose his match against Cesaro for the title at the PPV, or the Youtube Pregame show.
ReplyDeleteLittle known fact - "the business" is Vince's pet name for his penis.
ReplyDelete450 into a European uppercut?
ReplyDeleteVince: "Now get down on your knees, AJ, and bark like a dog! Oh...Linda's running for Senate? Okay, then just kiss my ass!"
ReplyDeleteYeah, an AJ interview won't keep people from switching the channel.
ReplyDeleteThey don't know how to push anybody. Obviously the want to get to Gabriel v. Cesaro at the ppv (at least I hope that's what they want... now that I right it it's not that obvious). So in the old days, you'd have Cesaro win a bunch of matches, and Gabriel win some matches, and maybe they'd to like a time limit draw between the champ and challenger to make you believe that Gabriel has a chance.
ReplyDeleteBut they've apparently forgotten how to do that. Or, they've just decided they'd like to do that match this morning, realized that Cesaro beat him last week, so boom here you go.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
ReplyDeleteI can think of one way...
ReplyDelete"Here to tell you about that meeting in her own retarded headsnaps, eyerolls, and awkward pauses is AJ Lee."
ReplyDeleteOh wow! More general manager nonsense. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS.
ReplyDeleteMake her get on her knees and bark like a dog, Vince.
ReplyDeleteI'm okay with that.
ReplyDeleteI hope this crowd crushes her.
ReplyDeleteApparently the crowd likes crazy chicks.
ReplyDeleteThis is her hometown, I think she'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't Vince as the boss be held accountable to the board for hiring a mentally unstable person as GM?
ReplyDeleteContinuity has no place in wrestling storylines.
ReplyDeleteWhat GM hasn't been mentally unstable?
ReplyDeleteAt first, I thought this was out of nowhere and makes no sense. But now I realize they're in AJ's hometown, so per WWE doctrine, they have to embarrass her in her hometown. See also Ross, Jim.
ReplyDeleteThis is why they cant build up any talent. Someone debuts, gets a few wins, and when they lose, they are forgotten about and sent right back down the card. Going back to squash matches will never happen due to the pressure of getting ratings but it really is the most effective way to build up talent. Look at Ryback.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere Chris Murphy has a staffer hoping AJ takes this speech to "I've beeped more beep than a beep in beep"
ReplyDeleteExcept that Sid somehow still got cheered through all of it.
ReplyDeleteThe computer was pretty fair.
ReplyDelete2002 era Bischoff?
ReplyDeleteI think it had a virus.
ReplyDeleteWhat are they going for now? Rise Above Poverty?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about lack of acting ability, Paul.
ReplyDelete...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here's Paul to destroy any shred of dignity AJ had left.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm catching up on the show so far. How the fuck did Michael McGilliHennig get on this show?
ReplyDeleteWill we get Flair to blow up Twitter?
ReplyDeleteShe still hasn't answered his wedding proposal yet...
ReplyDeleteHe needs someone with a good credit rating, Paul.
ReplyDeleteSomething like this wouldn't be the worst place to use time limit draw gimmick. Not that I can remember the last time WWE used it outside of iron man matches but have Gabriel going up as time's running down, hit's the 450....time runs out without knowing if Cesaro kicks out or not......a little bit of doubt for PPV, no loss for Cesaro...but nah, 50/50 booking
ReplyDeleteLike with everything else on this show, nobody was paying attention.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching this AJ resignation segment and the whole time I'm thinking "When is Ric Flair gonna appear already?" How long has this delay been now, three months?
ReplyDeleteThe same Bischoff that sexually assaulted both McMahon women and held a petty grudge against his own disabled nephew?
ReplyDeleteI thought they were bringing Johnny Ace back. This is worse.
ReplyDeleteRise Above Jersey.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is a Managing Supervisor???
ReplyDeleteSo you fire AJ for "allegedly" screwing a wrestler but hire Vickie who's was "allegedly" fucking Ziggler and the Big Show?
ReplyDeleteMatt Cain shouldn't be sitting in the bullpen when he's not starting...he needs to stay in the dugout and be ready to come in as a pinch hitter.
ReplyDeleteShit is still shit no matter what you call it.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't this have been the perfect time to turn Dolph face? He dumps Vickie, she gets promoted to GM, she makes his life a living hell. New spin on the evil GM angle.
ReplyDeleteI missed a touchdown by 20 seconds. Shit.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many points this quarter hour will lose?
ReplyDeleteAll of them?
ReplyDeleteLUMBERJACK MATCH? What is this, 1986?
ReplyDeleteI know I should know better by now, but PLEEEEASE let them mean a half-decent push for Justin Gabriel!
ReplyDeleteHeyman oversold that worse than Vince taking a stunner.
ReplyDeleteCompared to the rest of WWE, Bischoff should be eligible for sainthood.
ReplyDeleteThe presidential election is actually a lot like WWE main events: You know Obama's going to win no matter what just like you know that John Cena's going to win every match no matter what.
ReplyDeleteHow many points does the BoD represent?
ReplyDeleteThis segment is painful to watch
ReplyDeleteThought they might have given it to Lawler.
ReplyDeleteWHY WON"T THEY PUT REGAL IN CHARGE?!?!?! Okay, no more yelling.
ReplyDeleteI like Vickie well enough as a manager, but I'm gonna bit this GM role is very short lived ala her prior brief stint on a Raw back in May 2010 I went to where she quit the same night.
ReplyDeleteYou can now go upside Vickie's head now, AJ.
ReplyDeleteIs this fucking Claire Lynch all over again? The FUCK???
ReplyDeleteThis segment is just horrible.
ReplyDeleteNew as in "hasn't been done since Vickie was doing it to Edge a couple years back"
ReplyDeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteThe Giants need to pay Scutaro whatever he wants.
ReplyDeleteVickie Guerrero is an authority figure again. Welcome back to 2007...and 2010.
ReplyDeleteThis is just bad. I hope at least a part of Vickie likes her job, just depressing all around that she's a legacy hand that has to earn money because of Eddie. Would be horrible to think she's miserable to boot.
ReplyDeleteIf this gets Vickie away from Dolph then I guess I can live with it.
ReplyDeleteBecause he has two Wellness Violations.
ReplyDeleteThat would have almost been original.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really watch Smackdown?
ReplyDeleteAgain, 2 strikes is fun to imagine (Orton, I'm looking at you), but does anyone really think 2 strikes matters until and only until WWE has chewed up and is ready to spit out the corpse? If they really thought Regal as GM would work, you know they'd go with it. As long as he doesn't pee on anyone else on an airplane, he'd be good to go.
ReplyDeleteThis show is the same unfocused mess it always is. What should I do instead. I'm doing a TWITTER POLL!
ReplyDelete#Madde13 to play Madden 13.
#killthings to play Modern Warfare 3.
From a kayfabe view, Vince must be paying a ton to eat the contracts of 5 Raw GMs in 2 years. That'd be a funny thing to bring up on the next conference call.
ReplyDeleteAlmost starting to regret the Austin/McMahon feud now. This stupid fucking idea has been stale for 10 years now and with every new evil GM, it just gets worse.
ReplyDeleteRed Sox fan here. I liked Scutaro a lot. He was ragged on for some reason, mostly because modern day Red Sox fans think everyone has to be an All-Star of they're worthless, but I thought he played well. Then they traded him to free up money to sign a pitcher who had no interested in playing in Boston. That's some fine management right there.
ReplyDeleteSince you're online, may I add. #watchlesbianporn?
ReplyDeleteLIke a few years ago when the Redskins had something like $30 million in dead cap space on bonuses they paid to players they later cut. That thought is actually hilarious. Hopefully by now he's learned not to guarantee GM contracts. I mean, has he liked any since Bischoff?
ReplyDeleteYes, but I also remember 2010 being the year that Vickie had a stint as SmackDown GM. This company has a major hard-on for Vickie Guerrero: Authority Figure.
ReplyDeleteLove the shirt, Miz. I see a LOT of people buying that.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck happened to the Cards?
ReplyDeleteSOLD.
ReplyDeleteAt least Claire Lynch had Daniels and Kaz for comedy relief. What has this angle got going for it?
ReplyDeleteHaters heart me? Oh man! That is going to set off all those slut bitch haters in the cafeteria!
ReplyDeleteFrom the times I've checked out her Twitter, she actually seems to enjoy interacting with fans.
ReplyDeleteYeah, gotta love all those "Goldberg" chants for the guy about to headline the next PPV!
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd say this, but I'm getting closer to finding something else to do on Monday nights. I'm already focusing more on the baseball and football games tonight.
ReplyDeleteThat was my thought. NFL head coaches normally have guaranteed contracts so getting fired a year into a contract can be a blessing in disguise.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he dump Eric into the garbage to end his tenure?
"Feed me more" doesn't mean they're chanting for Ryback, it just means they're calling the hot dog guy back over.
ReplyDeleteWhat, did Miz not take that kick from Kofi properly or something? Geez.
ReplyDeleteWell, so much for Miz looking like a badass last Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't Ryback do the right thing and change the name of "Shell Shock" to "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder?"
ReplyDeleteOctober is Bullying Awareness Month. Bullying should NOT be tolerated and should never be rewarded!
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you're just joining us, Vickie Guerrero is the new Raw GM!
Well since she hasn't accepted his proposal, she isn't too stupid.
ReplyDeleteI heartily endorse this event or product.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched Raw in months. I follow the product by reading Scott's rants and that's about it. I made it from the beginning until Vickie was introduced as the GM (or whatever the fuck they are calling her). Seriously, what has happened to the sport I used to love? To start, why the hell is every tag team called "Team so and so"? Are the Usos "Team Usos" too? The WWE seems determined to make everyone cookie cutouts and not allow anyone to get over.
ReplyDeleteAlso it appears that nobody is over. Cena was getting little reaction, Skip Sheffield's chant was barely getting traction, and the crowd was showing apathy towards Punk. I know my rant isn't raising any complaints that haven't already been raised, but I swear, if they don't do something soon Raw will be cancelled within two years.
I get the feeling they're going to conveniently forget all about the "bosses can't touch the talent" rule for Vickie.
ReplyDeleteAlright, here's Kaitlyn to stand up for the girl that slapped the piss out of her a few months ago!
ReplyDeleteNot to take things political but Mitt's going Nixon in the debate, sweating it up under the lights.
ReplyDeleteHard to tell which is more pathetic, the fact that there's been five GMs in 2 years or the fact that the longest-tenured GM of the last 5 years was a fucking computer. That laptop must have gotten a sweet severance package.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm betting that at the next conference call, the first question will be "So Vince, where's this WWE Network that you promised would launch on April 1st?".
Ryback must be a main eventer...he's got John Freakin' Cena cutting his promos for him!
ReplyDeletePotato chips can be abrasive to the skin!
ReplyDeleteGiants are butt fucking the Cards, Mitt is heavily sweating, and Raw is Meh
ReplyDeleteThis is how a Monday Night should be.
Eve with glasses = extremely hot.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to keep that look.
The whole bullying campaign is just ridiculous when their product features scripted fighting and feuds.
ReplyDeleteTake a page from other groups and find a 3rd party issue that can in no way reflect poorly on your product. The Komen/BCA campaign is a good start.
I'm happy with how this night is going as well.
ReplyDeleteAlso, DA BEARS!
ReplyDeleteThis is America after all...
ReplyDeleteI'd be a lot happier if I can get 10 more fantasy points out of Forte and Hanson combined.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think, good sir.
ReplyDeleteThis is what they always do when the chips are down. Wait another hour, it will get better...
ReplyDeleteBryan/Ziggler will make everything right with the world again.
ReplyDelete"Team Usos" would just be stupid.
ReplyDeleteThey're "Team THE Usos", thank you very much.
Dolph Ziggler being regarded a World Champ is like a practice squad guy getting a Super Bowl ring - sure, it happened, but that doesn't make it true.
ReplyDeleteOr Kane could take Bryan's place, because GODDAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm pretty sure that something happening makes it true.
ReplyDeleteThat's right! Dolph Ziggler was a World Champion for almost an entire 20 minute promo segment!
ReplyDeleteHe was the definition of paper champion.
ReplyDeleteIt'd sound better if a confused JR said it.
ReplyDeleteNo, the definition was Dean Douglas.
ReplyDelete