Bit of a sub-par episode this week, but that doesn't matter because PUPPET H IS BACK! And at about 6:00 the guy behind the puppet cracks up out of character, so this episode is self-justifying.
Yeah, but he was on a whole other level of sucking. Remember a couple months ago how we were talking about the 3 things that make a great wrestler (ring skills, mic skills, and "the look")? Evan is one of the few guys that had NONE of those things.
Because he's the head road agent for The Main Event or whatever the fuck that show is called. But, yeah, it was idiotic not to give him a shot on Raw when Lawler went down.
I don't know, all I know is I wanted to be Grandmasta Sexay for Halloween back in 2000.
Damn, I was such a HUGE mark for Too Cool and Rikishi. It still bums me out that Too Cool didn't get mixed in with the TLC group, and that Rikishi never got a WWE Title run.
Love the disgusted look on the kid's face at 2:14 upon seeing Max Moon.
ReplyDeleteAnd is this episode the first time the WWF scratch logo has been unblurred since late 2002?
At 6:48 : "I don't want to try. I might tear something...tear a quad." Tremendous!
ReplyDeleteNo 3 Live Kru reference=No buys! And how is Road Dogg not a color commentator yet?
ReplyDeleteI was just waiting for the Konnan reference, and Road Dogg didn't disappoint.
ReplyDeleteIt feels a little disingenuous to make fun of 3 Count about a week after trotting out 3MB for the first time.
ReplyDeleteLong live Puppet H!
Dear God Evan Karagis sucked...
ReplyDeleteGood rule of thumb is that any white guy with dreads/braids suck.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but he was on a whole other level of sucking. Remember a couple months ago how we were talking about the 3 things that make a great wrestler (ring skills, mic skills, and "the look")? Evan is one of the few guys that had NONE of those things.
ReplyDeleteThat CAN'T be Puppet H, THERE'S NO HAIRCUT!
ReplyDeleteRemember when he cut that hideous promo about driving down North Carolina in his Cadillac with a stick-shift?
ReplyDeleteI thought I heard something about tearing a quad!
ReplyDeleteIt vaguely rings a bell.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Konnan wasn't in the footage they showed. It was clearly Paul "Kato" Diamond under the mask.
ReplyDeletePretty sure Road Dogg and Josh Mathews didn't come up with the 3MB.
ReplyDeleteI think that was the joke =)
ReplyDeleteFormer Tag Champion Grand Master Sexay disagrees.
ReplyDeleteBecause he's the head road agent for The Main Event or whatever the fuck that show is called. But, yeah, it was idiotic not to give him a shot on Raw when Lawler went down.
ReplyDeleteWonder if we'll get another Sock Lesnar appearance. One of the few times the WWE has made me legit laugh hysterically.
ReplyDeleteI thought his dreads were part of the hat?
ReplyDeleteDon't they still count?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, all I know is I wanted to be Grandmasta Sexay for Halloween back in 2000.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was such a HUGE mark for Too Cool and Rikishi. It still bums me out that Too Cool didn't get mixed in with the TLC group, and that Rikishi never got a WWE Title run.
It was unblurred in the clips on Raw 1000 as well.
ReplyDeleteYeah I just caught that too on the second viewing of it. Love this show every week...
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