This week’s ROH TV has more Survival of the Fittest action,
as we find out who the other 3 entrants for next week’s final will be.
Roderick Strong (w/
Truth Martini) vs. Homicide: Wait,
didn’t Strong qualify last week? That was Davey Richards? Sorry, I have trouble
telling them apart. Homicide is using his old TNA music with Konnan rapping.
Both guys try working the arm to start. A headscissors from Homicide and
Strong bails, Homicide sends him to the barricade and chokes him out with a
cable. Back to the guardrail again and Strong ends up on a chair, and Homicide does
the 10-count punch spot on a sitting Strong. Back in the ring and a blind
charge from Homicide earns him a boot to the face, Strong stomps away and goes
for the 10-count punches in the corner, with the punches barely making contact.
See, that’s what I’m talking about when I complain about the ROH camera work,
they always seem to zoom right in on stuff like that instead of going to a
wide-angle shot to try and hide it. Homicide comes back with the European
uppercut and starts biting Strong’s ear, another uppercut but Strong gets a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for 2 as we go to commercial.
We’re back with Homicide hitting an atomic drop. He tries
the 3 Amigos (triple suplex), but only hits the first one before his back gives
out on him, and Strong drops him on the top rope. Vertical suplex gets 2 and
Strong goes to work on the back with a seated bearhug. Homicide gets free with
the double ear clap and gets a roll-up for 2. Running belly to belly and
Homicide tries a monkey flip in the corner, but gets caught and put onto the
top rope. He punches back and hits a knee to the back of the head from the
second rope for 2. Homicide tries what looked to be a Diamond Cutter, Strong
blocks it but Homicide hits a neckbreaker anyway for 2. Homicide goes for a
tornado DDT but gets tossed, and Strong goes back to the back. Gibson Driver
(Tigerbomb) is blocked and Homicide hits a spear in the corner. They fight it
out on the top and Homicide lands a top-rope rana for 2. Exploder suplex gets
2, Gringo Killer (Vertebreaker) is blocked and Strong hits a GTS variation
(dropping him on the chest instead of the face). Kick to the face from Strong
gets 2, Gibson Driver finishes it at 10:15 aired. Damn it, I was really hoping
Homicide would go over. Still, a really fun match. ***, I take back what I said
about Strong earlier, and I appreciate how Homicide sold the injury throughout
the match, unlike a certain guy we saw last week.
Kyle O’Reilly vs.
Mike Mondo: Jushin Liger guy’s sign: “I paid to see Kyle O’Reilly”. Unlike
me in last week’s review, he spells “O’Reilly” right. As an Irishman that’s a
bit embarrassing. Technical battle to begin as Davey Richards joins us at
ringside for whatever reason. They do a test-of-strength sequence that leads to
a couple double 2-counts as Kelly and McGuiness actually mention Shawn Michaels
and HHH as former opponents of Mondo. I totally forgot that he even used to
work for WWE. Mondo takes a knee to the face and bails to the apron, and O’Reilly
tosses him onto the chair that Strong found himself sitting on in the last match,
then hits a dropkick from the apron. Crowd pops pretty good for that as we head
to break.
They slug it out as we come back from commercial, and O’Reilly
gets a seated dropkick for 2, then lays in some decently stiff kicks. He hits a
weird-looking suplex (called, I think, a kravate-plex by Kelly) for 2. He goes
up top but spends too much time playing to the crowd and gets caught. Mondo
hits a superplex, but it takes as much out of him as it does out of O’Reilly
and it’s a double-KO. They’re both up at the same time and they slug it out
again, then Mondo hits an awful looking Diamond Cutter for 2. O’Reilly with
more martial-arts stuff, but he misses a legsweep and gets booted in the back. Mondo
goes for the double-arm DDT but can’t hit it, and both guys start throwing
knees. O’Reilly’s kick to the seated Mondo misses and he gets rolled up for 2.
He then proceeds to hit a horrible looking reverse rana on Mondo. That just
looked scary… More kicking from O’Reilly and he hooks an arm bar that Mondo
reverses into a sort of Texas Cloverleaf, and O’Reilly taps at 10:40 shown. *1/2,
too much sloppiness from both sides dragged this one down. Mondo broke his leg
at the recent PPV, so next week will be the last time we see him for a while.
Inside ROH: Clips
of the Evans/Ciampa/Marshall angle from last week and Marshall’s match with Jay
Lethal. Adam Cole cuts a promo hyping up his match with O’Reilly at the next TV
taping.
Michael Elgin vs. Rhino:
Willie Wanker, I mean Truth Martini, accompanies both guys to the ring. I
guess they’re going with the slow burn on Elgin’s face turn. Martini bitches
about this match being a conspiracy to break up the House of Truth and tries to
get both guys to just walk away from the match. Both of them decline, obviously.
Brawling in the ring to start, Elgin gets tossed to the apron but hits a
springboard elbow back in and Rhino bails. They brawl on the outside as
Roderick Strong makes his way out to ringside. Back inside with Elgin hitting a
clothesline from the top for 2. Rhino hits a belly-to-belly but misses the
Gore. More brawling and Rhino hits a spinebuster for 2. Dueling “Let’s go Rhino”
“Let’s go Elgin” chants from the crowd, and a fan hits Strong in the head with
a streamer. Short-arm clothesline from Rhino for 2 and he hits the chinlock.
Elgin backs him to the corner to get loose and hits a jumping enziguri. More
brawling now, then Elgin hits a bicycle kick and the Black Hole Slam for 2.
Rhino escapes the powerbomb but hits a German suplex for 2. Elgin gets
backdropped on powerbomb attempt #2 and Rhino hits a modified RKO for 2. And
now Strong is up on the apron to complain about the count to the ref, Rhino
sets up for the Gore but Martini gets in the way and Elgin gets a Gore of his
own, and the sit-out powerbomb sends Elgin to the finals at 7:52. **1/2, pretty
decent brawl.
Much better show than last week, with the shitty workers
being left in the back and mostly clean finishes. Next week has the S.O.T.F.
finals, a 6 man elimination tag match with Adam Cole vs. Davey Richards vs. Jay
Lethal vs. Roderick Strong vs. Mike Mondo vs. Michael Elgin.
Was there cutter in every fucking match?
ReplyDeletePretty much. That and some variation of the neckbreaker seem to be the favorite spots of the ROH boys.
ReplyDeleteWell...I know they're safe, and look cool. But RoH needs to do everything possible to make their talent stand out.
ReplyDeleteRoh roster is so sad since all but three of the real talents DIVORCED themselves from the company.
ReplyDeleteNot really a THREADJACK~, because this is two indy darlings going at it...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3keykHR6JWw
God, those tag belts are just awful. Look like they're made of copper or something...
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say about the match. It was different, I'll say that much.
Someone needs to invent a cutterbomb.
ReplyDeleteInvolve a moonsault and an ankle lock and I'm sold.
ReplyDeleteYeah, at least bust out a DDT every now and then for crying out loud!
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed that you of all people didn't recognize the Lady of the Lake!
ReplyDeleteOK..........start in powerbomb position, lift the guy up, hold him there for a second or so (kinda like the Last Ride), then throw him straight up and catch him with the cutter on the way down.
ReplyDeleteIf there's an indy guy reading this who tries to do this, call it the Charlie Cutter.
I feel like I should this, but what's the Lady of the Lake?
ReplyDeletePretty sure I've seen that.
ReplyDeleteI know for sure I've seen that, in fact I think it's in one the Fire Pro games.
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteThat move where Daniel Bryan rolls himself into a ball, sticks out his hand, and pulls his opponent down into the murky deep. It's rather famous on the indy scene, or so I've read.
ReplyDeleteOh, OK. I've seen it done before but never knew what it was called. I'm more wondering how he did that 2 minute airplane spin without puking all over the place.
ReplyDeleteKevin Steen did one through the ropes last week that was absolutely nasty.
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