Yeah the hair is awful and is a big turn off, her face is average at best, and her body is good but nothing different than a million other girls..she does have nice breasticles though.
Welcome to the world of reporting regarding any sport (or sport entertainment ;) ). A pun is an easy shortcut/substitute for being legitimately clever. =)
Throw me into the "Kaitlyn is hot" camp. Thought so from Day 1, and anyone who saw her on NXT would agree. In fact I think it's stupid to even debate it, like arguing Kelly Kelly or the old TNA interviewer's hotness. This isn't a Nattie Neidhart or Beth Phoenix situation. She should probably change the hair, though.
And seriously, getting arrested over an unpaid speeding ticket?!?
Seriously though I always figured she'd be really busted without the makeup...but she actually looks better...they should just have her come out that way...she has to be the most polarizing diva since Chyna in the "hot or not" category
Last I looked, I had more than 1000 more upvotes than the next guy so I qualify for number 1 obviously. Having that many upvotes qualifies me for number 3(although I think that Miko dude is the funniest poster on the blog) and 5. And by my post count, I'm sure some people would qualify me for number 4.
So I'm a 4 tool guy. I'm basically HBK in 95 before he became controversial with DX.
That's the first time she's ever been attractive...
ReplyDeleteClearly, you have never seen her in person.
ReplyDeleteBest mugshot ever?
ReplyDeleteYa know, the one thing I absolutely hate is when some non-wrestling site does a story on wrestling, they always do some stupid corny line like
ReplyDelete"blah blah was involved with the police, and it wasn't part of the script!"
"such and such had an incident with someone at the local blahblah and that person wouldn't go down for the 1-2-3!"
"someone better call a ref, Hogan & his wife are having a steel cage death match in court!"
i agree with OP, she isnt that pleasing on TV. that pic is very good.
ReplyDeleteHer hotness is like Big Shows hotness...you have to sew it in person to understand it?
ReplyDeleteHer hotness is like Big Shows bigness...you have to sew it in person to understand it?
ReplyDeleteYou guys are effin nuts. She's hot, you just don't think so because she is so terrible in the ring it takes points off of her score
ReplyDeletelol... ill drink to that.
ReplyDeletei agree she is very attractive in this pic. especially it being a mugshot, when everyone is at thier worst.
ReplyDeleteup until now, she just wasnt that appealing whenever i saw her on tv.
First time I thought she was anything above meh was actually at Survivor Series the other night. Usually that stupid hair just puts me right off.
ReplyDeleteThose are some bored cops huh?
ReplyDeleteYeah the hair is awful and is a big turn off, her face is average at best, and her body is good but nothing different than a million other girls..she does have nice breasticles though.
ReplyDeleteand to be honest she's not a very good lay...
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is more interesting than anything WWE could write.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of reporting regarding any sport (or sport entertainment ;) ). A pun is an easy shortcut/substitute for being legitimately clever. =)
ReplyDeleteBlog MVP criteria
ReplyDelete1. You gotta have the likes/upvotes (cultstatus)
2. controversy creates comments (Caliber/Jesse Baker)
3. Generally funny/witty (David LONGASSLASTNAME Montgomery/Jef Vinson)
4. Post whore (Jobber/Chan)
5. above average knowledge of wrestling (Flair4dagold/Nwa88/Fuj)
That right there is a 5 tool poster. Of course no one is HBK, but you hit 3 or more then Im pretty sure the blog would hold you in some regard.
Throw me into the "Kaitlyn is hot" camp. Thought so from Day 1, and anyone who saw her on NXT would agree. In fact I think it's stupid to even debate it, like arguing Kelly Kelly or the old TNA interviewer's hotness. This isn't a Nattie Neidhart or Beth Phoenix situation. She should probably change the hair, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, getting arrested over an unpaid speeding ticket?!?
no room for the last and least respected criterion, I see:
ReplyDelete6. Long-winded (me)
That's your idea of an average face? I'm going to move to your town.
ReplyDeletewhich tna chick
ReplyDeletelauren- unbelievably bland
or
crystal louthan- super fuckin hot and charismatic?
U MAD BRO?
ReplyDeleteSeriously though I always figured she'd be really busted without the makeup...but she actually looks better...they should just have her come out that way...she has to be the most polarizing diva since Chyna in the "hot or not" category
Awesome hair.
ReplyDeleteLast I looked, I had more than 1000 more upvotes than the next guy so I qualify for number 1 obviously. Having that many upvotes qualifies me for number 3(although I think that Miko dude is the funniest poster on the blog) and 5. And by my post count, I'm sure some people would qualify me for number 4.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm a 4 tool guy. I'm basically HBK in 95 before he became controversial with DX.
I was using the names in parentheses as an example douche.
ReplyDeleteI know. I was pointing out how I qualify for all of them. Douche.
ReplyDeleteI think you missed my reply to the Name thread.
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know, you and your four buddies will only comment on each other's posts.
ReplyDeleteSaw that earlier. Forgot about it immediately like all you other posts. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm already looking for someone to Chris Candido.
ReplyDeletezanadude.
ReplyDeleteIm very positive you have mulitple accounts... hence the reason for all your upvotes.
ReplyDeleteYou're not that cool. In fact I would consider you uncool.
I'm a Sabermetrics guy, so that's why I vote Ryan Murphy as BoD MVP
ReplyDeleteUnder old disqus, you could see who upvoted you so you know I wasn't doing that.
ReplyDeleteThat is a perfect comp.
ReplyDeletedont let facts get in the way of me trashing you.
ReplyDelete...I dont....
Office stooges dont count.
ReplyDeleteEspecially drunk office stooges.
ReplyDeleteYou don't let facts get in the way of your wrestling arguments either.
ReplyDeleteare we doin this again?
ReplyDeleteYou started it.
ReplyDeleteYay, I'm funny!
ReplyDeleteshe's so pretty.
ReplyDeleteNick Nolte says "Fuck You".
ReplyDeleteGood lord, even her crimes are bland.
ReplyDelete(Still pretty hot, though)
Yeah, she doesn't really do it for me, but that's an attractive mugshot, no question.
ReplyDeleteMe, me...me, me...I am really close on this one!
ReplyDeleteI get on base! Actually I'd say I'm 4 tool at the very least, maybe 5 tool although I don't quite get the upvotes cultstatus does.
ReplyDeleteNo one has any jokes to make about her real last name being BONIN? Talk about a softball.
ReplyDeleteTHREADJACK~!
ReplyDeleteHitC buys up 10% from last year. RYBACK IS $$$!!!
...or they're still coasting off the Rocklemania bump. Whatever.
Celeste is such a stripper name.
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