http://shop.wwe.com/I'm-a-Paul-Heyman-Guy-T-Shirt/W04619,default,pd.html?dwvar_W04619_color=Black&start=1&cgid=New&srule=Staff_Picks
Maybe everyone should buy this now before Heyman gets himself fired again. This would be a REALLY hard shirt to explain to casual friends, but I'm VERY tempted.