Hoping for a feud in 2013 between Bryan and Sandow. During a Raw segment, Sandow Pearl Harboring Bryan and shaving his beard would draw HUGE heel heat.
Screw Sandow; Cody Vs Bryan is the money feud. Bonus points if Cody dumps the anchor and goes back to being obsessed with masks and steals Kane's mask, forcing Bryan to have to go after Cody to avenge Kane's loss.....
Kane has to use some of his sway or company's trust to alter these backstage promos the writers are writing for them. After the demise of Dr. Shelby, the only thing the writers have come up with for them is the following formula: pedestrian conversation that leads to a yes, a no, and/or yes and no argument. Second graders could write that stuff. Don't get me wrong--Bryan and Kane are doing their best but they have manure-dipped scripts.
Brad Maddox and CM Punk are both wearing black and gold. Could this mean a secret alliance with Shane Douglas? Triple Threat 2K13(sounds like a Target sale)?!?! TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT!
I dunno, I love the Bryan/Kane stuff. And the dude has stuck around for over a decade after Katie Vick, I don't see the dude using his "sway" any time soon.
Raw takes an interesting gimmick(Champions choice) and uses it as a comedy gag. TNA does the open fight night deal, and books(usually) logical and interesting matches.
Actually, I amend my down vote to an up vote. Because of fear of Scott setting me on fire, plus thinking about evil AJ and evil Trish is kinda way hot.
As someone who was married to someone who went back and forth with an A and B cup bra size...there ain't nothing wrong with a tight body. And I don't have to risk a wrist sprain when fondling.
It's just their way of luring viewers in on a holiday show but not really having anything progress. I can see why they're doing it. But, yeah, point taken.
I don't think it being a holiday as anything to do with it. They would use this gimmick for comedy 100 times out of 100. It's just how they operate. Raw has to have variety and comedy!
I don't know, man. She's got a beautiful face, a perky ass you can bounce a quarter off of, a tight body, and somewhere between an A and a B cup... soooo we're gonna hate on her for her genetics or hate on her because she's not injecting silicone into those puppies?
Hard hitting stuff. I'd love to see a Sheamus, Claudio/Antonio, and Barrett triple threat match where they just beat the ever loving hell out of each other.
I'd love to see a Euro tournament with these guys. Throw Regal, Santino, and McIntire with the above mentioned wrestlers and have a one night tournament of some kind.
I'm calling it. Ziggler cashes in tonight!
ReplyDeleteThat'd be pretty amazing considering it's a pretape.
ReplyDeleteAn evil authority figure just booked the babyface in a handicap match! Haven't seen that done ever! Nope! That sure is new!
ReplyDeleteI like that Cesaro is blatantly stealing Gino Hernandez's YOUR gimmick. It's been a long time since someone's done it.
ReplyDeleteWow. Gillberg must still be retired.
ReplyDeleteAmazing that Sarge is in better shape now than he was in 1991.
ReplyDeleteSgt. Heisenberg
ReplyDeleteI love that Sarge was considered old and over-the-hill during his initial feud with DX...15 years ago. And yet, he's still here!
ReplyDeleteOVER THE FISCAL CLIFF??
ReplyDeleteI now grant you the power of SARCASM!
ReplyDeleteseem...seem... salabeem!
Don't you mean klaatu barada nikto?
ReplyDeleteCheck out Sarge taking the bumps!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm spending NYE on this thread
ReplyDeleteThanks for the cup of coffee Sarge. See you in 2 weeks at Raw XX
ReplyDelete*WHOOSH*
ReplyDeleteDont wanna watch LSU. Already have Walking Dead season 3 on DVR. Dishes are done.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, there were about 30 comments on the styles thread. So if this hits 970, we still get to claim a grand.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice Cena going from regular dude to Will Ferrell to "gangsta" in the span of two minutes in the opening segment?
ReplyDeleteKILL IT WITH FIRE!
ReplyDeleteSHE'S STILL ALIVE?
ReplyDeleteThat's why he's the best. Wide range.
ReplyDeleteNo, he meant: Klaatu...barada... n-ni-&#$*!cough
ReplyDeletelol. yes
ReplyDeleteOK, I might have missed that. Did the person holding up the strings of Mae Young's dead body get a title shot tonight??
ReplyDeleteHoping for a feud in 2013 between Bryan and Sandow. During a Raw segment, Sandow Pearl Harboring Bryan and shaving his beard would draw HUGE heel heat.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no, this needs to be a Beard vs. Beard match. Loser shaves their beard!
ReplyDeleteThey need to use one of these holiday parties for an angle. I vote for mistaken identities due to Halloween masks.
ReplyDeleteI saw that episode. Meg and Chris wound up in a closet together. Hilarity ensued.
ReplyDeleteAMC must love to see Mae Young on Raw. Free advertising!
ReplyDeletebah weep granah bong...
ReplyDeleteAttacking a guy and shaving it during a segment seems much more dastardly.
ReplyDeletePoochie.
ReplyDeleteHA! watched that ep today.
ReplyDeleteDear God, the commentary! Who's feeding lines to Cole and Lawler this week? And can we throw them over a bridge?
ReplyDeleteThe fiscal cliff line was the worst. It didn't even a context to be used in.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Dr. Robotnik with the egg body and tiny arms and legs.
ReplyDeleteCould be worse. Could be watching Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteOh SHIT, why did I say that tonight.
Whenever 3MB finally releases a song, it has to be auto tune.
ReplyDeleteThis match would be so much better if Kane was assaulting 3MB with the bones of a cooked puppy.
ReplyDeleteBetween Flair and Sarge, so much for WWE showing concern for the 50+ crowd having health issues in the ring. That lasted all of 3 months.
ReplyDeletelol they piped boos in for Bryan. They can't let the poor guy have anything.
ReplyDeleteChris Benoit Memorial Swandive Headbutt.
ReplyDeleteScrew Sandow; Cody Vs Bryan is the money feud. Bonus points if Cody dumps the anchor and goes back to being obsessed with masks and steals Kane's mask, forcing Bryan to have to go after Cody to avenge Kane's loss.....
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the doctor's going to get beaten up. And this will somehow make Ryback a babyface.
ReplyDeleteIt's a battle of the beards. Not battle of creepy fetish masks and revenge.
ReplyDeleteMeaning that it will automatically be in the Top 50.
ReplyDeleteProbably. Because he is a CHICAGO doctor.
ReplyDeleteWow. I think that Larry the Cable Guy Prilosec commercial has the exact opposite effect it's supposed to: it makes me hate America.
ReplyDeleteHe is the one that knocks.
ReplyDeleteAnd we recapped that because.......
ReplyDeleteDoc doesn't seem old enough to have even graduated med school. Unless it's like Doogie Howser.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think they missed the window on the Rhodes Scholars already? If they get the tag straps now, who cares?
ReplyDeleteKane has to use some of his sway or company's trust to alter these backstage promos the writers are writing for them. After the demise of Dr. Shelby, the only thing the writers have come up with for them is the following formula: pedestrian conversation that leads to a yes, a no, and/or yes and no argument. Second graders could write that stuff. Don't get me wrong--Bryan and Kane are doing their best but they have manure-dipped scripts.
ReplyDeleteManure. Dipped. Scripts.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why Punk needs a doctor. He already proved he is more than qualified by bringing Heyman back to life.
ReplyDeleteAnd now here are the X-Rays of Mae Youngs knees.......
ReplyDeleteVINCE!!
That suit...
ReplyDeleteOur first nominee for line of the night.
ReplyDeleteVince appears to have robbed the wardrobe of TRON.
ReplyDeleteI thought some of my earlier ones have been inexplicably ignored tonight.
ReplyDeleteGonna be tough to get 5 up arrows tonight.
ReplyDeleteMy apologies.
ReplyDeleteNobody is perfect.
ReplyDeleteI love shoot comments.......
ReplyDeleteKnowing what I know about how Raw ends tonight, I think I'll be able to hit 10+ with a joke or two.
ReplyDeleteThis Punk/Heyman team have really hit their form. Their reactions have been spot on this segment.
ReplyDeleteHaha, bringing up the steroid trial.
ReplyDelete10 up arrows dont count when you have time to prep.
ReplyDeleteOn the Attitude Era dvd, I was shocked they brought it up. It wasn't just a passing mention either.
ReplyDeleteI thought that comment was way out of line.
ReplyDelete- Stephanie
I honestly don't have any jokes in mind right now. Just knowing that it will be terrible makes me think I'll come up with something.
ReplyDeleteVince's suits are becoming increasingly bizarre. He's looking like a Dick Tracy villain.
ReplyDeleteThats when we are all at our best. And its been a great year :)
ReplyDeleteHell, with a 2.2 plus a $8 stock price, he might be shopping at Sears.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, we were more socially active than "Shrek the Halls" last week.
ReplyDeleteI dont believe they are paying people to put that shit up.
Vinny "Quad Tearer" McMahon.
ReplyDeleteHot evil AJ is hot, by the way.
ReplyDeleteEvil AJ: 7
ReplyDeleteEvil Trish: 10
Being a protege of HHH has apparently wiped all the color from Sheamus' ring gear.
ReplyDeleteAny good games on tonight to serve as filler for these commercials and any boring segments?
ReplyDeleteWow. You just wiped out the whole show.
ReplyDeleteWalking dead marathon gets my vote.
Could this mean a secret alliance between the nWo and Sheamus? TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Scott and Adam. Come on guys, it's a slow night. Celebrate with us.
ReplyDeleteI like how Dolph's hair perms itself.
ReplyDeleteIs it my imagination, or is Sheamus one of the few guys they let have an expansive move set?
ReplyDeleteTogether they'd be unstoppable.
ReplyDeleteI wont believe it until I read SIX MOVES OF DOOM.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay for THAT Blu Ray.
ReplyDeleteIt naturally happen when he channels the spirit of Curt Hennig.
ReplyDeleteZEUS!!!
ReplyDeleteSome poor couch gave it's life to become that suit.
ReplyDeleteThank god for The Shield. Saving us from the injustice of gingers everywhere.
ReplyDeleteCurt Hennig was.
ReplyDeleteCartman approves of that message.
ReplyDeleteYou know, these guys kind of have that "Superman II" thing going.
ReplyDeleteReigns' screams are awesome.
ReplyDelete*whispers* now give him an energon treat.
ReplyDeleteYou're right.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm 1/64 ginger and am deeply offended... yet, I was still thankful The Shield came out.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty cool that you KNOW they're going to beat the hell out of anyone they ambush. Smart heels > spineless cowards.
1/64th? Are you sprinkled with ginger? does it look like freckles?
ReplyDeleteBe a star, beat a ginger.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have officially rode that horse into the ground.
And each move has it's own name. Irish curse, battering ram, celtic cross, brogue kick, white noise, and the 10 thunderin' plunderins', if you weel
ReplyDeleteYes... (walking away sadly)
ReplyDeleteThere's the barn burner that is LSU-Clemson.
ReplyDeleteI'm noticing a pattern.......
ReplyDeleteIs that how Bob Denver became a star on Gilligans Island?
ReplyDeleteNo disrespect by the down vote, I simply think AJ is way, way hotter.
ReplyDeleteFreckles are actually the ashy remains of combusted gingers.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds of the main werewolf dude on True Blood, so I think the howls/screams are perfect.
ReplyDeleteOh, TAG.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching the show a couple years back, so I couldn't tell you his name, but he was badass.
ReplyDeleteI will take the down vote, only because Scott will set you on fire for just typing that.
ReplyDeleteYep, Punk and Heyman are still awesome.
ReplyDeleteIf I wanted to bang someone with the body of a 14 year old, I'd go back to Junior High.
ReplyDeleteTrish >>>>>>>>>>>>>> AJ
Oh SHIT, she is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteBrad Maddox and CM Punk are both wearing black and gold. Could this mean a secret alliance with Shane Douglas? Triple Threat 2K13(sounds like a Target sale)?!?! TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the payoff to this backstage segment 20 years from now.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe they should be going after Cena, since he is the son of Jor-El and all.
ReplyDeleteThese writers clearly deserve a raise.
ReplyDeleteHow are they going to explain AJ as her love interest?
ReplyDeleteI will admit, I chuckled at the church music.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I love the Bryan/Kane stuff. And the dude has stuck around for over a decade after Katie Vick, I don't see the dude using his "sway" any time soon.
ReplyDeleteI know who your talking about. That dude is actually from my hometown.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually surprised they haven't started a skit with Daniel Bryan walking in a room to see Kane eating a bucket of chicken and freaking out..
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't compare AJ to Trish in looks, wrestling, or anything else.
ReplyDeleteAnd people wonder why Raw loses viewership going into the third hour.
ReplyDeleteSomeone wrote a Mae Young pregnancy angle, and is still employed with this company.
ReplyDeleteAnd people wonder why Raw loses viewership going into the third hour.
ReplyDeleteMae Young hasn't been in Lawler's age range since 1912.
ReplyDeleteMaybe AJ is...a MAN.
ReplyDeleteYes, Evil Trish was the goddess of Evil Divas. They both do it for me, though.
ReplyDeleteIs that what happens when they get sunburn?
ReplyDeleteVince finally got around to seeing The Crying Game.
ReplyDeleteThat's not fair. Mae Young is like 89? That means she's about 80 years too old for him.
ReplyDeleteOr Ace Ventura.
ReplyDeleteAnd another down vote for the AJ disrespect plus making me slightly uncomfortable for making me wonder why I'm so attracted to her..
ReplyDelete"Kaitlyn's got a great rack, but she can't wrestle worth a shit. What should we do?"
ReplyDelete"Hide them under 2 layers of clothes and put her in cargo pants!"
"Brilliant! Wait, what?"
"And take Eve Torres out of those glasses and dresses, and let her cut promos!"
"..."
This would kick 10 miles of ass if Alberto does his ring entrance.
ReplyDelete20 miles if Ricardo wrecks the car on the way in.
Raw takes an interesting gimmick(Champions choice) and uses it as a comedy gag. TNA does the open fight night deal, and books(usually) logical and interesting matches.
ReplyDeleteAs the camera turns off ADR says to Ricardo and says, "Make sure they detail the inside, too."
ReplyDeleteSee--that's the Del Rio some of us have seen in the past. He can still be a main eventer if they rebuild him and let him be himself.
ReplyDeleteAJ is fine, but I would even put her behind "Evil Mickie" and "Evil Nina Myers".
ReplyDeleteActually, I amend my down vote to an up vote. Because of fear of Scott setting me on fire, plus thinking about evil AJ and evil Trish is kinda way hot.
ReplyDeleteThat's the joke.
ReplyDeleteI approve of Kaitlyn's rack.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who was married to someone who went back and forth with an A and B cup bra size...there ain't nothing wrong with a tight body. And I don't have to risk a wrist sprain when fondling.
ReplyDeleteYou know what this world needs? Another movie about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about the "car wreck" thing.
ReplyDeleteBut this one is in 3D.
ReplyDeleteNo. She was a teenager in 1912.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Ricardo's beat-up 1995 Toyota Tercel?
ReplyDeleteIt's just their way of luring viewers in on a holiday show but not really having anything progress. I can see why they're doing it. But, yeah, point taken.
ReplyDeleteThis is like Ted DiBiase being buddies with Virgil. It just feels wrong.
ReplyDeleteDat nothingness........
ReplyDeleteI was actually expecting him to ride in on a mule.
ReplyDeleteThat's the joke I was making.
ReplyDelete[Jesse Baker] ADR distracts the ref, Sheamus sneaks in, hits the Brough kick and puts Ricardo on top of the Big Show and gets the pin. [/Jesse Baker]
ReplyDeleteAlberto turning on Ricardo here would actually ratchet up the heat meter.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it being a holiday as anything to do with it. They would use this gimmick for comedy 100 times out of 100. It's just how they operate. Raw has to have variety and comedy!
ReplyDeleteEl Local lives!
ReplyDeleteNo rolling Germans??
ReplyDeleteThe joke *I* was making was that a teenager is still to old for Lawler.
ReplyDeleteADR and Ricardo for next tag champs, please.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteOf course WWE thinks people that are super rich should be babyfaces in 2013.
ReplyDelete"We're just getting started." How long is this show going til?!
ReplyDeleteMama - fun for the whole family!
ReplyDeleteAfter the drama with the new budget being approved they should reconsider.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Velvet Sky got bombarded with gamma ray energy.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, man. She's got a beautiful face, a perky ass you can bounce a quarter off of, a tight body, and somewhere between an A and a B cup... soooo we're gonna hate on her for her genetics or hate on her because she's not injecting silicone into those puppies?
ReplyDelete2015.
ReplyDeleteToo bad. They get that in theaters 2 weeks sooner, they could have qualified for the 2013 Oscars.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I have this bootleg copy of Django Unchained.
ReplyDeleteOne of the reasons I love Oscar season. DVD screeners of new movies. Just watched The Hobbit the other night on one.
ReplyDeleteTHIS FEUD MUST CONTINUE!!
ReplyDeleteLet's put the title on him on a show nobody is watching instead of the PPV when he actually had some steam behind him.
ReplyDeleteNO NO NO NO NO
ReplyDeleteHard hitting stuff. I'd love to see a Sheamus, Claudio/Antonio, and Barrett triple threat match where they just beat the ever loving hell out of each other.
ReplyDeleteAdd Regal, and you have my money.
ReplyDeleteI stepped out for a little bit, but...Mae Young is pregnant AGAIN??? Of all the angles to recycle, they're picking THAT ONE???
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Jessica Chastain's agent wishes it wouldn't come out at all considering she's probably gonna be up for an Oscar for Zero Dark Thirty.
ReplyDeleteMy chest hurts just thinking about that match.
ReplyDeleteI cant think of one payoff to this. Not ONE.
ReplyDeletelol. Still, I do get a kick out of how Mae is still game for anything. Has she been inducted into the HOF yet?
ReplyDeleteEither "game for anything", or "really needs the $100"
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see a Euro tournament with these guys. Throw Regal, Santino, and McIntire with the above mentioned wrestlers and have a one night tournament of some kind.
ReplyDeleteI would have hoped for Vince making a Diva strip and bark like a dog....since he's there and all.
ReplyDeleteTonight on RAW: Khali stands over Mae Young on a table with her legs wrapped around his head!!!
ReplyDeleteTONIGHT!! 8PM!!
Our standards have dipped severely if we're comparing Evil AJ to Evil Trish.
ReplyDeleteIs Melina back?
ReplyDeleteActually, that was Trish....no?
ReplyDeleteNo, but Cameron and Naomi would have sufficed.
ReplyDeleteWednesday Morning report on 411Mania.: RAW has lowest 3rd hour ratings in television history.
ReplyDeleteYes it was.
ReplyDeleteHow long was that baby IN there?!?!!
ReplyDeleteWho thought this was a good idea?
ReplyDeleteTazz is coming...the mood's about to change
ReplyDeleteDid Cole just say, "The atmosphere is about to change??"
ReplyDeleteVince probably needed to change his diaper from laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteI would watch Katie Vick 5 times before I would green-light that segment.
ReplyDelete