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Smackdown - December 14, 2012

Smackdown
Date: December 14, 2012
Location: Webster Bank Arena, Bridgeport, Connecticut
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Josh Matthews

Reviewed by Tommy Hall

It's the final show before TLC and most of the show is set. We've got Big Show vs. Sheamus not being able to fight each other (despite having dark matches at these TV tapings) until their chairs match on Sunday. We've also got the potential of the Shield attacking again which should be interesting for the most part. Other than that it's likely to be another dull show. Let's get to it.


We open with a recap of the end of Raw with the massive brawl between Shield, HELL NO, Ryback, Cena, Show, Sheamus and Ziggler. We also cover the major feuds going into Sunday.

Big Show vs. R-Truth

Sheamus and Cesaro are both on commentary. Show pounds away on him to start and beats him into the corner with a shot to the ribs. We head to the floor where Truth gets beaten up even more, including being bounced off the ropes to crash onto the floor. Cesaro looks to interfere but Sheamus shoves him back into his chair. After Show yells at Sheamus a bit, Truth FINALLY gets his feet up in the corner and chokes Show a bit. Show misses an elbow and Truth hits the ax kick for two. The Little Jimmy is countered and the WMD gets the pin for Show at 4:44.

Rating: D. Nice to see a guy that is treated as someone who doesn't have much of a chance to win the title on Sunday getting destroyed here on Smackdown. Truth got in like two kicks and that's the extent of his offense here. In other words, the #1 contender to the US Title is being treated like a jobber. Why is anyone surprised the midcard titles mean nothing?

Show gets in Sheamus' face post match and Cesaro jumps Sheamus from behind, sending him into Show. Show laughs and shouts that Sheamus touched him so the match is off.

Post break Show tries to talk Booker into calling off the match because of Sheamus hitting him. Booker says that it was because of Cesaro so the match is still on. What an excessively pointless segment.

Here's Damien Sandow (with what sounds like new music) to search for an apprentice. Instead of looking tonight though, he brings out Cody for their match. Cody's mustache gets another chant which is at least a reaction for him. Cody starts to talk about Miz but the Usos' music cuts him off.

Rhodes Scholars vs. Usos

This is joined in progress after a break with Jimmy hitting a clothesline on Cody. Off to Jey who gets distracted by Sandow, allowing Cody to crank on the arm. Sandow comes in and drops a knee for two. We hear about Sandow graduating from high school at 12 and being valedictorian. The Wind-Up Elbow gets two and here's Cody again. After a release from suplex, Rhodes hooks a seated full nelson.

JBL talks about how Cody's mustache looks (JBL: “He looks like a bowed up Freddie Mercury.” Josh: “I'll have to Google him later.”) until it's a hot tag to Jimmy who cleans house. Jimmy loads up the splash but Cody crawls over to Sandow for the tag. Everything breaks down and Sandow rolls up Jimmy for the pin with a handful of tights at 3:52.

Rating: C-. JBL's mustache lines made this match better but it was fine in its own right. This was about giving the Scholars momentum going into Sunday and it did that well enough. The one thing I really liked here was Josh mentioning Sandow's background. Making up stuff about characters is a great way to push them forward, yet for some reason it's been decided that such an idea is evil. I'd love to see it make a comeback.

Show talks to Otunga about the no contact clause.

Here are Show and Otunga in the ring for another legal issue because we haven't had one of those angles in a few months. David talks about how Booker is clearly biased and they're going to the Board of Directors. Otunga is going to demand that the chairs match be called off and that Booker be thrown out as GM. Booker comes out and says that the match is still going to happen, but Otunga says that just because Booker was in prison it doesn't make him a legal expert. Also they're going to get Sheamus fired too.

Cue Sheamus with a chair and a microphone. He says if there's no match, there's nothing stopping him from beating up Show right now. Show, the ferocious monster, says the contract is still valid and the match is still on. You know, because THE BIG SHOW has to be a coward heel as well. Brogue Kick lays out Otunga.

We get a clip of Orton destroying Brad Maddox two weeks ago. They might as well show the whole match as it wasn't even 90 seconds long. This led to the Shield attacking Orton

We come back from a break to see Orton being destroyed by the Shield after apparently putting him through a table. I believe he has a wrist injury so there's his exit off TV. Orton is injured. Imagine that.

Kaitlyn vs. Aksana

Aksana hits a knee to the ribs and hooks a headlock to take over on the mat. Kaitlyn fights up and flips Aksana forward but can't break the hold. Some forearms get two for Aksana and it's off to a chinlock. Josh keeps asking why the Shield would do that to Orton, causing JBL to go into a hilarious rant against Josh, telling him to take his spiky hair and go ask them.

Back to the chinlock by Aksana which can't even be broken by a side slam. This match has been going on for three and a half minutes and Aksana has had a head/chinlock on for about three minutes out of that. Kaitlyn comes back with forearms and a beal to set up a gutbuster for the pin at 4:18.

Rating: D-. This had to be a rib right? Aksana was basically no selling everything that Kaitlyn did to her by not letting go of that hold, which doesn't really do any good for anyone here. The Divas are somehow getting worse over time, which completely boggles my mind. Aksana may very well be the worst in ring working chick I've ever seen. Let that sink in for a bit.

Orton has a separated shoulder and might have a concussion.

Here's MizTV with special guests HELL NO. Bryan says that he doesn't want to talk about how he's feeling, because it's time to unleash all of the anger that he apparently has in him. He'll do that on Sunday with tables, ladders and chairs. When the Shield is begging for mercy, Bryan is going to tell them NO. Kane talks about looking forward to using everything they can on Sunday and Bryan says YES they will.

The champions are cut off by another Joker style promo from the Shield, who say you can ask Randy Orton what happens when you mess with the Shield. They say Bryan can't hide behind Kane and that the sword of justice will be served. Kane says why wait until Sunday and Shield says they agree. Miz is gone as Kane and Bryan look for the Shield. They're in a sky box and slowly come down, but cue Ryback before Shield can make it to the ring. Shield turns and walks away.

Great Khali/Hornswoggle/Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel vs. Epico/Primo/Prime Time Players

Titus vs. Khali to start things off with Khali chopping him down quickly. Young gets a chop as well before it's off to Horny for some comedy spots on O'Neal. Young comes in to try to take over on Horny as Josh doesn't know who Harpo Marx is. Tyson comes in but is almost immediately stomped down. Primo gets in some shots before it's off to Epico who gets two off a slingshot elbow. Natalya and Rosa get in a fight on the floor as Primo gets two off a dropkick. In a cool ending, Tyson tries a sunset flip but Primo falls on top in a cover, but Kidd rolls backwards into a sunset flip for the pin at 3:19.

Rating: D+. I really would love it if Kidd and Gabriel could do something other than fill in spots in a stupid tag match like this. Khali and Horny are your usual opposites tag team who do nothing new but are there for the kids and the heels are all relatively entertaining. For some reason this is the best spot that Kidd and Gabriel can get. Welcome to modern day WWE.

Post match Horny dives on Titus and has to be saved by Kidd and Gabriel.

Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio

Del Rio takes him into the corner to start as JBL talks about how awesome his Spanish is now. Kofi speeds things up and does his double leapfrogs before hooking an armbar. Del Rio takes it to the mat to take over before missing a charge in the corner. Ten punches in the corner stagger Del Rio and a European uppercut gets two for Kingston. Alberto works on the back and arm for a bit before Kofi climbs the corner and hits a top rope chop. The Mexican is sent to the floor and Kofi hits a big dive to take him out. Del Rio shoves him into the post on the apron as we take a break.

Back with Del Rio putting on a reverse chinlock which doesn't last that long. Almost none of the spots or holds in this match are lasting long at all. Kofi tries to speed things up but walks into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two. Alberto loads up Trouble in Paradise (you read that right) but Kofi sends him into the corner instead. Del Rio does the exact same thing to take over again before hitting the running enziguri for two. Back to the reverse chinlock for a few moments, followed by a belly to back suplex for two on Kofi. Out of nowhere, Kofi escapes another belly to back into a rollup for the pin at 8:37 shown of 12:07.

Rating: D+. Alberto Del Rio is very uninteresting. He's long since reached one of the worst points you can reach in wrestling: he's just there. There's nothing going on with him but he keeps appearing on TV to remind you that he does in fact still exist. I've heard rumors of turning him face, but unless they give him a character, nothing is going to come from it.

Kofi goes to the ramp and ducks a charging Barrett before kicking him in the face.

The Raw ReBound is Ziggler's promo from the opening of the show, the interaction with Show vs. Sheamus, AND most of the match with Ziggler vs. Sheamus. I'm very curious if they aired the whole thing on the regular broadcast as the international broadcast that I watch is often changed. Upon watching the regular version, it is indeed different. Instead of the match, it's a LONG recap of the entire Cena vs. Ziggler buildup. That's rather interesting.

We run down the PPV card.

Now we look at the Sheamus/Show/Otunga segment from earlier.

Regal is in the back with Show and says stay calm but don't take Cesaro lightly. Sheamus says he'll lay Show out on Sunday with chair shot after chair shot.

Sheamus vs. Antonio Cesaro

Cesaro rams into him to start, knocking Sheamus down. Sheamus does the exact same thing and it's a standoff. Apparently Orton doesn't have a concussion. Sheamus hits a shoulder in the corner and a running knee lift for two. Antonio tries to jump over Sheamus out of the corner but gets caught in a Regal Roll for two instead. Sheamus gets sent to the floor but gets caught with a knee coming back in.

Off to a kind of chinlock by Antonio, followed by a European uppercut to the back of Sheamus' head for two. The gutwrench suplex gets the same in an impressive display of strength. They slug it out with Sheamus taking over, including a top rope shoulder for no cover. There are the ten forearms in the ropes....and here's Big Show on the stage with an injured Regal in front of him. Sheamus goes to get him but Show cracks Regal with a chair. Cesaro wins via countout at 7:24 to end the show.

Rating: C+. Cesaro continues to impress and it's a good sign that they're keeping him this strong. Truth has zero chance of taking the title on Sunday and that's a good thing, as Cesaro isn't quite ready for the main event yet but he's making a strong champion. Other than that, Sheamus could indeed win the title back on Sunday and this loss allows for him to be kept strong while advancing the title match as well. Good little main event here.

Overall Rating: C+. This show was like a car that kept trying to start but it couldn't quite get going. They did a decent job of setting up the PPV, but at the same time there was a lot of filler in this. Some of the matches felt like they were just there to fill in time, but on top of that we had the show contained angle of Show trying to get out of the title match. That added more or less nothing other than making Show look like a coward which seemed to be forgotten by the ending.

It's almost like they have no idea what to do with the huge roster they have and throw out random things that are somewhat related to their active stories to fill time. Nah that can't be right. I clearly just don't get the nuances of the stories they're telling. Decent go home show this week but not a good show overall if that makes sense.

Results
Big Show b. R-Truth – WMD
Rhodes Scholars b. Usos – Rollup to Jimmy with a handful of tights
Kaitlyn b. Aksana – Gutbuster
Hornswoggle/Great Khali/Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel b. Epico/Primo/Prime Time Players – Sunset Flip to Primo
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio – Rollup
Antonio Cesaro b. Sheamus via countout

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Comments

  1. I admire your tenacity in continuing to recap this show. It's sad to see a once-great wrestling show relegated to filler that makes everything that happens on SmackDown a moo point.

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  2. At this point, both Del Rio and Orton have become guys that are just "there". Seriously, I couldn't name one memorable storyline either guy was involved in this year.

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  3. I was thinking that too. You could take either of them and put anyone in their place as there's no depth to any of their stories.

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  4. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.


    It's moo.

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  5. I'm gonna start using that.

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  6. I thought the booker big show segment was pretty good. Just two vets promoting the ppv in a short segment. And the sandow/rhodes segment was absolutely worth dvring. I know this episode was a little weak but in 2012 it's been the best wrestling show on tv. More people need to watch the show.

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  7. Tommy I think you were too harsh on the del rio v kofi match. It was a ok to good tv match imo. Also the big show/otunga stuff was nice heel work by big show. I'm no fan but he was on tonight

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  8. "Now booker, just because you've been to prison, that doesn't make you a legal expert." David otunga

    That line is gold

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  9. "The champions are cut off by another Joker style promo from the Shield"



    VINDICATION!!!

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  10. Yeah that was pretty blatant. Dean was doing the ledger mouth shit. Still he brings a lot more to the table.

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  11. And tbh the end of the segment with ryback coming out was kind of awesome.

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  12. So bryan danielson and jon moxley going against each other in the main event of a wwe ppv...that's so awesome

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  13. Seriously if you can afford it you should buy the ppv just to support the idea of (talented) new guys in the main event

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  14. What in the blue fuck was Aksana doing in that match? She needs to be released tomorrow, or at the very least barred from in-ring action. But since she can't speak either, she really has no purpose.

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  15. What's wrong with him ripping off Ledger's Joker? Personally I think it could make a perfect wrestling heel?

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  16. Not a DBSM original, it's a line from Friends

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  17. She was doing great as Cesaro's valet/eye candy, but maybe someone backstage decided she was even too useless to get that role.

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  18. In that case I definitely will NOT be using it.

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  19. It's called biting and it's lame.

    It's one thing to use bits of another actors performance. In Richard 3, Olivier saw another actor carry a bible around, he loved it, so he talked to the guy and asked if he could use it in his performance of the role and the other actor said sure. Here's the thing though, Olivier didn't just carry the bible around, he also pretended to read from it.

    It's one thing to borrow tricks and pieces of another performer's act and incorporate it into your own, but Good is doing a wrestling version of the Joker's character, while cutting a wrestling version of the Joker's promos, while doing the wrestling version of Ledger's mannerisms. He's not just taking from the character, he's taking from the performance. Imagine if you bought a CD, and not only does the band play music that sounds like Led Zeppelin, but they also performed it exactly like the members of Led Zeppelin.

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  20. She also did the worst elbow drop I've ever seen in my goddamn life, it's like she tripped and broker her fall on someone.

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  21. Probably the best line from Joey in the whole 10 seasons of the show. I've been using it ever since, because everyone bites at the setup of moo point.

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  22. They should do what they did with Rosa Mendes. They realized what she could do (stand around and look hot) and what she couldn't do (wrestle) and booked her accordingly.

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  23. So after Sunday, when Dolph loses his briefcase, he'll be seen by the fans as a loser AND and idiot for not cashing in before the match. So in 6 months, they'll pull the trigger on a Dolph main event push, then act shocked when the fans don't buy the loser idiot as a main eventer.

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  24. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 15, 2012 at 9:16 AM

    I don't want the current product, other than the PPVs, and I read the reviews from time to time. I never read the Smackdown ones, simply because nothing important happens. But I HAD to read this review, to see what was said about that Divas match.

    I woke up last night, and felt like I might be up for a minute before going back to sleep, so I turned on the telly. I saw Smackdown and turned it on, and then couldn't believe what I was seeing. She literally held that chinlock for over 3 minutes! I could not believe the crowd didn't absolutely turn on them. Shocking.

    Also, this was the first time I saw a promo from The Shield. Which one is the guy people say is gonna be a star? Is it the guy who acts like The Joker from Dark Knight? That's obvious, right? I'm not the only one picking up on that, am I? Either way, I dig their promos and their look.

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  25. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 15, 2012 at 9:19 AM

    Ah, OK. So someone else did pick up on that. That was the first promo I'd ever seen from them, and was wondering which one was the star everyone keeps talking about. At least he's better at it than Sting.

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  26. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 15, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    Man, before I got on the computer, I put Friends on the TV via my DVR. Well, it was right in the middle of an ep, and the first thing I heard was Joey saying that line. I laughed, and thought about how much I dug it. Then I got online, opened firefox, came to BOD, and the first comment I saw [it was under one of those 'most recent' things] was this one.

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  27. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 15, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    Wait, you remember what happens in wrestling prior to what you're immediately watching?! Well, I don't know about you, but I'm exactly what Vince thinks goes on with a member of the WWE Universe! I don't remember anything beyond what I'm seeing right now!

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  28. I didn't see the match, but how the hell do you fuck up an elbowdrop? That's like the one move that even 5-year old kids imitating wrestling can be guaranteed to get right.


    Does Smackdown get replayed anywhere? Or will I just have to wait until the next Botchamania episode to see this?

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  29. I saw Tyler Black and Bryan Danielson in a main event at a ROH show once, to think they'll be going against each other in a six man as Seth Rollins and Daniel Bryan is awesome.

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  30. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 15, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    I think my favorite is an exchange he had with Rachel while buying clothes...

    "the bag is for a woman or a man. Uni sex"
    "Maybe you need sex, but I had sex a few hours ago"
    "No, no, U-N-I sex"
    "Well, I'm not gonna say no to that"

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  31. I agree that last nights promo was pretty bad as far as copying ledger but his typical promo is usually different

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  32. I seriously wonder what the fuck Sting was thinking with that angle. I mean, did he seriously think that Bischoff jobbing to a bird=ratings?

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  33. I keep hearing that. But while I'm impressed with his confidence and his charisma, the actual material is unoriginal to me.

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  34. The worst elbow drop of all time was like...six months ago.

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  35. Mwahahaha, yes, yes, let the hate flow through you.

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  36. Cena is not going to win.

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  37. That's no coincidence. The call is coming from inside your house.

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  38. Cmon he can't do charity work for sick kids unless he goes over. Bravo john cena, you've made hogan jealous of your non job excuse.

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  39. I meant that she didn't do the super terrible elbow drop at this SD, she did it like...six months ago.

    http://i.imgur.com/pRJNw.gif

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  40. Cena can't win because Cena isn't going to go after Show's belt. He's above it.

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  41. OK, I got ya. And again, how do you fuck up an elbowdrop? That was just fucking embarrassing. And people wonder why I don't like women's wrestling...

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  42. I didn't see the promo from last night so if he really aped from Leger's performance then you have a point. From what I've seen it hasn't been so obvious. I think Jericho set a standard for using something from a movie character effectively into a character. He admitted that he saw Javier Bardem in No Country and borrowed some attributes from that.

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  43. There's plenty of good female wrestling out there, just...not in WWE.

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  44. Sure, in Japan. I found the KO's in TNA to be just as bad as the Divas workrate-wise, but the WWE girls are better looking (IMO, I'm not here to talk about who I want to bang) and the SIMMER girls are a little better, but not much. My problem with American women's wrestling is that they're trained and wrestle like WOMEN wrestlers, instead of women WRESTLERS. In other words, if those girls were trained and wrestled like male cruiserweights I'd be fine with it, but they insist on doing all the female-related spots like the hair-hiptoss and the weak kicking and the slapping.

    Let Malenko and Findlay train a dozen women to actually wrestle properly (as in pretend they're smaller guys) and have Vince book the girls as actual wrestlers and I might start giving a fuck. And for the record, and call it misogynistic if you want, but a girl as smoking hot as AJ should be nowhere near a fucking match taking bumps. Honestly, if she's as sharp about wrestling as she seems to be than make her a commentator.

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  45. I agree mostly, especially in having women wrestle as WRESTLERS, not women. That's why I like some SHIMMER, SDR is pretty much the female Daniel Bryan (though she does more power moves since she's comparatively bigger) and MsChif manages to be both unique and pretty damn good, watching Cheerleader Melissa fold her into a pretzel and use her head as a club is sickeningly fun to watch.

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  46. Got a link to the video?

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  47. Yeah, lemme see if I can grab it.

    This is just a tribute video to their feud, ignore Three Days Grace ruining Apocalyptica.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YQHDZtRozE

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  48. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 16, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    I dunno, Velvet, Mickie, and Tara pretty much trump anything WWE has had since...well, ever, I think.

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  49. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesDecember 16, 2012 at 7:26 AM

    I mean, it wasn't too bad in the beginning. With him going all sorts of insane because of Kennedy. I was actually enjoying it. But then they just kept pushing it, and pushing it.

    One thing that annoyed me, and is a clear example of why TNA is second rate, is that in Sting's TNA-tron video, they use the same video clip they had from Scars & Stitches 2. I'm sure I'm the only person to notice that, but, c'mon, that's low-rent.

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  50. Holy shit, that Queen-Anne stretch(I think?)/Surfboard in the corner was just sick.

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  51. Melissa is another person who you'd think would get a shot in one of the big companies, she's not the greatest mic worker, but she's a great heel in the ring and has a great look gimmick for a company like WWE.


    MsChif is somebody that has a good job and way too many injuries to get picked up, but she'd be a steal for any company that could nab her.

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  52. Damn, those chicks are fucking crazy. I've actually looked for SHIMMER on YouTube and have only been able to find highlight videos like that one. Not really interested in reviewing a whole women's show though, or really any show where I've never heard of any of the wrestlers.

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  53. Even my "Hate every wrestling but the 'E" friend was impressed. Melissa has been around quite some time,hasn't she? I'd think she'd be a no-brainer.

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  54. You have to educate yourself somehow. And that first step is watching a show and learning who everyone is. An outsiders perspective could be pretty interesting, IMO.


    I would send you my shit, but you live in NY, which is on the other side of the country from me, and I have no money.

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  55. Well, I've heard some rumors that she's bi/lesbian, but dunno how conclusive that is, so maybe that's a factor.


    I think if she was just breaking in right now, they'd probably pick her up, but as is, she's "old" and has too much indy stink to be worth the investment.


    Honestly I have no real clue why they haven't hired her.

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  56. I have no money as well. Any idea what the last show was called? Maybe I can find it on one of the torrent sites.

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  57. They release disc's, I think they're on Volume 20-something.

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  58. I'll look around for it.

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