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I just noticed that the counter is almost at 8 million.  You know the deal, send me a screenshot if you hit it, and you can pick the next rant or “2013 Scott sez” deal.

Morning Edit:  There were THREE people to e-mail me screenshots of the 8 millionth pageview counter, so presumably Paul Heyman paid off two of them, or else there's people even more desperate for attention than the Fuj.   Or Blogger is wacky, but the Heyman thing seems like the most likely. First one in was Vintage Gamer with a request for the first TNA weekly PPV, so maybe we'll go with that for the moment.

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  1. megane67February 25, 2013 at 1:50 AM

    Damn, missed it by 6. Oh well, congratulations on 8 million hits, Scott. And had I hit it, I would've requested a rant on "Best of the WWF Vol. 5". Because I stopped watching current wrestling. Completely.

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  2. AmericanWolves02February 25, 2013 at 1:53 AM

    I missed it by 100. Damnit!

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  3. Joel CraryFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:07 AM

    I nabbed it and sent in a request. Not a particularly good PPV, but I saw it live and Scott hasn't done it yet, plus the main is kind of topical.

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  4. VintageGamerFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:14 AM

    Wait a minute, I also got it. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

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  5. Joel CraryFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:19 AM

    Hmm. Mordecai?

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  6. AmericanWolves02February 25, 2013 at 2:29 AM

    Well it's obvious you guys have to have a match to unify the 8 Million views championship.

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  7. The FujFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:56 AM

    I was the millionth visitor.


    I got no rant.

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  8. zanadudeFebruary 25, 2013 at 5:02 AM

    But you're not bitter.

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  9. cultstatusFebruary 25, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    Just to job it to me, the real main eventer.

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  10. zanadudeFebruary 25, 2013 at 5:36 AM

    I love how Scott trusts everybody to not just Photoshop the number in. He even gave us the number we needed in the exact font needed, on the exact same white background. No challenge at all!


    I'd have done it myself if I weren't so damned lazy.

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  11. parallax1978February 25, 2013 at 5:51 AM

    Heyman paying someone off now would probably piss off a lot of people actually...

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  12. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:13 AM

    I really feel that all the credit about BoD reaching 8 million views belongs to me. Yes, before I came along to the BoD it was just a fledgling territory. Scott couldn't compete against the Figure 4 Weekly and 411mania's of this world. Hell, no one even knew what a Scott Keith was, brother! I'm the reason Bodamania has been running wild! Without my boner jokes and ripped off....dammit...borrowed, BORROWED, Cracked articles, the BoD would have been bought out years ago, jack! Plus, without my testimony to the federal government, telling them that Scott didn't force me to take PEDs [although he did], he'd still be in jail!

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  13. flair4dagoldFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:43 AM

    I'd be more curious for Scott to review Bryan-Punk from OTL. We never got a star rating for that match.

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  14. flair4dagoldFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    Threadjack:
    Just saw a commercial on ESPN for TNA lockdown and I just realized this, it's in the Alamodome (San Antonio)? What?!? I don't understand this company...

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  15. JohnPetukaFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:03 AM

    We never got a star rating... we got about 8 of them instead. And we still don't know which one to take seriously! He's a sadist, I tells ya.

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  16. cultstatusFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:22 AM

    I'm sure 98 percent of the arena will be taped off.

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  17. jobber123February 25, 2013 at 8:23 AM

    He finally said it was 5 stars

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  18. jobber123February 25, 2013 at 8:25 AM

    Wait, it gets better:

    http://www.ticketmaster.com/seatingchart/98415/46582

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  19. Jef VinsonFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:28 AM

    Aren't you ranting right now? Let's call it even.

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  20. flair4dagoldFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:30 AM

    I guess it wasn't obvious that I was trying to play along with that joke, woops.

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  21. flair4dagoldFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    Really? WTF? The acoustics are going to be terrible.

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  22. jobber123February 25, 2013 at 8:34 AM

    I don't get why they don't just a book a smaller venue? That seems stupid. I don't doubt the alamo dome is cheap to book but that's embarrassing

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  23. wnyxmcnealFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    Scott reviewed the show a long time ago. He thought it was terrible.

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  24. cultstatusFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    And it still will have more tickets bought than Royal Rumble 97.

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  25. Lerxst_PrattFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    there's people even more desperate for attention than the Fuj


    It's funny b/c it's true.



    If you didn't immediately think of the Fuj when Scott announced the 8 millionth visitor thing, you're either lying or haven't been paying attention.

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  26. Lerxst_PrattFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:29 AM

    Who are you again?

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  27. Lerxst_PrattFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:30 AM

    the real main eventer


    In that "Miz @ WM 27" kind of way

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  28. cultstatusFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:33 AM

    You don't see me posting in pre show live threads do you?

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  29. Lerxst_PrattFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:40 AM

    No, 'cause you can't even get booked on those! ;)

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  30. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    Didn't the WWE have to give a lot of free tickets to the Royal Rumble in 1997 that featured Sid vs HBK?

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  31. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    That's not a big deal. The Alamodome recently hosted the Arny USA High School football game back in December. That did not draw more than 5,000 people. Smaller events have been used for the Alamodome; they will rent it out to anyone who is willing to pay for a retainer.

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  32. ziggaman730February 25, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    like cult said most of the arena is taped off at the mmoment if u look at that seating chart. I think theyr r taking a chance, which is at least a step in the right direction I guess.

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  33. nwa88February 25, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    Yeah wondered that too. Although to be fair, possibly of all stadiums in the US, the Alamodome is probably the most frequently used in arena configurations. I assume it doesn't get much use anymore in the full configuration.

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  34. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    The Fuj is cool. Just wanted to say that. Without knowing this, but the man made it okay for a guy like me to appreciate a bootylicious wrestling babe named Layla from the WWE without feeling any shame.

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  35. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    Plus it sounds better saying, "TNA Lockdown Live From The Alamodome" than from some rinky dink minor league hockey arena.

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  36. nwa88February 25, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    That's a pretty good one as I recall

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  37. nwa88February 25, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    Yup. Here is a good shot of an arena config for a volleyball game. They have plenty of curtains, although as flair mentioned, makes you wonder about the acoustics, I can't really remember for those WCW shows or Spurs games, although I think they came off well.

    http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/07/31/62/1940610/3/628x471.jpg

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  38. Mar SoloFebruary 25, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    You feel shame for liking Layla? Did I miss something about Layla being hideous?

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  39. Caliber_Winfield_69420BoobiesFebruary 25, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    The people who want a girl with a build like supermodels, or Paris Hilton should be mocked and ridiculed. A girl with some weight on her, and measurements that read along 34-29-40+ are what make life worth living.

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  40. WrestlingHeroFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    Someone that is not funny at all

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  41. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    A friend of mine makes fun of me because I like curvaceous women like Layla.

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  42. WeyerFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    I am in agreement with this!

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  43. JoeFebruary 25, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    I thought it was pretty clear that he gave it the full monty.

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  44. ziggaman730February 25, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    precisely

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  45. Mar SoloFebruary 25, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    So I'm guessing you'd have to date an Ethiopian woman in order for him to not mock you?

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  46. Andrew DeanFebruary 25, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Your friend, good sir, is a dribbling moron.

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  47. justicegrayFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Layla's not quite my type, but your friend is crazy for mocking you for thinking someone with curves is hot.

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  48. spicollidriverFebruary 25, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    this is just as ridiculous. it's just a matter of taste.

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  49. Andrew BarbarashFebruary 25, 2013 at 3:17 PM

    It doesn't surprise me the Fuj won he clicks on the blog at least 200 times a day, that is not an overestimation. Fuj is cool until you see his facebook statuses.. then you realize he is insane... and very very lonely. This is by no means a bitter response on not being the 8,000,000th count winner! :P

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  50. Miko363February 25, 2013 at 4:05 PM

    Why does it have to be mutually exclusive?

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  51. Joel CraryFebruary 25, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    Breaking Point? Do you know where the rant is? I can only find a review for one match, off the Falls Count Anywhere DVD. But yeah, he said it was God awful.

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  52. AmericanWolves02February 25, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    I actual have a soft spot for that PPV. DX-Legacy was fun, and I might be the only person in the world who thinks the Orton-Cena match was great.

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  53. Mr_E_MahnFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    Lookin' up to Fuj. Good on ya, man.

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  54. Mr_E_MahnFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    Your friend is an idiot.


    Curvy girls are awesome. You need something to hold on to.

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  55. Mr_E_MahnFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    Holy shit, people gather to watch volleyball?

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  56. Mr_E_MahnFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    You've got moxie kid, I'll give you that.

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  57. Mr_E_MahnFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:30 PM

    Or a 12 year old, I guess.


    Or an Ethiopian 12 year old.

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  58. IanFebruary 25, 2013 at 11:35 PM

    I was one of the three- noticed on refreshes I'd sometimes get the same number coming up multiple times in a row, so I don't think the others 'shopped it. My rant choice was completely left field though.

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  59. wnyxmcnealFebruary 26, 2013 at 7:30 AM

    Oh, thought you meant the first TNA PPV.

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  60. The FujFebruary 27, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Have you seen the asses on female volleyball players?

    http://survivingu.com/home/463-32-more-pictures-of-girls-playing-college-volleyball

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  61. The FujFebruary 27, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    *Not sure if he is being serious, or he is flame-baiting me*


    I love how you know how many times I click on the blog a day. Stalker much?
    But I digress.


    Insane, eh... maybe.
    Lonely, cuz im in the middle east. No pussy for a year makes you say weird shit.


    Im equating this year to that Twilight Zone episode "the Long Morrow"


    I don't have time to explain myself to Limey dbags though, yall don't matter in the grand scheme of things. :D

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  62. The FujFebruary 27, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Wow, havent been on the blog in a couple of days and Im mentioned.


    Did I become Poochie?

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