March
12, 2003
Your hosts are Don West and Mike Tenay
The show starts off with a video recap of last week’s
events, focusing on Russo supposedly leaving wrestling and the trio of Erik
Watts, Brian Lawler, and David Flair attacking Jeff Jarrett, as well as AJ Styles
demanding another title shot.
Jarrett comes out with a baseball and heads towards
the SEX locker room and calls out Erik Watts. No idea why he went there to look
for him. Security orders him back then Jarrett goes oer to Tenay, asking him to
call out Watts.
Tenay says that there will be a number one contender’s
match tonight between AJ Styles & Raven, with the winner getting to face
Jarrett.
Konnan comes down to the ring and speaks Spanish,
which Tenay translates for us as Damien and Halloween are his new protégés. Tenay
puts over the fact that these two, along with Psicosis, are the EMLL Trios
Champions. They are wearing the belts to the ring.
Damian
& Halloween vs. Jerry Lynn & David Young
Thoughts: Match was fine for what it
was, even though the luchadores seemed to wear down towards the end. Looks like
Konnan will eventually face Lynn to further along the feud.
Goldylocks attempts to interview Erik
Watts but he is immediately attacked by Jarrett then they are swarmed by
security, who break up the melee. Watts is laughing as Jarrett is being taken
away. Watts looks just like Brian Adams here.
Watts heads to the ring with his bat as
Tenay runs down all of his credentials. He tells the crowd he is not here to
fight the Jarrett runs out with a bat and they briefly swing them around until
security runs out again to break it up. They are playing up that Watts has
gotten inside of Jarrett’s head.
Kid Kash and Trinity are with
Goldylocks. She mentions how he has been on a role of late and he says he will
take everyone down one by one. Amazing Red comes out and says everyone knows
that Trinity is why he has the belt and challenges him to leave her backstage
during the match. Kash blows him off.
We are shown stock military footage and
a voiceover reads “Taken Hostage by an Oppressive Dictator” and “After Five
Years, the Handcuffs are off, the Chains of Captivity are Broken, Tonight, he
is Free.” After that, D-Lo Brown comes down the ramp and the crowd is
receptive. According to Tenay, he has a title shot built into his contract. D’Lo
says he has been asked for the past month what are you going to tell about the
WWE when handed a mic? He says he doesn’t give a damn about them and says since
1997, he gave 150% effort every match and got told he couldn’t get the job done
and was not a team player. He claims he was the hottest up-and-coming star in
this industry three years ago and was told he couldn’t cut a promo but was told
to go to OVW and teach them how to do it. He goes on about backstage politics
in the WWE and says he is now in NWA-TNA, prompting the crowd to chant “TNA,”
because of a level playing field and no backstage politicking. He promises the
crowd he will be nothing short of a superstar while in TNA. Sonny Siaki comes
out to the ring without Desire, as Tenay tells us there was an illness in her
family. He introduces himself to D’Lo then says he will only be a superstar if
he joins SEX. He offers him a spot but D’Lo says he is not here to join a
clique and politely declines. Siaki respects his decision then brings up the
racist angle with Teddy Long and calls him stupid but D’Lo attacks him and hits
the Sky High. He poses on the ropes and the fans go nuts. D’Lo was really over
with the crowd and cut a passionate promo but all of the WWE stuff gets old
quickly. Plus, D’Lo was one of the lowest wrestlers on the totem pole before he
left. Not sure I’d go making him into a upper card wrestler right away.
X
Division Championship Match
Jonny
Storm vs. Amazing Red vs. Kid Kash (Champion) w/Trinity
Thoughts: they hit some cool moves but
there was a lot of sloppiness, especially on the part of Storm. He did some
nice things. This all sets up a feud between Red and Kash.
Goldylocks is with Siaki in the SEX
locker room, who was ailing. Goldy asks where is backup was as they all bicker
until Gilbertti takes control, saying they are all here because of Russo. HE
tells them to bring their “A” game and together, they can take over TNA. I
guess Gilbertti is now the leader of SEX?
Harris
Brothers vs. Steve Corino & Sandman
Thoughts: They really jobbed Corino out
of the company. This was his last appearance, to my knowledge. This was to put
over the Harris Brothers, and SEX as being a threat again.
Goldylocks is with Mike Sanders and
Holly Wood. Sanders is cocky and says that he will beat whatever “enhancement
talent” that TNA gives him tonight. Gilbertti interrupts and says being Kevin
Nash’s buddy doesn’t mean you have accomplished anything and that if he really
was his firend, he would be with him right now. He orders Sanders to beat
whoever he faces and if he lsoes, he better not return to SEX. He tells Holly
Wood that she does not get camera time and that she is here just for tits and
ass and to get the job done tonight.
Dusty Rhodes comes to the ring. He calls
out the “NWA New Generation,” Erik Watts, David Flair, and Brian Lawler. Only
Flair and Lawler come out but Dusty talks about Watts anyway. Dusty then states
some analogy that only makes sense to himself then addresses Flair and his
replica NWA belt. He then tells him that on an interview earlier in the week,
he called his daddy an asshole and says that he is now like his daddy. He runs
down Lawler the slaps him across the face and says he can king of “deez nuts.”
He gets jumped from behind until D’Lo runs in for the save. Watts comes in and
they take control until Jarrett runs in for the save. The faces stand together
in the ring at the end. Dusty saying deez nuts was the highlight for me.
A video package of AMW is shown
Goldylocks is with XXX. Low Ki speaks
and says that AMW will be in a world of hurt tonight and that they are the true
champions, traveling all over the world. Basic stuff, which is all you can
expect from Ki on the mic.
Mike Sanders heads to the ring. He grabs
the mic and says that SEX is a tight as ever and dedicates his victory tonight
to Vince Russo. Hacksaw Jim Duggan then comes to the ring as his opponent.
Mike
Sanders vs. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan
Thoughts: Who the hell thought that this
should go on for six minutes? Sadly, we will not see the end of this feud.
Goldylocks is with AJ, who is in the Raven’s
Nest spot of the crowd sitting in a chair. Raven comes out but AJ throws the
chair off his head and the Harris Brothers restrain him and tell him to wait
for the match.
A video package of the NWA-TNA Tag Title
history.
NWA-TNA
Tag-Team Championship Match
America’s
Most Wanted vs. XXX
Thoughts: Really good match. The crowd,
which died during the Duggan match, took a while to get into this. All four
guys worked their asses off and the match was awesome. This feud seems to be
going forward.
Backstage, D’Lo and Siaki are brawling.
Jarrett makes the save for D’Lo.
Gilbertti and Holly Wood enter the ring.
He says that Russo had a dream and a vision to take SEX out of Nashville
because it is too good for the fans. Gilbertti runs them down for being idiots
and hillbillies and how Russo wanted SEX to go to Hollywood and wrestle in front
of a live studio audience. He says that Holly Wood is issuing an open challenge
to any women who will get into the ring and show her goods. After berating
Athena, the fans chant for Lollipop and she comes down to the ring. They have a
catfight that goes back and forth as West tells us that this is for adults
only. Lollipop wins then gets her shirt ripped off by Holly, exposing her tits.
The crowd goes wild as Borash runs in to cover up Lollipop, who’s tits were
easily the best thing about the segment.
Tenay and West hype the number one
contender’s match and let us know that Jarrett will join the booth for the
match. Jarrett coms out and puts over the prestige of the NWA belt.
Raven
vs. AJ Styles
Thoughts: Dear lord, this ending again.
They have done this crap way too often, last happening a month ago during the
tag-title match. Why not have this be a DQ and set up a three-way for the belt.
Final Thoughts: The show was fine until
the ending of the main event, which was poorly done. The Duggan match sucked
something terrible but everything else was sensical and the other matches were
generally fine, including a great tag match. Nothing was announced for next
week’s show.
Man am I glad I didn't watch TNA at this time. I had previously said that Aces & Eights were the worst group in wrestling but, seriously, they had David Flair, Erik Watts, and Brian Christopher in a team? Its like some hellish version of Legacy except they came around first. They couldn't have been a more disappointing version of a second-generation stable if they had David Sammartino and Wes Brisco in there.
ReplyDeleteHow many times did they use that retarded double pin spot? Once is whatever, but they did it so often and the spot seemed so contrived, it just made you scratch your head and ask "who approved this nonsense, again."
ReplyDeleteThey should have put Greg Gagne in the group to complete the 7th circle of suck. If you're going to create a terrible stable, you might as well go for broke and create the all-time worst. Those guys made The Dark Carnival look like The Four Horsemen.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Michael McGuillicutty wasn't wrestling yet.
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