Looks like another week of hype for Wrestlemania is coming up. I wonder if Rock and Cena will bother to show up this week or continue to let C.M. Punk do the heavy lifting.
I would expect the rest of the card to start to round itself out a bit. Any "celebrity" matches been announced yet? ;)
Anyway enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!
I would expect the rest of the card to start to round itself out a bit. Any "celebrity" matches been announced yet? ;)
Anyway enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!
The calm before the storm.
ReplyDeleteUNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT BE HERE TONIGHT. FOR YOUR SEE, I WILL BE VISITING MY LADY FRIEND AND WE ARE BOTH GOING TO BE WATCHING RAW WHILE SHE GIVES ME HEAD FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS. TOOTLE LOU!
ReplyDelete*sigh* If we get a celebrity match instead of Dolph, Bryan or Cesaro on the card, I'll be one unhappy Witlon.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Taker shows up, so we will probably get a handful of slimy evil Punk to revel in stealing the urn. And that's always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteHe was advertised here locally.
ReplyDeleteRealized Raw is in my city tonight. If Brock was going to be there, I probably would have went down to scalp a ticket. And bring a giant ass VIKING SPACE LORD BROCK LESNAR sign.
ReplyDeleteGod speed, yelling man.
ReplyDeleteHe was just advertised at the 10 till commercial.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Bryan and Dolph will make the card.
ReplyDelete“There he goes. One of the IWC's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered smark never even considered for mass production. Too weird to downvote, and too rare to ban."
ReplyDelete*Stands and applauds*
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's a pre-show spot with their names on it.
ReplyDeleteI think your gimmick is a little played out.
ReplyDeleteTHAT YELLOW SON OF A BITCH.
ReplyDeleteHow nice. Someone in the main event of Wrestlemania has decided to show up.
ReplyDeleteis he a school bus now?
ReplyDeleteI think your blasphemy is a little played out.
ReplyDeleteBetween you and Dan, what the hell is WITH people choosing women over the blog?!
ReplyDeleteYour future is with us, Caps Lock Man! Sure, you'll get three straight hours of oral happiness, but she'll probably spend the next eight months trying to prove you don't know how to work.
ahem i picked my side a long time ago thank you very much
ReplyDeleteYour ruining Brock Lesnar for me.
ReplyDeleteWe're on the Road to Gettin' My Winbackmania.
ReplyDeleteSo how many people are watching the Heat go for 23 possibly over Raw?
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah
ReplyDeleteHeathen.
ReplyDeleteHE POINTED AT THE SIGN HE MUST BE SERIOUS
ReplyDeleteBroadway Joe predicted victory, then won.
ReplyDeleteWho is that? Winston Zedmore?
ReplyDeleteOh, Titus. You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteD Wade should be at the Heat game not on Raw.
ReplyDeleteWho you gon' call?
ReplyDeletePancake rules.
ReplyDeleteall hail The Pancake
ReplyDelete"When someone asks you if you're a jobber...YOU SAY YES!"
ReplyDelete*yawn*
ReplyDeleteTitus needs a bigger role on Raw immediately.
ReplyDeleteThis is exceptional.
ReplyDeleteRufus "Pancake" Patterson? Am I missing a joke?
ReplyDeleteUntil Cena speaks.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the fuck is this fuckery?!
ReplyDeleteand The Pancake speaks the truth
ReplyDeleteMaybe on the go-home, they should go balls out and book a 10-man. Rock, Cena, Taker, Ryback, Hunter vs Punk, Bryan, Shield. Go for that 2000 Radicalz one, with non stop action for a half hour.
ReplyDeleteTitus is fucking awesome. Push this dude.
ReplyDeletePancake reminds of me of some folks I work with.
ReplyDeleteCoca Pebbles joke is solid.
ReplyDeleteTitus looks like he just came from the Player Hater's Ball.
ReplyDeleteTitus is killing it here, he's grown so much on the mic since his nxt promo snafu. They have something special with him if they keep at it.
ReplyDeleteWatching this is like watching two people who chose Cena in WWE '13.
ReplyDeleteI feel dumb for saying these guys would be dead after AW. Titus is killing it.
ReplyDeleteDarren Young vs John Cena. Let me just throw you my 65 bucks now, WWE.
ReplyDeleteWWE: EVERY MATCH gets an ad break! Enjoy four whole minutes of thrilling action actually shown!
ReplyDeleteThat's too good an idea to happen.
ReplyDeleteWell probably just get dueling promos.
They're stupid if they don't push Titus hard.
ReplyDeleteand the point of it being so long it needed a commercial break was?
ReplyDeleteI've heard others say on here, age might be an issue since he's in his mid-late 30s or something.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise I agree.
And the point driven home by this segment? More Titus O'Neil, less John Cena.
ReplyDeleteWhat a piss poor way to build Cena for Mania.
ReplyDeleteCena is the corniest man alive. Point at the sign a few more times, John.
ReplyDeleteWhy do all the guys they don't want to push due to age have to be black? MVP, R-Truth, Titus O'Neil...
ReplyDelete(Only half-serious)
WTF is Lawler wearing, and does he have stock in Just For Men?
ReplyDeleteShe must not be very good.
ReplyDeleteI like that Punk stole the Urn. I don't care what anybody says
ReplyDeletewhat does he do again?
ReplyDeleteIt does. The novelty is gone, people are going to need a reason to pay that price to see that match again.
ReplyDeleteMark Henry: Killin' folks just cuz.
ReplyDeleteThat recap was more interesting than the opening segment.
ReplyDeleteWhile you are correct, what's the point when 70 percent of the fan base knows Cena is getting his win back.
ReplyDeleteDavid Otunga in mildly successful WWE Studios release.
ReplyDeleteFEED HIM TO THE RYBACK!
YU WILL NAHT RUN THRU MEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
ReplyDeleteBrock is advertised. I skipped the show too though. After being let down by the last two Raws I attended (May 2010 and March 2011), I don't bother wasting my money on WWE live events unless we ever get another PPV again.
ReplyDeleteDave Otungas reward for being in the only WWE film that gets over is getting squashed by Ryback.
ReplyDeleteFirst the PTP, now Otunga? "Hard Work" Bobby Walker is dialing his lawyer as we speak.
ReplyDeleteSheamus is in his mid 30s. But he works out with HHH
ReplyDeleteI guess it's an upgrade from not being on TV for months.
ReplyDeleteAnd a downgrade from getting to stand around drinking coffee backstage.
ReplyDeleteHow about when it does a lower buyrate than last year's, you go a month without posting.
ReplyDeleteWAtching the Heat-C's, what's with 80's black guy hair style coming back? If it is back, someone must use Soul-Glo.
ReplyDeleteNo hiding now cuz I'm the Ryback... I'll hunt you down cuz I'm Ryback!
ReplyDeleteIdk Rock is gaining on him quickly....
ReplyDeleteTHIS CROWD IS SO HOT FOR THE RYBACK!
ReplyDeleteNot enough Mark Henry in that match.
ReplyDeleteBut they chanted instantly for the clothesline. Totally natural and spontaneous chant, honest!
ReplyDeleteOtunga is going to go brain dead if he doesn't tuck his chin.
ReplyDeleteThey are. It's crazy.
ReplyDeleteMeh, this is doing nothing for me. I'm gonna check how things are going elsewhere...
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gnlyU4jZ1rr83a9o1_500.jpg
CAPS LOCK MAN, back early from his liaison, uses his real name in the post-o glow.
ReplyDeleteKill him dead, Mark.
ReplyDeleteJust a minute... this is gonna be a tag team match, playa!
ReplyDeleteSo he'll be a better lawyer, you're saying?
ReplyDeleteThese squash matches serve no purpose for Ryback anymore, he's past that stage now. They only reveal Ryback's flaws even further, he can barely hold the crowd's excitement for that short time.
ReplyDeleteahem I believe the line is he is not hungry enough
ReplyDeleteHow about it goes over 300k, you don't post for a year?
ReplyDeleteRaw hasn't been too bad recently, but it has been boring. This is supposed to be the road to WM, but aside from the Brock/HHH brawl, everything is meh.
ReplyDeleteHenry is above this nonsense.
ReplyDeleteOh, The Ryback. You're not doing that move against Mizark.
ReplyDeleteAre they signing the contract on the King's Court?!
ReplyDeletehttp://goinglikesixty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/technical-difficulties.png
ReplyDeleteThey should release Tensai and team Brodus Clay up with Mark Henry as the Funkasaurus and the Stankasaurus!
ReplyDeletedoes that man have an outtie?
ReplyDeleteFan.....daaaan....gooooooo
ReplyDeleteFandango= reason for me to go outside and smoke a cigarette, and I don't even smoke.
ReplyDeleteI really hope someone pelts Fandango in the head with a large drink tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou're saying it wrong.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't possibly be more over this Fandango gimmick if you put me in the rafters during a Johnny Curtis segment.
ReplyDeleteYou're saying it wrong.
ReplyDeleteI had a final fantasy character named Gooooo once.
ReplyDeleteI'd laugh if someone said it right and he insisted they were STILL saying it wrong, and it's revealed that saying it right requires the echo on the "GO".
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he can just insist that people are still saying it wrong without ever elaborating on why. Sort of like Mr. Burns and Don Mattingly's "sideburns."
I'm more over than Fandango.
ReplyDeletecorrect
ReplyDeleteI swear Lillian said it right.
ReplyDeleteDid You Know? The average episode of Raw is 15 minutes longer than The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
ReplyDeleteSomebody better be touting "STEPHANIE SEX MATCH."
ReplyDeleteShe's a little too old for you, King.
ReplyDeleteI still love the comment FAN...DAN...GOAWAY.....
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty much convinced that the only reason WWE is even considering Jericho/Fandango for WM is for the entrance alone.
ReplyDeleteThe late 90's PPV entrance apparently fits on top of the current TitanTron much in the same way as the various Zords on Power Rangers.
ReplyDeleteOh good lord.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, he is ripping off Jeff Jarrett.
ReplyDeleteSeems like they've invested a lot in this Fandago nonsense... and it looks like he's already blown up after dancing to the ring.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that is some cool shit. GREAT entrance.
ReplyDeleteI would have watched Raw just to see that.
ReplyDeleteSID < Fandango Dancing Man
ReplyDeleteGee.. can't believe I missed Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteHow was "Go" the worst part of Khali's pronunciation attempt?
ReplyDeleteWhat's happening now guys? I can't see a thing!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Nattie managing Khali? How does that even make sense?
ReplyDeleteStretch? Okay, he won me over.
ReplyDeleteso he talks like The Batman?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Fandango talk like Daniel Faraday from Lost?
ReplyDeleteThings are sensual. People are sensuous. - Mrs. Dean Wormer
ReplyDeleteBecause there are 1000 wrestlers better than HHH?
ReplyDeleteYou should have learned to stop questioning that may or may not happen on Smackdown by now.
ReplyDeletehe sounds like he's struggling to speak.
ReplyDeleteDon't be afraid of all this masculinity m'lady, OK?
ReplyDeleteHe's the Punjabi Playboy.
ReplyDeleteThis is some classic old school shit, I love it.
ReplyDeleteHeh. a You Can't Wrestle chant. Classic.
ReplyDeleteI hope to god Fandango shows up at Mania.
ReplyDeleteThe crowd is gonna kill him.
Another mania match wasted on RAW.
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused. Wasn't The Miz wrapped up in a feud with Cesaro? So that's over?
ReplyDeleteFandango has won me over. Don't think it has any legs, but for a short term gimmick, it's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteWhen is the last time we've heard one of those?
ReplyDeleteI'd be less bored with it if they weren't doing it twice a week -- refuse to wrestle on Raw then refuse to wrestle on Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteIt's just profoundly obnoxious, and not in the "wanna see him get his" way, but in the "changing the channel because I know the match isn't going to happen and there's better shit on TV" way.
According to Wrestling Observer Vince has been changing his mind about the WM undercard literally every week...no use getting invested in any of it until the actual show.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna see him troll some smarks.
ReplyDeleteSo there's still time for Miz-Taker?
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 29: Because Fuck the Guys Who Are Here the Other 364 Days of the Year
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? An epic like that needs time to build! We can't rush that!
ReplyDeleteWrestleMania 29: Who cares about the IC Champ anyways!
ReplyDeleteThe last time Cena was in a ring or maybe that was just me.
ReplyDeleteSo far we've had Cena squash Darren Young, Ryback squash David Otunga, and Fandango not wrestle Khali. The Road to Wrestlemania is heating up!
ReplyDeleteWrestlemania 29: You'll Buy It Anyway, Whatever, Fuck You
ReplyDeleteFinally, the show has picked up! R-Tooooooooooth.
ReplyDeleteand that's why a man who is near-Alzheimer's shouldn't be running a company.
ReplyDeleteI'm applying boxing rule number one for Henry/Ryback: never bet on the white guy.
ReplyDeleteVarious former GMs should just book random segments throughout the night. Teddy can make the straight up tag team match, Coachman can make someone fight Kane as a punishment, etc.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with the Miz/Cesaro feud is Del Rio/ Swagger happened. It was the same feud except the face/heel dynamic is switched.
ReplyDeleteWrestleMania 29: What you REALLY thought we'd only run Cena-Rock once?
ReplyDeleteException to the rule: this Don King is white.
ReplyDeleteplease enlighten us Mr Sandow
ReplyDeleteI'd pop for a Coachman appearance.
ReplyDeleteAh, Sandow brings much-needed entertainment.
ReplyDeleteC'monnnnnn Zombie Tiny Tim...
ReplyDeleteThey need to just go for broke and make Truth dangerously unhinged.
ReplyDeleteAnd not in the friendly "Awww, how cute. He's insane" kind of way they've been doing. I'm talking some straight up New Jack shit, where you never know when he's going to suffocate you with a trash bag.
Too bad how when R Truth was getting way over as a heel he got busted for smoking fake pot.
ReplyDeleteThe next WWE movie should be a remake of "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" starring Jim Neidhart, Natalya and Khali.
ReplyDeleteThey sort of started that when he was with Miz. It was the only time I liked either guy in fact.
ReplyDeletePG fool
ReplyDeleteTwo things I would ban from WWE forever if I had a vote:
ReplyDelete1) Jobbing midcard champions just for shits and giggles
2) Fake laughter from the announcers
If I had a third choice, it would be fake laughter from the announcers again.
They did and he jobbed to Cena.
ReplyDeleteThey should just remake See No Evil except WITH the 3 foot dick.
ReplyDeleteare they really doing bad political jokes
ReplyDeleteKinda strange to see the same company that blasts the thought process behind guys like Duke Droese, The Goon, TL Hopper etc etc on every dvd thinks stuff like Fandango is a good idea.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling that Stephanie thinks 1995 was the high point creatively for WWE.
ReplyDeleteDoes it end with Jim stealing Khali's wallet and buying coke?
ReplyDeleteI will say this: I adore how Truth feels it necessary to spin on every move he does.
ReplyDeleteSidekick? SPIN!
Forearm? SPIN!
Axe kick? Spinning, that's a good trick!
3. Pooftahs
ReplyDelete"We had quitters in the Revolutionary War too. We called them KENTUCKIANS."
ReplyDeleteSince he uses so many of Booker T's moves, I'd be curious to see him try to add spinning to the Spinnaroonie.
ReplyDeleteI think he'd find a way.
Cody should rename his finish The Mustache Ride.
ReplyDeleteHe wrestles like Booker T on meth.
ReplyDeleteTell us Cody. Your secret. Hows do I mustache!
ReplyDeleteThe Phenom is going to have to earn it.
ReplyDeletethe urn has no power all one needs to do is point to the sign to gain power
ReplyDeleteI think I've only just realized this, and I'm not sure if it's the company-wide initiative in how they're booked, or if it's just the personalities involved...
ReplyDelete...but I think I hate every diva they have right now. Excepting maybe one or two.
Why didn't Tatanka ever have this gimmick?
ReplyDeleteTaaaaaaaa-TAN-kaaaaaaa....
WWE already putting that money used to get the Bellas back to good use.
ReplyDeletelulz
ReplyDeleteCody Rhodes needs road-lovin' too, come on.
ReplyDeleteGotta break even on that Lesnar deal somehow.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to tell Vince the show is doing 1,000,000 buys no matter what the undercard is, so just pick a direction and stick with it.
ReplyDeleteOf course, that guy gets fired if the show does 999,999 buys, but someone needs to do it, anyway.
New Stephenie Meyer movie?
ReplyDeleteWhite people, always runnin' to jump on some bullshit.
Speaking of, just saw the Dynamite Kid documentary and holy shit was Jim in a coke rage
ReplyDeleteIs it any sort of a real deal?
ReplyDeleteI think it's ladies of all colors on that particular ride.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how this will affect WWE's tag team division?
ReplyDeleteIt'll probably make
ReplyDeleteMILLIONS OF DOLLARS
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
Man, someone tell Taker to slow down!
ReplyDeleteI always preferred Taker with the black hat
ReplyDeleteAren't both Bellas taken by Cena and Bryan? Career suicide man! Just go after Kaitlyn Cody. She digs the stache.
ReplyDeleteAnd tell stories.
ReplyDelete