Just came across who one of the Gut Check contestants is for tonight. I'm not too familiar, but know his name was mentioned here last week. At least I think it was here.
What sucks is the TV title isn't defended on TV. Also, if the TV title is defended every week, the the WORLD title should not be defended as often on television.
Make so if you defend the TV title, say 3 weeks in a row you get an automatic world title shot the last Impact of the month. How hard is that?
That move was pretty sweet. I really wish they would do more with Hernandez. I've liked him for a while. He's got a certain bad-ass charisma about him that I dig,
Why not? Even if Daniels hits it, you can get him well before the three. And Kaz is OUT on the floor... although that would have been a nice alternative to extend the match.
Velvet should turn heel, join Aces, and become Bully's girl. Then he can taunt Brooke so we get the awesomely awful Velvet/Brooke match. Can you guys imagine how great that would be?
The champ makes the belt...not the other way around. Give me TV main event matches with Joe defending the TV title over talkathons at the end of Impact every day of the week.
His ring work can be wildly erratic, like terrible one week and great the next, but he's an awesome promo. If they don't sign him as a wrestler, then definitely put him in the booth or use him as a manager.
To be fair, most of the people employed by pizza joints are high schoolers and college kids. It's not exactly meant to be a profession unless you're store management.
Just came across who one of the Gut Check contestants is for tonight. I'm not too familiar, but know his name was mentioned here last week. At least I think it was here.
ReplyDeleteWho is it?
ReplyDeleteAdam Pearce.
ReplyDeleteJim Neidhart.
ReplyDeleteI wish!
ReplyDeleteHall and Jake Roberts are gonna live tweet Impact. This should be good.
ReplyDeleteDude's been around forever.
ReplyDeleteIsnt he still in jail for oxycontin. He has a nice collection of mugshots available online
ReplyDeleteScrap Daddy?!
ReplyDeleteYou could make this statement at pretty much any point in his career.
ReplyDeleteWonder who Bad Influence do for Throwback Thursday if they do it. I'm hoping the Fabs or PG-13.
ReplyDeletePG-13 is an excellent choice.
ReplyDeleteHardy still isn't great on the mic, but he has improved by leaps and bounds.
ReplyDeleteAfter they showed the crowd, I was instantly reminded they were in Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteStop working the crowd, wrestlers! I'm confused!
ReplyDeleteD'Lo looks ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteJamie Dundee should be on gut check.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to gif that look Anderson was giving. Lol, best thing he has done in years.
ReplyDeleteHardy doing the thumbs down gesture looks like a 12-year-old during a Brother Love segment in 1990.
ReplyDeleteWhat city are they in?
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in Arkansas
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time I've found Anderson entertaining in forever.
ReplyDeleteAnderson is talking too much.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a Smokey Mountain team?
ReplyDeleteThe "Please shut up!!" chant should have alerted them that the segment was running long.
ReplyDeleteCan someone puh-LEZE challenge DeVon to a title match?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteRock & Roll Express
ReplyDeleteThey need to get rid of the TV title, it screams jobber.
ReplyDeleteDid I just mark for Ken Anderson?
ReplyDeleteThrillseekers!
ReplyDelete"Somebody tell Anderson there's a string hanging from his vest. Oh it's his arm"-Scott Hall on twitter.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if you use twitter, I'd suggest following him for tonight.
It wasn't when Joe was killing people in title defenses every week.
ReplyDeleteI'd think that'd be Nashville. Jonesboro is part of the old Memphis territory, unfortunately not a big tag-team territory.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it kinda was. Joe was awesome but there is nothing important about a TV title.
ReplyDelete@SCOTTHALLNWO
ReplyDelete@JakeSnakeDDT
That Injustice game looks badass
ReplyDeleteOh god. Chavo is the worst.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible to be racist of your own race?
ReplyDeleteSomeone tell Chavo that the word "robbed" doesn't have seven syllables.
ReplyDeleteChavo sounds like someone's uncle desperately trying to be hip.
ReplyDeleteThe one with his tongue out? I thought he was ribbing Gallows/Festus with that look. And I laughed also.
ReplyDeleteThe best entrance in pro wrestling
ReplyDeleteWhat sucks is the TV title isn't defended on TV. Also, if the TV title is defended every week, the the WORLD title should not be defended as often on television.
ReplyDeleteMake so if you defend the TV title, say 3 weeks in a row you get an automatic world title shot the last Impact of the month. How hard is that?
I'd think he was having a mid-life crisis.
ReplyDeleteI wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
ReplyDeleteThere can be. It's all in how its used/treated.
ReplyDeleteThe old NWA TV Title, despite being THIRD in line, could get into main angles with no one feeling like it was beneath the wrestlers fighting over it.
It isn't 1986 anymore.
ReplyDeleteIf Hernandez/Chavo win, I riot
ReplyDeleteHernandez was made for WWE. How that never happened, I'll never know.
ReplyDeleteAnd?
ReplyDelete(I know it's 2013. But a TV title, booked as more than D-Von's personal belt, can be useful as a secondary belt.)
I probably say this every week, but it bears repeating, Daniels' bell bottom tights are so weird.
ReplyDeleteIt should at least be the fist title defense at the top of the second hour.
ReplyDeleteOr just come up with something new.
ReplyDelete(Wrapping up the TV title chat):
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing, TNA's secondary singles title is STILL better booked as D-Von's toy compared to WWE's secondary singles titles.
At least D-Von's not Jeff Hardy/Kurt Angle's bitch every week, getting pinned in non-title matches.
He needs a generic Mexican name from the WWE name generator.
ReplyDeleteThat would require that he actually wrestle frequently.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he already have one?
ReplyDeleteThank god for small miracles.
ReplyDeleteTrue. But even if he did, it'd likely be big "dog and pony" DQs. Still better.
ReplyDeleteKazarian mocking Chavo was great
ReplyDeleteNot racist enough for McMahon.
ReplyDeleteSwitching between Impact and the Pens game plus keeping up with this thread and twitter all at the same time isn't easy.
ReplyDeleteThat was crazy
ReplyDeleteA little contrived, but that double body vise/backbreaker was NICE.
ReplyDeleteDamnit ref, STOP SEEING SHIT!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was pretty clever move by Chavo using the suplex to get him up.
ReplyDeleteChavo's hair transplant looks fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThat move was pretty sweet. I really wish they would do more with Hernandez. I've liked him for a while. He's got a certain bad-ass charisma about him that I dig,
ReplyDeleteBoo.
ReplyDeleteBULLCRAP
ReplyDeleteBad camera work there showing Hernandez waiting for the spot.
ReplyDeleteBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKISS MY ASS IN HELL TNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteChavo's best match in years.
ReplyDeleteOn the ramp? I kinda liked it, like he was in ambush.
ReplyDeleteI remember when you went is was announced that he got the transplant someone posted pics of him and Jimmy Hart from the Hair Club for Men website.
ReplyDeleteCHAVO SUCKS DICK IN HELL
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun match.
ReplyDeleteTHEY DESERVE SHIT TENAY
ReplyDeleteIs Pat Patterson Satan?
ReplyDeleteI'm not disagreeing, but my original point still stands.
ReplyDeleteKayfab, why take the chance?
ReplyDeleteWhy not? Even if Daniels hits it, you can get him well before the three. And Kaz is OUT on the floor... although that would have been a nice alternative to extend the match.
ReplyDeleteScott Hall needs to live tweet every wrestling show.
ReplyDeleteVelvet should turn heel, join Aces, and become Bully's girl. Then he can taunt Brooke so we get the awesomely awful Velvet/Brooke match. Can you guys imagine how great that would be?
ReplyDeleteThey could really elevate that title with Storm, Morgan or someone that isn't really doing shit at the moment holding it.
ReplyDeleteI also think Hardy should have at least ONE run with the X Division belt, but that's just me.
No. Just no. Sharmell/Morasca's must remain TNA's worst women's match ever.
ReplyDeleteTNA teases the most awesome feud in years with Bad Influence Vs Greatest Generation and then craps all over it.
ReplyDelete"Who has the best ass" matches?
ReplyDeleteThat title is so beneath Storm and Morgan, they would have to journey to the center of the earth to find it.
ReplyDeleteAgreed on Hardy and the X title though.
Saving it for the PPV. It's smart.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who Hulk would vote for?
ReplyDeleteThe champ makes the belt...not the other way around. Give me TV main event matches with Joe defending the TV title over talkathons at the end of Impact every day of the week.
ReplyDeleteWas it announced when the Mexitypes would get the title shot? I might have missed that line.
ReplyDeleteBully/Hardy isn't for the PPV either. I'm guess these are title feuds to hold them over.
ReplyDeleteOh, I thought you meant Brooke Tessmacher..not Hogan.
ReplyDelete..that's just...ew.
No, BAD TNA. No "Did You Know?" wannabes.
ReplyDeleteAgree
ReplyDeleteInstafact - Are they stealing Did You Know?
ReplyDeleteInsta-Facts? Of all the things to steal from WWE, TNA, the Did You Know is the last thing.
ReplyDeleteOr just create something new that doesn't have jobber stink on it.
ReplyDeleteDamn
ReplyDeleteA regional belt would be cool.
ReplyDeleteI completely understand what Drew was thinking when he decided to fuck up his career.
ReplyDeleteTaryn is wearing the HELL out of those shorts.
ReplyDeleteMan.. she has some hams on her.
ReplyDeleteGood lord. Forget those WWE stick figures - I'll take Taryn's legs any day.
ReplyDeleteNever remembered Taryn having this much sex appeal.
ReplyDeleteWe call 'em handlebars. Something to grab onto when you're behind her.
ReplyDeleteLosing that ref shirt was one of the best things that could have happened.
ReplyDeleteTNA - where female wrestlers EAT!
ReplyDeleteWhat should happen: Gail KILLS (and yes, I originally typed kisses. It's that kind of night...) Taryn.
ReplyDeleteWhat will happen: Nothing as satisfying.
That's why I think Angelina Love was secretly trying out for the WWE when she lost that weight.
ReplyDeletefo sho
ReplyDeleteI fully endorse your first idea.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could like this more than once.
ReplyDeleteAnd week two of Gail "hitting" on Aries continues.
ReplyDeleteKONG...oh Tara...great
ReplyDeleteWhere's Teddy Long when you need him?
ReplyDeleteDamn, that would have been hilarious.Although this is quite acceptable...
ReplyDeleteSo Tara is giving her a back-ally abortion? Why don't you push her down the steps next.
ReplyDeleteThe nerve of Tara not showing any cleavage.
ReplyDeleteBruiser Hoe-dy
ReplyDeleteOh, I almost kept it. But honesty's the best policy.
ReplyDeleteThis is Miami Heat 28 game streak full of win.
ReplyDeleteHow many knockouts has Hogan "hulked up" for?
ReplyDeleteWait, a Michael Bay movie with less than 1 explosion per minute? LIES.
ReplyDeleteRed Son Superman in Injustice...NICE
ReplyDeleteKomrade Kielbasa is my new favorite superhero.
ReplyDeleteCan we get Kielbasa in the game too? That'll get me to buy.
ReplyDeleteWith the amount of roids that have gone through that guy...probably has an infant dick
ReplyDeleteBetween Komrade Kielbasa and GI Bro, they're missing some heroes.
ReplyDeleteBrooke?
ReplyDeleteAsk Bubba (the shitty one). Or his wife
ReplyDeleteHis steroid-laced tadpoles are probably the reason why Brooke is so big.
ReplyDeleteI saw that clip of his sex tape, Hulk can hulk up (no homo)
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Anderson's best mic work in TNA. Probably due to the lack of 'asshole' in it.
ReplyDeleteHall and Jake are tearing it up on Twitter. God Bless DDP
ReplyDeleteBeautiful People 3.0?
ReplyDeleteOoh, blood feud. I'm liking this more and more.
ReplyDeletevs sort of a ladies' version of Greatest Generation. Me like
ReplyDeleteYes, YOU can have the career of Christian York!
ReplyDeleteADAM PIERCE???
ReplyDeleteDo I have to look like a Slipknot roadie?
ReplyDeleteGut Reaction: No and No.
ReplyDeleteOh snap. Give Pierce a contract right now.
ReplyDeleteMagno? da faq?
ReplyDeleteThat guy Sting was talking to should do porn.
ReplyDeleteWe want Scrap Daddy!
ReplyDeleteRock has been on Impact more tonight than he was on RAW.
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn he also did security for ECW.
ReplyDeleteWho is the masked guy again?
ReplyDeleteSame thing.
ReplyDeleteAtlas DID do ECW's security... don't know about him personally.
ReplyDeletePierce is probably the best guy they got on Gut Check yet.
ReplyDeleteFuck Papa John.
ReplyDeleteI can deal with it in small doses... but their pizza sauce is just too sweet for me.
ReplyDelete(And not the NWO version of too sweet.)
Looking forward to seeing Pearce. I've never seen him in action and opinions seem to vary wildly on his work.
ReplyDeleteThrowback, almost Andersoneque. I like him.
ReplyDeleteI'll assume you meant Arn, and not the other Andersons...
ReplyDeleteIm talking about the owner and his need to plaster his ugly mug all over TV.
ReplyDeleteIt cures constipation.
ReplyDeleteHis ring work can be wildly erratic, like terrible one week and great the next, but he's an awesome promo. If they don't sign him as a wrestler, then definitely put him in the booth or use him as a manager.
ReplyDeleteOr paying Peyton Manning God knows what while not giving employees health insurance.
ReplyDeleteOh shit... don't tell me the Mexitypes are getting a title match in Corpus Christi also?
ReplyDeleteThere may be a literal riot if they lose/get screwed...
Yeah, as his style is the most modern. He carries himself like Ole (so awesome). Not the same moveset, but the pace and ring presence.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you see the format sheet, Hulk?
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, most of the people employed by pizza joints are high schoolers and college kids. It's not exactly meant to be a profession unless you're store management.
ReplyDeleteWho HASN'T swerved you, Sting?
ReplyDeleteLiz. Only Liz.
ReplyDeleteAngle.
ReplyDeleteFantastic.
ReplyDeleteHogan looks blazed.
ReplyDeleteOf course Hogan knew it all along.
ReplyDeleteI think he was in one of the old X-Cups. I know I've seen him before.
ReplyDeleteI like angry Hulk.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I want to see a clean and sober Scott Hall get inducted into the HoF 5 years from now. Wrestling deserves a moment like that.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see the three of them on Gut Check.
ReplyDeleteHogan is PISSED.
ReplyDeleteJake: A little Murine Hulk plz.
ReplyDeleteNo one cares. Hulk is Impact's biggest obstacle going forward.
ReplyDeleteSad to say but I'm digging Hogan vs Sting.
ReplyDeleteCool, I'm a sucker for throwbacks.
ReplyDelete10 bucks the porn star is A&8's
ReplyDeletePLEASE don't be a Hogan turn...
ReplyDeleteOn Hogan, you're two for two. God forbid he look vulnerable without a 10-on-one, or that he make a MISTAKE on his own.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he's justified in-character, he's also misguided.
I know his better days are behind him in the ring. But I still love Sting on the mic.
ReplyDeleteThat one went over my head
ReplyDeleteIt's 2013, get off my tv you irrelevant hack.
ReplyDeleteFans turned on Hogan pretty hard
ReplyDeleteWHAT is the endgame of this Morgan crap??
ReplyDeleteDamn, that's one ugly crowd.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please make a gif of Tenay's sad old man face.
ReplyDeleteAJ HAS A BATPOD???
ReplyDeleteHogan creative control, big boot, legdrop, 1-2-3.
ReplyDeleteHogan thinks he's the future.
ReplyDeleteSo...who HASN'T had a baby with a crackhead?
ReplyDelete(raises hand)
ReplyDeleteIt'd be awesome if AJ repelled down from the rafters and attacked him from behind.
ReplyDeleteDon't judge me.
ReplyDelete