"Sean Waltman, best known for stints in the WWF and WCW and the 1-2-3 Kid, Syxx, and X-Pac (and that horrible, horrible Chyna sex tape), is still toiling away on the independent circuit." That's a bit misleading. Sure he still does indy shows but he doesn't HAVE to do them like other guys.
Wow, what the hell happened to her? Are we sure her face wasn't the thing that got to' up?
Not that the woman in that pic is unattractive, but rather the woman in that pic looks nothing like the lady who was extorting money from Ed Ferrara and Jeremy Borash.
After filming a sex tape with Chyna, it doesn't matter what woman from the world of wrestling Waltman dates: it's a step up. Hell, a few men are a step up.
He's been on a bunch of interviews with Scott Hall lately. Looking at that picture I have to say the guy finally sounds like what you'd expect from someone who looks like that. Remember when he had Barry White's voice but looked like Justin Bieber? That was some jarring shit.
This reminds me. Did Goldust ever accidentally ever kick anyone while doing Shattered Dreams? Seems like it'd be easy to miss the turnbuckle and turn somebody Soprano.
He lost some great years of his MMA career due to going to the WWF. Probably made more money in WWF during the Attitude Era, but the guy was a beast in UFC during that time and there weren't a lot of guys as well rounded as he was. Once he left for WWF he was never the same as a fighter.
He alludes to dating Ryan in one of his shoot interviews with Kayfabe Commentaries as talks her up big time and I think she was the one that saved his life when he tried to commit suicide in Mexico.
On a side note, does anyone think that Jerry Lynn is going to Terry Funk his retirement?
Yeah. I mean Steve Blackman showed up for Raw's 15th anniversary and Sid showed up in the build for Raw 1000. You figure Ken might have showed once or twice.
Well, shit....now the drugs are just going to fall out when he's headed back from Mexico. Also, I can't help but think that if my asshole got tore up, the last thing I would be doing is posting pics of my hospital stay. But then again, I'm not making a sad attempte to stay somewhat relevant.
In the early days (weekly PPV's) of TNA, she kept showing up on the ramp way and Borash and Ferrara and maybe some others would go over and give her money like they owed her. I can't remember what the explanation was, if any. The angle didn't last long.
He's still dating Ms. Webb? I knew they were together down in Mexico, but I thought the whole attempted suicide thing might've put a damper in their relationship.
Yeah, Shamrock was the Bee's Knees for a while- awesome-looking offense, great look, and he acted like a dangerous Wildman. Very underrated these days, as he's basically been COMPLETELY forgotten by WWE.
I think she looks pretty MILFy, myself. And I was never a fan of Ryan back in the day- she seemed nondescript and average-looking next to all the other women (and this is coming from a guy who found Molly Holly the most attractive, so I often prefer the more "average" types).
Hrm, how to google-search for this story without ending up on some kind of watch list... "British Bulldog anus tear wife Hart" seems like the kind of thing that may raise an alarm somewhere.
In Diana's book she claimed that she would wake up in the morning with a burning asshole and didn't know why. Until she talked to her sister who told her that Neidhart used to drug her and then buttsecks her while she was passed out, and that he'd taught Davey the same trick.
The book was pulled, but there's excerpts to be found online.
Haha, Jesus Christ. There's really no end to the deplorable stories you hear about wrestlers from the 80s, is there? I know that Benoit book "Ring of Hell" is frowned upon in some circles due to allegedly making stories up or exaggerating them, but that's one of those books where, if even half the shit in it is true, then What The Fuck? The Harts (and their surrounding circle) seem to have these types of seedy tales oozing from them.
A prolapsed rectum was long overdue for that guy
ReplyDelete"Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!"
ReplyDeleteDuring the Chyna Sex Tape I'm assuming?
Would have never guessed that was Ryan Shamrock. First thought was maybe it was Tori.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's tickling his bumhole in the pic
ReplyDeleteFucking OUCH. And it just had to happen at Jerry Lynn's official retirement show as well.
ReplyDelete"The Jerry Lynn retirement show was a rounding success, apart from X-Pac tearing his ass crack open. Nope, still a rounding success"
ReplyDeleteFrom the article:
ReplyDelete"Sean Waltman, best known for stints in the WWF and WCW and the 1-2-3 Kid, Syxx, and X-Pac (and that horrible, horrible Chyna sex tape), is still toiling away on the independent circuit."
That's a bit misleading. Sure he still does indy shows but he doesn't HAVE to do them like other guys.
Wow, what the hell happened to her? Are we sure her face wasn't the thing that got to' up?
ReplyDeleteNot that the woman in that pic is unattractive, but rather the woman in that pic looks nothing like the lady who was extorting money from Ed Ferrara and Jeremy Borash.
Ken to Ryan: "Slap me!"
ReplyDeleteAfter filming a sex tape with Chyna, it doesn't matter what woman from the world of wrestling Waltman dates: it's a step up. Hell, a few men are a step up.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she looks worn-out because she's grieving. For X-Pac's shattered asshole.
ReplyDeleteI am waiting for The Fuj's comment on this tragedy.
ReplyDeleteANAL BLEEDING!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOuch, poor guy.
ReplyDeleteHe's been on a bunch of interviews with Scott Hall lately. Looking at that picture I have to say the guy finally sounds like what you'd expect from someone who looks like that. Remember when he had Barry White's voice but looked like Justin Bieber? That was some jarring shit.
It's not really implying he HAS to do them, although you really think he's doing that good financially?
ReplyDeleteKinda burying the lede here, aren't we princess?
ReplyDeleteIronically, i got piles today
ReplyDeleteSadly, that slap would probably KO Ken these days.
ReplyDeleteI dunno... I saw him at a signing and dude is just massive.
ReplyDeleteOh, no doubt. And Ken's a legend in MMA. But his chin has evaporated over the years. The Don Frye fight in 2001 took years off both men's careers.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me. Did Goldust ever accidentally ever kick anyone while doing Shattered Dreams? Seems like it'd be easy to miss the turnbuckle and turn somebody Soprano.
ReplyDeleteOf the two, I'd rather hear about Ryan's ass getting tore up.
ReplyDeleteFiguratively, not literally.
You've done well.
ReplyDeleteHe lost some great years of his MMA career due to going to the WWF. Probably made more money in WWF during the Attitude Era, but the guy was a beast in UFC during that time and there weren't a lot of guys as well rounded as he was. Once he left for WWF he was never the same as a fighter.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse. He could have been married to one of the British Bulldogs and woke up in the morning that way.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how well WWE pays when it comes to royalties, but Waltman's been featured on quite a few DVD's.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he's never shown up in WWE again. Maybe not as a full-timer but a cameo here and there at least.
ReplyDeleteHe alludes to dating Ryan in one of his shoot interviews with Kayfabe Commentaries as talks her up big time and I think she was the one that saved his life when he tried to commit suicide in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, does anyone think that Jerry Lynn is going to Terry Funk his retirement?
Yeah. I mean Steve Blackman showed up for Raw's 15th anniversary and Sid showed up in the build for Raw 1000. You figure Ken might have showed once or twice.
ReplyDeleteAm I? :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I always thought Ken was a far better pro wrestler than Blackman. He was actually one of my favorite WWF wrestlers of that era (98-99).
ReplyDeleteCan you explain this? I have never heard of her extorting money. I googled it but came up with nothing.
ReplyDeleteWell, shit....now the drugs are just going to fall out when he's headed back from Mexico. Also, I can't help but think that if my asshole got tore up, the last thing I would be doing is posting pics of my hospital stay. But then again, I'm not making a sad attempte to stay somewhat relevant.
ReplyDeleteDepends on what kinda weed he's buying. The good shit can get expensive.
ReplyDeleteIn the early days (weekly PPV's) of TNA, she kept showing up on the ramp way and Borash and Ferrara and maybe some others would go over and give her money like they owed her. I can't remember what the explanation was, if any. The angle didn't last long.
ReplyDeleteThe article says this has happened to him before, and he's kept doing the move.
ReplyDeleteThat's dedication to your craft.
Oh, it was an angle. I thought there was like a rumor she was extorting them in real life.
ReplyDeleteUm...yeah, honey. It must have been the failed bronco buster. I don't know how else this could have happened.
ReplyDeleteHe's still dating Ms. Webb? I knew they were together down in Mexico, but I thought the whole attempted suicide thing might've put a damper in their relationship.
ReplyDeletePhilly, don't fail me now. You WILL respect your intellectual savior.
ReplyDeleteHope nothing but the best for Pac, seems like a really good dude on twitter.....
ReplyDeleteYeah, Shamrock was the Bee's Knees for a while- awesome-looking offense, great look, and he acted like a dangerous Wildman. Very underrated these days, as he's basically been COMPLETELY forgotten by WWE.
ReplyDeleteI think she looks pretty MILFy, myself. And I was never a fan of Ryan back in the day- she seemed nondescript and average-looking next to all the other women (and this is coming from a guy who found Molly Holly the most attractive, so I often prefer the more "average" types).
ReplyDeleteI both want and don't want that joke explained to me.
ReplyDeleteAsk a Hart sister.
ReplyDeleteHrm, how to google-search for this story without ending up on some kind of watch list... "British Bulldog anus tear wife Hart" seems like the kind of thing that may raise an alarm somewhere.
ReplyDeleteIn Diana's book she claimed that she would wake up in the morning with a burning asshole and didn't know why. Until she talked to her sister who told her that Neidhart used to drug her and then buttsecks her while she was passed out, and that he'd taught Davey the same trick.
ReplyDeleteThe book was pulled, but there's excerpts to be found online.
Haha, Jesus Christ. There's really no end to the deplorable stories you hear about wrestlers from the 80s, is there? I know that Benoit book "Ring of Hell" is frowned upon in some circles due to allegedly making stories up or exaggerating them, but that's one of those books where, if even half the shit in it is true, then What The Fuck? The Harts (and their surrounding circle) seem to have these types of seedy tales oozing from them.
ReplyDeleteNo, literally is fine, too.
ReplyDeleteNothing hotter on a chick than a distended anus. Phwoar!
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