Skip to main content

Senator Kane?

Submitted without comment because no words seem adequate.
I'd love to hear the muckraking at the debates.  It would be epic.  "Mr. Jacobs, did you or did you not accidentally kill your high school sweetheart, set your parents coffins on fire, and electrocute the testicles of Shane McMahon?  DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATOR, I KNOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME!"