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Senator Kane?

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I'd love to hear the muckraking at the debates.  It would be epic.  "Mr. Jacobs, did you or did you not accidentally kill your high school sweetheart, set your parents coffins on fire, and electrocute the testicles of Shane McMahon?  DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATOR, I KNOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME!"

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  1. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 11:01 PM

    How hysterical would it be if fucking Kane could get elected but Linda couldn't?

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  2. JohnPetukaMay 30, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    This is scary because he's a bit of an odd republican. I just can't remember if he is extreme right or more of the libertarian type. If it's the latter, then, not so scary.

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  3. CinamericaJasonMay 30, 2013 at 11:20 PM

    I've already heard he's a libertarian - at least economically.

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  4. Robert EddlemanMay 30, 2013 at 11:30 PM

    I can't wait for the first debate, when he lowers his arms and flames shoot out of the podiums.

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  5. David Bonzai Saldana-MontgomerMay 30, 2013 at 11:35 PM

    As funny as Jillian Hall's iTunes-only Christmas joke album outselling Brooke Hogan's studio album...oh wait

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  6. David Bonzai Saldana-MontgomerMay 30, 2013 at 11:36 PM

    So would the lights turn red in the auditorium when it's his turn to speak?


    I also hope Kane does the heavy breathing in between words that he does during his promos, like the kid in the wheelchair from "Malcolm in the Middle"

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  7. PhredericMay 30, 2013 at 11:41 PM

    While they're not my personal beliefs, Kane is actually pretty well informed about the whole economic situation.


    The GOP could do (and in fact do) a lot worse.

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  8. AC_SativaMay 30, 2013 at 11:42 PM

    Kind of off-topic, but I thought that segment on Raw a few months back where him and Bryan were with Dr. Selby (that's his name, right?) doing the "tell me what you like about the other guy" thing and Bryan says "I like how he can start things on fire just by lowering his arms" was one of the funniest things I ever saw on a wrestling show. Things that were intended to be funny, I mean.

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  9. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 11:46 PM

    He needs to go back to the voice box to the throat for the debates.

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  10. Matt WilsonMay 30, 2013 at 11:47 PM

    Wow, Glen read all the books and thinkers my economics professors quoted from constantly. He certainly is well versed in the dismal science.

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  11. Buster AbbottMay 30, 2013 at 11:53 PM

    How in the world is this thread not titled 'Citizen Kane'? What a missed opportunity.

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  12. Joseph HoweMay 30, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    He is a libertarian, just like me

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  13. Joseph HoweMay 30, 2013 at 11:57 PM

    So the good type of Republican

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  14. brocoreMay 31, 2013 at 12:37 AM

    Misconception. Not all libertarians are on the right or closely aligned to Republican values.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism

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  15. brocoreMay 31, 2013 at 1:02 AM

    When they say that Lamar Alexander, a guy who continuously supported the war in Iraq, voted against Obamacare, and voted against background checks on gun purchases, is a RINO, what they really mean to say is that he's not batshit insane. The guy is a Republican lifer. The fact that this group is endorsing Kane makes me suspect Kane is probably not someone we want anywhere near Congress.

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  16. PhredericMay 31, 2013 at 1:02 AM

    Hey, considering you're six months behind the rest of us, I guess I should warn you about Ryback getting Lugered.

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  17. Paul MeekinMay 31, 2013 at 1:34 AM

    Is Kane as committed to his gimmick as Taker is? Like, I don't really see any photos and videos of the guy around, but does the WWE make him wear his mask in most public appearances?

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  18. ARRRRGHMay 31, 2013 at 1:36 AM

    if he writes for that site, it might be a bit of a sign. One of the linked articles on that page says "How Mitt Romney could have won the popular vote". Their theory was that he scared off uneducated white males, and that's what cost him the election. So, if the 5 million uneducated white males were on his side, he could have been in the White House!


    Why you'd make an article about that... well, that's another thing. "Hey, we offended idiots, we need to be dumber!"

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  19. zanadudeMay 31, 2013 at 2:29 AM

    She should have covered "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"

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