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The Great CM Punk Hiatus of 2013

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So, it's been about a month since CM Punk went off on hiatus and such and I was wondering, how long is he going to be gone? Until late summer for Summerslam? Late fall and Survivor Series? The entire rest of the year?

Given how we are now suffering through HHH sticking his big nose back into things, positioning himself as counterpoint for Cena as the top guy, how fucking long must we wait until Punk returns?

Jesse


What am I, his doctor?  

Comments

  1. kbjoneMay 21, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    Let me ask Terry Funk that one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vO05r9YOfo

    Oh shit. Well, here's to hoping that TNA doesn't fuck up anytime soon.

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  2. David Bonzai Saldana-MontgomerMay 21, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    Dammit, Jim, he's a blogger, not a doctor!

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  3. David Bonzai Saldana-MontgomerMay 21, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    I would've asked Squints's grandfather. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Q7b-vHY3Q

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  4. Christopher HirschMay 21, 2013 at 12:22 PM

    I thought I read he would be back by the Payback PPV in Chicago.

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  5. bigsexy3333May 21, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Quoted daily

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  6. CulturebUllyMay 21, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    Had bad could you feel the absence of Punk & Ziggler at Extreme Rules? Seriously thank fuck for the Shield & D-Bry (and Kane)

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  7. Adam CurryMay 21, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    "Why didn't you just knock on the door? I would have got it for you."

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  8. parallax1978May 21, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    DON'T EVEN FUCKING JOKE ABOUT SUCH THINGS!!!

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  9. thatguyJMMMay 21, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    Yeah, especially when it will be HHH and Cena overcoming the odds and winning a 6-on-2 handicap match against they Heyman Guys and the Shield

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  10. Brian McGrathMay 21, 2013 at 4:28 PM

    Dammit, Jesse, I'm a wrestling blogger, not a doctor.

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  11. Brian McGrathMay 21, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    dammit, beat me to it.


    *deletes comment*

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  12. Stephen JonesMay 21, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    Dude, spoilers!

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  13. spicollidriverMay 21, 2013 at 4:52 PM

    you're actually right.


    because of this, this might result in CM Punk becoming the next big "part-timer" for the WWE.

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  14. DarrenMay 21, 2013 at 5:23 PM

    Are you kidding???? Only mighty Super-Cena can defeat such odds! (see last week's RAW)

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  15. DarrenMay 21, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    Lololol Awesome! So that would mean you've got CM Punk playing the role of Terry Funk......you've got Mark Henry playing the role of Dean Malenko ("I'm going home!")...who's next?

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  16. justicegrayMay 21, 2013 at 5:38 PM

    Perhaps it will be an *8* on 2 against the Heyman Guys, the Shield, and the PTP, and held in a three story steel cage!!! I can't figure out what to call that type of match though.

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  17. Steven FerrariMay 21, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I'm amazed at the level at which Cena has gone without any type of break (barring injuries here and there - which he returned from faster than expected) for as long as he has.



    While I wouldn't mind him taking an extended break, I'm amazed at how he's stuck around.

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  18. kbjoneMay 21, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    I can:


    The "FUCK YOU FANS" match... a HHH special.

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  19. BeardMoneyMay 21, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    Curtis Axel will be my generation's CM Punk.

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  20. Mar SoloMay 21, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Denis Leary playing a stepfather who didn't beat the living shit out of his son for ruining a Babe Ruth ball was an Oscar worthy performance.

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  21. Ryan MurphyMay 21, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    Look at it this way: less Punk now means more Punk overall throughout the years when he's healthy enough to keep going. For someone who's not going to juice or dope you need to allow some leeway if we want to see him into his 40s.

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  22. Adam CurryMay 21, 2013 at 10:29 PM

    Hasn't he said that he wants to retire within the next few years no matter what?

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  23. Adam CurryMay 21, 2013 at 10:35 PM

    If my stepson gave me a ball signed by entire 1927 Yankees to replace it I'd let it go too.

    Sidenote: I always wondered if The Great Hambino was a face ot a heel.



    Sidenote #2: The Sandlot is the greatest kids movie ever.

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  24. PhredericMay 21, 2013 at 10:53 PM

    He's been the best part of WWE for years now.

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  25. PhredericMay 21, 2013 at 10:54 PM

    That might just be a Jericho retirement.

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  26. Mar SoloMay 22, 2013 at 3:06 AM

    Totally forgot about the ball that he replaced it with. Damnit.

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  27. Fat AlbertMay 23, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    I can see it now, it'd be a 6 minute classic. He'd finish young Axel with a knee lift, make Punk tap to an Indian death lock and Brock will be the last guy to tap out to a kimura. After the match HHH can bring out Stephanie to give Heyman the Pedigree. HHH can then line all four guys up and piss all over them to close the show! It'd be the greatest PPV ending in history.

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