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TNA Impact Live Thread

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Tonight's matches include:

Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson
Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky for the Knockouts Title
Sam Shaw vs. Alex Silva, with the winner facing Jay Bradley for a spot in the Bound for Glory Series

Also, Aces & Eights will "patch in" AJ Styles tonight and James Storm will announce his tag-team partner. Suicide returns to action as well.

Comments

  1. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    In the interest of fairness (and because I'm bored) here's a Tessmacher .gif:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9df82e195b25baa20024e72cc7d1823/tumblr_mgkygh8y6L1qid2w0o1_500.gif

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  2. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    This promo is putting me to sleep. Not the best start to a live show.

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  3. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    ...TAKE YOUR DAD WITH YOU!!!!

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  4. Brian_BaylessMay 23, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Agree. Hopefully, Bully can make this entertaining

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  5. chefazzyMay 23, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    For God's sake, Hulk, let her quit!

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  6. Brian_BaylessMay 23, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Bully is a great heel. Too bad that Brooke has no acting ability and cannot play off of him

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  7. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    ...luring her to the dark side?

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  8. BTMailmanMay 23, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Maybe they'll let Brooke take the ring to the fires of Mount Doom.

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  9. simonbanks420May 23, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    2-1, Boston

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  10. Brian_BaylessMay 23, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    I think that's the plan. I can see er costing Sting the match at Slammiversary

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  11. BTMailmanMay 23, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Hemme's looking mighty fine.

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  12. Andrew DeanMay 23, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    Petey Williams' theme kind of sounds like the Demolition theme.

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  13. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    Yeah, if Aries only pinned Hemme in a corner and climbed the buckle on a botch... she'd better NEVER botch Joey Ryan's intro. He might just make her the star of a impromptu porno right there in the ring.

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  14. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Any idea who is under the mask? Based off how skinny he is, I'd guess Dutt.

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  15. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    http://i1.bebo.com/035/9/large/2007/10/11/13/1370105710a5793864177l.gif

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  16. Andrew DeanMay 23, 2013 at 6:22 PM

    First time I've ever seen TNA 'live' on TV. Exciting!


    So what's the deal with Suicide? I thought he was some kind of game tie-in with Daniels in the costume. Who is it now? I'm fairly sure it's not D-Lo.

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  17. Brian_BaylessMay 23, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    I was thinking him too. He moves just like him

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  18. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    Not too bad, just had some choppiness at times.

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  19. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    AMW was so good. Most underrated tag team of all time.

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  20. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    Both.

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  21. Andrew DeanMay 23, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    I honestly don't know if you mean to replace him with Hogan or to bring him on RAW as Heyman's latest guy to get beat by HHH.

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  22. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Chavo on commentary? Oh god...

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  23. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:17 PM

    Ooh... Even I can book this one:


    RAW: Heyman introduces Hogan, who cannot even defeat a concussed HHH. Disgusted, Heyman quits WWE on the spot, leaving Hogan to deal with a REALLY pissed off Brock Lesnar, who uses ALL of his remaining dates to try to put Hogan into a grave. Literally.


    Impact: Heyman comes out, BURIES THE FUCK out of Hogan, and basically tells the talent "Have fun boys."

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  24. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Hey, he can't be worse than Tazz.

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  25. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    Frankie has really gotten good on the stick. I remember when he couldn't cut a promo to save his life.

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  26. Andrew DeanMay 23, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    The fuck? IF ONLY Austin's face had been on-camera when Kazarian just talked about causing offence...

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  27. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Did Storm announce his partner? I'm watching hockey.

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  28. Brian_BaylessMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    If Harrris didn't eat his career away, he could be useful to TNA.

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  29. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    I'd want to see HHH's face on Kaz's BUH-SI-NESS!


    And holy shit, I called Shark Boy... well, not really.

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  30. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Impact wins forever

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  31. BTMailmanMay 23, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    Shell Yeah!!!!

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  32. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    The ring is filling with dead people. Well, soon to be dead people.

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  33. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    This segment is a glorious trainwreck.

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  34. TheDHMay 23, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    Jeff Hardy to be the final reveal?!

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  35. simonbanks420May 23, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    shit yeah, cm punk!

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  36. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    This must be Open Promo night.


    And Gunner... really?

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  37. TenGermansMay 23, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    Logic suggests Shark Boy and Robbie E should be a tag team now.

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  38. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    If there is a god.

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  39. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    And Tag Champs after the three "real" teams fail at Slammiversary.

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  40. ScottyflamingoMay 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    GUNNER????? I forgot that asshole was even around. So much for Slammiversary.

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  41. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    This chick from the Dewar's commercials would get it.

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  42. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Nah. We need the Ryan/Robbie E/Mr. Pectacular team.

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  43. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    James Storm is so lame. OMG HE LISTENS TO JOHNNY CASH? CHEER THIS MAN

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  44. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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  45. TenGermansMay 23, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    He's as pretty as a picture. He looks just like Little Richarrrrrrd (ooooooh)

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  46. ScottyflamingoMay 23, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    AFTER EARF

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  47. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Love Sting throwing out a "kayfab"

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  48. ScottyflamingoMay 23, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Kinda like how Sting knows Abyss and Joseph are the same....

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  49. ScottyflamingoMay 23, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Gunner....that guy sucks so bad

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  50. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    MAKE ME YOU SON OF A WHORE

    (for the record, i like cash as much as the next guy but the fact that he listens to it is a lyric in his theme song is lame as fuck)

    COME AT ME BRO

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  51. ScottyflamingoMay 23, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    HARDCORE PORNO!

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  52. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    I could give a fuck about Cash. But don't you dare besmirch the great name of James Storm.

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  53. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    Credit for trying.

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  54. Andrew DeanMay 23, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    Only name-dropping allowed is the Fabulous Rougeou Brothers and Barry Manilow.

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  55. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    God i want to stick my dick right between velvets ass cheeks.

    Love the slut look (im sure its more than a loo, WHICH MAKES IT HOTTER)

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  56. PeteZahutMay 23, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    gunner

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  57. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    Glorious shot of ODB's cleavage. Give that director a raise.

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  58. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Oh i dare

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  59. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Because the cameraman missed the money shot:

    http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/1989760/velvet-sky-o.gif

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  60. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    ODB's porn doppelganger is Sara Jay.

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  61. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Woah... first Mickie nearly clotheslines herself on the top rope... then Velvet NAILS her in the face with that "clothesline" of her own.


    Not a good series for Mickie there.

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  62. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Sara Jay looks like Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.

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  63. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:43 PM

    You might be the first person to threaten my upvote title.

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  64. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    Ehh, I don't see it.

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  65. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    Good girl Mickie... she wants to pick that moment to sell... give her something to REALLY sell.

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  66. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    They REALLY need more Knockouts.

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  67. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Maybe because you're not looking at her face. :/

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  68. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    If AJ wrestles he needs to bring the magic hoodie.

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  69. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Time for the main event initation attempt. Still better than the Main Event Twenty Minute Insomnia-Curing Promo By (UGH!) HHH. (All Rights Reserved By HHH)

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  70. White ThunderMay 23, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    Mr.Anderson obviously hasn't done a cycle in some time.

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  71. Benjamin ClarkMay 23, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    I totally back getting off the juice...but can't Mr. Anderson still find time to at least get in the gym?????

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  72. Jef VinsonMay 23, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    Peer pressure. It's like an afterschool special....

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  73. kbjoneMay 23, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    Fake drink? Fake drink.

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  74. cultstatusMay 23, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    Bully Ray is the best heel in the business and it isn't even close. I repeat, in the year 2013, Bubba Ray Dudley is the best heel in wrestling.

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  75. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    You know, all they're doing is inviting AJ to join their club. I don't know why that makes them such bad guys.

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  76. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    Well now Bully's getting a bit bossy. That's not very nice.

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  77. MikeyMike2323May 23, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Flair couldn't even get him over as a mid carder

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  78. MikeyMike2323May 23, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    I think it should be Tony Schiavones heel turn

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  79. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    Anyone think it might be Alex Shelley under the Suicide mask?

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  80. zanadudeMay 23, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    THREADJACK!~

    The Shield with puppies!

    http://t.co/jddxzC49Sk

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  81. brocoreMay 23, 2013 at 10:13 PM

    TJ Perkins supposedly.

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  82. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:24 PM

    As Angle approached the ring, the feed froze, and when it came back, A&8 were holding Angle, AJ was wearing the cut, and Bully Ray was about to hand him the ball-peen (huh huh huh... "peen") hammer. Anyone else have that happen? Looks like someone else mentioned something about Spike going on the Jack Adkisson.

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  83. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    A very ODB-licious night, what with all of her bending over, jiggling, buns up/chest down stance.

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  84. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:26 PM

    I can kind of see that, except ODB doesn't look as ragged, for obvious reasons.

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  85. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:27 PM

    Jerry Lawler is mad at you for being so literal.

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  86. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    When Kaz looked over at Aries about people apparently getting offended, Ron Simmons was like "DAMN."


    Loved how Aries took he mic but then gave it to Roode with a "oh yeah, I'm not allowed to talk 'cause of that thing" look on his face.

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  87. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    I liked him.

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  88. Lerxst_PrattMay 23, 2013 at 10:52 PM

    Russo-rific

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  89. cultstatusMay 24, 2013 at 12:24 AM

    I have Comcast too. Some weird message came up like ref code: and then random numbers. It only appeared on Spike.

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  90. parallax1978May 24, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    With a side order of Taryn no less. Well done.

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  91. parallax1978May 24, 2013 at 8:27 AM

    If this had been anything else I would have been disappointed... I'm guessing this doesn't show up on DVD releases now...

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  92. parallax1978May 24, 2013 at 8:28 AM

    There is a rumor that Trish hooked up with Lillian? I question your sources...

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  93. parallax1978May 24, 2013 at 8:39 AM

    All time upvote title, or individual comment upvote title? Because I am pretty sure I have the single most upvoted post ever.

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  94. cultstatusMay 24, 2013 at 9:32 AM

    All time. Before the change to new disquis, you could see who had the most upvotes. At the time, I had like 2000 more upvotes than the second place guy.

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  95. Jef VinsonMay 24, 2013 at 3:00 PM

    http://www.pwpix.net/pwpixnews/headlines/254453551.php

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