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Impact is back at 9pm tonight and will remain at that slot. Also, according to Dixie's Twitter account, TNA has made a "big free agent signing" that will be revealed this Summer.

Announced matches for tonight are:

Sting & Joe Park vs. Bully Ray & Devon (This match will open the show)
Chris Sabin & Taryn Terrell vs. Kenny King & Gail Kim
Chavo & Hernandez & Gunner & James Storm vs. Bad Influence & Austin Aries & Bobby Roode

Plus, fallout from AJ Styles attacking Aces & Eights and Kurt Angle and more news on Slammiversary.



Comments

  1. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    10 bucks says the free agent is RVD. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  2. Aric JohnsonMay 30, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    Or Christian.

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  3. shittybulldogMay 30, 2013 at 6:57 PM

    Or Buck Zhumoff..oh wait he's not free.

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  4. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    Ugh. It would be even worse if it was Flair

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  5. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    What a vile piece of shit he is. An absolute predator.

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  6. PeteZahutMay 30, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    I hope not. I was thinking Morrison.

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  7. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    Him or MVP is the best case scenario. I doubt it though.

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  8. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    I thought Dennis Stamp got locked up with him. But he didn't get booked.

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  9. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    Reading into the tweet, Dixie said that the person would "rock" Impact this Summer. That could be a hint at Morrison. He would do well here, IMO. There is a lot of people
    That he could have good matches with

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  10. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    This is one of the strangest gifs I've ever seen:

    http://i.imgur.com/HoiVA.gif

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  11. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    I have no idea why it's taken so long for them to get him. One of the few WWE cast offs that make sense for them.

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  12. BTMailmanMay 30, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    I'd like to do something strange to that.

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  13. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/238/5/6/brooke_tessmacher_by_scstunner-d5cgb4m.gif

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  14. PeteZahutMay 30, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Drooling over Morrison vs. Angle, Styles, Joe, Bully, Sabin, Daniels, Kazarian, Aries, Roode

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  15. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/aEnB9.gif

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  16. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    This crowd is very quiet

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  17. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    ...getting bored.

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  18. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    That wasn't a bad little match.

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  19. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/rtk0xJk.gif

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  20. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    It looks like her ass cheeks are jet packs.

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  21. BTMailmanMay 30, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Dixie looking good.

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  22. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    And NOW you may go to sleep.

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  23. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    Milf-tastic...

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  24. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    I'll consider this interruption Doc's idea, and he's just dragging the morons with him.

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  25. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    Dixie gif

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  26. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    ...are these dill weeds gonna come out during EVERY segment?? At least add a chick to the group.

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  27. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    Why is Dixie always wearing a bed sheet?

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  28. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Okay... Joe/Magnus/Dixie vs. Doc/Dumbasses.


    I still take Joe's team.

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  29. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/F71ir.gif

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  30. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    Joe needs to break out the Bitchslap Combo of Utter Disdain.

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  31. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:40 PM

    Cue overreacting by the heels.

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  32. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 7:40 PM

    Um... Aces should have the squash matches. NOT TNA against Aces...

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  33. thebraziliankidMay 30, 2013 at 7:40 PM

    what that I missed?

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  34. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    This was a funny moment:

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1838320/tna-winter-o.gif

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  35. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Guns don't kill people, Gunner kills people

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  36. thebraziliankidMay 30, 2013 at 7:43 PM

    8/10 for the joke.

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  37. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    A lot of Aces and Eights.

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  38. thebraziliankidMay 30, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    basically nothing i guess.

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  39. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 7:47 PM

    Too bad Brooke can't act because the storyline is decent

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  40. thebraziliankidMay 30, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    like father,like daughter.

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  41. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 7:49 PM

    Good job, Christie.

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  42. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:02 PM

    Bad Influence are great. They are entertaining just standing on the apron

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  43. David J. StauberMay 30, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    This is my first time watching Impact in a long while. THIS is A&8's hangout? The lamest biker club I've ever seen. And maybe it's just a personal thing, but Bully Ray's promo style drives me nuts. YELL. PAUSE. YELL. PAUSE. on and on and on.

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  44. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    To honor the NEW KO Champ... Mickie GIF.

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybz4szyw51qjlltro1_500.gif

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  45. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/7LiUH.gif

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  46. zanadudeMay 30, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    Is that Dixie Carter?

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  47. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    Take it as you want...

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  48. zanadudeMay 30, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    You're in the Blog of Doom. It's SACRILEGE to hate on TNA here. They are not WWE so, by definition, all they do is good.

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  49. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    She has heart she has guts she has....THIS:

    http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1394969/Velvet-Sky-Ass-2.gif

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  50. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    lolwat

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  51. MikeyMike2323May 30, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    So McMahon-Helmsley v.2 happens Sunday right?

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  52. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    I have the TV on mute... so I'm not saying anything.


    Except for we're almost 85 minutes in already. Raw would be on Recap #18 and Charity Promo #7 by now.

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  53. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    ...oh, btw here's Kenny King.

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  54. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:23 PM

    What is the ref doing with his hand?

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  55. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    I'd give it a 66 2/3% of happening. Add a 75% chance of Scott Steiner showing up and kidnapping Brooke,,, and Sting's 8 1/3% chance of saving both the belt and the girl...


    Yep, the math adds up to me.

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  56. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    In honor of Tarryn Terrell, he's a gif:

    http://i.imgur.com/7xPx9B2.gif

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  57. OfficerFarvaMay 30, 2013 at 8:29 PM

    Random THREADJACK: does Scott have any other pieces like the King Lear and Lazarus ones? Just read then and they're fantastic

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  58. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:30 PM

    Huh?

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  59. BTMailmanMay 30, 2013 at 8:32 PM

    Nervous tick?

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  60. MikeyMike2323May 30, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    The one on Wcw1993 and Russo going to wcw are good too

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  61. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    TNA is doing a fan interaction in my hometown on Saturday. That's odd.

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  62. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    Are you within 100 miles of Boston?

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  63. cultstatusMay 30, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    TNA! All our guys wrestle in t-shirts!

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  64. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Woburn.

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  65. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    Yeah, it's weird

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  66. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    I like AJ's shirt. Simple and effective. I like his new wrestling style as well. That's how you do a gimmick change.

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  67. pikMay 30, 2013 at 8:51 PM

    God i hate the Heat..oh wait nevermind this a tna thread

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  68. OfficerFarvaMay 30, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    You know the name of the Russo one? I searched and was failed by Google. Thanks

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  69. MikeyMike2323May 30, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    I don't. I randomly stumbled upon it sprry

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  70. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    Nah... if we can do NHL and MLB talk in the Raw thread... it's all good here also.

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  71. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    So do I

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  72. Jef VinsonMay 30, 2013 at 8:56 PM

    Nice spinning backhand.

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  73. Brian_BaylessMay 30, 2013 at 8:57 PM

    This is one cold crowd

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  74. pikMay 30, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    I thought the Pacers had a chance...looks like Lance Stephenson took the night off

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  75. JoeMay 30, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    The NHL's Final 4 >>>>>> NBA's Final 4

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  76. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    Yeah... for a Live episode, that was weak. Cold crowd or not.


    TNA's really gotta improving their pacing post-Slammiversary. Feels like they left at least one "set" of potential sidebars on the table.

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  77. simonbanks420May 30, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    it was taped last week. the crowd's second show to sit through.

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  78. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    Ah... that makes more sense. I seem to be off on the Live/taped cycle at the moment.

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  79. zanadudeMay 30, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    I rest my case.

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  80. kbjoneMay 30, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    Hey, Impact wasn't good tonight. But I could go through two of those episodes with minimal muting and no channel changing.


    On the other hand, Raw might have a hour of watchable content and two hours of outright awful shit that muting isn't good enough for. On a good week.

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  81. zanadudeMay 30, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    He's a gif? You mean that's a picture of a dude?

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  82. GideonStargraveMay 30, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    You going to Slammiversary?

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  83. indyjeff6286May 30, 2013 at 11:22 PM

    http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/video_reviews/32583/Klassic-Keith:--Thats-[Sports]-Entertainment!.htm

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  84. OfficerFarvaMay 31, 2013 at 4:36 PM

    These are good. Thanks for the link!

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