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#AskDixie hilarity

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Some of the questions and comments for Dixie are hilarious
 
 
Dixie Carter, master of awesome timing. 
 
I think I’ve figured out her problem, though.  Everyone kept bugging her about hiring Paul Heyman to book, but she accidentally hired him to DO the books…and well, you know…

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  1. Kyle WarneJuly 24, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    I get a "no tweets match the search" message

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  2. YJ2310July 24, 2013 at 8:02 PM

    If you click on the link above it works, its really funny too...

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  3. Kyle WarneJuly 24, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    I am clicking on the link above, that's what is giving me the message

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  4. YJ2310July 24, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    The link in his tweet did the same thing for me but the link up above worked. If not, go to twitter and type in #AskDixie in the search

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  5. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    lol one of those dudes as a cWo avatar


    church!

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  6. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    all joking aside (not really), but while acknowledging that we really have no clue what their situation is...


    ...given all that corners of the iwc (meaning, not just BoD) are calling tna's time of death, is this legit the most theyve ever been in trouble (assuming theyre really in as much trouble as everyone wants to believe)?


    or is it like, "wwf going out of business in '97" kind of trouble, as opposed to "ecw as 2000 turned to 2001" kind of trouble

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  7. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    i got 'error 404, company not found'

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  8. ProjectBlueJuly 24, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    @KayfabeFan
    If Suicide and Homicide became a tag team, would their name be Chris Benoit? #AskDixie
    ...no more callers, we have a winner

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  9. Kyle WarneJuly 24, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    My non-wrestling fan friend sitting next to me thought that one was hilarious

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  10. jvc113July 24, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Nobody other than Eric Bischoff (and maybe Bob Ryder) thought the WWF was going out of business in 1997.


    And they were in pretty rough shape about six months in when they missed a few of their weekly ppvs before someone (I believe it was Panda) bailed them out with some cash.

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  11. White ThunderJuly 24, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    I am not a fan a Twitter at all. I cringe hearing it brought up on Raw and in particular during NFL broadcasts. I find it hilarious that the IWC flipped that shit back onto Dixie. WWE should be careful something like this doesn't happen to them, TNA has been humiliated.

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  12. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    'WWE should be careful something like this doesn't happen to them,'


    i bet it has happened, but theyve got people ready to delete that shit as soon as it pops up

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  13. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    'Nobody other than Eric Bischoff (and maybe Bob Ryder) thought the WWF was going out of business in 1997.'


    yeah, i guess thats i meant by using that example. crying desmond wolf, etc

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  14. White ThunderJuly 24, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    I don't know - "is Booker T still coming for Hulk Hogan" was pretty good.

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  15. jvc113July 24, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    If Hogan/Bischoff haven't made a difference in the ratings at all, why are they still around? They've been getting a 1.0 on Thursday nights since forever, no matter what, so why are they still around?

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  16. Nick PiersJuly 24, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"


    Oh, Homestar Runner and company. How I miss thee. :(

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  17. jvc113July 24, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    "Justin Henry ‏@JRHWriting5h

    #AskDixie if you need someone to replace Doc in Aces & Eights, would you hire me? I'm Eric Bischoff's son that he had with a Gold Club girl"



    And I thought that was Brad Maddox.

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  18. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    I LOVE THE CHEAT!!!!

    i'd upvoted you and then removed it so i could upvote you again

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  19. jvc113July 24, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    This is awesome.

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  20. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 9:01 PM

    *clap clap* clap clap clap*

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  21. Memphis HeatJuly 24, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    +1000

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  22. TheOriginalDonaldJuly 24, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    I HATE THAT FREAKING MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. MikeyMike2323July 24, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    I think I'm done watching TNA. All the crap going on plus Chris Sabin is the World Champion!

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  24. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    tna really could use bubs and coach z as managers



    and instead of king of the mountain they could have king of town

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  25. Nick PiersJuly 24, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    Or they could just put Bubs in charge of finance. You don't ever see HIS business going under, do you? Hell no. Bubs makes a buck off everything and anything.

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  26. ONITA100July 24, 2013 at 9:11 PM

    " If Jerry Lawyer collapsed from a heart attack on the air during Impact, would you release him before or after CPR was complete?"

    Lol

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  27. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 9:11 PM

    bubs as the new don west shill guy would rule


    maybe replace hemme with coach z

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  28. Nick PiersJuly 24, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    New introdurcing! Form Werst Perlm Berch, Flerda!

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  29. Peter ChuJuly 24, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    It's ne recognition. Dixie still think Hogan is big star and Spike like to have a known name on their network. Obviously they are misguided, as Hogan couldn't do much with ratings in 2000, and it's 2013 now. Only in TNA, that they build the main story line around Hogan.

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  30. ARRRRGHJuly 24, 2013 at 9:19 PM

    Whereas the TNA new media department is probably a drinking bird toy placed over the "enter" key

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  31. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 24, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQkSOcPLfP4

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  32. Nick PiersJuly 24, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    My own tweets so far:

    -Do you know the muffin man? Because he might know how to run a business better.
    -Could you hire Snitsky so he can tell everyone it's not his fault?
    -Whoever thought things could possibly be worse AFTER Vince Russo left?
    -So who WAS driving the hummer? And who raised the suitcase?
    -Serious question: could you please stop focusing so much attention on wrestlers way past their prime?

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  33. jvc113July 24, 2013 at 10:05 PM

    But the name regocnition *hasn't worked.* I get that's the idea, but they've hardly moved the needle and if they're not improving ratings and it's time to cut costs... have Aces 'n' EIghts lay out Hogan and sent him into retirement.

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  34. Pete LabozettaJuly 24, 2013 at 10:09 PM

    I seem to remember a few years ago that Meltzer mentioned in the WON that TNA could be dead within 90 days. I'm pretty sure that was after Panda began funding them although it may have been before they were picked up by Spike.

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  35. shittybulldogJuly 24, 2013 at 10:15 PM

    I wonder if Hulk or Eric hit that yet?

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  36. nppyinzerJuly 24, 2013 at 10:16 PM

    They've already replaced the accounting department with Homsar.

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  37. cultstatusJuly 24, 2013 at 11:32 PM

    Maffew's was the best.

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  38. Chris OlejkoJuly 25, 2013 at 12:30 AM

    That was a good read, Maffew was on fire

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  39. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 25, 2013 at 1:10 AM

    Maffew/TableOfJapan were on FIYAH

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  40. ARRRRGHJuly 25, 2013 at 1:59 AM

    I found the funniest one, it just popped up recently:

    Ivor Biggen ‏@IvorTna40s

    #AskDixie Does the unprecedented worldwide growth of @IMPACTWRESTLING surprise you?

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  41. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 25, 2013 at 3:38 AM

    @KPBMasterOnion

    "Were you disappointed when Rampage Jackson didn't level buildings and eat people his first five minutes?"

    "Did Jeff Hardy hide all of his pills in his house when he heard Pacman was coming to TNA?"

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  42. Caliber_VoorheesJuly 25, 2013 at 4:10 AM

    Boy, if you want a batch of unfunny, get a group of people to try and grab for attention. Although the "fuck on a first date" was decent.

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  43. parallax1978July 25, 2013 at 6:01 AM

    LOL @ Hogan ever retiring

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  44. WeyerJuly 25, 2013 at 9:11 AM

    I always wondered why wrestling companies never listen to their fans, after reading these tweets, I now know the reason.

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  45. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 25, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    i loved to play rampage as a kid


    and how you became embarrassed and covered your weiner when you lost all your strength and sulked away

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  46. James M. FabianoJuly 25, 2013 at 10:16 AM

    This is epic, call me immature but I couldn't resist adding a few of my own (@JamesMFabiano, BTW)

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  47. James M. FabianoJuly 25, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    No it would be Stevie Richards!

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  48. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJuly 25, 2013 at 10:26 AM

    I've seen Ivor on a couple other sites, he's the very definition of "delusional fanboy".

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