Hulk Hogan Addresses Rumors of a WWE Return and Advice on How to Fix TNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7D6gDdKS9uo
WWE Offering Four $25,000 Grants for their "Be a Star" Anti-Bullying Program
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/wwe-offers-100-000-star-175800709.html
New Ring Names Assigned to WWE Developmental Wrestlers
The following is from Mike Johnson at PWInsider.com:
Stephen Cole has been renamed Cole Andrews
Britney Fetkin has been renamed Devin Taylor.
Erika Hammond has been renamed Veronica Lane.
Smith James has been renamed Bull Dempsey.
Lexi Kaufman has been renamed Alexa Bliss.
CJ Perry is now LANA.
Rebecca Quinn (the former Rebecca Knox) has been renamed Becky Lynch.
Adam Scherr has been renamed Braun Stowman. Interesting they would rename him as he's got a bit of a name in the bodybuilding world, having won the 2012 Arnold Amateur Strongman World Championships.
Australian talent Matt Silva has been renamed Buddy Murphy.
Credit Mike Johnson at PWInsider.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7D6gDdKS9uo
WWE Offering Four $25,000 Grants for their "Be a Star" Anti-Bullying Program
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/wwe-offers-100-000-star-175800709.html
New Ring Names Assigned to WWE Developmental Wrestlers
The following is from Mike Johnson at PWInsider.com:
Stephen Cole has been renamed Cole Andrews
Britney Fetkin has been renamed Devin Taylor.
Erika Hammond has been renamed Veronica Lane.
Smith James has been renamed Bull Dempsey.
Lexi Kaufman has been renamed Alexa Bliss.
CJ Perry is now LANA.
Rebecca Quinn (the former Rebecca Knox) has been renamed Becky Lynch.
Adam Scherr has been renamed Braun Stowman. Interesting they would rename him as he's got a bit of a name in the bodybuilding world, having won the 2012 Arnold Amateur Strongman World Championships.
Australian talent Matt Silva has been renamed Buddy Murphy.
Credit Mike Johnson at PWInsider.com
You're gonna rename a guy whose real name is Silva? Huh, if only there were a legit combat sport with lots of Silvas in it.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you nerds better not screw up my chance at that anti-bully money or you're getting swirlies.
Buddy Murphy is an awful wrestling name.
ReplyDeleteBayless, theres apparently a new Kayfabe commentary with Russo about WcW 2000. If you have access to it, I feel this is a MUST review for one of your next interview reviews. Just my humble request/opinion.
ReplyDeleteSmith James is a funny name.
ReplyDeleteis LANA a heel Japanese wrestler?
ReplyDeleteHogan has the right idea... wrong person. This isn't 1997 anymore.
ReplyDeleteBut in all honesty, I don't know anyone I'd trust with that kind of power in today's enviroment.
Stephen Cole has been renamed Something Generic.
ReplyDeleteBritney Fetkin has been renamed Something Generic.
Erika Hammond has been renamed Little Miss Something Generic.
Smith James has been renamed Something Generic.
Lexi Kaufman has been renamed Something Generic.
CJ Perry is now Something Generic.
Rebecca Quinn (the former Rebecca Knox) has been renamed Something Generic.
Adam Scherr has been renamed Something Generic. Interesting they would rename him as he's got a name already.
Australian talent Matt Silva has been renamed Something Generic.
If ever there was a time NOT to name someone Braun. Oh WWE, never change!
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan has been telling us since 2010 how to "fix TNA". Why hasn't it worked yet, brother?
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan Shares TNA Fix: Viewers Need More Prayers, Vitamins
ReplyDeleteVince just recently heard of Ryan's MVP, give him time to catch up to the other stuff
ReplyDeleteOther than the last two, all fine names.
ReplyDeleteScherr should grow his hair out and dye the tips. Frosty the Stowman, everyone
ReplyDeleteBuddy Murphy and Bull Dempsey are awful, in my opinion. Why can't any of the guys have a one word moniker, a name with "The" in it, or even a nickname instantly attached to them. I always thought "Hitman" or "Heartbreak Kid" added to the characters' presence/auras.
ReplyDeleteI still remember when WWE announced on their site that they signed Monty Brown to a contract, calling him "Monty Brown", then debuting him on ECW as "Marcus Cor Von".
ReplyDeleteOr, and I get they want to protect their IP, but at least let the actual wrestlers give naming themselves a shot. With the understanding whatever they come up with can't be used outside of WWE, but at least they'd have more incentive in getting it over than just being named John Doe342.
ReplyDeleteSteve Williams has been renamed Will Stevens
ReplyDeleteTerry Bollea has been renamed Terry Bull
Amy Dumas has been renamed Sarah Whitney
Dwayne Johnson has been renamed Rocky Maivia (oh wait...)
I want Fandango to have an alter ego of Dan Fango.
ReplyDeleteThey named a guy The Prototype once, but he ended up flaming out and no one ever heard from him again.
ReplyDeleteBraun Stowman? Sounds like a Simpsons character.
ReplyDeleteI like your Earth Number, is the sky blue there?
ReplyDeletePro wrestling needs more Silvas.
ReplyDeleteAnd Thiagos. We have a paucity of Thiagos.
... and I think he debuted as Marquis Cor Von first before changing that (still pronounced the same).
ReplyDeleteI'm probably just pissy because I live in Wisconsin, and overpaid for the guy's jersey. Whoops.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, we never thought Dolph Ziggler would work and it did... and yes I realize it's 1 out of 100 so far.
ReplyDeleteHeyman.
ReplyDeleteEh, wrestlers work in spite of their names for the most part. Dolph worked because he spent the last few years bumping like Perfect.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for them to take another guy with a perfectly acceptable birth name and rename him Because "Fuck You" Thatswhy.
ReplyDeleteRight, what I'm saying is that great talent can overcome a shoddy name.
ReplyDeleteThey can't all be Stone Cold Steve Austin.
I find WWE's obsession with owning their wrestlers' names to be kind of ludicrous.
ReplyDeleteIf they'd renamed Brock Lesnar to Giggles McEisenstein, they never would have been able to capitalize on his UFC success upon bringing him back, because UFC audiences know him as Brock Lesnar and WWE audiences know him as Giggles McEisenstein.
It's like they're innovating in new ways to cheat themselves out of possible revenue on the off-chance someone actually succeeds above and beyond their insular little bubble.
Well, the goal is to not have them leave, and then come back on their own terms...
ReplyDelete... resulting in a contract and schedule that pisses off a lot of people looking for a break.
Having said that, Bork LaZer is worth every penny.
Bull Dempsey is fine.
ReplyDeleteI think what Hogan is suggesting here is that Ted Turner buy TNA, rename it WCW, dump seemingly endless funds into it, and put Eric Bischoff in charge. Does that sound about right?
ReplyDeleteAs far as names go, how the hell have they NOT given someone Roddy Piper's real name? Instant world champ right there.
ReplyDeleteAnd Algo Generico has been renamed Sami Zayn. Irónico!
ReplyDeleteHogan addressing rumors of a WWE return got me thinking...anyone else find it surprising that Hogan and Vince ended up doing so little business together since 2002? I mean, starting with his return at Mania 18, Hogan has only worked 3 of the last 12 Wrestlemanias (counting the run-in at mania 21) and none of the last 8. Not saying that we needed Hogan fulltime during that period or anything, obviously, but I'm kinda shocked that both guys left so much potential money on the table by not involving Hogan in a few more Manias. Hell, those two Summerslams Hogan worked, especially the one against HBK, drew really good numbers.
ReplyDeleteAgain, not saying I personally wanted more Hogan in the last decade, but it's just shocking that they didn't work something out for Mania 20 in MSG, or the "25th Anniversary of Wrestlemania" which had the Y2J-fighting-legends storyline tailor-made for Hogan, or the Trump Mania 23 in Detroit which had the logical "Hulk slams Khali on the 20th Anniversary of the Andre match" staring right at them. Aside from singles matches, you would have thought that Hogan in tag matches or acting as someone's manager would have been logical side-draws on the last decade's worth of shows.
THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEEPING UP FOR BEATING THE BOYS UP NORTH IS A FREE CASH FLOW, BROTHER! WE NEED THE KEYS, WE NEED THE MONEY, WE NEED THE CARS, BUT MOST OF ALL, WE NEED ALL THE POWER, DUDE!
ReplyDeleteBUT DIXIE, SHOULD SOMETHING HAPPEN, YOU RUN OUT OF CASH, AND THE WHOLE PANDA ENERGY RUNS OUT OF CASH....JUST HANG ON TO THE LARGEST BACK IN THE WORLD, BROTHER, AND I'LL DOGPADDLE, BACKSTROKE, ALL OF US TO SAFETY!
I'm not, I think Vince saw he had nothing left, which is why they took the title off him so quickly in '02. You could bring him in for a quick nostalgic pop and feud, but he had no long-term future, and I think eventually, the novelty would wear off sooner rather than later. I think they got the most out of him.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan has been renamed Bryan Danielson.
ReplyDeleteHHH has been renamed HHH.
'the jobber'
ReplyDeleteoh wait, they already have zach ryder
He's not even that anymore.
ReplyDeleteLENNY VOWELS AND BISCUIT, YOU GUYS BETTER NOT SIGN WITH WWE.
ReplyDeleteEVER.
They should make Bork Lazer his actual gimmick name. His titan tron could be the lazer backdrop from school photos.
ReplyDeleteYeah and by the time this guy gets called up to the main roster if he keeps that name its going to be well after the Braun "scandle" which was a one day news headline in the sports section is going to be a distant memory. There is this whole A Rod thing coming up that I'm pretty sure will over shadow Braun's deal. On a side note fuck Ryan Braun he's a lying bitch who threw lots of people under the boss so he could continue to cheat. I'm a Cardinals fan so of course I hold no bias whats so ever....no really I don't because he cheated and we still beat them in their house on our way to the World Series that year.
ReplyDeleteHulk slamming Big Show WAS supposed to happen at Wrestlemania 23, but the deal fell through and it ended up happening on one of Lawler's independent shows.
ReplyDeleteWell you know something brother, the Hulkster can't do it himself dude. Kirk Agile and Buddy Dumpsley or whoever these guys are brother just aren't draws, Jack! We gotta bring back Brooke, and Nitro Nick is gonna come in with a prisoner gimmick brother, and then we get Nash and Hall out of retirement and we all team up to pin the Ultimate Warrior and his whole family dude! Then Brother Bruti spraypaints wWe on the Impact world title and we all do some lines off it, jack! Book it Bischoff brother!
ReplyDeleteYup— and instead we got them recreating the Hogan-Andre slam with the iconic image of Kane slamming Khali. Ugghh.
ReplyDeleteI guess Hogan and Vince are such strong personalities that on one hand, yeah, it's not surprising that they've had such a hard time coming to agreements on these things. But on the other hand I just would have thought they would have done more with Hogan at Mania all these years, especially with such easy nostalgia moments staring them in the face,
Oh yeah the 2002 title run was a giant over reach. Just saying that when he came back in 2002, I figured a yearly or every other year Hogan appearance at Mania would be a given.
ReplyDeleteROH's Cheeseburger has signed a contract and will wrestle under the name Veggie Burger.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think what they'd call the Undertaker nowadays!
ReplyDeleteProbably Sami Deadmon or something.
Oh hell, he'd probably be Ashleigh Wyatt!
ReplyDeleteOr use, the old WWF intro, with the lasers filling in the letters, complete with sound effects and music!
ReplyDelete"Adam Scherr has been renamed Braun Stowman. Interesting they would
ReplyDeleterename him as he's got a bit of a name in the bodybuilding world, having
won the 2012 Arnold Amateur Strongman World Championships."
First of all, I'll admit that "Braun Stowman" is not a great name.
But I think you're exaggerating exactly how many people pay attention to the "Arnold Amateur Strongman World Championships"....
Regardless, WWE will still mention it, and they will still exaggerate it's importance. Plus, it's got Arnold's name on it.
ReplyDeleteFuck him because he stole the MVP from my boy Matt Kemp
ReplyDeleteI lol'd at this.
ReplyDeleteThere are only like 5 each of first and last names in UFC it has always seemed to me.
ReplyDeletelenny vowels, already rockin' an awesome name
ReplyDeleteRon Killings is my favorite example of this.
ReplyDeleteStill a horrible name.
ReplyDeleteTristian Paine
ReplyDeleteTwo words: Creative control. He didn't have it in 2002 and he's had it ever since when he works for them.
ReplyDeleteI like Cole Andrews. That's actually a pretty good name. A lot better than they usually come up with.
ReplyDeleteRenaming an unknown guy is a smart business move and always will be. The problem only really arises when the name you give them is Lucky Cannon or Eli Cottonwood or Jim-Bob Fartwind.
ReplyDeleteUgh, the Cardinals. I always tell people to forget about the Cubs; they're losers who are never a threat to us. The fuckin' Cards, however, knocked us out of the postseason twice. At least you don't have Poop-hols or Berkman anymore, but Molina can seriously eat a dick. Grrrr.
ReplyDeleteThat logic doesn't necessarily ring true. There's a reason why The Rock began his Hollywood career as "The Rock" and then "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson" before finally settling on "Dwayne Johnson." Guys like Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin and "Ric Flair" and the like ARE recognized by their stage names. If they were to expand to an outside market, WWE would certainly be in an advantageous position if they owned their names (in those cases, they don't). Their departing property would either have a lower value because they can't use the name that made them famous, or they make a little extra dough allowing them to use the name they own.
ReplyDeleteAt least none are named Red Rooster or "Terrific" Terry Taylor!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, here's pretty decent TV match between Taylor and Savage from Dec. 1992.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoVGaYak68c
And if WWE does wind up picking up any of TNA's talent when the time comes, you can bet they'll also go through the same random name generator, thus taking away their name recognition and defeating the whole purpose of picking them up in the first place.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course it's for a guy that already looks like a 'roided-up bodybuilder. Of course it is.
ReplyDeleteWhat if....Brock Lesnar was coming through this system right now? Brock Lesnar is a pretty badass birth name. WWE would probably change it to Donnie Nelson. If there's a Donnie Nelson out there reading this, I'm sorry, but that's a stupid name.
ReplyDeleteOld age has memories blurring, forget it if was an ECW angle mention or something off RSPW back in the day, but I was amused by Phillip D. Grave as a mockutaker name
ReplyDeleteThese aren't bad for the most part. The last two are pretty brutal.
ReplyDeleteYep, but I don't think Hogan wants to just trot out once every two years - he wants to be more involved.
ReplyDeleteYeah, jobbers actually appear on TV.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteActually chances are he wouldn't have anything resembling the Undertaker gimmick or character, so there wouldn't be anything death related in his name.
He would probably be M.C Worthingsmith.
Oh - I'm sure they'll mention it over and over and over. They just won't call him "Adam Scherr" while mentioning it.
ReplyDeleteYaaaay Australian talent
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Nelson
ReplyDeleteThere ya go.
Yeah, just like they did what that 'C.M. Punk' guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd man - did they ever just butcher Bryan Danielson's name or what? Who'd have thought that "Daniel Bryan" and "Bryan Danielson" are the same person?????>?
Dude needs to change his name. For him....Judd Nelson.
ReplyDeleteBull "Shit" Dempsey. He's good to go.
ReplyDeleteMore like Nelson Judd
ReplyDeleteOr Chilly McFreeze...or Manson the Mutilator....or Big Bully Busick...wait that one actually made it to TV. Albeit briefly.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget Mantaur, Duke Droese, The Goon, MVP (the baseball one), Freddie Joe Floyd, Well Dunn, Skip, Zip, Kloudy, and all the other shitty names of the early 90s.
ReplyDeleteHe'd be Jamaican?
ReplyDeleteA Hogan appearance at WM30 would make sense, but anything related to a match or significant angle would be embarassing. It was a stretch in 2002, it would be asinine now.
ReplyDeleteAnchorman news guy?
ReplyDelete