My DDP Yoga testimonial: did it for a few months and felt great. I would just randomly do moves while idle during the day. It was addictive; I've since fallen off the wagon and feel like dog shit. What an awful testimonial.
I'm doing DDP Yoga and its pretty awesome. I'm an intermediate level but I still feel like such a newbie. It can be easy but some workouts can be rough
I want to start seeing casualties as a result of yoga. Like, people start breaking their necks from being in the Downward-Facing Dog position for too long, that sort of thing.
"My life was great, untill I tried DDP Yoga. Shortly after starting the DVD, I lost my wrists, it made my car run like I had used un-leaded gasoline, and my wife was eaten by dogs. Then, the poster with the positions on it fell down, and I knew something had to be done."
"Then, something happened. A friend started talking to me about Jack Daniels and how he drank it every day, and how it made him feel great. At first I would wretch on just my second shot, but with weeks of practice I was downing nearly a bottle a day (or enough to make me pass out on an afghan quilt).
Since then, people have found me funnier, I've made new friends, and I don't suffer from pesky, awkward erections any more.
"I lost 25 pounds by drinking a gallon everyday for 48 weeks!"
"My wife told me I had all the potential in the world. When I woke up, she had left me for cracking her in the mouth. Now, I have more time for internet porn, all Thanks to the Mack Daniel!"
"Jack Daniels gave me the courage to punch that fucking neighbors stupid dog. I've mever felt more roght!"
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I actually just finished a DDPYoga work out 5 minutes ago. Very cool time to read this.
ReplyDeleteMy DDP Yoga testimonial: did it for a few months and felt great. I would just randomly do moves while idle during the day. It was addictive; I've since fallen off the wagon and feel like dog shit.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful testimonial.
Also, fuck Ric Flair.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing DDP Yoga and its pretty awesome. I'm an intermediate level but I still feel like such a newbie. It can be easy but some workouts can be rough
ReplyDeleteCan we just cool it on the DDP stories now? There's a new one every day and they're all interchangeable.
ReplyDeleteIs it worth $100? Or has anyone found it for less?
ReplyDeleteWell, you can buy them into 2 packages. I think I got it for either 60 or 70
ReplyDeleteI want to start seeing casualties as a result of yoga. Like, people start breaking their necks from being in the Downward-Facing Dog position for too long, that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteAny more DDP stories and fans are going to start turning on him online like they did in WCW.
ReplyDelete"My life was great, untill I tried DDP Yoga. Shortly after starting the DVD, I lost my wrists, it made my car run like I had used un-leaded gasoline, and my wife was eaten by dogs. Then, the poster with the positions on it fell down, and I knew something had to be done."
ReplyDelete"Then, something happened. A friend started talking to me about Jack Daniels and how he drank it every day, and how it made him feel great. At first I would wretch on just my second shot, but with weeks of practice I was downing nearly a bottle a day (or enough to make me pass out on an afghan quilt).
ReplyDeleteSince then, people have found me funnier, I've made new friends, and I don't suffer from pesky, awkward erections any more.
Thanks, Jack!"
"I lost 25 pounds by drinking a gallon everyday for 48 weeks!"
ReplyDelete"My wife told me I had all the potential in the world. When I woke up, she had left me for cracking her in the mouth. Now, I have more time for internet porn, all Thanks to the Mack Daniel!"
"Jack Daniels gave me the courage to punch that fucking neighbors stupid dog. I've mever felt more roght!"
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"My doctor told me my pancreas is a healthy shade of black!"
ReplyDeleteI personally like to practice Yoga regularly and love to read yoga based articles.
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