Hey Caliber,
Your friendly fellow fitness buff here. I am proposing that in honor of the guy that trained him we start a movement to name Daniel Bryan's new running knee finisher "Sweet Beard Music" What do you think? I bet everyone on the blog can unite, (for a change) to make this happen.
(YankeesHoganTripleHFan)
You know, it's not bad. But I have to admit I'm partial to Goat Knees Pizza. Especially since he's going up against Orton, and they can call it the GKP. And you know, you call it the Pizza because you eat that shit.
So, how about it, gang? Anyone have a better idea? It'll be one of the BoD's many highlights amongst it's legacy.
"The Dive Bry Shooting"
ReplyDeleteI don't have a good alternative, but not crazy about either of them. Goat Knees Pizza is too goofy and cute for a top guy finisher, and I don't like the idea of naming a finisher after someone else's finisher.
ReplyDeleteSweet Chin Music refers to the noise Shawn's foot makes when it hits the guy's chin. Bryan is the bearded one, not his opponent, so you wouldn't hear any sweet beard music when his knees hit their face.
ReplyDeleteThat's Awesome.
ReplyDeleteF-U says hello, and that shit worked for years
ReplyDeletebut I agree, not crazy about either of the two in Caliber's post
I like calling it the "Not Today!" or something else that signifies that Bryan isn't about to give up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but that at least started as a mockery of Brock and then fit Cena's character very well.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was my thought too.
ReplyDeleteYou collect action figures, Chris?
Except for Mick's Sweet Chin Music, that was awesome.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, but it wouldn't fly in the PG era. If he used a kick, then it could be The Drive Bry Shoeing. Or a Run-By Fruiting.
ReplyDeleteHow about, "You're Going To Get Your F**king Head Kicked In"?
ReplyDeleteNo, wait.
That won't work.
It's a knee, not a kick.
public enemy had a finisher called the drive-by
ReplyDeleteEasy, base it on his theme music.
ReplyDelete"Ride Of The Valky-Knees".
YKO
ReplyDelete"Take a knee, 'cause the games over..."
ReplyDeleteI think Mick's was Sweet Shin Music
ReplyDeleteYeah....I'm gonna go with Sweet Beard Music....that was pretty good
ReplyDeleteThe Yes Lock and the No Go
ReplyDeleteer, dammit, that's what I meant. STEVEN!
ReplyDeleteI'm not trying to ruin the fun of renaming a finisher, but I kind of love the Shining Wizard as a name.
ReplyDeleteC'mon guys, stop being so mature. The Hi-Knee. IT'S RIGHT THERE!
ReplyDeleteI never understood why it was ever called that.
ReplyDeleteThat one already belonged to The Booty Man. If D-Bry will start wearing the same outfits, then by all means.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it meant anything. My understanding is that Muta came up with the name.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone besides the Internet even remember The Booty Man? Think about it.
ReplyDeleteCole: "Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen -- DANIEL BRYAN NAILS A HI-KNEE!"
Bitch about the awful names that the WWE gives their rookies, but it's a good thing people here aren't doing it instead. Christ. Sweet Beard Music? Goat Knees Pizza? The fuck? Like, you thought these were GOOD names?
ReplyDeleteThe 'Knee Deep In Shit'!
ReplyDeleteYour father didn't love you when you were a child did he?
ReplyDeleteI came up with Sweet Beard Music but I could get behind the No Go. Well Done!
ReplyDeleteYour thinking about this way to hard. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteBecause Japan.
ReplyDeleteAnd then he shaves the beard. Does he ditch it, or re-name it?
ReplyDeleteThe drive-bry wins this one.
B's Knees.
ReplyDelete10 points for the ms doubtfire line
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to vote for Drive Bry too.
ReplyDeleteSweet Beard music is way better than goats knees pizza
ReplyDeletePlays off of Go 2 Sleep a bit, too.
ReplyDeleteThe Howling Goat
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how it can be my fault that you're awful at naming wrestling moves, but if it helps you get through the day....
ReplyDeleteExcept Bryan's knee isn't a shining wizard--It's delivered from a straight run
ReplyDeleteBURNING HAMMER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteORANGE CRUSH!!!!!
EMERALD FLOWSION!!!!!
Could always pay tribute to his time in Japan and call it the Oh-Knee.
ReplyDeleteThe Horn Knee
ReplyDeleteKnee The Face Off
"In honor of the guy that trained him" so Rudy Boy Gonzalez then? Because last I checked Shawn Michaels was good for throwing tempter tantrums and not being around at all during the training process. Kind of like the Bruce Hart of Texas if you will. Rudy Boy did all the heavy lifting but now that Shawn's a good boy and so many of the guys he "trained" went on to be a success he's now their "trainer".
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a Busaiku Knee Kick. At this point, WWE should just throw money at KENTA and bring him over, since now they have two of their top faces aping on his moveset.
ReplyDeleteHe owned the school and designed the curriculum and evaluated all the talents. Did you think every "trainer" actually got in the ring and bumped around with their trainees? They always had a younger guy doing hanfs on stuff. I'm willing to bet Killer Kowalski never laid hands on Damien Sandow in his life.
ReplyDeleteYour avatar is an egg, and your name is Stan Ford. It's like a grey color crayon telling aqua that he's a fag.
ReplyDeleteJurassic Powers
ReplyDeletemiracle violence connection
CHAOS
I love Japan so much.
"Goatbuster". And he can yell out, "Who ya gonna call?" before he hits it.
ReplyDeleteBecause Bryan's a guy who i'd bet could appreciate a good Simpsons reference, how about the Toothchipper?
ReplyDeleteSadly it isn't a shining wizard so this would make no sense as a name for it.
ReplyDeleteI Knee-d You Now.
ReplyDeleteAnd the internet is such a small place?
ReplyDeletepoopy
ReplyDeleteI think this same talk has happened 7 times in the last week on here.
ReplyDeleteKnee to the Face... because he is a WRESTLER and doesn't need to give it a cute SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT name.
ReplyDelete/thread
At least. Flair is kinda slow.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm missing a joke, but what in the world does Goat Knees Pizza mean?
ReplyDeleteThis is my favourite
ReplyDeleteI see you're still here. Not man enough to actually follow through with leaving, huh? lol.
ReplyDeleteI don't go into every thread. I looked up the replay and I'm wrong, it wasn't a Shining Wizard. Not the end of the world.
ReplyDeleteDecided I wasn't going to let one douche bag ruin it for me.
ReplyDeleteYou're the one that promised it, I really don't care, but you can't keep my name off your lips...do I taste that good?
ReplyDeleteAs for being "slow", yes, I got a wrestling move wrong. Someone call the cops! Pretty sure I'm more successful than you, so I'm not to worried...
LOL wow you are sad... all I said is you were slow because you haven't noticed something that has been mentioned numerous times... and you are still worried about being more successful than me, even though it had no bearing on the conversation. Not much more to add here. Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't you, I could've cared less, but since you feel like insulting me again after many days since our last "bru-ha-ha", I felt appropriate to respond. Go ahead, re-analyze me again, asshole.
ReplyDeleteThey called him Goat Face for a while. His finisher involves a his knees. There's something called Goat Cheese Pizza.
ReplyDeleteHe said he was leaving?
ReplyDeleteSince no one is intent on putting this thread to rest...
ReplyDeleteThe name? Whatta Maneuver.
There.
Way to bring some ants to this
ReplyDeleteYeah, but contrary to what he may think of me, I don't want to be the cause for anyone leaving, but whatever. He has a certain impression of me, and it's the internet so there's no fixing it. Figured after our last flame war we would just post on threads and stay out of each others way, but I see he can't manage that. Of course, it's all on me, even though he called me "slow" and a "douche bag" within two comments. What can you do? lol.
ReplyDelete...what?
ReplyDeleteTo be clear, I can just see his character explaining it this way.
ReplyDeleteWow the douche force is at full strength today
ReplyDeleteSomething about ants and a picnic!
ReplyDeleteWell, if it makes you feel any better, Flair, I think you're the tops!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! A Caliber Winfield(tm) endorsement? If I ever write a book, I'm putting that in my caption! ;-)
ReplyDeletehow about just Sweat Beard Music
ReplyDeleteI used to, but I don't see how that makes "Sweet Beard Music" makes any sense. His beard doesn't make a noise. I await witty action figure jokes from someone who thinks "kid gloves" are what you wear when you watch a children's movie.
ReplyDeleteKneed for Speed
ReplyDeleteFull Kneed Ahead
Affirmative Action
No Chance
Greatest of all Time Knee (G.O.A.T Knee)--I can't believe they haven't played up this acronym yet. It's right there!
The Head Rush
Nothing to Fear but Beard Itself (eventually shortened to Beard Itself)
The Cattle Call (call back to his old finish)
The Yes I Can or The Yes Icon (to add a little wordplay)
The Shining Example
The Knee Scrambler (to pay tribute to Regal's Knee Trembler)
Well now I feel bad for attributing the party defecation to you.
ReplyDeleteJust fucking delete his shit. Seriously. If all he wants is to flame you, just nip it in the damn bud. We're the mods, we run this neighborhood. Gotta make an example out of anyone who don't pay respect.
ReplyDeleteAt this point, if he gets booted or whatever, it won't come from me. I figured we could just simply co-exist...
ReplyDeleteThe B+. And both knees would be a "Solid B+".
ReplyDeleteCome on guys, it's RIGHT THERE.
WWE, Shawn Michaels, AND Daniel Bryan all credit Shawn as a trainer and mentor; who are we argue?
ReplyDeleteThe Defacer.
ReplyDeleteWalk up to the average WWE fan and ask who The Booty Man is. Go ahead, I'll wait.
ReplyDeleteYou win.
ReplyDeleteScape Goat Strike.
ReplyDeleteThat's an awful insult. Is that even an insult?
ReplyDeleteDeface of the company.
ReplyDeletethe Dragonslayer
ReplyDeleteGoat to Sleep
ReplyDeleteJust call it "The Goat".
ReplyDeleteregardless of real life or wwe, his name has bryan in it
ReplyDeletehe uses his knees
ergo, his finisher should be called b's knees
Busaiku
ReplyDeleteWhat about Bry-KO?
ReplyDeleteWhat about the F-U? That was a dig a Brock's F-5 and I always thought that was a cool finisher name especially for Cena's rapper gimmick.
ReplyDeleteThe Kryptonite Knee, or The Doomsday Knee would be the most appropo.
ReplyDeleteOr if he were a heel, the Make a Wish Nightmare.
Oh, that is good. Especially the Solid B.
ReplyDeleteIf by thinking about it hard means he's thinking at all then yes. Otherwise it makes no sense and would make Daniel Bryan look like an idiot.
ReplyDeleteYou're the one who shat on the conversation.
ReplyDeleteFalse. You simply misunderstood... and I didn't get that this was a shit reference either.
ReplyDeleteTHE FINAL COUNTDOWN
ReplyDeleteFYU.
ReplyDeleteCause it FUCKS YOU UP.
WIN.
ReplyDelete"KNEES! the Greatest of All Time!"
ReplyDeleteYou're Going to To Get Your Fucking Head Kneed In?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea, man. But I liked it better when I posted it 4 hours before you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the name worked for Cena's character at the time. If someone had never heard of Brock, they wouldn't think twice about the finisher name, it fit the character better than a ton of other peoples finishers. But Sweet Beard Music makes absolutely no sense unless you understand that Shawn Michaels finisher is the Sweet Chin Music. And unlike, say, Shining Wizard which at least sounds cool, it ONLY works as a play on a retired wrestlers finisher.
ReplyDeleteI probably should have specified that I don't like the idea of naming a finisher after someone's finisher if the name doesn't really make sense otherwise. The F-U was a knock on Brock's F-5, but it ALSO fits Cena perfectly so once Brock was gone, he just kept using it. I know people who have been watching since the 90s who didn't realize Cena named his finisher after Brocks, it never even occurred to them.
It sounds less like a play on words, and more like a goat dropping a kneedrop on a pizza. Its very meh.
ReplyDeletewell it obviously means you have sandow-like intellect if yer thinkin' like me
ReplyDeleteyer welome!
That's bullshit, I'm a pro at naming finishers.
ReplyDeleteFor instance, I'd call Bryan's knee-to-the-face the 'Spackle & Chicken Quesadilla'. Fits like a glove.
The Forcible Aborton
ReplyDeleteHolocaust Knee
JFK Killer
Sandusky From Hell
Dane Cook Joke
Knee's All That
ReplyDeleteDiz-knee Land
No Means Yes
The Gym Teacher
Goat Punishment
Goat Check
"No Means Yes" is my favourite ever.
ReplyDeleteSpecial Knees Child
ReplyDeleteKnees Knees Me
Kneez Nutz
Knees & Crackers
Knees & Carrots
Face, We Hardly Knew Knee
Knee-l Before Zod
ReplyDeleteI'm In Kneed (of a Goat)
ReplyDeleteSo did MVP.
ReplyDeleteAlso takes a shot at HHH.
ReplyDeleteUm, it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteI'm a big action figure collector too. I thought perhaps we could talk about it is all.
All I Kneed Is Time
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer the A+ over the B+, it'd be a nice spin on Steph's comment AND on Cena's AA. He could also call it the "Paradigm Shift" but I don't think it would catch on with the kids.
ReplyDeleteBetcha' ten bucks the pizza most likely did some fucked up shit to that goat to warrant a kneedrop (why do I feel like this would be a scene of an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?)
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