Greetings, boogalooshrimps.
Caliber, hope all is well. I was filling out some insurance paperwork for an ER patient I had a few weeks ago...she had gotten into a fight with her husband so decided her best method of retaliation was to take his denturs and hide them up her vagina. They punctured her internal vagina and gave her a bacterial infection, hence her visit to the ER.This got me thinking of a good QOTD...whats the craziest relationship/breakup/cheating etc. story you guys have? I love these types of stories. Ill divulge mine in the thread. ThanksMH - officerfarva
That is stunning. I mean, she truly thought that would be the best place to hide them? Sometimes when you hear about how stupid people can be, you wonder how things ever get done at all.
Well, as for my story, it goes a little something like this....
Well, as for my story, it goes a little something like this....
I was 16 at the time, and my friend introduced me to this girl online who his girlfriend was good friends with. So, we got to talking, and things were going good. So, I finally meet her, and she's alright looking, nothing special. Well, we date for 2 weeks, and I realize that all the stuff she was saying at the beginning of our courtship, the music & movies she said she dug [same as me] wasn't exactly true. She'd basically said that stuff to get me interested. So, on top of this, I realize she's a bit crazy. She had this dog that she loved, which I totally relate to. So, one day we're sitting in her basement and she pulls out this rock from her pocket. She tells me that her dead dog's spirit lives in this rock and protects her. She's stone cold serious. This, on top of her not being who I thought she was, sour me on the relationship and I end it.
But she isn't having it.
She begs me to stay with her, which only cements my decision to break-up. Well, over the next few weeks I notice her next door at my friend's house. I pay it no attention.
Well, a month or so later, a friend of mine I only knew from online says she started talking to this girl who's an up-and-coming pornstar, and is pretty cool. So, I start talking to her for a few days, and she's telling me all about her life, in big time detail, with all these sorted adventures, we talk about my break-up, and we even do a few chats with all of her friends. Well, for some reason I just get this feeling that something isn't right. I all of a sudden get this suspision that it's my ex. I get a hold of a mutual friend, and he admits that he knows she's been posing as this pornstar girl. I then find out she also became friends with my next door neighbor, so she could watch me walk to school, and arrive home! She devised this whole pornstar thing as a way to get back into my life! Apparently she thought I was dating a new girl, and said she'd kick the shit out of anyone who was dating her 'boyfriend'.
I told her off, and said I never wanted to see her again. Well, a few months later, in December, I'm walking outside to my car, at nighttime, when she comes out of the shadows. Instantly I'm thinking I'm going to die while she yells "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, DAN!". Instead, she has a gift. It's a calendar devoted to PAWGs. She says she saw it, and thought of me. She's acting as if NOTHING has happened. It terrified me. So, I told her in no uncertain terms that if she EVER, EVER came by my house again, or ever spoke to me again, I'd beat the living shit out of her. She believed me, as I never saw her again. I tell you, there's few things scarier than having someone obsessed with you.
So, how say you?
So, how say you?