Greetings. "Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky
were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say "a couple of
hundred yards down the road", I gave myself 50-50"
Today's question comes from a Mr. Elmo Machete.
Now, even though New Jack is terrible, he was at least charismatic, and could at least move quickly, unlike The Great Khali. He moved like a slug, and literally did nothing but chops, kicks, and his pancake slam. He was the most boring motherfucker, and the worst wrestler in history. Of course, what did they do? They not only pushed him to the tippy top, gave him his own gimmick match, but he pinned The Undertaker with ONE FOOT! Thankfully they just keep him in the undercard now, which I'm happy with because he's a fantastic human being, and does a lot for his people, so I want him employed, just not in the main event.
Of course, there's also DeBo, best known to you people as Zeus...
How say you?
Today's question comes from a Mr. Elmo Machete.
Not sure if this has been used as a topic before, but trying to get through that Samoa Joe/Necro Butcher match the other day got me thinking about something my friends & I were talking about the other day: who did we each think was the absolute WORST wrestler, the one without even the tiniest hint of skill, that we'd ever seen perform?New Jack is a pretty good selection, and once you said you're not sure if you've ever seen him do a wrestling move, I had to think about that myself. I can't think of anything either. Just hitting people with things. Although I've never seen his Smokey Mountain work.
I myself settled on New Jack. I'm literally shocked that anyone has ever let him inside a wrestling ring (even though when near one, he doesn't often stay inside for long). Can't stand him, never could, can't believe he's ever been booked anywhere. By anyone. Don't think I've ever seen him do an actual wrestling move. Your (and the Blog's) picks?
Now, even though New Jack is terrible, he was at least charismatic, and could at least move quickly, unlike The Great Khali. He moved like a slug, and literally did nothing but chops, kicks, and his pancake slam. He was the most boring motherfucker, and the worst wrestler in history. Of course, what did they do? They not only pushed him to the tippy top, gave him his own gimmick match, but he pinned The Undertaker with ONE FOOT! Thankfully they just keep him in the undercard now, which I'm happy with because he's a fantastic human being, and does a lot for his people, so I want him employed, just not in the main event.
Of course, there's also DeBo, best known to you people as Zeus...
How say you?