Smackdown
Date:
August 23, 2013
Location:
Rabobank Arena, Bakersfield, California
Commentators:
Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It's
an interesting time in WWE as we have our first heel super stable in
several years and they can do whatever the like because “we own the
place.” The two questions at the moment are what will Daniel Bryan
do to fight these guys off and who will step up to help him in the
war. Odds are we won't find out until Monday. Let's get to it.
We
get clips from the main events of Summerslam.
Theme
song.
Here's
Vickie Guerrero to open us up. She's cleared the air with HHH and
brings out Randy Orton, actually pronouncing the T for a change.
Orton talks about being a role model and about how he didn't lie at
all during this whole thing. He said he would be cashing in MITB
very soon and that's exactly what he did. No one should have been
surprised when he won the title on Sunday. The only person who
should have been surprised was Orton himself, as he didn't expect HHH
to do what he did, even though he didn't need the help. Orton says
he's the face of the WWE but here's Bryan to disagree.
Before
Bryan addresses the face of the WWE, he wants to say what he was
trying to say on Raw: thank you John Cena for giving him the chance
at Summerslam and for wrestling with a torn tricep. That one chance
let him know what it feels like to be WWE Champion. As for the face
of the WWE, it's already time for that face to change. Bryan doesn't
look like Randy Orton. Orton is tall, chiseled and just pretty.
Bryan
sees why HHH likes him so much, but Orton is also arrogant. He's
been handed every opportunity because he's a third generation
wrestler and it's been his Golden Ticket. Bryan can't get over how
pretty Orton is and asks the fans to cheer for Orton because of it.
Randy is so pretty that it makes Daniel want to kick him in the face.
Bryan
has had to work his way up through the high school gyms wrestling on
infected mats to get where he is today because he isn't tall and
isn't pretty. However, he can wrestle and beat Orton for the WWE
Championship. Bryan is entitled to a rematch and he wants it
tonight. Say it along with Orton and I: Wait until the pay per view.
They stare at each other and Orton tries an RKO, only to be
dropkicked to the floor. Solid segment here with Bryan sounding like
a natural rival to Orton and laying out the basic story. Orton
saying he didn't know HHH was going to help him is interesting as
well.
Vickie
rants about Bryan on the phone and says someone needs to teach him a
lesson. Wade Barrett comes in and says he doesn't like Bryan either,
so he'd be willing to take care of him tonight. Vickie says ok and
makes it a no holds barred match. No make it extreme rules. Or
inside a cage. Wasn't Vickie supposed to be all mega evil this time
or something?
Cody
Rhodes vs. Curtis Axel
Non-title.
Feeling out process to start with Cody tripping Axel down to the
mat. Curtis comes back with a great dropkick but Cody heads to the
apron for a springboard dropkick of his own. Curtis rolls outside
but moves before Cody can dive on him. Cody's back is rammed into
the apron as we take a break.
Back
with Curtis dropping elbows for two before hitting a Hennig necksnap
for the same. We hit the chinlock for a bit but Cody avoids a middle
rope fist a few seconds later. The Disaster Kick misses but Cody
gets two off a sunset flip out of the corner. Heyman's distraction
breaks up the moonsault press and Axel hits his neckbreaker into a
faceplant for the pin at 3:55 shown of 6:55.
Rating:
D+. So we build Cody up for
weeks and then have him lose in less than seven minutes with the
title not even on the line. To be fair though, Cody had almost a
month of wins under his belt so it was long past time to bring him
back to earth. He might jump to TNA or the UFC or Hollywood and we
wouldn't want to make money off of him while we could right?
Post
match Heyman wants to talk about CM Punk. He talks about being in
emotional pain along with his physical pain because he made Punk the
best in the world and then was betrayed. Punk lost to Lesnar at
Summerslam and now Punk is in a downward spiral. Under Heyman's
leadership, Axel has notched victory after victory and no one has
been able to take the title from him. Axel challenges Punk to an
Intercontinental Title match on Raw because he can't lose with Heyman
in his corner.
Dolph
Ziggler vs. Big E. Langston
Langston
jumps Ziggy before the bell and throws him around the ring with ease.
The bell rings and Dolph avoids a charge in the corner, only to be
slammed down for two. Langston gets two off a splash and we hit the
chinlock. Dolph fights up and sends Big E. into the post before
taking him down with a neckbreaker. A dropkick drops Big E. again
and Ziggler counters a powerbomb into an X-Factor for two. AJ gets
in a cheap shot on Ziggler and Langston runs him over for two. The
Big Ending is escaped and Ziggler hits the Zig Zag for the pin at
2:01. Langston loses with a pre-match advantage and interferance.
So much for him.
Christian
vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title
here. Del Rio pounds away in the corner to start but gets
backdropped out to the floor. Christian sends him into the barricade
and Del Rio walks up the aisle as we take a break. Back with Del Rio
kicking away in the corner but getting punched in the face to give
Christian a breather. Christian is shoved to the floor to counter a
tornado DDT, possibly injuring the shoulder that made him give up on
Sunday.
Back
in and the champion cranks on the arm before getting two off a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Alberto misses a charge into the ropes and
gets dropkicked out to the floor. Christian pounds away back inside
the ring but misses a high cross body, allowing Alberto to dropkick
him in the face for two. Christian's spinning sunset flip out of the
corner gets two more but Del Rio avoids a middle rope dropkick and
tries the armbreaker.
The
Canadian rolls out and hits a tornado DDT out of the corner for two
in a nice sequence. Alberto bails to the floor to avoid the spear
and catches Christian with the running enziguri for two back inside.
Christian blocks the low superkick and tries the Killswitch, only to
have Del Rio send him shoulder first into the post. Alberto goes to
the middle rope and rolls Christian into the armbreaker for the
submission at 8:17 shown of 12:57.
Rating:
B-. Another good match from
these two and now the series is at 2-2. I'm guessing we're supposed
to ignore the two losses by Del Rio because he won the next two,
though I don't think many fans see it that way. The match itself was
good stuff though with both guys building on spots they've used in
their previous few matches.
Post
match Del Rio talks about how awesome he is and how everyone else is
a peasant. Is Del Rio being rich even a thing anymore? Del Rio says
to follow him to greatness but Ricardo interrupts him. He says no
one is going to lead him to greatness but now he's hanging out with
RVD. Rob comes to the ring and Christian dropkicks Del Rio down,
allowing Rob to hit Rolling Thunder. That was a pretty non-good guy
move there from Christian.
We
recap the opening segment of the show.
Big
Show/Mark Henry vs. 3MB
Slater
gets to start with Big Show and is launched into the corner before
it's off to Henry. A big boot puts Slater down but Heath avoids a
seated senton and brings in McIntyre for some stomping. Mahal comes
in for the same but Slater is tagged in and run over by a BIG
shoulder block. Big Show comes in and cleans house but Slater breaks
up the pin after a chokeslam to McIntyre. JBL: “Dumb, dumb move.”
The World's Strongest Slam ends Slater and the WMD is good for the
pin on Drew at 3:11.
Rating:
D. The match was nothing and
you can't complain about it too much. It did its job, though either
monster could have done the same thing in the same amount of time.
It would help to have some midcard tag teams for Henry and Show to
beat but there's just not enough depth in the division to do that.
Post
match Shield asks if beating 3MB is supposed to mean something. Seth
says they're going to have fun knocking Show down again. Reigns will
never respect Mark Henry and Rollins adds that they're just better
than the monsters. BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD, even though Ambrose wasn't
in this interview.
Antonio
Cesaro vs. Darren Young
Young
gets taken down seconds into the match and Cesaro pounds him into the
corner. There's the gutwrench suplex but Cesaro charges into a boot
in the corner. Antonio comes right back with the standing chinlock
and a clothesline for two. Darren comes back with right hands and an
overhead belly to belly followed by a northern lights suplex for two.
A hot shot and the Gut Check are good for the pin at 2:31. Nothing
match as Young's push continues.
Ryback
signs an autograph for a fan's son but the fan doesn't know what his
name is. Ryback rips up the picture he signed as a result. I'm with
Ryback here. How did the fan not know his name when it's in big red
letters on the front of his vest?
Punk
has accepted the match with Axel for Raw.
The
cage is lowered.
Daniel
Bryan vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett
pounds him into the corner to start but Bryan blocks a ram into the
steel. Daniel pounds right hands in the corner but charges into a
boot to the jaw. Now the ram into the cage works but Barrett can
only get a two count. Bryan comes back with a backdrop into the cage
and Daniel fires off kicks in the corner. There's the backflip over
Barrett in the corner but the running clothesline is countered into
the Winds of Change for two.
We
take a break and come back with Barrett kicking Bryan's head into the
cage. Now it's Barrett having the back of his head rammed into the
steel and Bryan adds the running dropkick to crush Barrett even more.
A missile dropkick gets two and Bryan fires off the kicks to Wade's
chest. The big one to the head misses and Barrett sends him into the
cage before clotheslining him inside out for a close two.
Wasteland
is blocked via a grab of the ropes but Bryan gets caught in an
electric chair for two. Barrett goes up the cage but Bryan makes a
save. He can't German superplex Wade down and gets kicked to the
mat, only to charge up the corner and pull Barrett back inside.
Bryan hits a rolling powerbomb to bring Wade back to the mat and the
running knee to the face is good for the pin at 8:58 shown of 11:58.
Rating:
B. Good match here with Barrett
looking like he could hang with the big boys. It's amazing how far
he fell while being Intercontinental Champion because when he has a
good opponent he can put on an entertaining match. Bryan was his
usual good stuff here and the fans are still into him after
Summerslam. Hopefully that holds up.
Post
match Bryan celebrates on the floor but walks into an RKO.
Overall
Rating: B. This was a really
solid show as WWE continues their roll. We had good matches
throughout the show with the bad stuff being pretty short. I'm not
wild on the ending though. That's three times now that Orton has
stood tall over Bryan in three shows and that's going to catch up
with them. Bryan doesn't need to beat Orton down or anything, but he
needs to be standing when a show ends soon. It's still very early in
the story though so it's not like it's already dead or anything.
Good show tonight.
Results
Curtis
Axel b. Cody Rhodes – Neckbreaker into a faceplant
Dolph
Ziggler b. Big E. Langston – Zig Zag
Alberto
Del Rio b. Christian – Cross Armbreaker
Big
Show/Mark Henry b. 3MB – WMD to McIntyre
Darren
Young b. Antonio Cesaro – Gut Check
Daniel
Bryan b. Wade Barrett – Running knee to the head
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I find no small amount of amusement in seeing them try to tiptoe their way around explaining the heat Zeb & Co would have with Young.
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ReplyDeleteIt definitely felt like it was going in that direction on Monday, I kept waiting for the gay-bashing hammer to drop from Zeb and talk about how "Real Americans" don't tolerate homosexuality.
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Probably, but they shouldn't. Why shouldn't a gay basher be an acceptable role for a bad guy?
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Because the group will have never watched a single WWE match in their life and will have no idea what they're talking about yet they'll wage a war against WWE for weeks because they don't get how wrestling works.
ReplyDeleteOne good part of Orton being champ is the real big belt showing up on SD more often.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Show/Henry give 3MB any offense at all? Just because they are faces doesn't mean they can't be ass kickers and have to give heat segments to overmatched opponents.
ReplyDeleteBecause if the crowd should actually start to POP for any of the gay bashing talk, the same way they started chanting "USA" for the immigration angle, then the company suddenly has a real PR nightmare on their hands.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess the company got bored with Langston. What a waste.
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