hey keithster, whats your favorite wrestling running gag/meme?
- making fun of Russo (...on a pole etc)
- bret hart's antics "(he told me with tears in his eyes")
- hogan's tales of lies & exaggerations
- flair still living like it's 1986
- cluelessness of TNA/Dixie
- Cornette being Cornette
- Sunny's arrests
???? tell us pls! TIA
- bret hart's antics "(he told me with tears in his eyes")
- hogan's tales of lies & exaggerations
- flair still living like it's 1986
- cluelessness of TNA/Dixie
- Cornette being Cornette
- Sunny's arrests
???? tell us pls! TIA
I have one guy who e-mails me literally every time TNA does something stupid, so that one's getting a little tiresome.
Probably I'd say Hogan's lies, because it's always fun to write you own Hogan promos and build the exaggerations on top of each other as you go along. Plus nothing you say can be as ridiculous as the shit he's said for real.
Love it
ReplyDeleteI feel we dont make enough Sunny or Benoit jokes. I think enough time has passed where Benoit is fair game. Lets work on that.
ReplyDeleteWhen was murdering a child not funny?
ReplyDeleteI'll always throw that in when discussing salacious rumours.
ReplyDeleteThe webcomic 1/0 had literally the best running gag of all time.
ReplyDeleteSid/Softball jokes.
ReplyDeleteIt's been hilarious since God trolled Abraham!
ReplyDeleteI personally loved the Bret Hart bit but it got way overused in a short period of time.
ReplyDeleteI was always a fan of "Sting is wearing [Color] facepaint; could this mean an alliance with [Whatever]?" It was synonymous with the "Tune into Nitro to found out" bit but still made me laugh.
Weighing 248 pounds....TAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
ReplyDelete*Oompa-Loompa appears* IT'S TAZZ!
Prrof that juvenile things can still be funny, I found Scott's "IN BED!" running gag during the Steiner/HHH Rumble 2003 recap to be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI figured it was anything Jesse Baker says.
ReplyDeleteI love it when commentators have to lie about what is happening. For example, The Rock got a "mixed reaction" at WM18 against Hulk Hogan.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, somebody besides me remembers 1/0!
ReplyDeleteYESSSS
ReplyDeleteThe Bret Hart 4/10 one is great. On Wikipedia under Special Episodes of RAW, they have the rating for each episode. For Bret Hart appreciation night, the rating is 4/10. That cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteChris Cucchira posts.
ReplyDeleteNash hair jokes
ReplyDeleteRISE ABOVE (insert malady of the day here)
ReplyDeleteI personally am a fan of MANLY BLADEJOBS and MANLY CHAIRSHOTS and taking bumps LIKE A MAN!!!
ReplyDeleteTHEODORE!!!
ReplyDeleteI always love reading the "hot pokers up the ass" which later turned into "how much would shane mcmahon would pay to get scott to shut up"
ReplyDelete.........keithster?
ReplyDeleteThis. ALL THIS.
ReplyDeleteOh TAG.
ReplyDeleteMy non wrestling fan friend always turns to me and yells THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TAP OUT If we hear the word Benoit.
ReplyDeleteYeah... there's bad stuff in the big leagues today, but usually not enough to warrant the hot pokers. Getting paid off by HHH (with Shane gone) would work WAY better at present.
ReplyDeleteKevin Nash (does everyday act), tears quad.
ReplyDeleteNever mind that shit, here comes MONGO!
ReplyDeleteStevie Richards is Benoit was funny, till I met Stevie and found out he was a really nice guy who doesn't deserve to be mixed up in a meme involving him. Plus I liked him since ECW in 1995, so who will I claim won at WMXX now? Bob Holly? Maybe, based on the GAB99 chyron gaffe, Brian Knobs?
ReplyDeleteIf we can have 9/11 jokes by now...
ReplyDeleteThe jokes around Shawn Michaels being born again.
ReplyDeleteMake it a straight-up TAG TEAM MATCH!
ReplyDeleteHow about Jericho's streak of **** match claims in 2002?
ReplyDelete"This show is going down faster than Missy Hyatt at a sex addict convention"
ReplyDelete"Aces and 0.8's"
"Jericho/Nova invented..."
"Did you hear Demolition lost the tag team titles?"
"It's Steve DiSalvo!"
The S.M.U.R.F. rating, yeah!
ReplyDeleteI just a hogan tweet a couple days ago where he was seriously claiming "Andrea" weighed 700 lbs. So yeah the hogan one is not only over the top, its real!
ReplyDeleteAces and 0.8's was great
ReplyDeleteThat's the best example you can think of? Yes , the crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Hogan but Rock got cheers, especially toward the end.
ReplyDeleteYes that is the best example I can think of, because that was one of the biggest crowd reactions I have ever seen. I remember Rock getting booed every single time he had any offensive at all. Infact, Rock even referenced this in his heel turn the next year. Yes he got cheered at the end when he shook hands with hogan and took on the NWO, but during the match it was non stop boos while the commentators kept saying "mixed reaction". I found that hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow. I smell the fellow old-schooler all over those last two!!!
ReplyDeleteThis one is my favorite
ReplyDeleteWrestling needs a Chuck Norris. The locker seems to say it's Meng/Haku, but I think Steve Blackman is way funnier.
ReplyDeleteGod created the heavens and the Earth in 6 days. On the seventh day he rested because Steve Blackman gave him permission to do so.
The fastest man on the planet is the man who has just been kicked by Steve Blackman.
ReplyDeleteOr scissors.
ReplyDeleteJust let out an audible laugh reading that while alone in a panda express on my lunch break.
ReplyDelete"I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments" Always gets me.
ReplyDeleteThis next one never caught on, but someone writing in and suggesting that Booker T's finishing move be renamed the ask kick is so racist and hilarious.
Two great ones from this board.....the Heenan/Monsoon dialogues and Tamina Snuka being the Superfly's daughter (in case you hadn't heard)
ReplyDeleteFor me, on-screen at least, Sting getting turned on by his tag team partners left and right cracks me the fuck up. It's my favorite pro wrestling running gag and hopes it continues in TNA with Joe or Magnus soon.
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