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Whew, made it by deadline!

Enjoy the show and come out swinging but keep it clean!

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  1. The Voice, MNF, and Raw. Debating how to prioritize.

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  2. In what I'm sure will be tragic news for all 0.8 who might care, someone else will have to do the Ad Break Topics going forward, since I have a full schedule of TV shows to review now that the fall season has started.

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  3. Why doesn't TPrincess ever stick around for the fun in these threads?

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  4. I'll be with you in a moment. I'm just going to finish the last mission for the Epsilon Program.



    Kifflom!

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  5. "Gesundheit!"
    "WILL YOU STOP?!"

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  6. I think she does once in awhile, or at least posts from time to time.

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  7. Just when you think you can count on someone... tsk tsk. So, you won't be around for these threads at all?

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  8. Nice to see a short tribute to a wrestler who lived to be 99.

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  9. Not your strongest opening, but I'm glad you're here. :-)

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  10. I wish someone could perform inception on Vince McMahon and implant the idea that Wargames was his idea, so we could get The Match Beyond at the end of this angle.

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  11. I'll be around during ad breaks, ironically enough. But ad breaks for the shows I'm watching, not ad breaks for Raw.

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  12. Uh, stream seems to be blocked from the first row.

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  13. You know, I'm actually starting to have a bit of faith in the angle. DBry has gotten over on the heels a bit, as opposed to just being beat down every week.

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  14. Never heard of the guy myself. But hey Vince likes him and that's all that matters when it comes to a wrestlers legacy in the WWE these days.

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  15. I like to watch wrestling. On the net.

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  16. Try typing in smack. Then your. Then tv. Then a dot. Then a com.

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  17. I HATE how theyre playing up that scene from last week as a "win" for Bryant. He lost the motherfucking belt 3 hours before

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  18. not so subtle hint

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  19. Did they just call Stephanie the owner?

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  20. Dude was 99. I don't care if he swept Vince's floor. It's noteworthy. :-)

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  21. Evening, I've managed to peel myself away from GTA.

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  22. Nice to see the midcarders deal with the owner and COO

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  23. You know, when Bryan first debuted, I thought "Bryant" was the actual name they'd given him. It actually sounds like more of a last name than Bryan, although now (of course) I can't imagine him with any other name.

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  24. Stephs "fuck me boots" are awesome.

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  25. Chicago? Should be a good crowd.

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  26. I still pay for cable cuz I'm a sucker.


    And I was looking at the SIX MOTHERFUCKING BLU-RAYS I GOT LAST WEEK thinking I could binge on that instead of watching this... but then I'd miss all the fun of the live thread.

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  27. Thoght buying a single ticket for Smackdown in Milwaukee tomorrow....just don't have the time or the cash. Aside from that, wasn't a thing stopping me.

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  28. They're 'fuck you' boots.

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  29. Stephanie should have held that blazer in abeyance for tonight.

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  30. Justin Gabriel is a MAN?!?

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  31. Yeah, I like the live thread. Cable ain't available to me; I'm out in the sticks. And, satellite isn't an option because I don't have line of sight. I'd have to chop down some trees....nope.

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  32. Uh oh, RVD is out of it.

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  33. Hey now, Sledgehammer is a great album.


    I hear HHH loves it.

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  34. Wow, 5 minutes in and this thread is already full of overwhelming snarky, douchiness

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  35. I want to play games with Stephs butt hole

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  36. Be careful what you stick in there because she can probably break it off

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  37. Looks like R-Truth is going to try out for the Shield with that vest.

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  38. And the Hardy Boyz with those pants.

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  39. Hmm. Wouldn't it be something if they did a vote of no confidence on the COO? Nah, they'd never try that.

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  40. R-Truth's last title match was at WWE Capital Punishment.

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  41. Oh I read them and laugh a lot. But usually during most of the show I am doing family stuff so I don't post often.

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  42. Lol didn't realise Zack Ryder was there.

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  43. Only two Woo's from Stephanie.

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  44. Hahah. Steph: "whoo who"
    Love it

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  45. And Ron Simmons with his hairdo

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  46. "Maybe you, Zack Ryder! Maybe you should be the face of WWE!"


    Oh Steph, it's too early in the night for you to kill me with laughter like this.

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  47. "Zach Ryder you should be the face of the WWE!" -- Steph is trying to giving Vince a heart attack.

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  48. Who is she supposed to be? Pol Pot? This is a mass burial.

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  49. So the vacated title thing was all just to set up a 1 on 1 rematch at Battleground?


    Bah! Bah i say!


    Stripping titles that don't lead into a tournament = Boo!

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  50. Dean Ambrose "WTF is he talking about?"

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  51. :(, the first R in frustration is in abeyance

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  52. Are they just re-doing the Smackdown match that HHH was so mad at Vickie for?

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  53. He's currently being held in abeyance.

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  54. A handicap match?!?

    ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!!

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  55. Steph is really bringing it in her new role.

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  56. Yes; he was mad because Vicky beat him to the punch in doing it

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  57. SHENANEGANS!!


    (I just like saying that)

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  58. Did they boo the app? That's great.

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  59. Tell a chicago crowd to pick the match...don't have Punk in the vote....

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  60. Apropos of almost nothing, Sherri Shepherd is guest-starring on the show I'm currently reviewing, reminding me of her brief stint as a manager for MVP in his US Title Feud with Dolph Ziggler a few years back.


    Long story short, I miss MVP and think they missed the boat with him every bit as badly as they're missing the boat with Dolph now.

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  61. Dude. Stephanie is scaring me when she yells.

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  62. The app is a better heel than those two.

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  63. HHH and Stephanie have been killing it in their roles

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  64. I think I've figured out why Stephanie always seems to be extra enthusiastic about Rob Van Dam.


    She's his dealer!


    I get it now!

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  65. Vote on a match in Chicago and Punk isn't an option?!


    That really plugs my gloryhole.

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  66. HHH and Stephanie are awesome. You can tell they're having the time of their lives up there.

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  67. Triple H looks like he's loving this role... and even laughed a bit at the crowd boo'ing the app.

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  68. Her shameless shilling of the APP makes sense in her role.

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  69. It's almost like Punk is involved with a completely different angle!



    Oh wait, he is!

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  70. I disagree, I really wanted full on heel Triple H not this weird corporate schill version we are getting.

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  71. Yea, been loving Steph

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  72. You never go full-on heel!

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  73. It's almost like Punk is involved in a completely different angle!

    Oh wait, he is!

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  74. And here I thought Joanie....oh, never mind.

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  75. She is just like the typical corporate women

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  76. Someone should slap Lawler everytime he says "Paulrus".

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  77. ANY chance Vince comes back with Shane to combat HHH/Steph? Id mark out

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  78. Oh, no, I get that, just her pitch........"You're going to pick who's in the match" .........then a pause.....gave the crowd a chance to chant for Punk and disappoint them when she went with the loser's row on the stage

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  79. Ad Break Topic:
    Are you DVRing Hostages (CBS) or the Blacklist (NBC) whilst watching Raw tonight?

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  80. Which is bullshit. They need to fucking sent Heyman packing until the bitchass Lesner is ready to wrestle again because they are wasting Punk in that bullshit when he should be with Bryan

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  81. Someone should slap Lawler anytime he says anything.

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  82. These Triple H/Steph promos must lead to some really kinky sex.

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  83. Someone should slap Cole every time he uses a definitive article.

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  84. I'm not actually mad, I was just looking for an excuse to test out my new "gloryhole" line.


    Methinks it landed like a tree in an otherwise empty forest.

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  85. No. I don't own one. Will probably check out Blacklist on Hulu if it's available.

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  86. If they wanted to get HHH super heel heat, have him kick off Punk from the show because he hasn't been medically cleared from the Ryback attack.

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  87. I'm DVRing Blacklist... I might regret it, as in general I think NBC programming is terrible, but there's something about James Spader as a psycho that I like.

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  88. I would LOVE for Shane to come back! I said something last week and was told that in fact I was the only one who missed him.

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  89. I was fishing for a nasty comeback, but couldn't quite do it.

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  90. Neither. It's hard to get behind dramas, even critically acclaimed ones until you know they're going to stick. Too many good ones have been prematurely cancelled due to panicking networks. But I'm definitely looking forward to the new comedies that are out there--Michael J Fox, Andre Braugher, Robin Williams, and James Caan are some of my favorite actors.

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  91. I'm DVRing RAW because this storyline is putting me to sleep.

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  92. This again?

    Dude, Punk is feuding with Heyman and crew. He's going to be feuding with them for a while.

    Get over it.

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  93. Blacklist is one of the shows I'm reviewing tonight, and I'm actually fairly excited because a) I love James Spader, and b) Megan Boone is super easy on the eyes.


    But Hostages can suck a hot rock.

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  94. I would welcome Shane-O-Mac, but he is apparently doing just fine in the "real world."

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  95. He just resigned from his CEO role of his company. Make it happen

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  96. The Shield playing security is kinda downplayed by the goofy trophies around their waists.

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  97. as someone who was only listening to raw....what did they mean by that 11 on 3 match? I'm confused.

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  98. MVP finally clicked right when he was burning out. I remember that one random Raw where MVP came out and just cut Randy Orton down on the mic. It looked like he was going to be elevated, but nothing came of it.

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  99. Ugh on the Fox one, I don't feel like that concept has legs.


    I agree with the Andre Braugher deal, and I'm slowly getting behind Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar. I'm a Buffy mark.

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  100. They probably are too, still have nearly three hours to book it

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  101. You know Vince watches

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  102. Oh, the stars they are aligning!

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  103. Currently going through Buffy and Angel seasons again.

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  104. I thought they were going to show us how long it takes to install the app in real time.

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  105. 2 year olds play with smartphones and tablets these days. But thank god Michael Cole is here to explain it to us!

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  106. I have a feeling some shenanigans and tomfollery are going to whittle those numbers down a bunch.

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  107. WWE Universe: Too stupid to download an app without step by step instructions. They might as well add "Don't forget to ask your parents' permission"...

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  108. "And King you appear to have a differen.......King.....those pictures....."

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  109. The app isn't a 900 number.

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  110. Shane McMahon belongs nowhere on television. Only Linda should be on TV less.

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  111. No car, no scarf, nothing? This guy is the new Rick Martel. Well Martel at least had entrance gear.

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  112. They had the EXACT same match on Smackdown this friday. It was the Shield vs the same 11 guys but HHH came in and stopped it by the time entrant number 6 Rob Van Dam had the Shield on the ropes.

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  113. The NSA is on it.

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  114. Yeah, it's probably just full of lethal spyware instead.

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  115. Non-title? Kofi wins it.

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  116. Anyone remember the fantastic shirtless Vince/Torrie Wilson backstage segment?

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  117. No, your right. His company was doing well apparently, he just resigned for some reason. He got fat though

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  118. They are giving the gorilla position a whole new meaning right now.

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  119. Is there a better place to watch wrestling that when that wrestling is coming from Chicago?

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  120. Kofi can be goddamned entertaining in the ring.

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  121. Ha, I wonder if this "11 on 3" handicap will actually turn into a "1 on 3" handicap match with the other 10 participants being too injured to participate by the time the evening ends.

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  122. Can the World Heavyweight Title be elevated to main event or near main event status again?


    Should it?

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  123. Where is Kofi up there on the list of reasons to hate Orton?

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  124. Why did Kofi go balls to mouth for the 10 punch spot?

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  125. I meant that I wasn't aware that he resigned.

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  126. Chicago was an AWA stronghold, an NWA stronghold by the late 80s, a hotbed for indies, and a big WWE town as well. I don't think any other city can say that.

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  127. They need to do the unification match while it still has some meaning.

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  128. I think they should get rid of a few titles.

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  129. The second Brock Lesnar comes down and destroys whatever loser the champ is at that time.


    And yes.

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  130. Kofi has weird pecs.

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  131. Semi Random thought...anyone else remember "The One and Only" starring Henry Winkler? Cool movie.

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  132. Clown wig dude seems perplexed.

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  133. It absolutely should. Punk beating Del Rio for the World Title to lead to a unification would mean something.

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  134. Kofi, I'm begging ya... DO A PUSHUP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!

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  135. I love that pysche not going through the ropes move.

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  136. Ad Break topic:
    Is Modern Family overrated?

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  137. HE'S USING HYPNOSIS!

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  138. Never watched it

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  139. GODDAMNIT do I hate that show. It's okay; that's it. It's not a multi-emmy-award winning comedy.

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  140. It's hitting syndication so it's getting a ton of commercial time.

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  141. It's now the 'secondary' title that has somewhat meaningful feuds involving upper-mid carders and former main-eventers.

    In other words, it's what the IC and US titles used to be. I'd be fine if they kept the WHC as is and got rid of those other two belts.

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  142. Everyone is going to say yes. But I say, "No." I've thoroughly enjoyed each season.

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  143. The WHC & US Titles i presume? I don't agree, the titles are weak right now but that's nothing some good booking can't change.

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  144. Exactly. I need to watch that movie again as a Smark. Dude went through many classic gimmicks.

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  145. Saw one episode....it was fine. I'd watch it again if nothing else was on, but I'm not going to set my DVR to record it.

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  146. It's fantastic. Sophia Vergara is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen... having said that, I have no idea how she's also the highest paid woman on television.

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  147. If they can make them meaningful, that's fine. But, I think it's a bit silly for one company to have two world titles.

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  148. Are you SHITTING ME? She's not even the best actress on THAT SHOW.

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  149. I would gladly participate in a four way with Sofia, Julie Bowen, and Sarah Hyland

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  150. Modern Family is sort of like HHH.


    It's perfectly acceptable, even good. But people would hate it less if it didn't win awards/titles all the time.

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  151. With a roster this size and no major 'house show' circuit, there's no reason to have 4 singles titles.

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  152. Two midcard titles aren't bad because there's enough guys to chase both, but two World titles hasn't ever been a good idea.

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  153. To be fair, he's having a tough day. Grabbed the wrong clown wig. That one looks silly.

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  154. There ya' go. As someone who's in the industry, do you understand why it collects all those awards? 30 Rock is in my opinion head and shoulders above Modern Family.

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  155. Kofis pecs really bother me. Theyre so deformed

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  156. App downloads must have really been down over the last week.

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  157. Good show but all time great? (Which 4 straight Emmy wins indicate)


    Nope!

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  158. Two mid-card titles is pushing it. There's no meaningful distinction between them, and they aren't used to headline live B-shows the way the IC title used to be (since there is no 'B-shows')

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  159. Shit, I'd even sub Cam for one of those girls.

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  160. Any reason that Kofi went back to pants when he returned last month?

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  161. I was about to scold you something fierce for including the teenage daughter, then I googled and she's 22. So I heartily approve.

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  162. 30 Rock is the overrated one, in my opinion. I guess it's easy to see comedies in different ways.

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  163. Eh, it's just the sort of easy, ticks-every-box show. It's almost instinctual how awards bodies vote for it.


    Modern Family is to Emmy voters what "B" is to SAT test-takers.

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  164. Cole: "That move couldn't quite get Del Rio over..."


    I love shoot comments etc....

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  165. The worst attempt at freshening up his character possible.

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  166. Kofi is the Malibu Stacy of the WWE.

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  167. If Triple H really wants heat, he should have Del Rio hit Bryan with a car intentionally.

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  168. Here we go with the chants again. This is the new way of shitting on a match

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  169. I wish crowds would start chanting Simpsons lines if they're going to chant ridiculous, random shit.


    "Back in pog form! Clap-clap clap-clap-clap!"

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  170. Ole chants? Is that a Del Rio thing or are they hoping for a Sami Zayn appearance?

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  171. Is anyone playing the WWE drinking game? Chug everytime you hear "abeyance."

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  172. They're bored.

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