Smackdown
Date:
September 27, 2013
Location:
Bradley Center, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Commentators:
Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
The
WWE is almost on the verge of a civil war between the HHH regime and
a good chunk of the midcard. Daniel Bryan continues to be the one
big hope for the good guys but tonight is about Dolph Ziggler as he
challenges for Dean Ambrose's US Title. Other than that we may see
some new developments for Battleground which is now just over a week
away. Let's get to it.
Here's
HHH to open things up. He's been checking social media and doesn't
like seeing terms like favoritism or abuse of power. Sometimes WWE
Superstars would rather blame management for their own failures. HHH
and Stephanie are fine with that burden because they simply can't
make everyone happy so they do what's best for business. Then on Raw
HHH puts Shield in an 11-3 handicap match, ending with Daniel Bryan
pinning Seth Rollins for the final win. HHH continues to talk about
how awesome the match was but here's Miz to interrupt.
Miz
doesn't think there's much to this idea of being fair but HHH cuts
him off by reminding Miz of all the opportunities he's been given.
Miz is the classic example of what HHH was talking about: a superstar
who failed but blames someone else. HHH put him in the ring with
Randy Orton two weeks ago and here's a clip of the beatdown Orton
gave him in front of Miz's family.
What
HHH doesn't get is why the beatdown that Randy Orton gave Miz should
be on HHH's head. It's HHH's job to protect Miz, even from himself.
That's why Miz only allowed Miz to host MizTV on Raw and he even
threw Miz another opportunity by giving him Big Show as a guest. We
get a clip of Stephanie telling Big Show to knock him out, which Miz
says was ridiculous.
HHH
asks Miz what he called Stephanie, with Miz repeating the castrated
witch line, but he wishes he could replace the W with a B. Tempers
were running high all around on Monday and HHH is sure Stephanie
regrets what she said. However, let's talk about tonight. Miz must
be ready to go, so tonight it's Miz vs. Randy Orton. Maybe HHH
should even get in the jet and bring Miz's parents here to watch
another beatdown.
R-Truth
vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title
of course. Del Rio is very excited over what he did to RVD on Raw
and he easily weathers an early Truth attack, only to miss a charge
into the post. Truth's suplex into a Stunner gets two but the ax
kick misses, allowing Del Rio to hit the low superkick for the pin at
1:33.
Post
match Del Rio goes after Truth even more until RVD makes the save and
holds up the title.
In
the back Vickie and HHH make the match with Del Rio vs. RVD a
hardcore match. HHH's name for the match: the Battleground Hardcore
Rules match. Somehow, that might be more creative than the writing
staff.
The
Prime Time Players teach some stagehands the Millions of Dollars
dance.
Prime
Time Players vs. Real Americans
Swagger
and Titus get things going with O'Neil kicking both Americans down
like they're not even there. Swagger comes back by taking out the
leg before the Americans start some rapid tags. Jack drives Titus
into the corner for some shoulders to the ribs before it's back to
Cesaro to stomp him down. Here's the giant swing on O'Neil for a
ridiculous 27 seconds. It's one thing on a small guy like Santino
but to do 22 revolutions on a guy 6'4 and over 260lbs is INSANE.
Again, why in the world is Cesaro in this tag team and not fighting
for world titles?
Cesaro
is too dizzy to stop a tag though and Young starts cleaning house.
Cesaro comes right back with a spinning Rock Bottom for two as
everything breaks down. Darren gets a rollup for two on Antonio but
Swagger gets in a blind tag. Young hits the Gut Check on Cesaro but
Swagger comes back in with the Patriot Lock for the submission from
Young at 3:45.
Rating:
C. Any match with nearly 30
seconds of Titus O'Neil being swung around in a circle makes me it at
least passable. The Players are a fine midcard team and Cesaro is
awesome but Swagger is just there. He's such damaged goods at this
point that he's dragging down anyone he works with. Heaven forbid we
change anything about him though right? That would just be lunacy.
Bray
Wyatt vs. Zack Ryder
Harper
and Rowan throw Ryder into the ring but don't do anything to him
other than that. Zack fires off some right hands so Bray just runs
him over and drives in shots to Ryder's back. We actually get a
chinlock from Wyatt but Ryder fights up and hits his usual stuff.
The Rough Ryder is countered with Ryder being LAUNCHED into the air,
followed by Sister Abigail's Kiss getting the pin at 2:21.
US
Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
Kofi
and RVD flank Ziggler for protection. Just get to the DQ and six man
tag already. Dean takes over with a headbutt and rakes Ziggy's eyes
over the top rope. An elbow drop gets a quick one for the champion
but Dolph comes back with punches in the corner and a dropkick. A
Cactus Clothesline puts both guys on the floor, triggering a brawl
for the DQ at 2:01.
HHH
makes the six man.
Shield
vs. Dolph Ziggler/Kofi Kingston/Rob Van Dam
The
bell rings and we take a break literally a second later. Back with
Van Dam firing off kicks to Rollins before driving shoulders in the
corner. Rolling Thunder gets two but Rollins gets in a shot to Rob's
bad arm to take over. Off to Dean to crank on the arm but Rob comes
back with a spin kick to the face to bring in Ziggler. Dolph snaps
off a dropkick and drops five elbows instead of ten. Ambrose pops up
and counters the jumping DDT into a snap spinebuster to give Shield
control again.
Off
to Reigns for a hard clothesline for two before bringing Dean back in
to work on the ribs. Reigns comes back in and slams Dolph face first
into the mat in a move so simple that it's awesome. Something like a
gutwrench slam has Ziggler in even more trouble but he comes back
with a dropkick to put both guys down. Rollins breaks up another hot
tag attempt but gets backdropped down, allowing for the real hot tag
to Kofi.
Kingston
speeds things up and hits the Boom Drop on Ambrose followed by the
spinning cross body for two. Ziggler hits the Fameasser on Rollins
but gets speared down by Reigns. Rob kicks Reigns down and
clotheslines him to the floor for a moonsault from the apron. Kofi
hits a springboard clothesline on Ambrose and Trouble in Paradise to
Reigns, only to have Rollins hit the running knee to the head to give
Dean the pin at 8:13 shown of 11:43.
Rating:
B-. Good match for the most
part with a very hot finish. Shield certainly still has it for the
six man stuff as they went nuts out there with the fast spots for the
ending. It's always more fun when you don't know who is going to win
a match and Shield is great at those false finishes with the last
second saves.
Big
Show says he can't sleep at night and is a pariah in his own locker
room. He starts crying again when HHH comes in and says maybe Show
should just walk away. They really need to read up on what IRON CLAD
means. HHH offers to help him find a job as a doorman or baggage
handler since Big Show's size makes him “special.” Big Show
holds his fist up at HHH but doesn't do anything past that.
Cameron
vs. AJ Lee
Non-title.
Tamina comes out with AJ due to every other Diva being against her
(according to AJ in an inset promo). AJ takes Cameron into the
corner before hooking a cravate about 30 seconds into the match.
Cameron comes back with a quick rollup and a flying leg attack which
was supposed to be a cross body for two. AJ sends her to the floor
and shouts that Cameron is useless. Tamina takes out an interfering
Naomi and the Shining Wizard knocks out Cameron for the pin at 2:41.
Still no idea who I'm supposed to cheer for here but Cameron is
worthless.
Here's
Heyman to show us a clip of him pinning Punk at the PPV. The fans
have disappointed him because they're surprised he pinned Punk.
Heyman trade secret: Punk will lose every time the fans' blood lust
drives him to come after Paul. We look at the Heyman guys destroying
Punk on Monday. Heyman thanks everyone for their help on Monday and
that includes the fans for driving Punk to do it. Punk is crazy
enough to want a match with Ryback at Battleground which will end up
with Punk on his back and looking up at the best in the world.
Santino
Marella vs. Heath Slater
Santino
has Hornswoggle and Great Khali with him. Slater drops Santino with
a single right hand to start and we hit the chinlock thirty seconds
into the match. Santino comes back with his punches and hiptoss,
only to have Slater knee him in the ribs to stop the comeback. As
much of a comeback as you can have in the first minute of a match
that is.
Slater
gets crotched on the top and Santino loads up the Cobra....but Mahal
plays a flute to hypnotize the sock. Khali plays a flute of his own
to counter but McIntyre takes him down. The Cobra is about to attack
Santino when Horny makes the save. Khali plays some more flute,
allowing Santino to hit Slater with the Cobra for the pin at 2:58.
I've watched wrestling for over 25 years and I can honestly say I've
never seen anything like this.
Los
Matadores arrive on Raw.
We
recap the Rhodes Family troubles. Cody and Goldust (and presumably
Dusty) accept an invitation to Raw on Monday.
The
Miz vs. Randy Orton
Miz
charges at Orton to start and fires off left hands in the corner. A
clothesline sends Orton to the floor and he goes into the post for
good measure. Back in and Miz pounds away even more before kicking
Orton in the face. The running corner clothesline only hits buckle
though and Orton has a breather. Miz might have injured his shoulder
and has to be looked at but says he can keep going. Orton
immediately grabs the Elevated DDT and won't let the doctor check on
Miz again, drawing a DQ at 3:05. I'm not going to bother rating it
due to a good chunk being spent on the medical check but this was
more of an angle than a match.
Cue
HHH to say that Orton isn't getting out of it that easily so we're
restarting this as a No DQ match. Orton throws Miz over the announce
table and then into the steps as he's in psycho mode. Miz gets in a
chair shot to the ribs but Orton gets in a shot of his own to take
over again. Another Elevated DDT on the floor knocks Miz out cold
but it's the RKO for the pin at about 6:20 total.
Rating:
C. Again this was more of an
angle than a match. They're doing a much better job at getting Orton
over as a heel here though and that's the important thing. Orton
being all smug and holding the title isn't going to get people to
hate him but being a psycho that destroys people when they can't
defend themselves certainly will. Miz is a good choice for a
sacrificial lamb.
Overall
Rating: C. This was a story
building show and there's nothing wrong with that. The show flew by
and never dragged, but there's nothing on here you need to see. The
good for business thing was a bit better tonight with HHH screwing
over faces instead of heels like he did on Monday. Not a bad show
but it was a supplement to Raw which is a bad choice for Smackdown.
Results
Alberto
Del Rio b. R-Truth – Superkick
Real
American b. Prime Time Players – Patriot Lock to Young
Bray
Wyatt b. Zack Ryder – Sister Abigail's Kiss
Dolph
Ziggler b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Shield interfered
Shield
b. Rob Van Dam/Dolph Ziggler/Kofi Kingston – Ambrose pinned
Kingston after a running knee to the head
AJ
Lee b. Cameron – Shining Wizard
Santino
Marella b. Heath Slater – Cobra
Randy
Orton b. Miz – RKO
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That dueling flute business was definitely something else.
ReplyDeleteIf it was in Chikara people would be blowing their loads about it.
ReplyDeleteAgain, why in the world is Cesaro in this tag team and not fighting for world titles?
ReplyDeleteBecause there's more to being a champion than swinging your opponent around?
No, the answer is cause HHH wants to rebuild the tag division. As to why they can't have Cesaro team with someone, I don't know, GOOD, is beyond me. Cesaro's great. He can do more than swing his opponent around, although that was pretty sweet to see
ReplyDeleteHe's still a little lacking in the personality department, but I maintain he'd be a great freak of the week against your top faces.
ReplyDeletePunk vs. Cesaro, Bryan vs. Cesaro, Cena vs. Cesaro, hell, even Sheamus vs. Cesaro.
Those are four awesome matches.
Bryan vs Cesaro and Sheamus vs Cesaro are already proven awesomeness. I'm kinda shocked that they haven't run Cena or Punk against him yet though
ReplyDeleteLast time I saw AJ and Tamina together, Tamina was beating the crap out of AJ on Vickie's orders.
ReplyDeleteI assume that I just missed some plot developments, and that they have filled in the gaps in a seamless manner.
Alberto Del Rio has been world champion for a good chunk of this year. I'm not sure what else he can do besides speak with an accent and hit loud superkicks.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's because Chikara is a completely different atmosphere than the WWE.
ReplyDeleteCase in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq--Be8M7cQ
Yeah, this would NEVER happen in The E.
Closest thing we'll get to having a wrestler use HYPNOSIS in the WWE.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQFkSFDpn8
Vince had a hard on for ADR, plus there have been rumors that ADR was promised a lengthy title reign in his contract and that the WWE wants to keep him happy so he can headline in Mexico when they do their annual stop there as part of their tour....
ReplyDeleteThank god that Brad Maddox vs. Vickie "Tuxedo vs. Bra and Panties" match wasn't true.
ReplyDeleteCesaro needs a manager like Heyman. His personality doesn't show through.
ReplyDeleteUh...Santino matches have EXACTLY the same atmosphere as Chikara matches.
ReplyDeleteIt's just that because they're indy it's cool and he's lame.
P.S. Santino is actually lame. Just like Chikara.
Jesse...all that shit happened in 2011.
ReplyDeleteThey're wrestlers, water under the bridge.
ReplyDeleteHe has the best German Suplex in WWE, and the best enzuigiri, oh, he also never breaks character in matches or promos (coughBryancough) is super crisp in everything he does (coughPunkcough) and isn't afraid to bump like a man (coughOrtoncough).
ReplyDeleteHe's better than Cesaro at this moment. Could Cesaro surpass him? Sure, but ADR displays way more character IN THE RING than Cesaro does.
If wrestling doesn't work out for Cesaro, he should start training for the Olympic Hammer Throw team.
ReplyDeleteYes, Santino's matches do have much of the same atmosphere as a Chikara event. However...
ReplyDeleteBecause the general atmosphere and style of the WWE is alot more serious than Chikara is, the matches come across as being very goofy, especially when talented people are taking losses from Santino's comedic offense.
Chikara, on the other hand... the entire promotion is built off of a comic book like goofy tone and atmosphere. So, Santino's matches and style wouldn't come across the same way in that atmosphere as they would in WWE's. In WWE, Santino is very much comedic relief. In Chikara, because most of the roster is comedic in some way, shape, or form, the act would be treated in a different manner.
PS - Different strokes for different people. I don't get the Chikara hate from people. Chikara as a brand doesn't hurt anyone. It has it's niche and it fills it well, and people have a genuine passion and love for the product, even now when it's 'dead'. Comedy will always have it's place in wrestling, it's never going to be completely super-serious like some people would desire.
Why is Brock Lesnar a lazy fuck?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, Brad is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I think WWE has enough stratification in it that Punk vs. Heyman can exist in the same company as Bryan vs. HHH, AJ vs. the Divas Division, Fandangoo vs. Self Respect and Santino vs 3MB without it breaking my suspension of disbelief.
ReplyDeleteI don't like Santino, and I don't think he's funny, but if he keeps to wrestling R-Truth and Fandangoo instead of Cesaro we're All Correct. Let the freaks have their cages and keep 'em separate.
P.S. I don't want Chikara too die. In fact, I want it to suck up all the losers and no-talents in one place so I don't have to watch them corrupt good wrestling companies. I just hate that meta, 4th wall breaking wrestling for non-wrestling fans bullshit.
MEME
ReplyDelete"HE'S USING HYPNOSIS!!!"
ReplyDeleteGotta save something for Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteIf they turned Cesaro face and got him involved in the main-event feud in time for the payoff ... can you imagine the crowd reaction if Cesaro were to get Stephanie in the giant swing?
ReplyDeleteI co-sign all of this as a big Del Rio fan. I think he's one of the best all-around performers on the roster.
ReplyDeleteBecause after Cena is done with him, he would lose all credibility and never will be believed as a major player again
ReplyDeleteADR has had some really god matches. I just think his character is terrible.
ReplyDeleteAnswer him God damnit!
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, he gets absolutely zero heat. As a heel or face.
ReplyDeleteI love Cesaro, and his promo skills aren't great but they've been able to work around that plenty of times. His main problem is he sells like a Mike Tyson's punch out character, all wide eyed and cartoony.
ReplyDeleteI just hate that meta, 4th wall breaking wrestling for non-wrestling fans bullshit
ReplyDeleteSee, one part of that still confuses me, "for non-wrestling fans". People at Chikara shows are the BIGGEST wrestling nerds. Most of Chikara's WM weekend crowd went to ROH and Wrestlemania that same weekend! Not your cup of tea, cool. you don't like fourth wall breaking, solid. But how do you get to it being for people who don't like wrestling
They should have given some type of explanation about AJ and Tamina working together. Even something simple like Tamina saying, "I don't trust Naomi and I feel she's not worthy of marrying my cousin, Jimmy Uso."
ReplyDeleteCharacter?
ReplyDeleteDel Rio?
Sorry, I'm usually too busy sleeping through his segments to notice.
He is overpushed. I think he is a decent performer and wrestler but the fans haven't cared about him for awhile now and he has not had memorable feuds. Time to put someone else in that position
ReplyDeleteHis gimmick is "guy who has World Title".
ReplyDeleteWhen he doesn't have the World Title, his gimmick is "guy who fights for World Title".
So, like a wrestler then?
ReplyDeleteVince has a hard on for appealing to their large hispanic demographic.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteThat.
Spot.
Maybe that's not what a lot of the fans think of it, but I've always gotten the vibe that Quack is ashamed to be a wrestler so he makes a product that inspires laughter so he doesn't get laughed at.
ReplyDeleteIt just rubs me the wrong way. This non-committal "I like it ironically" type hipster BS.
A) That isn't true.
ReplyDeleteB) It doesn't matter.
Head-kicking ADR who beat Ziggler was a fantastic character. But then they threw him into a feud with RVD and it just disappeared.
ReplyDeleteI'll make sure to send you a copy of Transformers. Hopefully the big flashing pictures will keep you entertained enough so you won't drown in your own spittle.
ReplyDeleteTransformers isn't my thing. Liked the movie, but like ADR, if I've seen it once, I have no desire to see it again.
ReplyDeleteIf Del Rio disappeared tomorrow, NO ONE would miss him.
I'm saying that you're too ignorant to appreciate him.
ReplyDeleteHe is a brilliant wrestler and one of the best pure in-ring (and I'm not just talking about workrate) guys WWE has.
Seriously, watch his matches. Catch the little stuff he does. The facial expressions and how they change when he's in control or taking offense. Kicking a guy out of the ring after he wins a match.
Ironically, I do get all that.
ReplyDeleteI LOVED his match with Ziggler where he won back the title, and I loved the delusional face he tried to play after he won the title, he should have stuck with that.
He also needs Ricardo. Badly.
I'm in agreement there. But just because ADR is being misused doesn't mean he's untalented.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, splitting him and Ricardo up wasn't a good idea. They should've made them a tag-team.
Yeah, seems like a marketing slam-dunk, like Rey Mysterio.
ReplyDeleteIs there a more impressive turn-around than the Dudleys entering WWF? Before that, I thought they were barely a step above New Jack or Public Enemy. Within 8 months they were tearing the house down with E/C and Hardys
ReplyDelete