Tonight, Hulk Hogan will address AJ Styles and Dixie Carter about what happened last week.
Matches for tonight include:
Chris Sabin vs. Manik for the X Division Title
Magnus & Samoa Joe & Sting vs. Knux & Garrett Bischoff & Wes Brisco
Eric Young & Joseph Park & ODB vs. Robbie E. & Jesse Godderz & ???
Matches for tonight include:
Chris Sabin vs. Manik for the X Division Title
Magnus & Samoa Joe & Sting vs. Knux & Garrett Bischoff & Wes Brisco
Eric Young & Joseph Park & ODB vs. Robbie E. & Jesse Godderz & ???
The opening: Magnus slumping, Bully and Brooke, and As The Styles Turns.
ReplyDeleteShit...
At least it started with Brooke.
ReplyDeleteSo who's on the chopping block now?
ReplyDeleteIt is the end of the first quarter and the St. Louis Rams are beating the San Francisco 49ers 3 - 0 in what has been a great start to the game.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there was basically no mystery to the ???... if it wasn't Gail, who in the hell would it be?
ReplyDeleteAlso, thank god for Young and Park.
Too bad Gail burned her bridges with the WWE because she is awesome. Probably the best women's wrestler in North America
ReplyDeleteNew York Yankee 2nd baseman Robinson Cano is seeking a 10 year contract valued at approximately $305 million dollars.
ReplyDeleteNo. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteNope. I don't see any more of those megadeals being offered. Unless in desperation.
ReplyDeleteOkay, give me your Top 3-5.
ReplyDeleteSteve Austin likes Alpha Brain because it's like WD40 for his brain and T+ makes his flag pole be at full salute everytime he sees a pair of tits.....The Steve Austin Show
ReplyDeleteTotally agree...Besides that Robinson Cano is the last guy i'd expect to that kind of cash...He's a great player but, 305 million...No Way!
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY way I'd consider joining Twitter to follow Dixie: Nudes of her. With Gail, also nude.
ReplyDeleteWho do you think is number one then?
ReplyDeleteA new island emerged off the coast of Pakistan after a deadly magnitude 7.7 earthquake on Sept. 25, 2013.
ReplyDeleteThe Yanks are screwed. They have a lot of guys coming off the books and a huge payroll, not to mention A-Rod being paid while suspended. They are much better off letting Cano walk at this point.
ReplyDeleteThey can use it as the new Impact Zone
ReplyDeleteWay to miss the clothesline, Joey.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine the Yankees giving anyone a 10 year deal for awhile but its possible some other team might bite. Isnt cano 30?
ReplyDeleteThe one with fandango is probably the hottest so basically that could make her #1
ReplyDeleteMake it a threesome with Tessmacher and you have a deal.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what anyone says, that match was fun. There's a time and place for dumb humor in wrestling. That was it.
ReplyDeleteWrestler, not "Female involved in wrestling we'd like to see nude."
ReplyDeleteYes it was. It's not like the Knockouts really have a division anymore, sadly.
ReplyDeleteCan someone let me know when the Garrett bischoff vs wes brisco match starts? I want to make sure I don't miss it.
ReplyDelete1. Mickie James
ReplyDelete2. Gail Kim
3. Sarah del Ray
4. AJ
5. Emma
Hopefully in some indy that doesn't even have a DVD deal.
ReplyDeleteYeah then I dunno...
ReplyDeleteThey have what, three women left now?
ReplyDeleteKenny King is ripping off Kevin Hart's material, I see.
ReplyDeleteWell, guess he still wont be making me laugh then
ReplyDeleteODB, Gail, Tessmacher . . . So Cal Val? Dixie?
ReplyDeleteKing is trying. This crowd isn't buying.
ReplyDeleteDude is aj legit the 4th best? I ask because I watched that match Monday (I usually fwwd so I really don't know) and she took the lamest bump on an x factor thing
ReplyDeleteWoW! Continuity!
ReplyDeleteODB, Gail, Tess is sidelined with Aces it seems, Val's gone, Dixie? HAH!
ReplyDeleteSo Cal Val is fired and might be serving time for a DUI. I guess I forgot about Velvet.
ReplyDeleteKing is still here? Go figure.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. I remember the Eugene vs. Simon Dean match from the Eddie Tribute Raw being exactly what I needed at that moment to forget for a few minutes just how bummed I was. And it was a really good little comedy match, to boot, that got laughs from the audience IIRC.
ReplyDeleteOh yea Velvet, and I think I meant Christy Hemme then
ReplyDeleteThe knockouts division as had some pretty cool and memorable stuff. IMO one of the best things about TNA historically and I don't mean that as back handed compliment
ReplyDeleteOh and Leia Tapp'd is under contract too I believe.
ReplyDeleteAJ isnt great but miles ahead of any other diva. Natalya is awful, if you ask me. Constantly blows spots and has she ever had a decent match in the WWE? I dont get why people think she is being wasted. Kaitlyn is more competent in the ring than her.
ReplyDeleteLET'S GET THE MATCH STARTED!!!
ReplyDelete*Goes to a commercial*
So he wears his wrestling trunks as underwear . . . interesting . . .
ReplyDeleteMy "Director's Cut" of Gravity:
ReplyDeleteBullock and Clooney skydive. No parachutes.
They're desperately scrambling to make sense of their storylines after all of these firings. That face turn was really random.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be real good, I think 2 years of farting and being Khali's hussie kind of made her rusty.
ReplyDeleteAnd Kaitlyn has continually improved since she started, which is really all I look for from a wrestler.
..this was the best part of that match:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/96HoFtT.gif
Aries turned weeks ago, after breaking up with Roode thanks to Bad Influence.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember that for some reason. I guess I couldn't tell because Aries is just such a natural dick.
ReplyDeleteSara Del Ray
ReplyDeleteCheerleader Melissa
Gail Kim
So I mean are there women wrestlers here in north america putting on 3.5 star plus matches? Like the wwe divas can't be the best of the new crop can they??? Because the few matches I catch (on wwe) occasionally are between dud and maybe 1 star. There must be ones out there that are better right?
ReplyDeleteI've seen Gail Kim pull 3.25 star matches with Taryn Terrerll. She is really, really good.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there are, Cheerleader Melissa is a name that I see a lot although I only saw her brief TNA work.
ReplyDeleteGail and Taryn Terrell put on a 3-4 star match recently in TNA, but Terrell left to have a child.
King be bloody.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm partial to those types of characters. Growing up I was a big Norman the Lunatic fan.
ReplyDeleteDel Ray is just a trainer for developmental now though.
ReplyDelete49ers 7 - Rams 3 2nd Quarter
ReplyDeleteNot too often you see a black wrestler not named New Jack or Abdullah get busted open.
ReplyDeleteThey are probably too afraid of her skills getting over to even let her wrestle on NXT on occassion.
ReplyDeleteShe, as a trainer, is LIGHT YEARS ahead of any of those chick mentioned
ReplyDeleteThe old ECW commish? BTW I'm not really a consieur of women's wrestling but Tara is probably my fave. Fine worker, good characters over the years.
ReplyDeleteWow. King is REAALY busted open.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally okay with this being the only kind of 'crimson' we see on Impact again.
ReplyDeleteFuck these shitty thursday night nfl games. At least niners look like they'll cover
ReplyDeleteKing is bleeding buckets
ReplyDeleteYep yep http://youtu.be/yvI2fkHw8Os give it a watch, was really good.
ReplyDeleteAgree on Tara.
ReplyDeleteAnd yep, Gail and Terrell had possibly the match of the show... a PPV at that.
So that was a glorified squash. Did King get any offense in that?
ReplyDeleteThe game is brutal, I benched Kaepernick for Vick in my fantasy game.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't do too badly.
ReplyDeleteKaps been brutal the last 2 games
ReplyDeleteAnd actually that was the wrong match, was good, but this was the PPV awesome one: http://dai.ly/x10jllh
ReplyDeleteI'm not arguing that but if she is not an active wrestler anymore, then she doesnt really count.
ReplyDeleteTapa moves around the ring like Giant Gonzales.
ReplyDeleteChances she gets a KO title reign before the end of the year?
ReplyDeleteI'd put it at 50/50.
Delusional Sabin might actually work. First time he's ever had a personality.
ReplyDeleteWell at least since he had Alex Shelley to impart personality onto him via proxy.
ReplyDeleteThere's a guy they need to rehire now that they've freed up some money.
ReplyDeleteWait, MORE continuity? Really? Well, something's going right at least.
ReplyDeleteYea, but from everything I read he is very happy wrestling in Japan.
ReplyDeleteBetter fit for E.G.O.: Sabin or Magnus?
ReplyDeleteNow? Sabin's new character would fit perfectly, but EGO doesn't need more members, it's fine as a trio
ReplyDeleteI could see her in to be ODB's "Opponent of the Month", kinda like Hogan's "lesser" opponents.
ReplyDeleteThey should have reformed Fourtune with those 4 and have them run roughshod over the over company Horsemen style.
ReplyDeleteThere is no reason to turn Aries back face after that bullshit (by bullshit meaning the way it played out) title reign.
Remember when Kenny King jumping to TNA seemed like a good career move?
ReplyDeleteYOU could probably get a KO title match by the end of the year at the pace they're getting rid of people.
ReplyDeleteThere was no reason to turn him heel in the first place. Other than to shoehorn Hardy into the BfG title match, which didn't really help all that much anyway.
ReplyDeleteIf it's against Gail, sign me up.
ReplyDeleteIn hindsight, "Dixie Carter's daddy bought her a wrasslin' company" is a funny line.
ReplyDeleteDixie wouldn't be bad at this if she could change her facial expressions.
ReplyDeleteBest case is a second-rate Steph. Do we really need ANOTHER one of those around?
ReplyDeleteI don't know enough about NA women's wrestling to say who is number one, but Serena Deeb and half the roster of Shimmer are better than Gail.
ReplyDeleteWhile watching these video packages, it's pretty apparent that Dixie has been studying Stephanie for her 'shrill shrew' delivery.
ReplyDeleteChristopher Daniels is doing running commentary on his twitter . . .
ReplyDeleteHe was pushed for about three weeks then got tossed away like garbage.
ReplyDeleteYea cause you've never done that before Hogan . . .
ReplyDeleteI'm loving it...
ReplyDeleteLike I said. They need to:
ReplyDelete1.) Get another show and split the roster.
2.) Take the unused talent and maximize the talent (like tag teams)
3.) Get rid of a third of the roster.
You can't do both 1 and 3. Also, Tenay with the BURN after Tazz botches his line.
ReplyDeleteThe year and a half long storyline of Aces & Eights really hurt the promotion. All that is left is Bully and three guys that no one gives a fuck about.
ReplyDeleteYou had one three word phrase, Tazz...One THREE letter phase. And you fucked it up.
ReplyDeleteIT'S TAZZ!
ReplyDeleteMan, Angle has become the DMX of professional wrestling. I hope dude pulls it together.
ReplyDeleteI FINALLY GOTTA GOLD CHOCOBO!!!!
ReplyDeleteTook like 3 days (5 hours game time)
Here I come Knights of the Round
I didn't mean do all three. One of the three would help tremendously.
ReplyDeleteof note - DMX's last album was actually tremendous.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to 1996.
ReplyDeleteAs long as this does not mean he runs naked through the hallways I'm all for it.
ReplyDeleteThe one from last summer? Eh, it was OK. A few great songs but a lot of mediocre ones too.
ReplyDelete97.
ReplyDeleteDick.
:D
In that case, agreed.
ReplyDeleteI really liked it, the track he did on MGK's album was out of control.
ReplyDeletePlease stop playing that AT&T "Joke" commercial.
ReplyDelete49ers 14, Rams 3 Halftime
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm working on FF Tactics... in between loving Saints Row 4, trying to love GTA 5, and liking FF14.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the rare Fair Catch Kick attempt?
ReplyDeleteI've said this for GOD knows how long. Split the roster, gibe them their own show (Xplosion) make the TV title the focal point of that show.
ReplyDeleteJames Storm would be a great pick for a champion. He could rebuild the fucked up things they've done to his career.
Ethan... Ethan... WHO THE FUCK IS ETHAN?
ReplyDeleteTNA has improved their music.
ReplyDeleteETHAN! Yup, that's gonna save the company.
ReplyDeleteI've been playing Suikoden II myself, never played through it before and just finished 1. That and GTA V, FF 14 and MLB The Show 13
ReplyDeleteI told a co-worker that he has never seen anyone beat Emerald Weapon without Underwater Materia.
ReplyDeleteI told him, I have done it damn near ever time. So that's the reason for playing FF7
FFT always stays in rotation. Im gonna play that next.
MONKS
LANCERS
SUMMONERS
Un. Stoppable.
Suplee?
ReplyDeleteBest part of the Sabin heel turn: it keeps Velvet out of the ring.
ReplyDeleteHow are you playing II? I don't feel like overpaying for it on EBay, but might end up doing so some day. It's the only one I'm missing now.
ReplyDeleteNinja Monks: EVIL!
ReplyDeleteManik: KILL IT. NOW.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if after they debut Ethan, they'll finally debut Bill and Steve and Jim?
ReplyDeleteEmulating it on my OUYA
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was pretty nice.
ReplyDeleteClearly Manik has never watched a Bret Hart match. Or any wrestling match, for that matter.
ReplyDeleteThis match...isn't very good.
ReplyDeleteEven Hebner's botching spots.
ReplyDeleteIf they were gonna give Manik another name, they should have changed his outfit.
ReplyDeleteKinam?
ReplyDeleteWe've had Suicide, and Manik... what's next, Depression?
ReplyDeleteHe's still dressed like Suicide.
ReplyDeleteThey could have done the 5 stages.
ReplyDeleteEh, the costume already had an M on it though.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I'm still slogging through FF 13-2.
ReplyDeleteYeah that MUCH better.
ReplyDeleteFunny that he revealed his identity and he put the mask back on.
Sabin wanted a cuddle... let him have it Earl.
ReplyDeleteNow playing the part on Sherri Martel: Velvet Sky.
ReplyDeleteOkay, heel Sabin sucks. The guy has a fun personality but his ringwork has gone to shit.
ReplyDeleteWell sticking two guys who NEED others to carry them to good matches in a match together is never a good thing.
ReplyDeleteGarret Bishoff is the worst.
ReplyDeleteWas Velvet wearing one of Dixie's old dresses? Are times that tight for TNA?
ReplyDeleteNo, I mean he was terrible at doing simple heel shit.
ReplyDeleteOut of what's left of the TNA roster, who would you keep/push if you "had the keys"?
ReplyDeleteWell he hasn't been heel in what 8 years or so?
ReplyDeleteI hope Walt kills Todd and his uncles on the Breaking Bad series finale.....I can't wait until Sunday.
ReplyDeletePush Magnus as hard as you can. It's not like you're going to lose more money.
ReplyDeleteJoe. They had the right idea when they put the TV Title on him. Put it back on him and let him run roughshod through the midcard.
ReplyDeleteSam Bradford has gotten paid a king's ransom to be a very mediocre QB.
ReplyDeleteSuicide, finally a character that expresses how TNA fans feel watching Impact.... Thank God for NFL Network...Still 49ers 14, Rams 3 3rd Quarter Rams fans are pissed their offense sucks.
ReplyDeleteI would clean out the dead wood and bring in fresh talent.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the evil villain laugh.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't those two holding the tag titles?
ReplyDeleteAssuming we come off of BfG with Styles as champ, signed:
ReplyDeleteChamp: Styles, face
ME Faces: Aries, (re)build Storm/Joe/Magnus
ME Heels: Bully (w/Brooke, no more Aces), Roode, damn, gotta build a couple at least.
Teams: Bad Influence beat GunStorm for titles, Joe/Magnus, Sting/Angle,
I'm gonna edit this, feel like I'm missing people I shouldn't be.
Pecking Order:
ReplyDelete1. AJ Styles
2. Bobby Roode
3. Samoa Joe
4. Christopher Daniels
5. Austin Aries
6. Magnus
7. Bully Ray (but back to being a singles guy)
8. James Storm
9. Kazarian
10. Joseph Park
11. Zema Ion (He deserves a chance to comeback) with the shit he's gone through in the last year
Also keep: Gail Kim, ODB, Eric Young, Sabin, Jessie Godderz, Brooke Tessmacher, Lei'D Tapa(deserves a chance)
If they take a paycut: Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Sting
Gone: Chavo, Garrett, Gunner, Hernandez, Bradley, King, King Mo, Knux, Manik, Rampage, Rob Terry, Robbie E, Rockstar Spud, Sam Shaw, Tito, Wes, Velvet, Hogan, E. Bischoff
Give the book to Borash (but I know he's too busy) maybe see if Tazz can book and get him off announcing, if he can't cut him too.
Because they figured Storm could help turn Gunner into a star, but Storm's bum ankle has been holding them back for months now.
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't have a tag division? (not that there is much of one now.)
ReplyDeleteYou have EGO, You can piece together other tag teams out of it, of course you'd be bringing in new talent at cheaper rates as well, a bunch of tag teams is the best way to introduce new talent.
ReplyDeleteManiacal Laugh . . . Maniacal Laugh . . .
ReplyDeleteBye Wes? If so, WOOHOO!
ReplyDeleteBye you bootleg Brutus Beefcake.
ReplyDeleteColin Kaepernick throws a touchdown pass to Vernon Davis to increase the 49ers lead to 21 49ers, 3 Rams 3rd Quarter
ReplyDeleteLeaving the colors on gets ANOTHER Piledriver... DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HIM!
ReplyDeleteI would push Chavo and Hernandez 2 the sky.
ReplyDeleteOnly way I push them to the sky is if it was out of an airplane.
ReplyDeleteIf by the sky, you mean out of an airplane with one parachute between them, I'm in full agreement.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did he just say?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd still rather let him talk than Styles.
ReplyDeleteOkay, assuming that this "main event" turns into the shitshow that most of us are expecting...
ReplyDeleteNot a good show. The best match was... Aries/King, or the opening 6-person? Shit.
Chavo is better than Eddy and Rey
ReplyDeleteEddy's dead. Rey's just about retired.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd still rather be paying either of them than Chavo.
KNOCK HIM OUT, HULK!!!
ReplyDelete..oh wait.