by Logan Scisco
-Jim Ross, Michael
Cole, and Kevin Kelly are in the booth and they are in Durham, New Hampshire.
-Cole interviews
the Undertaker and announces that he will face Shawn Michaels in a casket match
at the Royal Rumble for the WWF title.
The Undertaker cuts a good promo and acknowledges that the only casket
match he lost took ten men to beat him and D-Generation X doesn’t have ten
people in it and Michaels doesn’t have ten friends to help him. Kane and Paul Bearer come out and Bearer
rehashes “the Undertaker is a murderer” bit.
Kane hits the Undertaker and when he tries to do it a second time, the
Undertaker blocks it, but then leaves instead of retaliating.
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-Brian Christopher
and Jerry Lawler’s attack on Taka Michinoku on last week’s RAW is the
1-800-COLLECT Rewind segment.
-Opening Non-Title
Contest: Taka Michinoku (Light
Heavyweight Champion) beats Jerry “the King” Lawler by disqualification when
Brian Christopher interferes at 5:42:
Ross hypes the UFC:
Ultimate Japan card during this match, which is a big styles clash since
Lawler can’t work at Michinoku’s speed.
Still, Lawler gives it a good effort by throwing a few dropkicks in the
early going, but the allure of the Memphis stall is too much to resist and the
match slows considerably in the middle.
Lawler hits the piledriver, but opts to go for a fist drop off the
second rope and eats a Michinoku Driver (!) before Christopher runs in for the
predictable disqualification. Rating:
*¾
-After the match,
Michinoku gets the better of Christopher and heel miscommunication allows
Michinoku to get away unscathed. The
crowd wasn’t into any of this.
-Call
1-900-747-4WWF to find out how D-Generation X almost started a riot over the
weekend!
-The Legion of Doom
tell the announce team that their match with DX isn’t going to be pretty
tonight.
-The Nation of
Domination comes out and the Rock toots his own horn at the expense of Faarooq,
who wants to say a few words. The Rock
demands that Austin come out and he does, but Austin doesn’t have the
Intercontinental belt. He says he’ll
show the Rock later on what happened to his championship belt. The Rock gives him an hour to return him his
property or face some justice at the hands of the Nation.
-Dude Love beats
“The Road Dogg” Jesse James (w/Billy Gunn) with Sweet Shin Music at 4:36:
This continues the building feud between Love and the tag
team champions. Gunn does the
introduction mic work and is nowhere near James’ level. Ross tells Gunn that he and James should call
themselves “The New Age Outlaws” and Gunn says that’s a great idea, so now the
tag team champions will actually have a team name. In the middle of the match, Love undergoes a
small transformation into his other personas, as he puts James in the Mandible
Claw, rips some of his hair out, and screams “Bang, Bang!” Love captures another win, but takes a double
suplex by the entrance after the match and the Outlaws whip a referee into Love
to send him flying off the entrance platform.
That bump had to hurt because Love barely grazed the table set up to
cushion his fall on the way down. Rating:
*½
-Mark Henry
defeats The Brooklyn Brawler via submission to a bearhug at 2:03:
This was Henry’s return to action after suffering an
ankle injury that put him on the shelf at the end of 1996. He looks as generic as you can be, with a
black shirt and black ring trunks. Ross
informs us during this squash that Steve Austin has left the arena with a WWF
camera crew.
-A video package
highlights the growing tension between Shawn Michaels and Owen Hart.
-For the second
hour Ross and Jim Cornette are in the booth.
-Vince McMahon
warns Owen Hart that he is endangering the safety of ringside fans by attacking
Shawn Michaels through the crowd.
McMahon orders Owen to appear in the ring since he is still under
contract and Owen comes out of the crowd to a nice reaction. Owen curses McMahon and tells him that no one
is going to run him out of the WWF.
McMahon implies that Owen only cares about winning the WWF title, but
Owen just calls it a “piece of leather with tin on it” and swears that he will
make Michaels life a living hell.
McMahon has police come to the ring and tells Owen that he will come
through the entrance like every other WWF superstar next week and the police
escort Owen out through the crowd. One
of the top segments of Owen’s career, but like a lot of things in the Attitude
Era, this didn’t really lead to anything significant. It’s also somewhat eerie to watch in
retrospect.
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send a postcard to Devon, Pennsylvania.
-Footage of Sable
revealing herself last week is shown.
-Tom Brandi beats
The Sultan (w/The Iron Sheik) with a school boy after heel miscommunication at
3:46:
Brandi is the old Salvatore Sincere, who is trying to
turn a new leaf as a face, but didn’t really catch on. Brandi’s failure to make it in the WWF
surprised me because he seemed to have the type of look that the WWF
preferred. Brandi takes a big beating in
this match, but takes advantage of a miscue by the Sultan and chalks up the
upset. Rating: *¾
-After the match,
Marc Mero runs in and pounds Brandi down.
-Since an hour has
elapsed, the Nation of Domination comes back out as a video package recaps how
the Rock became the new Intercontinental champion on last week’s show. The Rock says that he and the Nation are
coming for the title belt, but Steve Austin appears on the Titantron and this
is the famous segment where he tosses the Intercontinental title belt off a
bridge.
-Vince McMahon
announces the beginning of the Attitude Era and that the audience is tired of
having its intelligence insulted and the simplistic “good guys versus bad
guys.” He does tell parents that they
should use discretion if they let their kids watch the Warzone.
-Steve Blackman
beats Jose with a German suplex at 1:38:
This is Blackman’s first RAW singles match and there’s a
small back story to this since the Boricuas interrupted a Blackman promo after
Survivor Series. Blackman decimates Jose
with martial arts moves and finishes him off in relatively short order.
-WWF and European
Champion Shawn Michaels says he isn’t worried about Owen Hart and after a rock,
paper, and scissors game they come to the conclusion that Triple H will take
care of Owen. They also warn the Legion
of Doom that they are ready for them.
-The Undertaker
Tombstoning the Sultan on Shotgun Saturday Night is the Lazer Tag Slam of the
Week.
-The Legion of
Doom beat “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels & Triple H (w/Chyna) by
disqualification when Chyna interferes at 7:40 shown:
Standard tag team main event here as the LOD a bevy of
clotheslines and Michaels and Triple H cheat to turn the tide. During the hot tag segment, the New Age
Outlaws run down to the ring and smother Hawk with ether, which allows DX to
pulverize Animal after Chyna gets into the ring and gives him a low blow. Rating: **
-After the bell,
the Outlaws shave Hawk’s head and with DX’s help they powerbomb Animal from the
apron through the announce table. This
only gets a .4 on the Ross outrage meter, though.
The Final Report Card: A much better episode of RAW this week with
the destruction of the Legion of Doom, the Austin bridge segment, and Owen’s
interaction with Vince headlining the show.
In a weird way, Austin’s popularity is putting Shawn Michaels title
reign in the same category as Bret Hart’s in 1995 whereby the main focus is on
his storylines and the WWF title is fading into the background. Still, D-Generation X is doing a great job
making fans hate them and wanting someone to put them in their place.
Monday Night War Rating: 2.7 (vs. 4.1 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
Did they announce the title match with no kind of buildup? And is there a special reason that it's a casket match?
ReplyDeleteThese Raws feel like four different shows because no one really interacts with anyone.
Yeah, the part about Owen coming through the entrance like every other superstar. If he'd done that in 99 he might still be with us. Eerie.
ReplyDeleteOh. I was trying to connect the dots as to what that had to do with his death but kept focusing on the police escort part.
ReplyDeleteRaw is live from New Hampshire.........*instantly loses track and starts pondering the Breaking Bad finale for three hours*
ReplyDeleteWithin the storyline, I think the reason for the casket match was just kind of an unstated "I've had enough with Shawn Michaels' shit. I'm going to close the coffin on that little..." sort of thing. I don't remember if there was a specific reason for it.
ReplyDeleteAs for reality, you couldn't really follow up their Hell in a Cell match with just a regular bout. Not that anyone expected them to follow up HIAC quality-wise, but I imagine they felt they needed something "special". Hence, the casket match.
Be careful! They could have had a Paul Bearer on a pole match! After all, Russo was booking.
ReplyDeleteIf Russo had been booking during the Taker-Mankind feud in '96, we might very well have seen it;)
ReplyDeleteIt's just eerie to see Owen and McMahon yelling at each other and Owen accusing McMahon of holding him back and such.
ReplyDeleteFrom just reading the review it comes off like Undertaker just walked out and said "hey me and Shawn are having a casket match" and just walked off.
ReplyDeleteBased off previous reviews they haven't had any interaction since hell in the cell so this seems rather random.