Timeline 85 with Valentine: Very Good. Much like Valentine, solid and detailed, if a bit dry. Timeline 86 with Steele: Excellent, he's fun and knowledgable about almost everything. Timeline 88 with Duggan: Very Good, even though a bit of it is lost to Duggan and Sheik's little Jersey adventure. But Duggan's one of those that you might not agree with his viewpoint, but he can back it up well. Timeline 89 with Beefcake: Very good, and surprisingly so. He might be a little off-target at times, but he's not just Hogan's Bitch. (Although that does still apply to him.)
Spent my day filming the latest "Regular Car" Review with my friend, who's the real brains behind the entire outfit. I just write some of the one-liners.
Look Sox fans, this region needs this World Series. I need this World Series because living in this dying city is depressing enough without everyone being butthurt over the Series.
Ed Norton: The CM Punk of Hollywood? Love most of Norton's work, Fight Club's a top 5-10 range flick for me, Rounders, 25th Hour, Death to Smoochy, even The Score. His Hulk was better than Bana's (Ruffalo's surpassed it but I digress)....but everything about him screams asshole. Being forced to make The Italian Job, dicking around on aforementioned Hulk movie to the point he was fired and cost himself millions. I followed him on Twitter for awhile but he was just insufferable with some charity set up he was running for african runners or some such shit. Curious how he does on SNL though and will be watching.
No joke, when they won best new artist for that song they said something to the effect of "This isn't the last you'll hear from us!" I mean seriously why tempt fate like that? That's like getting your girlfriends name tattooed on you somewhere.
Bernard Hopkins is set to fight in about 10-15 minutes, fyi. If he stays true, this should be an utterly brilliant fight for some fans and completely boring to others.
WBA Super Champion (really "Super"), WBC Silver Champion (WTF?), WBC Junior Champion, I think there's also a WBC Diamond Champion.... multiply this by the 13 different weight classes and the 10 or so other sanctioning bodies...and then add regional belts (divided by continent, country, and sometimes region)
They inherited so many weird titles when they bought offices. IIRC that belt came from Kansas City. I know they got rid of the local title when they bought out St. Louis.
That's crazy, Sutcliffe is the worst colour commentator in baseball. No exaggeration.
Better protip: if you're listening to it in surround and hate Buck / McCarver, unplug your front middle speaker. You'll get the stadium sound without any commentary.
Need some car help. My car is making a grinding noise when I turn. Its not my breaks (nothing happes if I breake going forward) and I checked my power steering fluid and it seemed fine. I am thinking it is either a wheel bearing or even worse, the struts. Anyone here know anything about cars? I dont really know shit.
RIP Marsha Wallace
ReplyDeleteSup scrubs
ReplyDeleteWorld Series Game 3 for me. Dexy's Midnight Runners have more hits than the Sox right now.
ReplyDeleteQuick reviews:
ReplyDeleteTimeline 85 with Valentine: Very Good. Much like Valentine, solid and detailed, if a bit dry.
Timeline 86 with Steele: Excellent, he's fun and knowledgable about almost everything.
Timeline 88 with Duggan: Very Good, even though a bit of it is lost to Duggan and Sheik's little Jersey adventure. But Duggan's one of those that you might not agree with his viewpoint, but he can back it up well.
Timeline 89 with Beefcake: Very good, and surprisingly so. He might be a little off-target at times, but he's not just Hogan's Bitch. (Although that does still apply to him.)
DDP and Kong YouShoots next,
Howd Cardinals score? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteI hated the Valentine one, got soooo bored with it
ReplyDeleteHolliday and Molina RBI singles.
ReplyDeleteFirst inning went Carpenter single, bunt by Beltran, single, single, single.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a valid criticism IMO. I don't make it myself, because I wasn't bored, but I can see where it is possible.
ReplyDelete86 Timeline is great. Can't wait for Cornette's 89 WCW to be released
ReplyDeleteFuck. Got first inning peavy
ReplyDeleteBeltran was trying to bunt for a hit on a 3-1 count, too. Without that, it could've been worse.
ReplyDeleteI hung out downtown before the game. Nice, happy atmosphere. The Sox fans are pretty fun.
ReplyDeleteThe Ricky Steamboat shoot beat out the Bret Hart shoot by one vote.
ReplyDeleteSurprised hbk didnt win.
ReplyDeleteSpent my day filming the latest "Regular Car" Review with my friend, who's the real brains behind the entire outfit. I just write some of the one-liners.
ReplyDeleteHere's a video you can check out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klLSZooiirk
A guy digesting expired Indian food has more runs than the Sox right now.
ReplyDeleteSo, HHH...
ReplyDeleteHa. This actually really funnt
ReplyDeleteThank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteHey gamers - anyone tried Arkham Origins yet?
ReplyDeleteMan Peavy might get out of this
ReplyDeleteWow. Great job Mr Peavy
ReplyDeleteThat was huge.
ReplyDeleteSurprised be only got half the votes that the others did
ReplyDeleteGetting out of a jam like that can only fire up your offense.....right??
ReplyDeleteMaybe people are just over the klique at this point. I saw his shoot and it was kinda worthless IMO. Wasnt a huge fan
ReplyDeleteSpeak of the devil
ReplyDeleteBeltrans gotta stop that
ReplyDeleteI'm giving him a pass on that because of the rib injury. But yeah, if he can't get to that maybe he shouldn't be in the field.
ReplyDeleteXander Bogaerts mutant power must be clutch hitting.
ReplyDeleteLook Sox fans, this region needs this World Series. I need this World Series because living in this dying city is depressing enough without everyone being butthurt over the Series.
ReplyDeleteThe Sox have no interest in losing to teams from dying cities. Just look what they did to the Tigers.
ReplyDeleteDidn't they win like...two years ago. Are you the Yankees of the mid-west?
ReplyDeleteThere is 0 excuse for pro athletes to not wear contact lenses. This annoys me so much for some reason
ReplyDeleteI really don't care either way, but just want everyone quiet. It's sad how mopey these people get.
ReplyDeleteGood point by McCarver
ReplyDeleteRed Sox fans were jumping off bridges for 86 years, my friend.
ReplyDeleteUniform talk.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the Sox current road ones. The ones with the red lettering was much nicer.
I really like the cream one St.Louis is wearing tonight.
Fucking Drew.
You're talking to a Cleveland Browns fan. I know that feeling well.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Stephen drew was a "cant miss" prospect? Wtf happened
ReplyDeleteClearly he missed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about pinch hitting Peavy. Buchholz might have a short night tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Dempster's familiarity with the Cardinals would benefit him or the Cardinals?
That should be Drew's last at bat of the post season
ReplyDeleteI wanna punch this dude for wearing those dumb ass glasses
ReplyDeleteWill Middlebrooks crosses his fingers.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bellhorn or Bill Mueller has some ABs left in those old legs
ReplyDeleteAt least he could hit one deep if a pitcher makes a mistake
ReplyDeleteHell, I would take Spike Owen or Marty Barrett at this point
ReplyDeleteIIRC the Cards did well against him, but that was some time ago.
ReplyDeleteDamnit jacoby
ReplyDeleteLet Ellsbury test the FA market. Especially with ugly swings like those.
ReplyDeleteI figured the Sharks' first regulation loss would be against Boston.
ReplyDeleteGot a good win vs Montreal tonight though.
SNL is still on? Never would of thought that.
ReplyDeleteI wish the Sox would go back to their old away unis that just had 'Boston' in plain black lettering. It looked like something from the 20s. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteLol. Spike Owem
ReplyDeleteDoubting getting squeezed
ReplyDelete:: Repels in from the BoD rafters ::
ReplyDeleteEd Norton: The CM Punk of Hollywood? Love most of Norton's work, Fight Club's a top 5-10 range flick for me, Rounders, 25th Hour, Death to Smoochy, even The Score. His Hulk was better than Bana's (Ruffalo's surpassed it but I digress)....but everything about him screams asshole. Being forced to make The Italian Job, dicking around on aforementioned Hulk movie to the point he was fired and cost himself millions. I followed him on Twitter for awhile but he was just insufferable with some charity set up he was running for african runners or some such shit.
ReplyDeleteCurious how he does on SNL though and will be watching.
Nothing came of it, but DAMN, it's a shame when an umpire can control the outcome rather than the players themselves.
ReplyDeleteEverybody! Attack him black ninja style!
ReplyDeleteNo joke, when they won best new artist for that song they said something to the effect of "This isn't the last you'll hear from us!" I mean seriously why tempt fate like that? That's like getting your girlfriends name tattooed on you somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWhy do the ninjas have to be black you racist mother fucker?
ReplyDeleteWhite ninjas are pussies.
ReplyDeleteI don't like the timeline style shoot... I would much rather just have a guy sit down and ask him for the scoop on a variety of issues.
ReplyDeleteDeath to Smoochy is fucking tremendous
ReplyDeleteCome on pedroia. Youve been to quite this postseason
ReplyDeleteYou gotta test Molina at SOME point. This is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWell that sucked david freese
ReplyDeletePapiiiiiii
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I would have left Choate in to face Nava, who is a weaker hitter from the right side.
ReplyDeleteNew manager for the Cardinals: Me.
ReplyDeleteNava!
ReplyDeleteBrand new game now!
ReplyDeleteKill me.
ReplyDeleteThe way he tanked Smoke Jumpers and screwed Vince Chase out of a job he really needed
ReplyDeleteSettle down there, Tim White.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good quality professional sports contest
ReplyDeleteStop downvoting me Biscuit!
ReplyDeleteWe all have to band together and take down Missouri. I'm not prepared to live in a world where the Missouri Tigers are SEC champions.
ReplyDeleteDo they play Bama regular season or only at SEC title game?
ReplyDeleteInstead of Alabama? I approve.
ReplyDeleteTell that to Storm Shadow
ReplyDeleteI SAID STOP IT YOU MONSTER!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved when Boston wore the helmets with the big numbers on the back of them.
ReplyDeleteAnd since we are naming random old Red Sox players I'll go Rich Gedman for 300
Doubront shuts 'em down. Game 2 was an aberration for the Sox pen. They'll keep this game close tonight.
ReplyDeleteThis show "Almost Human" looks horrific. I give it 4 episodes
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't get past the "p" in pussies before Stormshadow slit his throat
ReplyDeleteWHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TREAT PEOPLE THIS WAY?!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteLooks expensive for network TV. High production cost and low ratings will shut this down quick.
ReplyDeletetitle game. Only big game left is A&M
ReplyDeleteI'd take Alabama over Missouri.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely
ReplyDeleteExactly. I give it 4-6 episodes. Fox should just stick to animated shit
ReplyDeleteAn upvote for you expressive pathos.
ReplyDeleteThere is clearly a coup going on here tonight but I won't allow it to succeed!
ReplyDeleteKeep them coming I will never relent!
ReplyDeleteUm why are they singing "God Bless America"? Can Fox make me hate them anymore?
ReplyDeleteWE...THE PEOPLE! (after the song)
ReplyDeleteI assume you posted this in a loud clear voice?
ReplyDeleteMumbled and unintelligible.
ReplyDeleteSounded like "Be....the weeble."
NEVER!
ReplyDeleteThe downvoter HATES America
ReplyDeleteHasn't this been happening since 9/11?
ReplyDeleteSt. Louis sucks, Chicago is better!
ReplyDeleteBernard Hopkins is set to fight in about 10-15 minutes, fyi. If he stays true, this should be an utterly brilliant fight for some fans and completely boring to others.
ReplyDeleteThey always do this at Busch. They won't even sell booze during the song. I'm not kidding.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the downvoter is in the Taliban
ReplyDeleteReally? Man where have I been.
ReplyDeleteYou could not be more right.
ReplyDeleteMaybe its Obama. Thanks Obama!
ReplyDeleteThankful that Hopkins is still fighting...easier to convince myself I'm not getting older as long as he's still running around with a championship.
ReplyDeleteOh, my first time ever hearing that.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened with that fight with what's his name? You know the one that ended in the 2nd round cause of some kind of dq.
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees started the trend, I do believe. Every game after 9/11.
ReplyDeleteChad Dawson. Dawson got his rematch and won in an epically ugly fight. Then Hopkins fought another champion in his next match and won.
ReplyDeleteIf you downvote this you admit that Brooke has a terrible ass
ReplyDeleteBetween this and wearing pink, I think sports are going to rid the world of terrorism and cancer by the end of the month.
ReplyDeleteBlasphemous
ReplyDeleteThe Breslow magic has apparently run out.
ReplyDelete(voting assuming it's Brooke Hogan)
ReplyDeleteWe clearly have a lot of sinners on the BoD tonight... man I wish it tallied downvotes also
ReplyDeleteI thought once B Hop lost the title no one would ever give another shot cause his fights are so tough to watch for non-fans.
ReplyDeleteDid the college football thing. Now I'm about to watch a personal role model BHop fight some Euro dude.
ReplyDeleteMan anyone that say WWE has too many titles should watch boxing
ReplyDeleteThe Philly style is very defensive minded and not as exciting as two dudes beating the shit out of each other like Rocky.
ReplyDeleteBut B Hop takes it to another level. It's like he was trained by Larry Zybysco
ReplyDeleteAw fuck
ReplyDeleteLOL. His stalling is legendary.
ReplyDeleteGood thing Beltran has that protective padding so he doesn't have to make an attempt to get out of the way.
ReplyDeleteWell that is an unfortunate turn of events
ReplyDeleteThat should just be called a ball, but the Sox can't complain with Victorino leaning over the strike zone and getting hit so often.
ReplyDeleteWe used to have a fat kid on my little league team who was so big that he got hit by a pitch constantly... coach had him bat lead off all the time
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, that was totally my strategy in little league. More bruises on my shoulder = more ice cream after the game.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the Sox not have Middlebrooks playing closer to the line? Easy force at third, throw to first if it's hit on the ground, which it was.
ReplyDeleteWBA Super Champion (really "Super"), WBC Silver Champion (WTF?), WBC Junior Champion, I think there's also a WBC Diamond Champion.... multiply this by the 13 different weight classes and the 10 or so other sanctioning bodies...and then add regional belts (divided by continent, country, and sometimes region)
ReplyDeleteI was pulling for Big Pepsi there.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered if Edward Norton regretted not doing the Avengers.
ReplyDeleteAnyone seen this David Eckstein skit? Thought it was mildly humorous. http://wapc.mlb.com/play?content_id=31171003&topic_id=17160334
ReplyDeleteThat was fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI think Big Sloppy is the preferred slur
ReplyDeleteReminds of the old Crockett days when they had all those random titles. Western States Heritage?
ReplyDelete:: Head Explodes ::
ReplyDeleteOh god I forgot about Big Papi. Big Pepsi is one of Matt Adams' nicknames.
ReplyDeleteYep. Don't forget the Ring magazine belt.
ReplyDeleteSo has anyone ever noticed that women are fucking nuts... or have I made a breakthrough here?
ReplyDeleteHopkins would make a good heel wrestler.
ReplyDeleteMan, I go make a stoli and a sandwich and they score two fucking runs?
ReplyDeleteFuck your downvotes... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg
ReplyDeleteDude don't get me started. I had to go shopping again today, because she and the kids need winter clothes.
ReplyDeleteLOL... your wife is a capitalist dream.
ReplyDeleteJust because I have to be one better though... I officially went 0 - 2 in marriages today.
Go look at Corey Wayne's page on youtube. He speaks a lot on the matter.
ReplyDeleteWhere do u live? Your youtube links are always blocked for me
ReplyDeleteyour pain is my pain. Well, if it makes you feel better this is our second go round at this.
ReplyDelete...South Carolina
ReplyDeleteTHis fight is boring. I'm about to start firing off .gifs.
ReplyDeleteI dont have kids but when I do, im buying them shit at goodwills till their like 14 and slow down om growing
ReplyDeleteThanks.
ReplyDeleteWe'd been fighting it for a while, but today we agreed to wish the marriage the best in its future endeavors.
I left Applebee's and the Mizzou/SC game was 17-0. I just checked the score and SC has won the damn thing.
ReplyDeleteSo basically you are going to raise hipsters
ReplyDeleteWeird. They always say its blocked in my country due to copyright for some reason.
ReplyDeleteNot if you're married. You will be buying them an ensemble for every season.
ReplyDeleteThey inherited so many weird titles when they bought offices. IIRC that belt came from Kansas City. I know they got rid of the local title when they bought out St. Louis.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever have kids they go to private school.
ReplyDeleteFrugal is the term ill use for them
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are going to be cuddling with abeyance tonight. Wish you luck in whatever happens.
ReplyDeleteI will at some point... probably not a good time for me to be watching stuff like that
ReplyDeleteThanks... I am going to have to come up with a new gimmick here though
ReplyDeleteHe's a boxer's boxer, a BS artist of the greatest kind inside the ring. I dig watching him
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just read. Sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteDouchebag is the term everyone else will use for them... but only ironically
ReplyDeleteI laughed!
ReplyDeleteMeh it happens. But thank you... at least now I can lust after AJ's and Brooke unrestrained
ReplyDeleteHe gives away too many early rounds. Now he's starting to fight.
ReplyDeleteyou live in Russia don't you? COMMIE PINKO!
ReplyDeletePro tip: if your, uh TV provider carries the international feed, Gary Thorn and Rick Sutcliffe are very pleasant compared to Buck and McCarver.
ReplyDeleteAND kiss. That was awesome
ReplyDeleteGoodwills have normal shit. Its not all Ed Hardy and Tapout Ts
ReplyDeleteBTW this was a hint at what you might be able to do to lift my spirits...
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy, Sutcliffe is the worst colour commentator in baseball. No exaggeration.
ReplyDeleteBetter protip: if you're listening to it in surround and hate Buck / McCarver, unplug your front middle speaker. You'll get the stadium sound without any commentary.
Need some car help.
ReplyDeleteMy car is making a grinding noise when I turn. Its not my breaks (nothing happes if I breake going forward) and I checked my power steering fluid and it seemed fine. I am thinking it is either a wheel bearing or even worse, the struts. Anyone here know anything about cars? I dont really know shit.
cv joints maybe
ReplyDeleteThat is not as expensive as struts at least.
ReplyDeleteSee below, possibly boots.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a pitcher I think I would drill Victorino one good time.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone's watching the fight, I got a bad feeling that this could have some type of bizarre and ugly ending
ReplyDeleteWWE does not know how to book black guys.
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna leave this here. Thanks.
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Looks like 411 is hiring for its wrestling team:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/301437/[non-news]-Write-For-411-Wrestling!.htm
You are a good man
ReplyDeleteSox need a real #3 hitter. Pedroia is a #5 hitter.
ReplyDeletePerfect for Jesse Baker
ReplyDeleteOr a 2
ReplyDeleteThey're FINALLY picking up the pace.
ReplyDeleteCant be worse than Justin Watry
ReplyDeleteGotta walk Papi here right?
ReplyDeleteSeriously I'd upvote it again if they'd let me
ReplyDeleteThe speed, the defense... these are Bernard's strengths! How is that possible for a 48 year old man?
ReplyDeleteI would.
ReplyDeleteThis is one hell of a relief appearance for Rosenthal. Bases loaded, one out, up two. No pressure.
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