Smackdown
Date:
October 25, 2013
Location:
Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center, Birmingham, Alabama
Commentators:
John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We're
finally at the last show before the Cell PPV which technically has
been built up for about two months now, depending on how you look at
it. The main story coming out of Monday is that Big Show is indeed
still around despite being in a bunch of lawsuits both for and
against him which is riveting television if I've ever heard of it.
This company is in desperate need of a new top story but I wouldn't
look for that to change anytime soon. Let's get to it.
The
opening video recaps the HHH/Big Show stuff from Raw including the
Bryan vs. Orton contract signing.
We
open with Cole in the ring for a sitdown interview with HHH. Hasn't
he had two or three of these already recently? Cole asks HHH about
Big Show's actions on Monday which HHH say caused six technical
employees to be fired. There's yet another lawsuit against Big Show
on charges not important enough to specify so HHH can't comment. Big
Show is however fired, period. Cole asks about Big Show showing up
either Sunday or tonight but HHH says he can't comment.
Cole
gives up on the point and asks about Cena vs. Del Rio with HHH saying
he can't wait for Cena's return. He knows what it's like to come
back from a devastating injury and he can't wait to see Cena come
back. That's enough Cena talk so Cole asks about the other world
title, drawing a YES chant. When asked about the Shawn Michaels
element, HHH says he's thrilled because Shawn is indeed his friend
and will make sure the job gets done. Shawn will do the right thing
at the end of the day so HHH isn't worried. Cole asks what the right
thing is but here's Bryan before he can answer.
Cole
heads to the floor as Bryan asks HHH the same question: what is the
right thing? Bryan thinks it's to let himself and Orton settle
everything once and for all. You lock both of them in the Cell and
no one gets out until there's a winner. Bryan says Shawn may be
HHH's best friend but he's also his own man, so he'll do what's best
for business. When everything is fair and even, Bryan is going to
prove HHH wrong. A loud YES chant takes us out.
Usos
vs. Wyatt Family
Miz
is on commentary. We get the full Siva Tao from the Usos which as
usual gets a huge response. Miz sums up Bray's look quite well: “He
looks like Charles Manson fell asleep at a Jimmy Buffet concert.”
Jimmy avoids a shot from the back by Harper but gets run over by
Rowan just after the bell. A big boot from Harper puts him down as
well and a Michinoku Driver of all things gets two.
Jimmy
crawls over to make the tag to Jey and Harper is immediately caught
in a Samoan drop. Everything breaks down and the Family is sent to
the floor so Jimmy can hit a suicide dive but Harper breaks up Jey's
with a forearm. Bray and Miz both stand up with Miz decking Wyatt in
the face. Rowan chases Miz to the back, allowing the Usos to hit a
double superkick to Harper for the pin at 2:35.
AJ
Lee vs. Nikki Bella
I
believe this is Nikki's first singles match back since her leg
injury. AJ bails to the floor to start to hide behind Tamina. The
not so bright Nikki goes after her and gets her neck snapped across
the top rope. A neckbreaker puts Nikki down for two and we're
already in the chinlock. Nikki fights up with some clotheslines as
Tamina throws Brie into the steps. The distraction lets AJ hook the
Black Widow for the submission at 2:31.
We
see Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio as per WWE '14.
Here's
the Cena career retrospective from Raw. Based on these videos, you
would think Cena had been gone for about two years instead of nine
weeks.
We
go to the back where Bray Wyatt wants us to follow him. He steps
aside and shows us a chained up and unconscious Miz with the sheep
mask on his face and the word “liar” written on his chest. This
is the kind of creepy stuff they need to get back to with the Wyatts.
3MB
vs. Los Matadores
In
case the first four or five times didn't fulfill your needs for this
pairing. During the entrances we see the HILARIOUS goring of Zeb
Colter again. I know it's hilarious because Cole tells us that it is
over and over. Before the match the Real Americans come out to
watch. Mahal is the one on the floor this time.
McIntyre
jumps Diego to start before it's quickly off to Slater who gets two
off a knee lift. A double slingshot suplex gets two more on Diego
and we hit the armbar from Drew. Diego fights up and makes the tag
off to Fernando who cleans house and tags in Diego for a downward
spiral/bulldog combo for the pin on Drew at 2:06.
Post
match Mahal gets gored and taken down by a top rope Asai moonsault.
Colter says he didn't lay face down in Cambodia so deviant men can
kidnap a small person and force him into a bull costume. Apparently
there's a tag match on Sunday.
Ryback/Paul
Heyman vs. CM Skunk
You
read the name right. This is No DQ as a preview for Sunday. Heyman
says this will be a demonstration of the teamwork you'll see inside
the Cell on Sunday. Skunk comes out to Punk's music and in a black
hoodie but the fans quickly catch on to the joke. He has a skunk
stripe painted into his hair. Ryback destroys him with the ease you
would expect and hits two powerbombs in a row. Heyman pulls a kendo
stick out from under the ring and hits about twenty shots to Skunk's
back. Shell Shock ends Skunk with Heyman getting the pin at 2:42.
Heyman
says that Skunk may have been a parody, but the same thing is going
to happen on Sunday. Punk's face will be raked across the Cell and
he'll be beaten badly enough that Heyman can get the pin again.
Vickie
thinks CM Skunk is hilarious and spells out the joke for us by
telling us that it sounds like CM Punk. Langston comes in and says
he's ready for the main event since Miz is out. Vickie doesn't think
so but Langston says he didn't realize he was talking to Brad Maddox.
That's enough to get him Miz's spot in the eight man tag tonight.
Here's
Alberto Del Rio for his final speech before facing Cena on Sunday.
People have been telling him he's crazy but people have been building
monuments to him in Mexico. Babies are being named after him because
he's so amazing. On the other hand you have Americans who only have
John Cena to cheer for. Alberto promises to put Cena in the cross
armbreaker and never let it go no matter what the fans think of him.
R-Truth
shills merchandise again but Santino comes in to try his luck. The
(up to) 20% off sale is still on WWE.com if you enter the promo code
COBRA.
Great
Khali vs. Fandango
Fandango
chops away to start and is immediately thrown down. Khali hits his
big overhand chop in the corner but Fandango hits a jumping enziguri
to put Khali down in the corner. The announcers are talking about
Big Show and JBL references Copernicus just like he did on NXT,
saying the world clearly revolves around Big Show instead of the sun.
Summer Rae and Natalya get in a fight on the floor which stumbles
into the ring for the DQ at 1:45. Can we get a match longer than
three minutes tonight?
Randy
Orton/Shield vs. Daniel Bryan/Big E. Langston/Goldust/Cody Rhodes
That's
quite the main event. Cody and Dean get things going with Rhodes
taking the US Champion into the good corner for a tag off to Goldust.
Goldie sends Ambrose out to the floor and we take an early break.
Back with Rollins chopping away at Langston, only to be taken down
with a belly to belly suplex. Cody comes back in and gets two off a
sunset flip out of the corner, only to have Seth send him face first
into the middle turnbuckle.
The
fast Shield tags begin with Reigns coming in to chop away, only to
have Cody pull him over to the corner for a tag off to Bryan. Daniel
takes Roman down by the leg and does the double knee stomp out of the
surfboard. Off to Langston for some shoulders in the corner and a
tag off to Goldust. Reigns misses a charge into the corner and
Goldust gets two off a top rope spinning cross body. The fans aren't
exactly thrilled with the match so far.
Back
to Cody who gets taken into the Shield corner for a pounding from
Ambrose and an eye rake across the top rope. Orton gets his first
tag and pounds away on his former Legacy teammate, only to have Cody
come back with a clothesline for two. A suplex gets the same and
it's back to Goldust for a few seconds before Cody comes in again and
slugs on Randy some more. Randy comes back by dropping Cody ribs
first over the top rope and makes the tag off to Ambrose.
Dean
takes Cody to the outside and rams him into the barricade. It's
quickly back to Orton who misses a knee drop but catches Cody in the
backbreaker out of the corner for two. We take another break and
come back with Reigns slamming Cody down for two. Back to Rollins
who grabs Cody's leg to break up a hot tag attempt. Dean runs into a
boot in the corner but he makes a blind tag to Seth, only to have
Cody catch him diving off the top. The hot tag brings in Goldust to
wake up the crowd and he backdrops Rollins down with ease.
Reigns
makes another blind tag and takes Goldust down with a clothesline.
Shield takes over on Goldust in the corner with the rapid tags
continuing. Orton comes back in to stomp Goldie down into the corner
before Reigns and Rollins come in within about 8 seconds of each
other. Goldust comes back with a double bulldog and there's the hot
tag to Bryan. Daniel cleans house and sends Rollins to the outside.
Reigns gets the same treatment, leaving Daniel alone with Dean.
Bryan
backflips over Ambrose in the corner but instead of clotheslining
Dean down it's the FLYING GOAT to take out Orton. The missile
dropkicks takes Dean down and here come the YES kicks. Reigns breaks
up the YES Lock but Langston runs Roman over. Rollins escapes the
Big Ending but a Disaster Kick takes Seth to the floor. Cody dives
off the top to take out Rollins and Reigns but Bryan misses the
running dropkick in the corner. Back to Orton for the Elevated DDT
but Langston distracts him, allowing Bryan to hit the running knee
for the pin at 15:58 shown of 22:58.
Rating:
B. Nice main event here which
got the time it needed to build up. Bryan pinning Orton to end
things probably isn't a good sign leading into the PPV but at this
point I'll take anything to get us to a new main event program.
Everyone looked good here and I like the idea of Langston in the main
event scene.
Celebrating
ends the show.
Overall
Rating: C. This is a tricky one
to rate. The main event is solid and takes up about ¼ of the show,
but the rest of it was pure filler the entire way through. I did
like the Wyatts kidnapping and labeling Miz for lack of a better
term. There's potential in those guys and a win over a former world
champion isn't going to hurt Bray at all. The show went by quickly
which is a good idea and the whole thing did a decent enough job of
building up the PPV on Sunday. Not bad here but nothing really worth
seeing, other than maybe the main event if you're bored.
Results
Usos
b. Wyatt Family – Double superkick to Harper
AJ
Lee b. Nikki Bella – Black Widow
Los
Matadores b. 3MB – Downward spiral/bulldog combination to McIntyre
Paul
Heyman/Ryback b. CM Skunk – Heyman pinned Skunk after a Shell Shock
from Ryback
Fandango
vs. Great Khali went to a no contest when Natalya and Summer Rae
interfered
Daniel
Bryan/Goldust/Cody Rhodes/Big E. Langston b. Randy Orton/Shield –
Running knee to Orton
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Fuck, so Bryan pinned Orton with the flying knee. Guess we know how HIAC is gonna end
ReplyDeleteGod I hope they're trolling the internet with that...
ReplyDeleteBut the Bryan/HBK match at Wrestlemania should be good!
ReplyDeleteI really hope they're serious about a Langston push and that he isn't just the Flavor of the Month, like so many other guys in this company.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Smackdown counts anymore for that route of discussion.
ReplyDeleteWhen they're doing a postmortem to figure out why Los Matadores flopped, I wonder if anyone will look at the obvious. Doing nothing but fighting 3MB had killed them.
ReplyDelete"Vickie thinks CM Skunk is hilarious and spells out the joke for us by telling us that it sounds like CM Punk."
ReplyDeleteThis was HORRIBLE and all that is wrong with televised sports entertainment and their brand of so-called comedy.
Start with crap = end with crap
ReplyDeleteThe gimmick was garbage to begin with.
Shouldn't heels be allowed to have shitty senses of humor?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think the main event was very good. It seemed disjointed and a best of of Orton, Bryan, Shield and Rhodes' as opposed to an actual match. Why was Big E there, and why does it seem like the Rhodes have only one match?
ReplyDeleteWell yes, the gimmick is awful. No way to get around that. But even a good gimmick would die if they did nothing but fight 3MB over and over.
ReplyDeleteVery true. However, I have no problem with this one dying via whatever means. I truly do not understand WTF WWE was thinking.
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