Preshow starts at 730pm.
Here is the card:
Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow (Preshow Match)
Los Matadores vs. Real Americans
Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena (World Heavyweight Championship)
CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman (Hell in a Cell Match)
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs. Usos (Tag Team Championship Match)
AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella (Diva's Championship)
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan (Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship)
Here is the card:
Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow (Preshow Match)
Los Matadores vs. Real Americans
Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena (World Heavyweight Championship)
CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman (Hell in a Cell Match)
Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins vs. Usos (Tag Team Championship Match)
AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella (Diva's Championship)
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan (Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship)
Ziggler on the Kickoff show panel... WTF
ReplyDeleteWhat, you want him to wrestle? Don't be lame.
ReplyDeleteNever a good sign.. I mean seriously.. he needs to have a pipe bomb moment and just break out of this crappy booking Hell he's stuck in. He has NOTHING to lose at this point.
ReplyDeleteThat's a step up for him judging from the past month or so.
ReplyDeleteWell on the bright side.. he can't job if he's not in the ring.
ReplyDeleteWell, he could lose his job, his health, his dignity....might be a bit late for the last thing.
ReplyDeleteAre we now setting up for Big E Langston vs. Ambrose now
ReplyDeleteBIG E doing a good job of goading Ambrose here
ReplyDeleteGo off script? With Stephanie in charge?Yeah that'll work out real good. Notice how Dusty Rhodes has disappeared after he ad-libbed a couple lines?
ReplyDeleteDamnit Dolph, do we need to teach you how to suck up to HHH?
ReplyDeleteSo, what's the consensus on the Del Rio/Cena match? Do they put the secondary title on the biggest star in the company, or have him lose his first match back from injury?
ReplyDeleteThey'll find a way.
ReplyDeleteA Cena video package on the pre-show? Ooh.. that's making me want to spend money on this PPV!!
ReplyDeleteI dont think so, there really no upside to it. He might win but I dont think he leaves the PPV as the champ.
ReplyDeleteHe wins the title, Sandow cashes in and Cena puts him over clean in a 40 mintue ***** masterpiece
ReplyDeleteUpside is that the WHC is built up a little and that builds up whoever beats him. Where that leaves Sandow?? I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteTheir biggest star is coming back tonight on PPV, why wouldn't they hype it on the PPV hype show?
ReplyDeleteWhat a shitty card. If you remove the cell, it's basically an episode of Raw
ReplyDeleteand then, in this little fantasy, parallax boinks AJ. Well.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAglUR-KXfQ
ReplyDeleteThe only logical solution
ReplyDeleteThe holder of the Money in the Bank Chocolate bar
ReplyDeleteI'm being smarky!!
ReplyDeleteI am a soon to be free agent... IT COULD HAPPEN
ReplyDeleteYou're trying too hard.
ReplyDeleteThe title can only be defended in Hersey, PA
ReplyDeleteSwinging for the comment of the night fences early with that one
ReplyDeleteTheyre not concerned with building up the WHC. It would just make Cena slosh around with a title that can be used as a prop to help sell another feud.
ReplyDeleteHold on to your dreams.
ReplyDeleteReally? I saw some jokes about that last night, but I didn't know if it was legit. So divorce is on its way? Sorry, if that's the case. We're probably the only people on here who talk openly about our past divorces--never easy.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one hearing Mexicans in the background?
ReplyDeleteOn a related note:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQwkO3Rxr4
What "History of the WWE" is to WWE promo video's... here's ESPN's equivalent. (Greatest promo video EVER)
Maybe they will just use it as an excuse to turn the WHC into an ugly piece of garbage too?
ReplyDeleteNo, I was too. I'm now looking for a perfectly legal feed.
ReplyDeleteI once saw Justin Credible throw punches and kicks like that. That's bush league as far as Vince is concerned. Damien--you're no longer to kick, punch, or do cartwheels.
ReplyDeleteDarren Young holds the hershey highway title. Too soon?
ReplyDeleteI hear it too and I'm watching it from WWE.com
ReplyDeleteThe Mexicans are taking over!! Zeb was right.. We The People!!
Not too soon; just in appropriate. Which may or may not matter.
ReplyDeleteWonder why they changed the color of their flag.
ReplyDeletePacked with fudge!!!
ReplyDelete[Gonna copy-and-paste this from the other thread.]
ReplyDeleteGotta give credit to my friend Chris who had (IMO) a fantastic idea:
Paul Heyman should be the new IC champion. It'd be pretty easy to do: Heyman claims that his influence was what led Axel to becoming champion, and, combined with the fact that Heyman HAS pinned Punk and is now the self-proclaimed true "Best in the World", he [Heyman] certainly deserves to be recognized as a champion.
For the next month or so, Heyman could easily bail on matches and get himself get disqualified/counted-out in order to retain his title, plus he'd have Ryback (and maybe someone else) as back-up. After about a month or so, though, somebody could finally beat Heyman for the title, maybe with Punk running out to nullify Ryback's interference. This could then lead to the new champion getting a nice little rub by working with Punk and Heyman. Someone like Kofi would be fantastic for the role.
Yes, I know that some people would consider this "disrespecting the lineage of the title" or whatever, but considering how little the IC title means, and how the point of the angle WOULD be to eventually put it on a worthy competitor and give them the rub, I don't really see the harm.
Sandow won a match.. and the Giants too??? It's the End Of The World!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the advertisement - I mind that the advertisement was in the middle of a match!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't the announcers have just covered everything the ad said?
Over/under on how long into the show will it be before JBL makes an obstruction joke and acts like it is clever? (Note: I'm not watching the preshow so it may have happened already.) I say 2 matches.
ReplyDelete...just passing through:
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I don't begrudge Kofi for being content, but I'm not sure if I understand it. He has stepped up every time they asked him to, he's a human highlight reel--could have been an upper mid-card mainstay... wait, do they even have an upper mid card?
ReplyDeleteNow youre just reaching for upvotes reposting a good comment
ReplyDeleteI'd HATE to see what that belt looks like.
ReplyDeleteIf they do he's in it, how many times has he won the IC title?
ReplyDeleteIs that the BEST photo they could take of Shawn Michaels?? He looks like a cross-eyed child molester in that promo.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan is going to win the belt. I'm holding out hope.
ReplyDelete47 times i think. He's trying to beat Jerry Lawlers USWA Title record.
ReplyDeleteThey could keep up the Shield 'mercenary' gimmick and have them hired by Heyman to protect him and the belt.
ReplyDeleteYea, I see your points. I think hes in a GREAT spot though. Hes like Cena Jr for the midcard, a smiling happy babyface geared for kids. Makes a ton of merch money. He could be doing more but id bet theres a TON of guys whod like his spot.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking the dark horse again for the second ppv in a row--Abeyance. With Big Show, HHH, and HBK all involved, I think Abeyance still has a shot.
ReplyDeleteIts gonna be tough for you to beat last nights new Tessmacher one.
ReplyDeleteIt has a spinning cock in front of it.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put it past HHH to do it. We all know how much he hates internet fans, and he undoubtedly knows how much the smarks hate the angle. I bet he thinks it's hilarious. At a certain point it may even reach that go on so long it becomes funny tipping point.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda torn, because if he wins it (which would be awesome) then they've prematurely flushed everything they've been building towards for the past couple of months, Orton's re-emergence , The "authority" stable, the stuff with the big show, the stuff with the Rhodes family. All of that means so much more when HHH, Stephanie are in power and the title is around Orton's waist.
ReplyDeleteBut on the other hand....Bryan would be champ.
Definitely has a shot. Would suck ass, but hey...how would that be new?
ReplyDeleteAny role with Heyman being an over the top coward is approved by me
ReplyDeleteYeah its legit... Its not easy, but its not a horrible development... we'll both be better off.
ReplyDeleteHA
ReplyDeleteHes the fucking heartbreak kid though
ReplyDeleteKinda wish they had thrown Wyatt family in to tag title clusterfuck.
ReplyDeleteJust woke up. Hungover. Hell in a Cell it is.
ReplyDelete"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
ReplyDeleteHow long has Sheamus been out again? I can't even remember how he got injured.
ReplyDeleteHow long before they hit us over the head with BS promos for that video game??
ReplyDeleteRad little set there...
ReplyDeleteJuly? MITB I believe.
ReplyDeleteI kinda dig Rhodes' theme.
ReplyDeleteInteresting blend on their music
ReplyDeleteMITB, I believe. or the MITB at SS?
ReplyDeleteDo. Not. Like.
ReplyDeletedamn them, for promoting their own video game.
ReplyDeleteHHH: "I'm so MAD I have to BURY people!!!"
ReplyDeleteHe took the summer off to work on his tan.
ReplyDeleteI like that golddust and cody mash up
ReplyDeleteNegative Nancy!
ReplyDeleteStop downvoting me, John Cena.
ReplyDeleteOk, I know they say "Samoa." Aside from that....no f'ing clue.
ReplyDeleteOne more comment!
ReplyDeleteThere was no MITB match at Summerslam.
ReplyDeleteU SO CRAZY!
ReplyDelete(Sounds better when I say it)
Then MITB. He had that nasty bruise on his leg, but apparently, it was the least of his problems.
ReplyDeleteOr a Nervous Nellie who is afraid of change
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with advertising, but the WWE tends to go overboard when it's their own product..
ReplyDeleteThe Shield should have the Freebird rule with ALL the title they hold.
ReplyDeleteI dislike that comment.
ReplyDeleteVince: "Rey earn your fucking check, go talk to the lawn mowers!"
ReplyDeleteChange can lick my ass. Twice. Cause that's how it always happens.
ReplyDeleteRey's last match, if you can remember it your memory is something special.
ReplyDeleteRey on commentary? I don't know about all that. His promos were never exactly a strong suit
ReplyDeleteIt's LARGER THAN LIFE.
ReplyDeleteYeah but it's their own product.
ReplyDeleteOh god, retired Rey Mysterio kinda sucks.
ReplyDeleteAsian ref. Now I've seen it all
ReplyDelete"Oh god, Rey Mysterio kinda sucks."
ReplyDeleteFIFY
33% chance of winning? Are they playing paper rock scissors for the titles?
ReplyDeleteSo who yells into the Spanish guys headsets?
ReplyDeletewhat the....
ReplyDeleteLet's ask Scott Steiner.
ReplyDeleteYou know they can be trusted to count because Asians are good at math!
ReplyDeleteJBL is gonna have a field day with the "peripheral vision" jokes.
ReplyDeleteINS?
ReplyDeleteWant the Rhodes to win because I'm not off the bandwagon yet.
ReplyDeleteKing: "That was an inverted atomic drop."
ReplyDeleteParallax: "Fuck you! Get your own schtick!"
WWE.COM: Rey Mysterio just banged his knee on the Spanish Announcer's desk and will be out for the next 6-8 months. Her's wishing him a speedy recovery!
ReplyDeleteVince's non-union Mexican equivalent.
ReplyDeleteHey now...it's not like he's Sin Cara.
ReplyDeleteAgree.
ReplyDeleteEl McMahnico?
ReplyDeleteIt would be Russoesque to take the straps off them so soon.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine John Cena going on anytime other than last, unless Sandow cashes in. Because I can't see Cena losing his first match back or being WHC.
ReplyDeleteI still think the Rhodes boys should come out in Polka Dots at least once.
ReplyDeleteDamn I'm actually excited to Ambrose vs Langston.
ReplyDelete"Because I can't see Cena..."
ReplyDeleteHe's been telling you that for years!
He wouldn't have made it out of his house.
ReplyDeleteSince a ref's job is to help drive the in ring action, I would expect a clusterfuck here..
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteThat was actually quite good.
ReplyDeleteI know we always bitch about Big E's finisher, but is there a reason he doesn't just land on his side so it at least looks like the opponent is taking the brunt of the landing?
ReplyDeleteshould be good.
ReplyDeleteFuck you. That's why.
ReplyDelete-WWE Creative
That's what she said
ReplyDeleteSweet monkey Jesus. Lawler just said he saw Bad Grandpa. Jerry. Your age. Act it. At least a little.
ReplyDelete(pondering divorce comment)
ReplyDelete(nah)
Perfectly acceptable wrestling here.
ReplyDeleteThese guys have the uncanny ability to make me LESS interested in the match.
ReplyDelete"have you noticed Goldust has all these movie references?" Yeah King, back in 95
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's like they're fucking trying to be annoying.
ReplyDelete:: Breaks down in tears ::
ReplyDeleteWhere else is he supposed to meet girls? He's still cursing the death of arcades!
ReplyDeleteOmegle?
ReplyDeleteThey could go a half hour easy.
ReplyDeleteLLOL Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteNah Eastern European Facebook knockoffs probably.
ReplyDeleteThe twitter scroll on a PPV? lol
ReplyDelete"That's what she said."
ReplyDelete-Parallax
Nice move, Reigns.
ReplyDeleteI always like the 'knock the partner off the apron to stop the hot tag' spot.
ReplyDeleteMan you just idolize me don't you
ReplyDeleteRepost...just cause:
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Goddammit....I hate it when they have no DQ matches and it doesn't just become a tornado match.
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteOr, I enjoy mocking you.
Feel free to pick your pleasure.
No one calls them the U.S.O's, JBL. Shut up.
ReplyDeleteSeth Rollins not exactly the master of trashtalk
ReplyDelete...old man?
ReplyDeleteRelatively...
ReplyDeleteSeth is so annoying. Who knew he'd be such a good heel.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the show tonight?
ReplyDeleteHe is the oldest dude in the ring.. which makes me feel that much older.
ReplyDeleteThe "Get it up Old man" was pretty creepy . . .
ReplyDeleteMiami
ReplyDeleteMiami.
ReplyDeleteCody's moonsault press is awesome.
ReplyDeleteIts like JBL forgot how to talk to people when he was out trekking mountains. Hes awful now
ReplyDeleteI got a little aroused.
ReplyDeleteCody is almost main event-level "over" these days. I'm not sure if a feud with Goldust at WM is the right thing for him.
ReplyDeleteRikishi drop. Or at least that's how I think of it.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... wonder if WWE even remembers how over Bryan was there.
ReplyDeleteHHH has dibs on him after he goes over bryan
ReplyDeleteNice Samoan drop.
ReplyDeleteSo are we all in agreement that Orton and Cena are getting the belts tonight. And will they run Orton vs DB part 4 at survivor series?
ReplyDeleteNah. I wanna see it.
ReplyDeleteSome rare praise for WWE. they have actually succeeded in making me somewhat interested in the tag titles in the past year or so.
ReplyDeleteThe Greg Valentine heel stuff is interesting. I wouldn't want to be a heel today - back then, you could be overtly racist, sexist, etc and get cheap heat. In the 'Be a Star' era, you lack so many tools versus back then. All you can do now is piss on someone's sports team.
ReplyDeleteThe real JBL died on that mountain and what we have now is a Life Model Decoy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll follow your example and pick lots and lots of candy as my pleasure
ReplyDeleteHm. Does he have a faint mustache?
ReplyDeleteThe long Team Hell No and Shield reigns have helped quite a bit.
ReplyDeleteHolY FUCK!
ReplyDeleteWHOA
ReplyDeleteSomeone's been watching some PWG...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was that?
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit
ReplyDeleteI feel for the wrestlers in the match after this. This will be hard to follow up.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely. I almost feel like theyre "weekending at bernies" us
ReplyDeleteWhat The Fuck!!! HOLY SHIT CHANT!!!
ReplyDeleteIce cream.
ReplyDeleteNever saw that one before, poor Seth has no control over his body in that situation.
ReplyDeleteActually yeah it started with Team Hell no, before that it was kofi and random tag partner or epico and primo.
ReplyDeleteGoing over Sandow for the WHT
ReplyDeleteMan has any group ever delivered so much in such a short amount of time as the Shield?
ReplyDeleteNice finish.
ReplyDeleteWho woulda known that long dominant title reigns can raise the prestige of a title.
ReplyDeleteHe sold that "Cross Rhodes" like death.
ReplyDeleteThat was even better than I thought it would be
ReplyDeleteGreat finish
ReplyDeleteLies and propaganda!
ReplyDelete-WWE Creative
Nope, that's why I'm glad they quickly got over that slump earlier this year.
ReplyDeletewow that was a great finish. Really good match too.
ReplyDeleteNot in the WWE.
ReplyDeleteCody hit that cross rhodes so well he almost added an extra revolution
ReplyDeletegreat opening match.
ReplyDelete1 for 1...
ReplyDeleteThat is the best 3 way tag in a world without the Smackdown 6.
ReplyDeleteA) That was the best Cross Rhodes I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteB) Tag team wrestling hasn't been this good in the WWE since the Smackdown 6.
I'm sorry, that entrance theme mashup is hot ass.
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