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THE LIGHTNING ROUND!

I don't think you've had a lightning round in a while, but I was just wondering about your musings on the following gimmicks and personas:

--Dr. of Thuganomics John Cena

Loved it at the time, although I’d probably have gotten sick of it just as fast as I did with Super-Cena.  But yeah, I was all aboard the Cena train when he was getting the rocket push.

--Reverend D-Von

It was more clever than interesting.

--Legend Killer Randy Orton circa 2004

Should have been even bigger before Undertaker kind of derailed it.  It was a tremendous concept, though. 

--Hollywood Heel Rock (I know, it's Rocky, what's not to love, but how did you think this stacked up among his character runs?)

Brilliant, high-concept trolling from the master.  He did it just to prove he could.  Unfortunately he never had a chance to draw on top with it. 

--The New Age Outlaws

Huge fan, but much like everyone else I was burned on them by the time they did the reunion and farewell in 2000.  It was a gimmick that lasted the perfect amount of time and drew all the money it was going to. 

--The SmackDown Six (the three-way tag team feuds between Angle, Rey, Edge, Benwho, and Los Guerreros) 

Only thing that kept me sane in 2002. 

--nWo in WWE

Waste of time and money. 

--RAW GM Eric Bischoff

Should have drawn millions in a deeply-layered meta-textual war with Vince McMahon as revenge for WCW’s death, but they hugged in his first appearance and he was just a effective but clownish heel instead. 

--Rated-R Superstar Edge circa Banging Lita

Well we all know how I feel about Lita from that era.  I was so far burned out on wrestling in general that I never really got into Edge’s run on top, to be honest. 

--Dancing Lance Storm (cabbage-patching face turn after Austin called him "Boring"; a try at personality, embarrassing, or just plain forgettable? I actually admit to having a soft spot for this one)

Barely even remember that one. 

--The Hurricane

He was right where he should have been with that gimmick. 

--Right to Censor

I really wish the people involved would have been better, because it was an awesome pure heel gimmick in a time when “cool heels” where dominating and annoying everyone. 

--Alliance Heel Stone Cold

I believe this falls under the Invasion / Heel Cena / Montreal rule. 

Bonus question: Over/under the unification of the world titles lasting longer than the apartment switch on Friends?

They’re jumping through so many hoops to avoid actually advertising and/or promising a unification that you can only think it’ll be the belt-swapping scenario everyone has guessed.