Yeah but that's Florida cold. This is REAL cold that the likes of us aren't used to. This is it's 25 degrees out and my dick just broke off because it turned into a fucking icicle cold!
I'm in Atlanta and I have 26 on my thermometer... It also displays the highs and lows of the last 24 hours and apparently at some point last night/this morning it was 17. Fucking 17!
I thought that it started off slow, the first ten minutes about the WBF was brutal, but it actually turned out to be a decent interview. Luger admitted to saying a lot of dickish things back then, no wonder people dislike him, and his recent health problems have certainly humbled him.
Yea. The WBF part was awful. It wasnt a terrible shoot, but I expected more for some reason. He never really said anything of substance, if you know what I mean.
It was weird. My parents usually come down here for a week around this time and hang out. They didn't this year. Went to my gfs family's place...wasn't fun at all.
I spent the day rewatching the Dark Knight trilogy. I was wondering if I missed something since everybody seemed to think they were amazing and I didn't dig em all that much. Originally I thought Batman Begins was boring and horribly paced, Dark Knight was really good, and DK Rises was a bunch of mediocre action scenes without much story to go with it. I'm about to start Dark Knight Rises now, but my opinions on the first two haven't changed.
I HATE how Tazz was a heel Aces amd Eights announcer for awhile, now he's just "our Tazz" again. I guess if only 64 people are watching it doesn't really matter
+1 for the Mike Rotunda look-a-like priest +2 for Samoa Joe's munchies +1 for Kennedy in the casket (LOCK THE FUCKING THING CLOSED NEXT TIME HE'S IN IT!) +1 for the D-Lo bobblehead +1 for Joe's eulogy +6 for the proper "burial" of the beer +1 more for Joe not giving Angle a beer +1 for the Booty Shorts mention -2 for not getting those off LIVE +1 for Bully Ray's entrance +1 for Bully Ray's promo -100 for the segment in the end.
They got the Storm elimination right, Gunner's was solid, Magnus should have gotten one elimination before his removal, and Angle's Cena-lite (he lost, at least).
And it did get decent time, although it could have taken another ten most likely.
A perfect TNA Thanksgiving would be eaten while listening to Jeff Hardy's Greatest Hits CD. Oh, I'm sorry...Jeff Hardy's Greatest Hits digital download.
I have a feeling this place will be a ghost town tonight.
ReplyDeleteI will still try and get the entertainment rolling and say Brooke's Ass is something we should all be thankful for.
EC3 is in da house.
ReplyDeleteI've spent SO much time on the BoD today. It's making me reflect on some things
ReplyDeleteI always think think his entrance is going to say "E A SPORTS... IS IN THE GAME"
ReplyDeleteAnd still can't make a dent on the comments.
ReplyDeleteCurry Man. Oh boy.
ReplyDeleteWTF is this?
ReplyDeleteBayless, are you here? I watched the Luger 93 timeline at at work yesterday. Curious on your thoughts...
ReplyDeleteAnd now... Velvet shall die.
ReplyDeleteNot watching Impact but I'll check on this to see if anything interesting is happening (in the comments, nothing interesting happens on Impact).
ReplyDeleteI'm in Boston now and it's FUCKING COLD! I miss my Florida weather!
ReplyDeleteDude, it got cold here today and yesterday. Low 50s during the day
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
ReplyDeleteJef just missed a nice shot...
ReplyDeleteYeah but that's Florida cold. This is REAL cold that the likes of us aren't used to. This is it's 25 degrees out and my dick just broke off because it turned into a fucking icicle cold!
ReplyDeleteYea man. I don't doubt it at all. Grew up in philly so am familiar.
ReplyDeleteiMpact... so dull it has us talking about the weather
ReplyDeleteI'm in Atlanta and I have 26 on my thermometer... It also displays the highs and lows of the last 24 hours and apparently at some point last night/this morning it was 17. Fucking 17!
ReplyDeleteHa! But we are talking about me freezing to death as well! My thin Florida skin and blood can't handle this.
ReplyDeleteWtf is this?
ReplyDeleteJeez man, that sucks. I just don't like cold weather. I live someplace that has as little of it as possible!
ReplyDeleteThat was a waste of nice graphics.
ReplyDeleteTurkey bowl? Ideas like this is why you have to rent those costumes.
ReplyDeletePraise white Jesus:
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I do approve of Zema Ion's return. At least in this role, his chances of getting near the X-Div title are zero.
ReplyDeleteOkay jobbers, time to sell for others.
ReplyDeleteI'll have it for next time. I'm tapping out early tonight because I found out I have to work a half shift tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteNo biggie. That's why they invented hot toddys.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Happy Thanksgiving and Happy First Day of Chanuaka for any of Gods chosen people out there. How was everybody's turkey day?
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeletehttp://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af24/thejohnreport/brookeadamsass_zpsc7900c11.jpg
Tazzs cackle is so fucking annoyning
ReplyDeleteFirst time in years I only have to suffer through one family instead of 3 = win... hough I would have rather just stayed home.
ReplyDeleteThat was a misuse of jobbers.
ReplyDeleteThe Gobbledy Gooker had TWINS?
ReplyDeleteGod help us.
I thought that it started off slow, the first ten minutes about the WBF was brutal, but it actually turned out to be a decent interview. Luger admitted to saying a lot of dickish things back then, no wonder people dislike him, and his recent health problems have certainly humbled him.
ReplyDeleteYou're working on a National Holiday? Good man! Get this man a raise! He gives us all raises in our pants every Thursday!
ReplyDeleteGrating family or you just want to stay home and be lazy?
ReplyDelete[The Fuj]Those hoes ain't gonna pimp themselves, pimpin'.[/The Fuj]
ReplyDeletehttps://tnaimages.com/m/BT-MRBANNER/l.jpg
ReplyDeleteBoth really. Not a big family guy... and hate giving up a day off for this stuff.
ReplyDeleteYea. The WBF part was awful. It wasnt a terrible shoot, but I expected more for some reason. He never really said anything of substance, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteI so hate The Cowboys!
ReplyDeleteSeeing AJ hold that title upside down in the car still makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteDixies acting is below porn level
ReplyDeleteI get that, I'm enjoying myself since I haven't seen my little brothers and sister in about two years.
ReplyDeleteYou know what, GOD BLESS THE IMPACT MUTANTS!
ReplyDeleteThat level of hostility to stupidity needs to be seen more often.
So softcore porn level then?
ReplyDeleteNope, lower than that.
ReplyDeleteIt was weird. My parents usually come down here for a week around this time and hang out. They didn't this year. Went to my gfs family's place...wasn't fun at all.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is not a national holiday
ReplyDeleteTonight is.
ReplyDeleteNo shit, but he said he had to work a half day tomorrow
ReplyDelete... nevermind.
ReplyDeleteYea. I'd say lower then that. I'm not sure what that is though...High school level plays???
ReplyDeleteLower...
ReplyDeleteI'm just making sure the Impact post has the requisite amount of filth-flarn-flith that you come to expect outta me..
ReplyDeleteSpice network..not even Cinemax-quality stuff.
ReplyDeleteI spent the day rewatching the Dark Knight trilogy. I was wondering if I missed something since everybody seemed to think they were amazing and I didn't dig em all that much. Originally I thought Batman Begins was boring and horribly paced, Dark Knight was really good, and DK Rises was a bunch of mediocre action scenes without much story to go with it. I'm about to start Dark Knight Rises now, but my opinions on the first two haven't changed.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Spice go hardcore years ago?
ReplyDeleteCould be. I knew they cut out the good parts when I was a young Porn Peddler.
ReplyDelete...and I'm out. Enjoy the rest of your evening:
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Yeah, I want to say it was sometime during my high school days.
ReplyDeleteI HATE how Tazz was a heel Aces amd Eights announcer for awhile, now he's just "our Tazz" again. I guess if only 64 people are watching it doesn't really matter
ReplyDeleteI will enjoy seeing Team Angle self-destruct tonight. Hopefully Kurt doesn't do the same.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Joe not giving a bottle to Angle after Angle reached for it.
ReplyDeleteNot giving one to Kurt was a funny touch
ReplyDeleteLol. Joe not giving Angle a beer was a nice little touch
ReplyDeletePut those booty shorts on E-Bay!
ReplyDeleteHow dare they not show us Brooke removing those?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDelete+1 for the Mike Rotunda look-a-like priest
ReplyDelete+2 for Samoa Joe's munchies
+1 for Kennedy in the casket (LOCK THE FUCKING THING CLOSED NEXT TIME HE'S IN IT!)
+1 for the D-Lo bobblehead
+1 for Joe's eulogy
+6 for the proper "burial" of the beer
+1 more for Joe not giving Angle a beer
+1 for the Booty Shorts mention
-2 for not getting those off LIVE
+1 for Bully Ray's entrance
+1 for Bully Ray's promo
-100 for the segment in the end.
Final Score: -86 Credit for trying.
Are the hood and sunglasses so no one will recognize him? Because I don't think its going to work
ReplyDeleteAt least Miz got hiptossed by a damn ATHLETE (former).
ReplyDeleteAngle vs. a boy band musician? Someone's neck needed to break.
I still think dropping the number of PPV was fucking stupid. Just hold them in the iMpact Zone... how could you possibly lose money?
ReplyDeleteLet's see if they can do Survivor Series right.
ReplyDelete*popping up from underneath the BoD ring through The Warrior's trap door*
ReplyDeleteHey, fellas.
Sup. This place is very lively tonight
ReplyDeleteI see that. I just turned the show on because I was watching "Heat" on Cinemax.
ReplyDeleteHey Gunner, you could have punched Sabin... doubt the ref would have said much.
ReplyDeleteFun fact... DeNiro and Pacino were never actually in a scene together
ReplyDeleteI actually think they could have flipped a coin for the two roles.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean?
ReplyDeleteEach guy could have played the other character just as well.
ReplyDeleteGotcha. Movie in general hasn't aged well.
ReplyDelete4 on 1? Oh shit, time for Super Angle. Cena, you might want to take notes... nah, you already aced this course.
ReplyDeleteStephen Dorff looks so cool with that there e-ciggy.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was him... career is going really well
ReplyDeleteWell, if he's off the nicotine and the coke, he's no longer "creative".
ReplyDeleteI wonder where CM Punks lands on the issue of E Cigarettes
ReplyDeleteKaz doesn't protect himself very well on the suplexes
ReplyDeleteSo incredible... he eliminated NOBODY Tenay, you dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI guess even TNA can't book these type of matches right. "It's an outdated concept".
ReplyDeleteThey got the Storm elimination right, Gunner's was solid, Magnus should have gotten one elimination before his removal, and Angle's Cena-lite (he lost, at least).
ReplyDeleteAnd it did get decent time, although it could have taken another ten most likely.
I am seriously ordering Hardy's album as we speak.
ReplyDelete(Note: I am not ordering Hardy's album as we speak)
I Dixie hot for Nephew?
ReplyDeleteYeah, they've given up on tonight. So, at this point, so will I.
ReplyDeletePrediction for what I miss: Silly food fight that makes me NOT regret changing the channel.
A perfect TNA Thanksgiving would be eaten while listening to Jeff Hardy's Greatest Hits CD. Oh, I'm sorry...Jeff Hardy's Greatest Hits digital download.
ReplyDeleteMan are you going to feel silly if that doesn't happen and instead we get a Brooke Thanksgiving pole dance! That is a totally likely thing!
ReplyDeleteI thought Parallax would get that as his bedchamber music for the various wives he enjoys.
ReplyDeleteJeff's greatest can be found in the singles section
ReplyDeleteIf that happens, YouTube will save the day.
ReplyDeleteThat joke didn't work the way I'd hoped... lets pretend it didn't happen.
ReplyDelete+1 for honesty.
ReplyDeleteDamn it! Now I am going to be wishing I actually had a bed chamber! My room will never seem as awesome now!
ReplyDeleteHas Brooke been on the show tonight?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Velvet lose her match?
ReplyDeleteSo TNA has opted to feed their winners instead of pay them. I guess that's fair.
ReplyDeleteDisappointing.
ReplyDeleteSabin FTFY
ReplyDeleteVery
ReplyDeleteVelvet's ass is a mediocre substitute. Like those cheap baking buns in place of real homemade biscuits or bread.
ReplyDeleteI'm thankful for remote controls. Adios. 'llax, I'm sure you're the only one left, so....later.
ReplyDeleteWay to stay on theme
ReplyDeleteLook at that it ended in a food fight.
ReplyDeleteFuck this holiday.
Fuck this show.
:: Turns out the lights on his way out ::
Good grief.
ReplyDeleteClutch!
ReplyDeleteYeah they were. The dinner scene. On my Blu-Ray copy you can see that they are on-screen together. I believe.
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