Tonight is the "Final Resolution" show. Matches include:
Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus for the TNA Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
Gail Kim & Lei'D Tapa vs. ODB & Madison Rayne
Plus, the "Feast or Fired" Briefcases will be revealed
Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus for the TNA Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
Gail Kim & Lei'D Tapa vs. ODB & Madison Rayne
Plus, the "Feast or Fired" Briefcases will be revealed
:: Taps Mic ::
ReplyDeleteIs this thing on?
Barely
ReplyDeleteYes, your just off your game tonight.
ReplyDeleteHow do you figure?
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't figure we will have much of a crowd tonight... either that or Fuj had everyone killed to prevent me from passing him.
ReplyDeleteIs this setting up for a Magnus/Dixie alignment?
ReplyDeleteNot sure, but hey, tonight could be your night to make history.
ReplyDeleteNot sure but Magnus has been on a slow burn heel turn for quite some time.
ReplyDeleteHopefully not.
ReplyDeleteMagnus, the key words that you should have used were use to.
ReplyDeleteWhy they didn't go with Roode/Angle has the final so Angle could beat him to pay off that angle and get his redemption by getting the title.
ReplyDeleteBecause...TNA....
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll threaten to take the show to the UK.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry parallax, tonight you will make history.
ReplyDeleteOnce Jef shows up the party will really start.
ReplyDeleteLooking at Kurt angle makes me want to have a few less drinks tonight.
ReplyDeleteby GAWD. 4th y the end of this thread?
ReplyDeleteKurt Angle: Role model for all the wrong reasons.
ReplyDeletePlllllllease let Chavo get fired.
ReplyDeleteHopefully.
ReplyDeleteThat's the goal
ReplyDeleteSadly, I wish that they would bring back King of The Mountain.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather jack off with sandpaper than follow Dixie on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteThat is actually not as painful as it sounds... so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteAngles singlet looks so funny to me. Wtf kurt
ReplyDeleteSo are we allowed to talk about the heavyweight title winner openly, or is it still a secret for those who don't want spoilers?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who it is. I'm sure you can wait another 90 minutes.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of looks like a Captain America ripoff singlet.
ReplyDeleteNo spoiler please
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think that Kurt Angle will live to see 50 years old? He is 45 right now.
ReplyDeleteNot if he keeps doing dangerous spots.
ReplyDeleteDef. Kinda makes him loom fat also
ReplyDeleteIts a coin flip. He could find something that saves him... Jesus/DDP whatever... he could cash out early... or he could just have Jake Roberts luck
ReplyDeleteCertainly. He's made it this far.
ReplyDeleteI guess he should have stopped worrying about Karens thunder thighs.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I didnt think he was that old. I like kurt alot, hope he fings god or methadone or something
ReplyDeleteI can actually picture this guy literally killing himself in the ring. He is a fucking lunatic who has no limits.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read them but I never post them. When I post the News Updates, I make it a point to not post anything that could reveal a spoiler.
ReplyDeleteDo these Impact PPV-lite specials make a difference to the ratings?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely not.
ReplyDeleteWas listening to keller in the car and he claims he has sources that say the aj thing is actually a shoot. That the original plan was to run the punk storyline but then eventually negotiate a contract. Claims AJ is booked for 8 indy shows in January/February and is making BANK for those shows. How fucking dumb is tna if this is correct?
ReplyDeleteA little bit but that was when they were live and now that everything is being taped, I am not so sure that trend will continue
ReplyDelete"Does anything tna do make a difference in the ratings" I think is the better question
ReplyDeleteGot it, just thought I ask before I did anything stupid.
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2011/09/file_242840_0_brooke-fotos-1.jpg
ReplyDeleteGood. I remember when a former poster here posted a spoiler right on the main page... then people got banned a couple of days later for spoiling in a PPV thread.
ReplyDeleteI still think its all a work
ReplyDeleteWasn't that the reddit guy?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't seem like the Fuj is coming back anytime soon though.
ReplyDeleteNope. He comments on NPP somewhat, but doesn't seem to like it here any more.
ReplyDeleteHe actually commented on something a week ago.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Keller say Triple H was leaving TLC with both titles?
ReplyDeleteWell, 30 minutes late is better than nothing.
ReplyDeleteThats gonna be really hard to beat.
ReplyDeleteI just cut that statement to my clipboard so I an just paste it throughout this thread instead of just retyping it. Im sure ill use it at least 3 more times
That's what she said!
ReplyDeleteWill watch tomorrow. Very excited for this.
ReplyDeleteBig win for Roode.
ReplyDeleteDidnt hear that one
ReplyDeleteIs there anything Bobby Rood DIDN'T hook to get that pin?
ReplyDeleteRoode wins? Really? What the actual fuck?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear any bitch tell me she's late for ANYTHING.
ReplyDelete"Where does Angle go from here?"
ReplyDeleteRehab?
I can deal with that.
ReplyDeleteYou could be right.
ReplyDeleteAJ is re-signed. He is working 8-10 indy dates to make the storyline more realistic.
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't be able to. It is horrible story telling.
ReplyDeleteInsert Amy Winehouse song here
ReplyDeleteI consider that a good omen for the rest of the night. Time for Roode to be done with Angle.
ReplyDeleteI remember that. Wacky stuff.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that thinks that Gunner looks like Sean William Scott with that beard?
ReplyDeletehttp://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z3/clock12_2009/BrookeAdamsonBFGstupidshot_zpsfc78b400.jpg
ReplyDeleteDo you think this made Orlando Jordan straight?
ReplyDeletehttp://i51.tinypic.com/6521i9.gif
That is (one of the places) where the penis goes!
ReplyDeleteAngle's next shot at Roode should not happen until these two things happen:
ReplyDelete1: Roode wins the title (don't care from who)
2: Angle goes on a solid streak of wins.
I wouldn't complain if these two didn't meet again until 2015. Or late 2014 at shortest.
A poster mentioned the Reddit guy being right in the PPV thread and got banned. He didnt outright post spoilers though, like the other person Parallax mentioned
ReplyDeleteTJ...anyone read any good books lately? I just got my monthly audible allotment open again so looking for something good to listen to
ReplyDeleteDepends on the grit.
ReplyDeleteJordan looked unphased.
ReplyDeleteI like these "wrestlers questioning themselves" storylines. THIS is wrestling storytelling wwe.
ReplyDeleteAnd cue Kurt leaving wrestling story #5....
ReplyDeleteI would like to know Gail and Madison inside and out! (Mostly inside)
ReplyDeleteI knew someone would take note of that.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I'm not a large fan of her current hair color.
ReplyDeleteWhat works Eric?
ReplyDeleteEric Young, you will NOT be allowed to wrap gifts here.
ReplyDeleteDoes Eric still have that show on Animal Planet?
ReplyDeleteThis week, instead of a poll, I selected a question and whoever is the first to guess correctly will get to select the shoot interview that I will review next week. I have over a hundred shoots and will send you the list that you can pick from
ReplyDeleteHere is the link:
http://www.rspwfaq.net/2013/12/which-shoot-interview-should-be_19.html
Likewise.
ReplyDeleteI forget what PPV i was but one of the mods banned like 7 people for "spoilers" including one guy that just said something like "Orton is going to win"
ReplyDeleteHey Bayless, if you really wanted to you could pass 2 people tonight.
ReplyDelete"Conan" Chris Walker?
ReplyDeleteLOL. love the new thread bayless. If I didnt have to leave id sit there and just guess every shoot interview.
ReplyDeleteShould probably be a guess limit for that very reason
ReplyDeleteThought I would try something new this week plus I was too lazy to compile a poll
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/acb37fcd1f15eee9b818ad0020b2b9fe/tumblr_mvinfr3mHO1rbmjvuo1_250.gif
ReplyDelete+1 to the fan shouting LIAR!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the guy calling Joseph Park a liar
ReplyDeletehttp://31.media.tumblr.com/baa2fb81fc0da029b6c6741a56c6cf38/tumblr_mxyrvlXhTA1t13q8vo1_250.gif
ReplyDeleteShe has a good horse stance.
ReplyDeleteAlso ass she has a really great ass.
Why hello there...
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck is this boring
ReplyDeleteIf only Eric brought Janis as a gift.
ReplyDeleteJanis?
ReplyDeleteFOUND IT!
ReplyDeleteYes!
ReplyDeleteTaz: "Is this almost over"
ReplyDeleteShot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments...
I just marked out for a second.
ReplyDeleteIt would be funny if one of those bags had the TV title in it.
ReplyDeleteChavo will be FIRED!, God willing.
ReplyDeleteChavo gets the WHC title shot or GTFO (I like being spiteful)
ReplyDeleteTechnically, the titles still active.
ReplyDeleteI bet she doesn't use any of that talent in the sack and just fucking lays there because women are awful creatures
ReplyDeleteUsing that instead of the X-Division title, or even the Tag Titles, would have been nice,
ReplyDeleteThat title went through so many name changes.
ReplyDeleteWhile I will probably never find out for myself, I doubt that's the case.
ReplyDeleteI'll still hold out hope that she does porn.
The show just isn't the same without Hogan. lol.
ReplyDeleteWWE uses the Sledgehammer of Plot... what's TNA's version?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't really serious... and clearly she has the physical attributes and skills to be a good lay... but she doesn't give me that sex fiend vibe like AJ and some of the others do.
ReplyDeleteCome on, bring out Feast or Fired.
ReplyDeleteYou have to have a plot first
ReplyDeleteWhy does it sound like Joe is trying to sell him drugs?
ReplyDeleteBecause Jeff Hardy? Because Joe needs to cover the drop in salary?
ReplyDeleteJeff's got to fight those demons.
ReplyDeleteSigh. GO AWAY DIXIE.
ReplyDeleteHe is just playing the odds?
ReplyDeleteYes, this segment use to take place in the ring without her.
ReplyDeleteSmith and Stone? They couldn't give them Jewish names?
ReplyDelete1 for 1, right guy with right title shot.
ReplyDeleteGunner vs Storm for the title, book it.
ReplyDeleteStorm's nowhere near the World title. Nor is Gunner, despite the shot.
ReplyDeleteEC3 gets the pink slip... Dixie somehow unfires him
ReplyDeleteWe know Chavo...you remind us every damned time you show up.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Sting, for extending this shit.
ReplyDeleteShe said there is nothing she could do.
ReplyDeleteOh well then it is set in stone
ReplyDeleteSomeone already guessed the correct answer. It was Bob Holly. Congrats to poster CG4
ReplyDeleteWell, of course not.
ReplyDeleteLess talking...more Chavo firing....
ReplyDeleteStings getting fired.
ReplyDeleteThank You!!!
ReplyDeleteAunt Vickie, I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteCHAVO'S GONE! THERE IS A GOD!
ReplyDeleteKick rocks, Chavo!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is going to kill himself so he can go have **** matches with Eddie in hell!
ReplyDelete...wow I even found that to be in poor taste
Eddie took part of it.
ReplyDeleteFuck it, I laughed. But yeah, wrong.
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/b264415bbb228c33763f6b7a59aace18/tumblr_my0o51oEa41r1eqygo1_500.png
ReplyDeleteThe ghost of Eddie made sure the choice was the right one.
ReplyDeleteWe've already established there is a God.
ReplyDeleteINFERNO MATCHES FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to learn more about her... her hopes, dreams, ambitions... I really want to get to know her as a person.
ReplyDeleteThey have the talent to book a really good promotion in hell
ReplyDeleteStill, it's not as bad as laughing at the thought of Brock going to a hospital and giving an F5 to a make a wish kid.
ReplyDeleteI hope your pc has a power surge so it will be well protected when you're getting struck by lightning for that doozy.
ReplyDeleteYeah MIke...ain't it great?!?!!
ReplyDeleteYou have any idea how difficult it was to finish that?
ReplyDeleteYour dislike for Chavo seems on par for mine of Mysterio
ReplyDeleteMadison REALLY needs black hair. That reddish brown isn't doing anything...
ReplyDeleteI was hoping the mommy weight would have filled out Madison's ass more.
ReplyDeleteMadison is hot I guess... but there is really nothing about her that differentiates her from 1,000,000 other women
ReplyDeleteMine burns brighter than both of yours put together.
ReplyDeleteI've come to the conclusion that Vince was right putting Horny over Chavo as many times as he did.
You hang out in the garage in NY THIS time of the year Taz?
ReplyDeleteHer theme music
ReplyDeleteShe was away on one of those baby vacations women get?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he has a heater.
ReplyDeleteLOL... good point
ReplyDeleteDon't know if this is good or bad, but I enjoy her theme music, despite the fact that it sounds like a mess.
ReplyDeleteTamina had a better boot on Monday.
ReplyDeleteYea, I always felt that way about Tara's
ReplyDeleteMy friend and I had a running joke that Vince was doing that to get out of Chavo's contract because he was only there because Vince felt guilty about Eddie... and every time Hornswaggle would go over Vince would look at him and say "NOW do you quit?" and Chavo would be all "Nope! :: Cashes check :: "
ReplyDeleteI actually thought it worked when she did it
ReplyDeleteSin Cara was the one that finally did him in.
ReplyDeleteYou're about 9 away from passing Fuji, 'lax.
ReplyDeleteYou were talking about her music. My bad.
ReplyDeleteI'm keeping score don't you worry.
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/04f9e31668c16524f513e2cbfcfb4a59/tumblr_mrz2mrUWvn1qcds4qo3_250.gif
ReplyDeleteWow, this gets the rest of the show?
ReplyDeleteLess Brooke is the biggest casualty of Aces and 8's going away
ReplyDeleteThat generally suck with theme music...but when they get it right they nail it.
ReplyDeleteElysium, a film I like to pretend is the sequel to District 9.
ReplyDeleteAny good?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get through it
ReplyDeleteDamn
ReplyDeleteHow the FUCK do you not know who to go to for a belt, you Botoxed dick-blowing cougar slut?
ReplyDeleteI remember a few years ago how they made an on air joke how the MCMG's were told by Foley that they had the worst theme music in pro wrestling, I disagree. I always thought that Trent Barreta and Croft's first theme was the worst.
ReplyDeleteBecause she knows nothing about wrestling?
ReplyDeleteThe last five words answer that question.
ReplyDeleteWhich one?
ReplyDeleteHardy Crazy Bump O/U: 3.5
ReplyDeleteShe should call Wild Cat belts.
ReplyDeleteI'll clean my ears with an electric drill before I listen to Jeff Hardy's single.
ReplyDeleteI would put a drill bit on the drill.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way it isn't awful
ReplyDeleteOk Jeff, but didn't you have this redemption story last year?
ReplyDeleteI'll take Savages album please.
ReplyDeleteSigh. Jeff, I will CHEER you on from today if you drop Dixie right now. And jump off the top of the cage, landing on her.
ReplyDeleteHis family? What does Matt owe her?
ReplyDeleteBTW this post ties me with Fuj
That would be the greatest thing ever.
ReplyDeleteUh, Vince McMahon?
ReplyDeleteSorry guys, Dixie's actually a pretty fantastic heel.
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