Matches for tonight include:
Joseph Park vs. Bad Influence in a "Monster's Ball" match
ODB vs. Lei'D Tapa
Plus, Dixie Carter as a "special announcement" to make and Magnus addresses the crowd for the first time as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.
Joseph Park vs. Bad Influence in a "Monster's Ball" match
ODB vs. Lei'D Tapa
Plus, Dixie Carter as a "special announcement" to make and Magnus addresses the crowd for the first time as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.
This will be the greatest show in the history of our sport
ReplyDeleteAs will every show.
ReplyDeleteGran Turismo 6, after a couple false starts, will be on my TV in place of the usual Impact show. So someone post some shit, for Christ sakes.
ReplyDeleteWith an announced match lineup like this, how couldnt it be?
ReplyDeleteHa, at EC3 clapping.
ReplyDeleteWe are.
ReplyDeleteThat is a combination I don't want to see.
ReplyDeleteI miss seeing Taryn Terrell on Impact. She wore next to nothing when she wrestled and it was great.
ReplyDeleteIs she out of wrestling now?
ReplyDeleteI get GTA V for Christmas then my PS3 shits the bed. Gonna wait until my taxes come back and get PS4
ReplyDeleteShe is pregnant.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm not a TNA watcher (this is my second time ever), but holy crap this chick is not very good.
ReplyDeleteNot Drew's kid I'm guessing?
ReplyDeleteOh, it's Jeff Hardy. My fault.
ReplyDeleteJeff looks so outta shape
ReplyDeleteMaybe he traded drugs for beer.
ReplyDeleteBad move by him
ReplyDeleteThis is really making me miss the subtlety and nuance of Stephanie's acting and WWE's storylines and pace.
ReplyDeleteShe bringing back King of the Mountain?
ReplyDeleteDixie needs a boob job.
ReplyDelete"I'm not leaving until they get what they want..."
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be one long fucking show
I'd say she's not repulsive looking.
ReplyDeleteI laughed audibly.
ReplyDeleteDixie Carter: Making us appreciate the things we hate.
ReplyDeleteCommercial break ends, Stings still in the ring.
ReplyDeleteNaw, she could get it. Not sure wtf shes wearing tonight but she aint bad looking. Youd think with the money and botox itd evolve into a boob job by now
ReplyDeleteI posted the question for the shoot interview that I will recap next week
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rspwfaq.net/2013/12/which-shoot-interview-should-be_26.html
Now, forgive my ignorance and lack of desire to google, but is Dixie Carter, like, someone important from wrestling history? I've pretty much exclusively ever watched WWE - is she someone's wife or something?
ReplyDeleteShe is the daughter of the company that pays TNA's bills.
ReplyDeleteHmm. Is that it?
ReplyDeleteIt's taken me an hour, two failed patch loads, a system update, a patch load, and a hard reset to get going.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened with that story? Did she beat the crap out of him in the hotel room or something?
ReplyDeleteRhonda Rousey... hot or not hot?
ReplyDeleteI'm i the middle of playing Jake's Booty Call, but I will not shirk my responsibilities.
ReplyDeleteDepends on the day. But she comes off as such a stupid bitch, I'm gonna vote "not".
ReplyDeleteOk this is actually kinda funny
ReplyDeleteI think so. Her pic in the ESPN Magazine Body edition was amazing.
ReplyDeleteIs this TNA's version of Money in the Bank? The "Bounced Payroll Check in a Briefcase"?
ReplyDeleteYeah, TNA signed a deal with a power company called Panda Energy so Dixie was the daughter of the guy that owned it, so she decided to run it. Been around since 04 or 05.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Its such a weird thing. She looks really good a t
ReplyDeleteat times, other times pretty bad
Next year it will be the "Voucher in an Envelope."
ReplyDeleteOk, this is going on long enough.
ReplyDeleteNOTHING like a 2 segment authority figure promo to start a show
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Magnus having millions of fans.
ReplyDeleteTNA' s always trying to top the E.
ReplyDeleteHey, gotta give the people what they don't want
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/EC5t5mN.gif
ReplyDeleteIt kinda looks like the same guy is talking to himself.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but Gunners beard is thicker.
ReplyDeleteAs of this particular moment I am thus far not enjoying this broadcast.
ReplyDeleteYou are a very literal person
ReplyDeleteI feel bad not knowing who any of these people are.
ReplyDeleteIf they were worth knowing about you would know about them
ReplyDeleteNo, otherwise I'd say you live in space.
ReplyDeleteWatching it tomorrow afternoon as usual. Impact is the only weekly show that has me intrigued to watch.
ReplyDelete...really?
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not like that was a big waste of time.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I gathered, one of them is "The Stooge", and he's taking on his former tag partner, "The Special Announcement".
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/oTLFId0.gif
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else really getting a vibe that Jarrett and Styles are returning at Genesis and we'll have an Originals vs. New Blood feud again in TNA?
ReplyDeleteI watch every single week and I couldn't come up with a better explanation than that.
ReplyDeleteTNA hasn't been interesting since fall 10, then again in fall 12.
ReplyDeleteLets hope so, I would like to see TNA continue its long tradition of successful stables.
ReplyDeleteAm I nuts or is chrissy teigen not nearly hot enough to be an SI swimsuit model?
ReplyDeleteOh the irony.
ReplyDeleteAs long as Tessmacher has a prominent role in one of them, I'm all for it.
ReplyDeleteWell to me it's a lot better than WWE's default mail-in RAW format they've had for the past couple of years. It's literally the same format every week. No changes at all. Nothing to draw me in as a fan to WANT to watch the show.
ReplyDeleteShe had a prominent role in my apartment earlier IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN
ReplyDeletelol.......
ReplyDelete...you kidnapped her, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteThere better be a scene in Grudge Match where Stallone and Dinero knock Kevin Hart out.
ReplyDeleteUmmmmm... Hey check this out
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/vyVGqiv.gif
I actually saw the movie today. 5.5/10
ReplyDeleteHmm, you make a valid point.
ReplyDeletehttps://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1236025_632523380103266_46111505_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteStorm is probably the person I most disagree with the "IWC" on.
ReplyDeleteThe chance that Tito made at least an attempt to tap that ass has to be near 100%.
ReplyDeleteIt would be an upgrade from his ex.
ReplyDeleteHeh, Dukes is great.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/DMr7UHL.gif
ReplyDeleteI was hoping Dixie would stay in the ring for 2 more commercial break, just for the comedy factor.
ReplyDeleteWho are we suppose to cheer for?
ReplyDeleteBrooke Alert!
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/BzuqEf1.gif
ReplyDeleteLax didn't kidnap her.
ReplyDelete...yet.
ReplyDeleteI kinda hope tna folds and brooke cant find work so she gets into porn
ReplyDeleteThis show is pre recorded...
ReplyDeleteYeah, you could just do it there, the cameras not invisible.
ReplyDeleteI hate when my jeans cut into me with that "V" pattern.
ReplyDeleteBrooke. Always Brooke.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm done with GT6 for now. 35 minutes late... yeah, good enough to join in.
ReplyDeleteI was looking at a pic of her earlier. I like the Tate chick a little bit more.
ReplyDeleteI never wear jeans, so it's not an issue here.
ReplyDeleteIts a good thing favre and brees are jean experts to tell us there are other options out there
ReplyDeleteThe best part about Brooke being on the TV means I can ease up on the gifs.
ReplyDeleteI remember in 2009 when the Frontline fought the MEM and the World Elite all over the Impact Zone arena, backstage and parking lot. It lasted over 3 commercial breaks, we need another one of those.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's not be hasty.
ReplyDeleteYou came in at the right time.
ReplyDeleteI know I missed a lot of Dixie. Which makes me happy.
ReplyDeleteTNA continuity alert!
ReplyDeleteThis is actually kinda neat.
ReplyDelete...that's what she said.
ReplyDeleteHere is your Magnus history lesson.
ReplyDeleteAwesome video. Wrestler motivation and character depth. Take notes wwe. loved it
ReplyDeleteMuch needed, actually.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wrestlenewz.com/photos/divas/miss-tessmacher-xmas-2012/img_3742.jpg
ReplyDeleteBully Ray < Summer Rae
ReplyDeleteI find Brooke attractive
ReplyDeleteLess talking, more stripping/ass shaking.
ReplyDeletehttp://cs416216.vk.me/v416216943/5c6c/SWXrhRT4ZlU.jpg
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the Don't Mess With Tess thing. I'd totally mess on her.
ReplyDeleteOr myself before getting my pants off :(
Looks: Yeah, duh.
ReplyDeleteCharacter: HELL NO.
What's a character?
ReplyDeleteIt probably has to do with the restraining order she has on the majority of the BoD.
ReplyDeleteIt makes an average wrestler fun.
ReplyDeleteMan there are a lot of double entendres here
ReplyDelete"Im not your dog"
ReplyDeleteI thought Hogan and Eric were your meal ticket.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go out on a limb here, and say this chick has a nice butt.
ReplyDeleteKinda like Psycho Cheerleader Brooke
ReplyDeleteTessmachrr is so fucking hot
ReplyDeleteHeh, I say that to all the girls, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching TNA...in my moms basement
ReplyDeletehttp://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/brooke-31.jpg
ReplyDeleteI hadn't noticed
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn I heard the crowd bark.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay 100 bucks to drink a glass of her sweat
ReplyDeleteThis is what I picture parallax saying when he dumps a girl
ReplyDeleteReally? I..I didn't notice.
ReplyDelete*picks up lotion and Kleenex box*
Excuse me.
You have no idea
ReplyDeleteBully Ray: Ruining Brooke for the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the mood music?
ReplyDelete...ooh ooh!! I got dibs on Tessmacher!!!
ReplyDeleteNever got him
ReplyDeleteBully is KILLING this promo. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll be OK if we wash the exposed parts.
ReplyDeleteThey're just copying something WWE used a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteWell Thursday night Brooke is over :: Flips the 'channel' ::
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is rock star spud? TNA is so fucking dumb. Is Brooke gonna be back out?
ReplyDeleteNot likely.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I hope they show that Cheetos commercial again.
ReplyDeleteBritish Gut Check winner. We've figured that out. Probably now.
ReplyDeleteCommercials on this channel are twice as long as regular channels.
ReplyDeleteThey need to make her like a ring girl in boxing and walk around the ring carrying a sign or something.
ReplyDeleteI'd quit my career and move to Orlando to be tessmachers chair
ReplyDeleteBritish Gut Check winner, turned Dixie servant. We already figured that out. And probably not.
ReplyDeleteAs long as it's not that Taco Bell commercial. I hate that.
ReplyDeleteIt definitely seems it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I die I hope to be reincarnated as Tessmacher's thong.
ReplyDeleteSerious question. Justin credible or magnus. Who was the better last ditch attempt by a dying promotion? And are you really a world champion when you only get paid 750 a show?
ReplyDeleteRegular channels: 2 minutes
ReplyDeleteSpike: 6 minutes
I timed it once.
Magnus at least has a future.
ReplyDeleteWhy does everybody say TNA is dying? lol
ReplyDeleteDefiantly Magnus.
ReplyDeleteI'd settle for her tampon
ReplyDeleteI actually enjoyed the tiny bit of Justin Credible that I watched.
ReplyDeleteMagnus at least has a decent skill.
ReplyDeletehttp://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q588/411mania1/Brock%20Lesnar/Brooke%20Tessmacher/brooketessmacher101513.jpg
ReplyDeleteStupid typing.
ReplyDeleteJustin Credible was the Miz of ECW.
ReplyDeleteDamn! Maybe there's a higher being,it's the only explanation for this case.
ReplyDeleteThat bad, really?
ReplyDeleteYes,it makes me sad that when someone listens to nickname"awesome one" the brat comes up instead of badass Mike Awesome.
ReplyDeleteYeah I prefer him to magnus
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
ReplyDeleteDoes she into 17 year old boys?
ReplyDeleteIs he is a good worker? That Hardy match was really the only one I've seen.
ReplyDeleteDoes she into 17 year old boys??
ReplyDeleteJoseph is no longer Chris's brother, he's now his alter ego like Helms and the Hurricane.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've seen. he definitely can wrestle.
ReplyDeleteHas TNA done a ppv since bfg?
ReplyDeleteWho else has multiple tabs of Brooke's bouncing ass open? Thanks Vinson.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jerry Lawler has a relative that may be interested.
ReplyDeleteThere's a gif of her ass bouncing open?
ReplyDeleteNope, just two-part "Clash-like" Impacts.
ReplyDeleteMagnus - not a retread, good look, TNA needs to stay as strong as they can in the UK.
ReplyDeleteNo, not until January.
ReplyDeleteWell technically everyone and everything is dying. TNA is just doing it faster
ReplyDeleteI could've worded that more clearly.
ReplyDeleteThat might be the greatest picture in the history of our sport.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet, I guess I'm in the 2,000 club.
ReplyDeleteCongrats.
ReplyDeleteLong live Miss Tessmacher!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jef.
ReplyDeletehttp://08.wir.skyrock.net/wir/v1/resize/?c=isi&im=%2F2951%2F73762951%2Fpics%2F3049581263_1_17_S6rs3qiE.gif&w=530
ReplyDeleteI guess we'll just call them team face paint.
ReplyDeleteYeah the Hardy match was solid in parts, I don't even remember what did at bfg and I was there. I just remember him as a mid card dude when I followed impact for a few months during the Aries vs roode feud. What's a good magnus match? I'll check it on YouTube
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/brooke-adams.jpg
ReplyDeleteJust checking in with the show now on DVR. Jeff Hardy now reminds me of Jason Mewes, anyone else get that vibe?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the eyelid paint still creeps me out.
And what the hell is the deal with this Spud guy?
All of a sudden, TNA seems really low-rent.
Poor Bad Influence
ReplyDeleteThey had a good run.
ReplyDeleteThey air over two weeks? Or it just goes twice as a long? Man I wish they'd promote that more. That's kinda cool
ReplyDeletehttp://i40.tinypic.com/21r1ad.jpg
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a painful match isn't it.
ReplyDeleteOoooo I didn't think of the TNA/UK thing. That is a pretty solid strategy
ReplyDeleteThey air over two weeks, it's basically just a "titled" Impact.
ReplyDeleteThey do it in place of PPV's
ReplyDeleteYeah I was taking a little peek and thought the same thing
ReplyDelete