Thunder
Date:
September 3, 1998
Location:
Peoria Civic Center, Peoria, Illinois
Attendance:
7,128
Commentators:
Lee Marshall, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It's
a taped show this week, meaning odds are there isn't going to be much
in the way of storyline advancement. Then again this is Thunder so
it's not like anything ever really happens here anyway. We're
closing in on Fall Brawl with just ten days to go, meaning we can
start to fill in the rest of the card. Let's get to it.
The
announcers talk about WarGames for a bit. The main event tonight is
Konnan/DDP vs. Stevie Ray/Giant.
Rick
Fuller vs. Marty Jannetty
Fuller
shoves him against the ropes to start but gets rolled up for a quick
two. Marty takes him to the mat for a front chancery before
dropkicking Fuller into the corner. Fuller comes back with some hard
chops in the corner and a big beal sends Marty flying. A hard chop
puts Marty down again but he avoids a charge to send Rick shoulder
first into the post, setting up the Showstopper (Rocker Dropper) for
the pin.
Rating:
D+. Not much to this one but a
basic power vs. speed match is almost always going to work. Jannetty
hasn't looked bad at all when he's given the right kind of opponent
to bounce off of and a monster like Fuller works well in that role.
However, when you reach the point where Marty Jannetty is getting
singles victories, you're in for a long night.
We
get some stills from the main event of Nitro.
We
look back at Saturn saying he would work for Lodi because it was what
he agreed to do. We also get a clip from their tag match on Monday.
Kaz
Hayashi vs. Lenny Lane
Feeling
out process to start as the announcers say Lane looks and acts more
and more like Chris Jericho every week. Feeling out process to start
until Kaz takes him down with a spinwheel kick. Lane comes right
back by sending Kaz's head into the buckle four times in a row and
does the Hogan hand to his ear. The fans are all over Lenny here as
he chops away on Hayashi.
Lane's
bulldog in the corner is countered but he still rolls through a high
cross body for two of his own. Kaz sends him out to the floor and
hits a nice Asai Moonsault to send Lane into the barricade, knocking
the steel back a few feet. Back inside Lane grabs a powerslam for
two and a suplex gets the same. A sunset flip gets two for Kaz but
Lane elbows him in the face and puts Kaz up top. Hayashi comes back
with a quick hurricanrana and a top rope senton backsplash is good
for the pin.
Rating:
C. Basic idea of taking two
guys and letting them fly around the ring for six minutes. Hayashi
was an entertaining guy and Lane as a Jericho clone was about as good
as you could get for a midcard heel in the division. The fact that
there are tiers to a midcard division is astounding when you look at
the same kind of divisions in modern wrestling.
We
look at Konnan saving DDP last week.
Disorderly
Conduct vs. High Voltage
Tough
Tom starts with Kaos as Heenan makes fun of the University of
Kentucky, making him a true heel. Rage slingshots in with a legdrop
before it's back to Kaos for some arm cranking. Rage hits a nice
spinning belly to belly suplex for two as Mean Mike comes in for the
save. A double suplex gets two as the fans are completely
uninterested in this. Disorderly Conduct puts Kaos down with double
teaming as well with Mike getting two off an elbow drop. Kaos avoids
a flying shoulder that hits Mike instead, allowing for the hot tag to
Rage. Everything breaks down and a springboard Doomsday Device pins
Tom.
Rating:
D-. The good match streak ends
at two. It wasn't so much that the match was bad but it was totally
uninteresting. Disorderly Conduct was as boring of a team as I've
seen in a very long time. High Voltage wasn't bad but it was clear
that they were there for the size of their muscles and little more.
Wrath
vs. Barry Horowitz
Wrath
shoves him down to start and they head to the floor for chops.
Horowitz is getting treated like the jobber that he is as Wrath
throws him back inside for a slingshot elbow to the jaw. A rollup
gets one for Barry but Wrath runs him over with a shoulder block and
the Meltdown ends this quick.
We
get a “sitdown interview” (read as Saturn sitting in the dark and
talking) with Saturn where he talks about being
tired of bullies like Raven and wanting to take the Flock apart.
Raven
vs. Meng
This
should be interesting, which is why it's not happening. Raven says
it's Riggs and Sick Boy instead because Raven's Rules means a
handicap match. The goons are easily dispatched so Raven offers
Horace his spot back in the Flock if he fights Meng. A stop sign
shot has almost no effect and it's a Death Grip for Meng. Sick Boy
comes in again and gets a Grip of his own. Raven finally gives up
and tells the referee to count Sick Boy out.
Raven
tells Lodi to order Saturn to get in there
and get some. Saturn has a bit of luck and even staggers Meng with a
superkick but Kanyon kicks Saturn in the back of the head, allowing
Meng to Death Grip him as well.
Kanyon
vs. Saturn
This
starts after a break with Saturn still feeling the effects of the
Death Grip. Kanyon hits his quick electric chair faceplant but stops
to hold up one of Lodi's signs. Raven gets up on the apron and the
distraction lets Saturn get two off a small package but he's too weak
to follow up. A spinning wheelbarrow suplex puts Saturn down again
before Kanyon tosses him outside for trash talk from Raven. Back in
and Kanyon gets a neckbreaker out of the corner but won't cover.
Instead he hooks a crucifix for two and frustration begins to set in.
A
bridging Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza gets two for
Kanyon and a spinning northern lights suplex snapped forward into a
spinebuster gets another two. Kanyon isn't sure what to try now and
the delay lets Saturn hit a quick overhead belly to belly. There's a
second one followed by a
t-bone suplex but Lodi gets up on the apron and says he wants to see
Saturn lose. Lodi wants to see the Flatliner and since Saturn has to
do what Lodi says, he takes the Flatliner to give Kanyon the pin.
Rating:
C+. Mainly storytelling here as
the feud is finally leading up to something. There's a good idea
here and the matches being good are a bonus. Saturn finally getting
his hands on Raven at the PPV is going to be something well worth
seeing as this might be the best thing going in WCW at the moment.
Dean
Malenko vs. Brian Adams
No
match as Curt Hennig jumps Malenko from behind during his entrance.
Rude, Adams and Hennig give Malenko a big beatdown including a Rude
Awakening, complete with hip swivel, to stop a comeback attempt.
Curt asks for a trainer to check on Malenko before referencing
slamming a door on Ric Flair's head a year ago. He talks about
Malenko wanting a cage match with Hennig but says the Horsemen are
finished and no one can beat him in a cage. Rude brings in a piece
of a cage and lays it over Malenko's body.
Norman
Smiley vs. Riggs
Riggs
is still banged up from the Tongan Death Grip from earlier but he
still pounds away on Norman to start. The injuries seem to be an act
which could be a new career path for Riggs since wrestling doesn't
seem to be his strong suit. Norman quickly escapes a sleeper and
headbutts Riggs in the corner as Malenko vs. Hennig in a cage is
announced for this coming Monday. A slam puts Riggs down and Norman
drops a leg, backflips to his feet and drops an elbow for two.
Off
to an armbar with a leg around Riggs' neck for a bit in a nice
looking hold. Riggs gets up and rams a charging Norman into the
corner to take over. Smiley is sent outside and might have injured
his knee on the landing. Back in and Riggs puts a knee in the back
and cranks on the arms because an opponent holding his knee is a bit
too complicated for him. Norman avoids a middle rope knee drop and
grabs a leg bar for a surprising submission.
Rating:
C+. Riggs not being able to use
basic psychology aside, this was a rather entertaining match. Smiley
is a guy who could always give a good performance if he wasn't being
over the top with his comedy. It's always fun to see a relative
unknown get an upset win over a name, even one as lowly as Riggs.
Armstrong
Brothers vs. Disco Inferno/Alex Wright
The
Armstrongs are Steve and Scott (referee in WWE). Alex takes Steve
down with an armdrag to start and scores with a nice dropkick before
bringing in Disco. Steve doesn't notice though, allowing Disco to
come in off the middle rope to break up a cover. Off to Scott who
walks right into a slam as the announcers talk about the Armstrong
Curse Inferno dances a bit and drops a fist on Scott for two but the
Brothers both come in, allowing Scott to hit a nice clothesline for
no cover.
Scott
and Steve stomp away in the corner until the referee finally breaks
it up, though it keeps him from seeing Disco backslide Steve. Disco
and Steve collide and everything breaks down. Scott accidentally
dropkicks Steve and a Disco facebuster into a Wright neckbreaker is
enough for the pin.
Rating:
D. Much like the other tag
match, this was was much more uninteresting than it was bad. The
Armstrongs are nothing without Brad and even then they're nothing of
note. Disco and Alex aren't bad for a low level tag team but they're
nothing higher than that. Not much to see here.
Konnan/Diamond
Dallas Page vs. Stevie Ray/Giant
It's
Konnan being kicked down by Ray to start before Stevie pulls on his
pants. The most interesting part of the opening segment: Tony says
WCW is different from the Wolfpack because WCW cares about tradition.
That's the first explanation I've heard from the announcers. Off to
Page vs. Giant with the big man countering an Irish whip into a
clothesline to take over.
A
choke into a backbreaker works on Page's bad ribs but DDP comes back
with a running DDT to put both guys down. Page finally covers but
the kickout launches him into the air and spins him around. Konnan
and Stevie come in off tags with Ray taking over and knocking Page
off the apron. An X Factor puts Ray down and the hot tag brings in
Page to clean house. Ray walks into a Diamond Cutter but Giant
breaks up the pin as the NWO comes in for the DQ.
Rating:
D+. This was your usual main
event tag match for WCW with nothing happening and the NWO running in
before anyone has to do a job. To be fair though that's probably the
right idea with WarGames less than two weeks away. I'm still not
sure why Stevie Ray of all people is getting this push.
The
NWO beats up our heroes until Goldberg makes the save and stares down
the Giant to set up the dark match main event.
Overall
Rating: C-. Better than average
Thunder here but that doesn't make it a good show. There was some
solid action here but all of the tag matches dragged things back
down. It's amazing how much easier this is when the main event
stories get less than twelve minutes of screen time and no talking.
Not a good show but it was far easier to sit through than most
Thunders.
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Hey! Barry Horowitz is no jobber and he'll be glad to tell you so...over and over and over.
ReplyDeleteHuh- it's odd seeing a new batch of jobbers being used. Disorderly Conduct, The Armstrongs, Horowitz and others were typically only used on Saturday Night and the Worldwide show, so watching them even on the "B Show" is very unusual. You can really tell they were running out of shit to do, and big stars to do it with, when they start bringing out Mean Mark and Tough Tom.
ReplyDeleteThe bigger stars must have been refusing to do Thunders by this point.
We Want Flair!
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