-A video package
recaps the big events at last night’s WrestleMania pay-per-view.
-Jim Ross and
Michael Cole are in the booth and they are live from Albany, New York.
-Vince McMahon
walks out with the new version of the WWF title, which will replace the winged
eagle title that has been a staple of the company since 1988. The crowd is so loud and rabid that McMahon
does not even know if his microphone is working. Austin snatches the new title from McMahon
and McMahon goes back on what he said prior to WrestleMania and says he is
proud of Austin for winning the title.
McMahon says that together they can make Austin the greatest WWF
champion of all-time. Austin sees
through that scheme and takes offense when McMahon says he loves him. After embarrassing McMahon, Austin reiterates
that he will continue to do things his way and McMahon tells him that he can
take the easy road and adapt or take the hard way and be forced to follow his
plan anyway. Austin takes ten seconds to
think about it and then gives McMahon a Stone Cold Stunner. Words cannot describe how awesome this
segment is. McMahon played it like his
1990s announcing personality and Austin showed that way of doing business was
not going to be the way that the Attitude Era was going to proceed. 1 for
1
-McMahon is shown
recovering in the locker room surrounded by his cronies.
-Opening
Contest: The Legion of Doom (w/Sunny)
defeat Jose & Jesus when Hawk pins Jesus after a Doomsday Device in 34
seconds:
The only good thing about this repackaging is that it
gives Sunny something to do. The Legion
of Doom roll through Jose and Jesus like the jobbers they are and after the
match Sunny says that they should be known as “LOD 2000” from now on.
-Jim Ross says that
the WWF tag team titles are being held up due to the wrong dumpster being used
last night at WrestleMania and that the New Age Outlaws and Cactus Jack and
Chainsaw Charlie will meet in a steel cage match tonight.
-Kevin Kelly says
that Vince McMahon has called the police and wants Steve Austin arrested. After the commercial break, Kelly adds that
Austin says that Vince does not have the balls to arrest him.
-Kurrgan (w/The
Jackyl) beats Chainz with the Paralyzer at 2:12:
Chainz never knocks Kurrgan off of his feet in this
squash, which continues Kurrgan’s reign of terror in the lower midcard. After the match, Kurrgan keeps the Paralyzer
on and drags Chainz to the locker room.
-Police officers
are shown arriving at the arena and greeted by Vince McMahon.
-Jeff Jarrett
(w/Tennessee Lee) defeats Aguila via submission to the figure-four leg lock at
2:36:
Jarrett continues to use the horse for his entrance,
which boggles my mind because I forgot that he even had such a ridiculous
entrance at this time. The booking of
this match shows the problem of the light heavyweight division because Aguila
should be wrestling other light heavyweights, but there are not enough of them
in the company so they end up as cannon fodder for Jarrett and other midcarders. Lee promises a big surprise on next week’s
show while doing commentary for this squash.
-After the bell,
Steve Blackman runs out and floors Jarrett with a pump kick, but Jarrett
recovers and knocks him out of the ring when Blackman tries to go after
Lee. This is a great crowd because they
give this developing feud a huge reaction.
-Police officers
are shown carrying Austin away in handcuffs.
Austin tries to go after McMahon despite the handcuffs and Austin
promises that McMahon will pay. Gerald
Brisco reassures McMahon that he made the right decision. After
the commercial break, McMahon walks out with Brisco and Commissioner Slaughter
and explains in a contrite voice that he felt Austin needed to cool off for
twenty-four hours based on his actions earlier tonight. 2 for 2
-Triple H and Chyna
inform us that the tonight the WWF as we know it will come to an X-rated end.
-Ross interviews
Intercontinental Champion the Rock, who is backstage, and the Rock promises to
lay the smack down on Ken Shamrock. The
Rock tells Faarooq that he opened his eyes to something new last night and
tells him that he is why he is still the champion and he guarantees that the
Nation will be stronger after tonight.
Faarooq appears to be unconvinced.
-Jerry “the King”
Lawler comes out to do commentary for hour two.
-Ken Shamrock
& Steve Blackman beat The Rock & Faarooq (w/The Nation of Domination)
when Shamrock pins Faarooq after a belly-to-belly suplex at 4:22:
It takes Ross 1:25 to talk about Faarooq’s football
background, which might be a new record.
The Rock’s heat is off the charts at the beginning of this match and it
only grows when he refuses to get into the ring to fight Shamrock. This proceeds with Shamrock and Blackman
beating the tar out of Faarooq and the Rock walking out on Faarooq when Faarooq
tries to make the tag. They work that
spot really well because the Rock at first holds his hand higher when Faarooq
crawls to their corner and then decides to blow him off for good. Rating: *½ (3 for 3)
-After the match,
Faarooq calls the Rock back to the ring.
The Rock returns and he and Faarooq brawl until the other members of the
Nation and WWF officials separate them.
However, when the WWF officials leave and Faarooq calls the Rock back to
the ring, the other members of the Nation turn on Faarooq and the Rock
re-enters the ring to give Faarooq a Rock Bottom. The Rock proclaims himself the new leader of
the Nation.
-Kane giving Pete
Rose a Tombstone is the 10-321 Rewind segment.
-European Champion
Triple H and Chyna come out and Triple H says that he was right about Mike
Tyson. He accuses Shawn Michaels of
dropping the ball and says that he is taking over and tonight is the genesis of
D-Generation X. Hmmm…so that’s where
Michael McGillicutty got that line.
Triple H says that for allies to go to war he is looking at the Kliq and
Sean Waltman walks out. Ross’s lack of
enthusiasm when Waltman comes out is pretty funny. Waltman proceeds to cut a fun promo that runs
down Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff and says that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash would
be with him tonight if they were not being held hostage by WCW. This segment nicely moved DX into Triple H’s
control and overcame the audience’s hesitation to embrace a Triple H-led DX. 4 for
4
-Sable powerbombing
Luna Vachon last night at WrestleMania is the Bop It Slam of the Week.
-The first Val
Venis vignette is aired where he previews his new film “Live Hard.”
-Before the match,
Luna Vachon comes out and demands a rematch with Sable. After Sable agrees, she lays out what an Evening
Gown match is. Mero does not want Sable
to accept the challenge, but Sable accepts anyway. It’s a testament to Luna’s character that she
didn’t become a face in the lead up to that match because the crowd popped huge
at the suggestion that she wanted to strip Sable off her clothes.
-“Marvelous” Marc
Mero (w/Sable) beat Taka Michinoku with a TKO at 1:36:
Throughout the match, Sable criticizes Mero’s heel tactics, but that distracts the referee and helps Mero hit a low blow to win. So, that whole light heavyweight division? Yeah, who cares about that. After the match, Sable tries to tend to Michinoku and argues with Mero on her way to the backstage area.
-After the match,
three Japanese men hit the ring and destroy Michinoku.
-NWA Tag Team
Championship Match: The New Midnight
Express (w/Cornette) defeat The Headbangers (Champions) to win the titles when
Bombastic Bomb pins Mosh after a Rocket Launcher at 4:00:
Before the match, Cornette brings out Dan Severn, who was
in the midst of a four year reign as the NWA World Heavyweight Champion and
should have been a bigger deal in the WWF.
The hype of Severn takes precedence over calling this match, which is
standard fare. After the bell, Severn
gets into the ring and suplexes the Headbangers around. This was the ideal role for Severn to kick
ass and say very little, but that is not how he was treated during this
run. Rating: ** (4 for 4)
-Steve Austin calls
into the show and promises to show Vince McMahon how pissed off he is on next
week’s RAW.
-As the cage is
being set up for the main event, Kane and Paul Bearer walk out and Bearer
promises that the Undertaker-Kane feud is not over. He says that he had a dream where the ring
was surrounded by fire and Kane stood tall.
He challenges the Undertaker to enter his dream and face Kane in a match
where the loser will be set on fire.
Very nice promo by Bearer to setup an Inferno match between Kane and the
Undertaker at Unforgiven and it was also a good use of time so that the cage
could be constructed for the main event. 5
for 5
-Steel Cage Match
for the WWF Tag Team Championship: The
New Age Outlaws beat Cactus Jack & Chainsaw Charlie to win the titles when
the Road Dogg pins Cactus after a spike piledriver on a chair at 4:38:
Funk is shown with a nasty deep bruise suffered at last
night’s WrestleMania. This match is
being contested under pinfall and submission rules, so escaping the cage gets
you nothing, and it assumes tornado tag rules as well. The Outlaws tie Charlie to the cage by his
neck with handcuffs, which is rather ingenious, and Cactus fights the Outlaws
off for a while, but D-Generation X runs out and Sean Waltman, who is still
being referred to as “the Kid,” blasts Cactus in the head with a chair several
times as Chyna distracts the referee.
This gives the Outlaws the break they need to win the titles for the
second time. Rating: ** (6 for 6)
-After the bell,
D-Generation X destroys Cactus and ties Charlie tighter to the cage. The Outlaws celebrate with Triple H and
Waltman and the DX theme plays in the background, seemingly confirming that the
Outlaws are the stable’s newest members.
The Final Report Card: They really packed a lot into this RAW and it
followed a format that the company should look into today where the first hour
is packed with squash matches and a lead angle to keep people interested and
then having serious and more risky angles play out in the next hour. More power is handed to the lead figures of
the Attitude Era from the New Generation as Triple H takes over D-Generation X
and the Rock takes over the Nation from Faarooq. This show was very instrumental in setting
the tone for the rest of the year as well, with McMahon having Austin arrested
for the first time and DX being reformed with Triple H, the soon-to-be named
X-Pac, and the New Age Outlaws. The show
also continued to tighten the gap with Nitro and showed that the company was
starting to benefit from an edgier product with Austin on top.
Monday Night War Rating: 3.8 (vs. 4.2 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
And that cage match with Don Muraco!
ReplyDeleteThis thread really turned awful..............
ReplyDeleteLooking at the past 5 years (2009-2013) and discounting Royal Rumbles (2013 is the only year the Royal Rumble DIDN'T go on last for the purposes of this count, the WWE has used the following number of individuals on the final match of Pay-Per-View events:
ReplyDelete2009 - 15
2010 - 22 (Nexxus SummerSlam main event really padded this total)
2011 - 10
2012 - 12
2013 - 12
Over the course of those 5 years, John Cena is 18-15-1 in 34 main events. CM Punk is 8-9-1.
Randy Orton is 8-6-1; Daniel Bryan is 3-3-1; Triple H is 4-4; Undertaker is 1-3.
I might go over more stats later if I have the time.
Hey, February is still Black History Month! He's fine through March 1.
ReplyDelete-Steve Austin calls
ReplyDeleteinto the show and promises to show Vince McMahon how pissed off he is on next
week’s RAW.
He gets one phone call and he uses it to call Raw and threaten Vince. Awesome!
Do not hold your breath!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they couldn't anticipate that reaction at the Rumble is embarrassing. They have no fucking clue what they are doing. No clue
ReplyDeletePaul Bearer did an amazing job in carrying the Undertaker-Kane feud. For months it was basically him cutting promos as they kept Kane and Taker separate.
ReplyDeleteThings were changing. Fun time to be watching Raw.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he wasn't shy about talking about how much he didn't like the product during his absence - including his ridiculous the idea of Daniel Bryan being World Heavyweight Champion was, ironically.
ReplyDelete"WWE didn't lean on Austin until HBK and Hart were out the door."
ReplyDelete???
"WWE didn't truly lean on Rock until Austin & Triple H were out with injuries."
Lol wut?
"Cena came up when the old guard of Triple H/Angle/Jericho were ready to go part-time."
Come again?
...daughter of WWE Hall of Famer Jim Hellwig
ReplyDeleteStill adore the voice JR uses when Waltman walks out. "Well, look who's back!" Keep in mind, almost no one knew Waltman had even been fired by WCW and here he was shoving it into their faces and elevating things up.
ReplyDeleteBe a few weeks before the first "Nitro" ratings loss but make no mistake: THIS is the show that began to swing the tide into WWF's favor where they'd end up on top.
THIS is why the Austin/McMahon feud was so much better than WCW/NWO where NWO always beat down WCW guys but here, just when it seemed Vince had the upper hand, Austin would somehow find a way to get back at him.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to next week's recap... the first Raw that I attended in the "Attitude Era", which was actually taped the night after this show. Was also the last TV taping in Syracuse, NY... not sure why they don't tape TV there anymore.
ReplyDeleteAs all things lead to Daniel Bryan, this is naturally where IWC discourse will end up (except with the occasional rebooking of the Invasion shoehorned in).
ReplyDeleteYeah, this email is terrible. Just because they haven't stuck in the main event, doesn't mean they haven't tried other people.
ReplyDeleteHow is helping someone out with spelling and grammar a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh reading the npp just now. Now you're bad if you a boo a wrestling show because it sucks? Lol
ReplyDeleteThat was on the NPP?
ReplyDeleteR Truth, by the way? 1-4 in 5 main event matches since 2009. The Miz is 1-5 in six main events. Dolph Ziggler is undefeated in his lone PPV main event since 2009.
ReplyDeleteBenoit was in the multi man tag at Uncensored 97 and WarGames 97. DDP and Macho closed a ppv in 97. But the point still remains. Benoit was never treated as a main eventer, the Horsemen were.
ReplyDeleteAfter the last few months, no because it is the story of his blog everyday.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to the number of page views, yes.
So, basically it's just the way of the wrestling world.
ReplyDeleteBayless said the thread has a troll likeness to it.
ReplyDeleteTime to dive in.
I just laughed for a straight minute.
ReplyDeleteLol nobody said that big fella lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah they were like 1) how dare they boo the Orton vs cena match because it was so good (they either honestly don't know shit or haven't seen the show) 2)its lame they booed the end of the rumble because those people paid for tickets and therefore don't have the right to boo or something and the 4 people that post there are smarter than everyone else and it doesn't fit with their simple minded narrative 3) the whole thing including submarining 2 big 4 ppvs was an angle planned the whole time 4)fuj called me BoD hivemind and one of the other 4 guys there called me crazy for telling a guy who hates all things smark perhaps this isn't the blog for him
ReplyDeleteTwo lol's? That's a lot of laughing. How come you think booing something 'for the sake of booing' was what happened there. The booed a bait and switch. My favorite was the guy who said he's sick of the "self important crowd"
ReplyDeleteActually, they have talked to Woods before about his education while he was sitting in on commentary. Either they just forgot, or since he shaved his mustache they thought he was a different guy.
ReplyDeleteBatista's character is perfect....if he was a heel. The elitist jock millionaire is awesome, throw in the "old guy who thinks he is young" wearing skinny jeans, jersey shore douchebag shirts puts it over the top in perfect fashion.
ReplyDeleteBut he's a babyface...
Everything is not as it seems.
ReplyDeleteExactly. The everyman character has that name for a reason. Dusty, Austin, Bryan are great examples of guys with elements we can relate to. Flair, Rock, Punk have the remarkable ability to ramp up the douchiness and be effective heels despite also being perpetually over as babyfaces
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns get the other two spots.
ReplyDeleteLol that's not what anybody said lol.
ReplyDeleteLol fiction lol
ReplyDeleteIts possible but its not the case here.
ReplyDeleteAll of the things you listed would make him the perfect top heel in a feud with Bryan or Punk.
ReplyDeleteBut he's a babyface...
Agreed.
ReplyDeleteDirect quotes anyone can go see from them selves, but don't bother I listed the highlights above
ReplyDeleteAfter I quit watching in early 97 die to the rigors of puberty and junior high, I tagged along with some friends to see this show live. It was my first exposure to Stone Cold, DX, The Rock and it blew my fucking mind.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if older fans then felt about watching LOD 2000 the way we feel about watching the Outlaws.
ReplyDeleteI kinda enjoyed the nostalgia aspect at times, but good lord, the shine wore off very quickly with them.
Also why the current affair with HHH as heel authority figure is doomed to fail unless he starts letting himself get one-upped.
ReplyDeleteFuj left here to join npp? Did I read that right?
ReplyDeleteFuji turned heel?
ReplyDeleteIts going to be almost impossible to put a guy on trial for a 31 year old crime. Talk about stale evidence and witnesses. Waste of time imo
ReplyDeleteLet's see if DDP Yoga can solve this one.
ReplyDeleteObviously a historic episode but it really rustled my jimmies to see Stone Cold cast the winged eagle belt aside like it was hot garbage. The divide between the top stars and everyone else is just glaring at this point though, the lower mid-card is especially awful.
ReplyDeleteWhat they were going for with the whole NWA angle is still a mystery for the ages.
I'm still cleaning the salt out of my eyes!
ReplyDeleteI don't know that he joined npp, but he he's made a couple posts over there since he left the BoD, definitely better than your typical npp poster. All his posts I've seen (I stopped checking npp out regularly awhile ago because it might get like one or two posts a week) have been solid to good.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard an answer to your last question. I've listened to ton Cornette and Kevin Kelly shoots/podcasts and it's never been brought up oddly enough.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason the idea of Jimmy Harts daughter managing a team called "The Nasty Girls" gives a chubby.
ReplyDeleteThat's asking a lot. They hardly ever talk about themselves in a glowing light with little regard for facts or context. If only they had some kind of reminder prior to returning from each commercial break where they could brag. You're a big company! Go ahead and boast bit and skew the numbers for all I care.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the fact that the resutlts were never thrilling before now. Cena & Orton just have NO chemistry. Though I blame that more on Orton. The dude is like the Ben Affleck of the WWE, having zero chemistry with just about ANYBODY.
ReplyDeleteSheamus, Miz, Del Rio, Swagger, Punk, Ziggler, Bryan. You can't say they haven't attempted to get new stars over in the past 4 years. Some just take better than others and some just get stuck with shittier deals, but to act like every ppv has been headlined by a combination of Cena, HHH and Orton is flat out false.
ReplyDeleteReally? Wow. I went to several tapings there in the early nineties. Including the one where Papa Shango made Warrior vomit. Same with Portland, ME. You could count on TV tapings and then they just stopped.
ReplyDeleteIt seems they want their arenas to be generic looking these days.
Interesting, I've never heard that before. The angle was just so random and never went anywhere. Just odd.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I remember the Warrior/Papa Shango taping. It was on a Tuesday or Wednesday night and went about 5 hours. My parents were freaking out since it was a school night and they had 11-year-old me and two or three of my friends out til 1am. Also went to the first IYH there.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how involved Vince was in the situation, but he could definitely have some issues stemming from it. If anything, the negative publicity of another wrestler committing murder, albeit thirty years ago would be really harsh now.
ReplyDeleteThen he'd be perfect in prison.
ReplyDeletePlus he brought the comedy. His skit with Lawler is priceless.
ReplyDeleteThis episode was the impetus for Foley's heel turn. Wasn't the crowd chanting for Austin at the end and Foley turns that into the reason he was let down by the crowd and would turn into Dude Love.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf4bTMY1Pdc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
ReplyDeleteYea. I don't recall if he turned the following week but it was all built around the "Austin" chants while he was getting killed in the cage
Today they would turn Austin heel and join up with the Nation for two weeks.
ReplyDeleteThe Summer of 1998 was just masterful wrestling television. The actual in-ring stuff wasn't great, but my God, the storylines, the execution, and then the payoff at SummerSlam '98. Small wonder that's one of the most successful pay-per-views ever.
ReplyDeleteHave we already passed the part where he called Undertaker's mother a whore? Taker ran to the ring in about 0.8 seconds and was about to kill that man
ReplyDeleteThat comes soon I think. I missed sleazy Paul Bearer.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that one interview with Paul Bearer and Lawler where the WWF "forgot to cut to a commercial break" and they started talking about how Paul had sex with UT's mother was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat's why something as stupid as the Higher Power reveal didn't sink the WWF. Right after Vince showed himself Austin becomes the CEO and gets to annoy Vince even more.
ReplyDeleteBut yet he had no problem taking Vince's money.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing here that a quick disclaimer on the WWE network can't wash away.
ReplyDeleteAustin must have so many fines and probation sentences in the Kayfabe world.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what Batista's value is at this point but the presentation may be the difference in how the audience views him. If the news never leaked about Batista, then he would've been a surprise Royal Rumble entry. If that happens, then Batista gets a massive pop and comes into Raw as the big story of the night. I think a lot of us forget that there was excitement around Batista possibly coming back for several years. His return was poorly executed and it didn't help that the audience is growing even more restless over the mistreatment of Daniel Bryan. At this point the WWE would be better off turning Batista heel.
ReplyDeleteI made a post a few comments down, but I think the easiest answer is that Bryan is inserted to the planned Orton/Batista match.
ReplyDeleteFrom a writing standpoint, it's just found money. Because you already have the history between Orton/Bryan, the history between Orton/Batista, the history between Bryan/HHH, and of course, the history between HHH/Batista/Orton which is driving Orton all paranoid about being phased out in favor of Batista lately.
Say what we weill about Orton, he's only had great matches with Bryan... they were all just fucked up by screwy over-booked endings. And is there a better underdog victory than Bryan winning against BOTH of HHH's hand-picked studs... the ones he picked back in 2003, and picked again in 2013?
Haha, well played sir... well played.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Show's broken hand that may have screwed up Lesnar/Show at Rumble happened in a house show match vs. Kane.
ReplyDeleteSo... Wyatts vs. Shield at EC?
ReplyDeletelol. Just read this now.... all I have to say is YES. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteHe's Latino.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if this has been said yet, but Kenta vs. Devitt could be a moderately good pairing.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't Orton's fault really. He would have been quite over as an uber heel with credibility; the Summerslam Money in the Bank cash in was well booked. Problem is the weird behavior of Steph and HHH treating him like little kid/moron. The vicious psycho who punted Vince in the head and kissed Steph was a great heel. They are treating him like a patsy, thus Steph and HHH and stealing the real heat unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteLol. Where as you don't really fit in anywhere mate
ReplyDeleteAfter reading the details there wasn't good evidence or investigation at the time and the most they would have ever got out of that with a fresh case is a manslaughter charge and put him away for five years or so.
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