Impact
Wrestling
Date:
February 20, 2014
Location:
Manchester Arena, Manchester, England
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Tazz
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
We're
still in Manchester and the big story is the announcement of Lethal
Lockdown between Team MVP and Team Dixie for control of the company
in two and a half weeks. Last week's show saw a huge emphasis on the
MVP vs. Dixie story with very little else getting extended TV time so
hopefully things are given more room to breathe tonight. The main
event is Gunner cashing in his Feast or Fired case on Magnus for a
World Title shot. Let's get to it.
We
open with an In Memory graphic for Nelson Frazier Jr.
The
opening recap shows us Gunner's road to the world title shot tonight
which has been his dream since he was a kid. All he's wanted to be
is a champion and tonight is his chance.
Dixie
ensures Magnus that something is a done deal and tells him to go to
the ring and break some bad news. Magnus says if Dixie goes down,
he's not going down with her. The champ also tells Ethan that they
need to get along, personal feelings aside. Ethan shakes the champ's
hand and they all head to the ring.
Magnus
calls MVP out to the ring to make an announcement, as long as the
fans sit down and be quiet while he does it. The champ says he isn't
impressed by people who glorify criminal conduct or people like MVP
who have spent nine years in jail. Magnus warns MVP to never think
about getting in the ring with him, because nine years in jail will
be nothing like nine minutes in the ring with the world champ. MVP
goes on a rant about how Magnus is always calling himself the
champion and a real champion shouldn't have to do that.
Enough
of that though as MVP cuts to the chase: is the Lethal Lockdown match
on or not? Magnus accepts on Dixie's behalf but he won't be in the
match at team captain. He has bigger fish to fry than dealing with
some 50 Cena wannabe. If MVP tries to mess with Magnus, he'll make
MVP his.....MVP: “Don't say it.” Magnus says it anyway and the
fight is on. Cue Ethan for the double team and we see Spud telling
security to hold the Wolves back. Gunner finally comes out for the
save and the heels run, only to have the Wolves show up behind them.
Magnus shoves Ethan to them and a kick to the ribs drops Carter.
We
recap Bobby Roode helping Magnus over and over again for a promised
title shot, only to have Dixie back out of the deal. Roode had to
beat Joe last week to get the shot but lost, sending him over the
edge. Bobby responds tonight.
Back
from a break and Ethan shouts at Magnus that he literally just threw
him to the Wolves. Magnus says that it was in the best interest of
the Carters and Ethan is ticked.
Samoa
Joe is in the ring and says he gets the winner of tonight's title
match at Lockdown. That leaves him without a match tonight and
that's not cool. He's here in Manchester to get into a fight so any
member of Dixieland that wants a fight, come get it. This brings out
Zema and the BroMans who surround the ring. Joe asks which it'll be
before saying he'll fight all three.
BroMans/Zema
Ion vs. Samoa Joe
Joe
cleans house to start and sidesteps Zema's middle rope cross body.
The tag champions break up the MuscleBuster and Jesse hits a nice
dropkick. Robbie drops a middle rope elbow and Zema gets two off a
middle rope moonsault. All three of them hit charges in the corner
but Joe pulls the BroMans into the way of a Zema missile dropkick. A
DDT/Russian legsweep combo takes the champions down to the floor and
there's the suicide elbow. Back inside and Zema charges into the
corner Rock Bottom, setting up the MuscleBuster and Koquina Clutch
for the win at 3:38.
Rating:
C+. This
was the right way to use a comedy tag team and their goofy manager.
Thankfully the Bro Mans didn't lose the fall here, even though they
got beaten up pretty badly. It's a good way to make Joe look strong
heading into Lockdown and that's the right idea given the odds he's
up against.
Christy
Hemme gets a new battery pack from a production hand. After she
leaves, Samuel Shaw comes up and destroys the guy before taking
Christy's old pack.
Bobby
Roode goes in to see James Storm and says James is one of the guys
that he's been able to trust in wrestling. Roode apologizes for
everything he's done to Storm over the years and calls the Beer Money
times special. Storm isn't sure what to think and asks if Roode has
been in his beer. He thinks Roode is retiring and tries to talk him
out of it, saying Roode needs to slap the business back in the face
and move on to the next day. They hug and seem to be on good terms.
Austin
Aries comes in to see MVP and is offered a spot on the team at
Lockdown. MVP calls it the anchor spot but Aries says he puts things
over the top instead of dragging them down. Aries asks what's in it
for him and MVP makes some vague promises. Austin says he's heard
that before and MVP just says things will be positive. That's not
enough for Aries but he says he'll think about it.
Video
on the Maximum Impact tour.
Madison
Rayne and I believe Gail Kim get in a fight in the back. The camera
looked to be a regular handheld one instead of a professional one.
Gail
Kim vs. Madison Rayne
This
is a street fight and the title is not on the line. Madison comes
out first and jumps Gail with a cookie sheet. Gail comes back with
some choking with a kendo stick but misses a charge into the corner.
Madison kicks her to the floor but Tapa dares her to come outside.
The champ is happy to oblige and catches Tapa in a guillotine choke,
kicking Gail in the process.
Tapa
stays on her feet and drives Madison spine first into the apron.
Gail puts on the Figure Four around the post but can't hold onto it
that long. Madison comes back with a shot to the face and a
clothesline to the ribs which is called a spear. Tapa comes in but
takes a cookie sheet to the ribs. The distraction lets Gail hit
Madison with the belt for the pin at 4:40.
Rating:
C. This was a nice fight but it
needed a bit more time. Tapa continues to be a waste of a spot as
there's nothing to her other than she's big and screams a lot. It
doesn't help that Gail, while very talented, has done almost
everything she can do in TNA and there's not much interesting she can
do.
Anderson
shows Christy pictures of his kids and Shaw isn't cool with it.
Another
Gunner video on wanting to be a wrestler since he was a kid and
becoming a Marine. We hear from his family who are so proud of him.
Well done video.
Kurt
Angle will be inducted into the Hall of Fame next week.
Ethan
says he can't take anything away from Angle's career and he'll let
Kurt announce his news next week. He won't say what that news is but
retirement seemed to be implied.
James
Storm tells Gunner that this is his time. Gunner says he's wanted
this his whole life and gives Storm the Tag Title Feast or Fired
case.
Here's
an emotional looking Roode for his announcement. He says he's been
proud to call Impact Wrestling his home for the last eleven years.
As kids, a lot of us have a dream we want to achieve and he's gotten
to do that for seventeen years. Roode isn't proud of a lot of the
things he's done in the past but he can't change those things. The
only thing he can change is the future and that's why he's here
tonight. Tonight is his
last night as a pro wrestler but the fans say NO.
For
the last several months he's looked in the mirror and only seen hate.
He's had to put up with Dixie's nonsense for months now and he has
to walk away. He thanks the fans but here's Dixie to stop him from
leaving. Roode doesn't get to make that call because he still has a
TNA contract. Dixie brings up Jeff Hardy, AJ Styles and Sting as
people that just caused her problems.
She
needs him but Roode says he doesn't want more lies. Dixie apologizes
but Bobby says it's not his problem and he doesn't want to be here
anymore. She offers him the captain's spot on her team at Lockdown,
offering him 10% of TNA if he wins. He can even have his own lawyers
draw up the contract. Bobby reluctantly agrees but threatens Dixie's
future if she screws him over.
A
German wrestler named Bad Bones won the international Gut Check
challenge. He says something in German but we see Shaw jumping
Anderson and taking Christy away.
After
a break Bad Influence offers their services for Lethal Lockdown but
Roode tells them to prove it tonight. Bad Influence isn't pleased.
Wolves
vs. Bad Influence
Edwards
and Kaz get us going and they hit the match for a nice technical
sequence into a standoff. Daniels comes in with a cheap shot to
Eddie but Edwards brings in Richards for a double Japanese armdrag.
Kaz gets kicked in the head but Daniels sends Richards to the floor.
Kaz drives him back first into the apron and sends him back inside
for a two count off a clothesline.
A
spinwheel kick gets two more on Davey but he sends Bad Influence into
each other and makes the tag off to Edwards. An over the shoulder
Stunner gets two on Daniels before Eddie throws Daniels into the air
for a kick from Davey. A pair of top rope double stomps from the
Wolves is enough for the pin on Daniels at 6:10.
Rating:
C+. I like the Wolves far
better as a tag team instead of singles guys fighting over Dan
Severn. The match was good for the amount of time it had and I'd
like to see the long form version between these teams. Edwards still
comes off as the better of the two and I'd see him as having a better
future as a singles guy
Shaw
takes Christy to a room where she wakes up. He tells her everything
is ok and chases off a cameraman.
Willow
is coming.
Video
on Magnus wanting to be a wrestler.
Roode
vs. MVP next week.
TNA
World Title: Magnus vs. Gunner
This
is no countout and No DQ. After the Big Match Intros, Magnus bails
to the floor before any contact is made. Back in and Gunner works on
a wristlock but gets reversed into a headlock. The hold stays on for
about two and a half minutes before Gunner comes back with a back
elbow and a clothesline. Magnus comes right back with a knee to the
back to send Gunner outside. The champ calls for help from the back
but gets the Wolves and Storm instead as we take a break.
Back
with Magnus putting on a camel clutch as Tenay tells us this is No DQ
and No countout, which I don't remember being announced at first.
Gunner fights up so Magnus changes to a sleeper, only to get caught
in a belly to back suplex. It's Magnus up first and the top rope
elbow gets two. Magnus goes to the floor and gets the title belt but
Gunner lifts him into a fireman's carry. The champ escapes and both
guys try cross bodies to give us another stalemate.
Ethan
and the Bro Mans come in but the Wolves and Storm immediately come in
to counter and they fight to the back. Gunner powerbombs Magnus down
and hits a top rope headbutt to the ribs. Spud runs out and puts
Magnus' foot on the ropes and Gunner is TICKED. He goes after the
Rockstar but gets blasted in the head with the title for a close two.
Storm comes back out as Gunner starts Hulking Up. A Rock Bottom
lays out Magnus and Gunner goes up again, only to have Storm
superkick him out of the air, giving Magnus the pin at 16:38.
Rating:
C+. This was a good match but
the constant interference needs to calm down for a bit. I do like
Storm turning as it means we don't have to deal with him being the
guy who used to be world champion a few years ago for two weeks. The
match was going for an epic showdown but that doesn't really work
when we've been told about Gunner's backstory over the span of two
hours instead of say two months. Still though, good stuff and an
actual match instead of the insanity with Sting and AJ's shots at
Magnus.
Overall
Rating: B-. SO much better than
last week. First and foremost, they kept Dixie to just a few
segments tonight instead of about 87 last week. The Shaw vs.
Anderson stuff helped as well as it sets up stuff for the future and
gave us something intriguing tonight. They also started setting the
stage for Lockdown which is getting closer and closer. The show
wasn't great but it was such a jump up over last week that it was far
easier to sit through.
Results
Samoa
Joe b. Bro Mans/Zema Ion – Koquina Clutch to Ion
Gail
Kim b. Madison Rayne – Kim hit Rayne with the title belt
Wolves
b. Bad Influence – Top rope double stomp to Daniels
Magnus
b. Gunner – Pin after a Last Call from James Storm
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Wonder how far the Hemmie angles going to go.
ReplyDeleteI joked about Sam Shaw on Twitter, and then Sam himself tweeted me, asking "What's your location?"
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite bad gimmick ever
I'm not sure and that's a nice change of feeling in TNA.
ReplyDeleteDid Mabel/Viscera ever work for TNA? I want to say no, but either way opening the show with an RIP was a classy move.
ReplyDeleteI believe he showed up as a bodyguard but never had an actual match.
ReplyDeletetwice backed up Ron Killings in 2003, but nothing ever came of it. He was called Nelson Knight
ReplyDeleteMeh, I thought this was shaping up as a really good show (the Joe booking was great, and I'm actually interested in seeing where they're going with Roode), but the main event did nothing for me. They had Gunner looking like a million bucks (and holy hell that crowd...between that and almost literally begging for Roode to do a full on face turn, how can this company not tell its fans are dying for a top face?), and could have put both guys over with the "raw challenger makes one mistake, champion takes advantage to escape with his title" finish that would have elevated Gunner and made Magnus look like something other than a completely empty champion going into Lockdown. Instead we got a pointlessly obvious swerve heel turn because TNA wants to copy WCW instead of WWE this week I guess.
ReplyDeleteOkada/Nakamura would be a hell of a story for WrestleKingdom.
ReplyDeleteTNA can't seem to get behind anyone not called Jeff Hardy or Sting as a face. Anyone who has become popular enough seems to either turn Heel or lose the title to Kurt Angle after a week.
ReplyDeleteSex dungeon? They shouldn't have done this angle in the UK if it's carrying on after they leave. How are they going to explain him getting her out of the country?
ReplyDeleteI upset Taz once.
ReplyDeletehttps://mobile.twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/statuses/4350412719?screen_name=OfficialTAZ
I was just making a joke, afterwards he wrote a blog about how difficult live announcing is, I felt a bit bad.
1. It's not a network.
ReplyDelete2. It gives WWE 100% control of its past, to revise however it sees fit.
3. It's a bad deal for shareholders in the short term.
4. It completely stiffs its overseas fanbase.
5. It will dramatically reduce the pay of wrestlers that we purport to support.
Smarkiest website on earth?
ReplyDeleteLet me introduce you to a little site called Death Valley Driver...
TGGI. People have gotten so used to a flat rate for virtually unlimited bandwidth that they cannot even fathom what is to come.
ReplyDeleteI always LOL at cracked.com's implementation.
ReplyDeleteThe dividend will plummet or be eliminated altogether, and shareholders will bail. WWE will be back under $10/share within six months.
ReplyDeleteStreaming is still vastly inferior to regular broadcasts.
ReplyDeleteTNA doesn't need any help from WWE to self-destruct and go out of business.
ReplyDeleteI thought Taz was a pretty good announcer in WWE. Sometimes he gave good inside tips, like why a wrestler was doing something, what type of pain is inflicted from a move or submission, etc. He was basically impersonating a sports color commentator, and it worked. In TNA, though, he makes weird observations and remarks and usually seems as uninterested in the match (not that I blame him). He and Tenay's announcing makes the show even more insufferable to sit through.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone wants it to fail, it's a great thing to pay $10 a month for, it's just whether the math is going to ultimately make any sense. If they hook their million mark (optimistic or not) that's $120M a year I guess it comes down to what their PPV revenue would be otherwise, at least domestically. I don't think it's going to be a big win moneywise, let's put it this way. 600-700K US buys for WM, even at say them only keeping $40 a buy, is $24-28M right there. All they have to do is average $8M and change for the other 11 PPV's to get to $120M. That's a 200K average. Which I guess they probably don't make, but even then, they're not gaining a whole lot.
ReplyDeleteIt's more of a dick waving thing than an actual money making enterprise. If their upshot is stiffing the talent to make the difference, that'll cause a whole other bunch of problems.
Nope
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's fear, that you can't watch it anymore, because:
ReplyDeleteWhat if TV and PPV doesn't want to show the TV Shows and PPVs because of the Network?
Then you only have the Network as an option, and if you don't have fast internet, you are screwed...
Thread jack: The US is gonna go America all over your ass at noon Canada!
ReplyDeleteI got rid of a TV similar to this when I got a flat screen. It still worked fine but I had no room for it and didn't want to go through the hassle of trying to sell it. So I just dropped it off at this electronics recycling place we have here.
ReplyDeletePut me in that camp. I DVR Raw, but haven't paid for a PPV since 2002 (Summerslam), and haven't even seen a PPV live since the Hooters in my town stopped showing them. But you can bet your last fucking dollar I'll be dropping that $10 per month. And really, don't you think there are a shit-ton more people who have done and will do the same? I don't think 1.5 - 2 Mill is a total stretch.
ReplyDeleteI have Rogers here, but I have unlimited internet through them I think at 35 Mbps which seems fine it's around $80 including tax a month with 20% so I guess it would be around $100 without the discount.
ReplyDeleteFrom a business standpoint why the hell didn't they start taking subscriptions right after they announced it?? Could have offered some kind of "early sign up bonus" or something.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how anybody who is planning to buy Wrestlemania wouldn't give them a shot for the first 6 months of the network, just from a straight up value perspective
ReplyDeleteLOL... that this came up in a thread I was nowhere near is the funniest shit ever. For the record the second one was a better wife and hotter.
ReplyDeleteI do what I can to entertain myself
ReplyDeleteWhat did they do?
ReplyDeleteThey don't seem to know how to run with anything on top other than the heel champion. Which isn't a bad thing per se, it's just stale because they don't have ANY strong face runs breaking it up. Of course, they don't really have anyone who would make a good top face now either (to be blunt, Joe is just too fat to pull it off, IMO, and I have trouble seeing Roode as a face), which is why the booking of Magnus as a champ who almost literally can't actually beat anyone is so annoying.
ReplyDeleteI liked Tazz working opposite Cole on Smackdown, but the entire TNA announce team sticks out loud. If they're going to stick with Tenay as the lead announcer they need to have him play a more straight up play by play guy and get him a similar straight up color commentator, or at least a more naturally slimy heel like Heenan or Lawler circa 1998-2000.
ReplyDeleteThink of it like this...you live in the sticks in southern Illinois, and you only have DirectTV for your provider. Your internet is still DSL, and streaming for Netflix/Hulu really doesn't take. Would you want to give WWE Network 55 bucks for the library and the PPVs? Sure, it's worth the try...but if the connection is simliar to those other programs...those guys may not renew.
ReplyDeleteI think this thing will pick up steam, peak at Wrestlemania....and after Summerslam we'll see the true resilience of this Network. If they have another terrible season of on-air programming like all of Q4 was, combined with possible network issues...people may have had their fill after only 6 months.
I don't know, I own every major American show on tape, DVD, or Blu...and I bet I'm not alone in that conversation. If I don't own it, I can find it on YouTube. I guess I don't feel this crazy need to seek out things that I already have, unless it was for shows that have poor quality or cuts/edits to compress time. Plus, a lot of the stuff I have doesn't edit Chris Benoit's name or moves, Jesse Ventura's voice, or Demolition's music. Hell, I have pristine footage where you can hear "Another One Bites The Dust" at Wrestlemania I during JYD's entrance. Guess what? You can never relive that crowd reaction on the WWE Network!
It sounds ultra dorky, but I'd rather have my copies of the originals and keep those memories alive, rather than live in this twisted, edited "Universe" brought on by Vince McMahon (and Jerry McDevitt, who's still dealing with the Slam Jam guy. JUST SETTLE AND GIVE US RICK RUDE'S MUSIC BACK).
Anyways, rant over. I'll try the free trial and maybe six months. But I'll be at Wrestlemania, so I'll be anxious to see what happened on the Network afterwards.
Personally, I was hoping they'd deliver on a possible Scott Norton/Lincoln Hawk feud.
ReplyDeletewhatculture is awful and we would be better off not patronizing a site that lives to be the bastard child of Bleacher Report, Cracked and buzzfeed, yet no one cares, because they can just get the same information at those other sites.
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Keep bringing the goods, brother. I've been following since the start.
ReplyDeleteHonestly Aric, they were projecting 1-2 million...and I think they'll need 2 million to have an immediate, positive effect on the bottom line.
ReplyDeleteAgain, that's a million homes purchasing it....I think the numbers for Nielsen and the sheer number of homes watching the programming are skewed differently.
ReplyDeleteHere here. I sold off my Wrestlemania collection vhs set in December, and made copies of the early ones so I'd have original stuff like "Easy Lover" in the Mania 1 intro. If they're launching with mainly just the old ppvs there, that isn't too enticing for me, since I don't like the current product.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell him, Tuesday mornings will then be ruined.
ReplyDeleteI think paypal can convert it for you, though. I worked for a web site based in Belgium, and at one point they did that, but I complained about the paypal conversion fee and they started paying me in straight dollars again.
ReplyDeleteYes! The instrumental version of "Easy Lover"!
ReplyDeleteCan't help it, I'm a Phil Collins mark.
I'm with you on that. I've been able to find whatever curiosities are out there via YouTube. I haven't bought a PPV since 2001, so that's not a selling point for me either.
ReplyDeleteI am treating WWE Network like I treat every new gaming console. Wait til it's out a while, see if it's worth it. I want to know what glitches pop up.
ReplyDeleteAs a business model, I sort of wonder how the Network can have long-term legs. So you get a bunch of people hyped for it because of the awesome video library. Fair enough. What happens, say, two years from now when fanboys and casual fans alike have watched everything that piques their interest? Once the novelty of having all the good stuff at your fingertips wears off, would you keep subscribing? It's not like Netflix or Hulu where new material gets added often. One can only watch GAB'89 and the good Wrestlemanias so many times before you reach that "I've watched everything I want to see on here" point. Their current PPV product doesn't seem like enough to keep people subscribing, so do subscription figures really seem sustainable in the long-run?
Man, I love Beer Money so much that my heart rate increased when I was reading about the Roode/Storm segment.
ReplyDeleteAnd then James turns heel.
Fuck you TNA. Fuck you to hell.
i hate you :(
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