Impact
Wrestling
Date:
February 27, 2014
Location:
Wembley Arena, London, England
Commentators:
Tazz, Mike Tenay
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
The
main story coming out of last week's show are Storm turning on Gunner
to cost him the world title and the official announcement of Lethal
Lockdown for control of the company. Bobby Roode will be captaining
Dixie's team but we're not sure who will be joining him against Team
MVP. Other than that we'll likely get more build towards Joe vs.
Magnus. Let's get to it.
We
open with a recap of last week's events.
Kurt
Angle is inducted into the Hall of Fame tonight. They couldn't wait
for a PPV weekend in nine days for that?
Gunner
is looking for James Storm and promises him a beating.
Dixie
Carter isn't here tonight so Roode and Spud have match making
authority. Nice to see that if one boss isn't around, a bunch of
others can take her place.
Here's
MVP to open things up with a long list of nicknames. First up, he
guarantees that Gunner will get his title shot once he wins full
control of TNA. However, that means that it's Magnus vs. Joe at
Lockdown for the world title. MVP brings out Samoa Joe to a very
enthusiastic pop from the London crowd. Magnus comes out as well to
some solid heat from his home country crowd. We get a clip of his
title defense last week where Storm saves the title for the champ.
Magnus
rips on London for slipping from a great city into a town ridden with
crime, poverty and debauchery. As for MVP, Magnus is the only person
that handles his career, so MVP needs to get on with whatever he's
saying. We're here for a contract signing tonight and MVP tilts the
advantage even further to Joe by making it knockout or tap out only.
Joe
immediately signs but Magnus says he's got a whole decks of cards
left to play. He calls Joe an unrefined animal and his fans use
horrible chants like Joe's Gonna Kill You. Joe is a dangerous animal
and Magnus is the man that will put that animal down. Magnus signs
as well and tells Joe to do something about Magnus getting in his
face. Joe headbutts him into the corner and ERUPTS on the champion
with rights and lefts. He stomps Magnus down in the corner but
referees pull him off.
We
get a clip from a house show where the Wolves took the Tag Titles
from the Bro Mans.
The
Bro Mans and Zema are panicking over losing their titles and decide
the easiest way to get revenge is to get on Team Roode. They go to
see Bobby but he says Bad Influence wants in too. Tonight Roode is
making a triple threat tag tonight with Bad Influence, the Wolves and
the Bro Mans. If either the Bro Mans or Bad Influence win, they're
on the team. If the Wolves win, the search continues.
Bad
Influence vs. Bro Mans vs. Wolves
Non-title
and no entrances for anyone. Daniels runs Davey over to start but
walks into some armdrags into an O'Connor Roll for two. Davey hooks
a modified surfboard as Eddie and Kaz come in for a regular version
of the same move to Kazarian. Things settle back down and it's off
to Kaz who walks into an armdrag of his own. The Wolves start
speeding things up and working on the arm but Kaz is able to get
Davey into the corner for a double team as Bad Influence takes over.
Daniels
teases making a tag to a Bro Man but pulls Davey back in a smart
move. Richards is able to get a hot tag to Eddie who cleans house
and slams Kaz down for two. Robbie makes the save and Zema is
already blowing that stupid horn. Bad Influence hits a quick
powerbomb/neckbreaker combo for two on Edwards but Eddie comes back
with a running Stunner out of the corner to Kaz. Everything breaks
down and Davey hits the top rope double stomp to Kaz but Robbie comes
in to steal the pin at 5:30.
Rating:
C. So they're putting a comedy
team in a match for the future of the company. It didn't work at Old
School and it's not likely to work here. Bad Influence are also a
comedy team but at least they're capable of having some awesome
matches when they need to. The Wolves are growing on me and I don't
have a problem with them winning the titles so soon.
Ethan
Carter III has selected a British wrestling legend as his opponent
tonight and he'll become the new face of American wrestling.
Bobby Roode recruits Austin
Aries for his team.
Doug Williams vs. Ethan Carter III
Doug Williams vs. Ethan Carter III
The
fans are entirely behind Williams and he jumps Ethan to start.
Williams pounds away for a few moments before Ethan hits a quick low
blow and the One Percenter for the pin at 1:20.
Carter
goes after Doug's knee post match.
James
Storm arrives and comes to the ring after a break. He says he
doesn't run and asks Gunner to come out here if he wants an
explanation for what happened last week. Gunner says this better be
good. Storm says he screwed Gunner out of his title shot and had it
planned out ever since Gunner stole the briefcase in Feast or Fired.
The nail in the coffin was Gunner handing him the Tag Title briefcase
like feeding scraps to a dog. Storm says Gunner should owe him a
thank you for picking his career up off the ground.
Gunner
says the sad thing is James Storm actually believes that. In the
Marine Corps, a thank you was standing next to your friend no matter
what. Gunner went over to war so that James Storm could sit here and
drink those cold beers. Storm says it doesn't matter if Gunner had
lived or died but Gunner says the people would care. The fight is on
and Storm swings a chair at Gunner's head, only to hit the post
instead. Storm runs off when Gunner gets the chair.
After
a break Gunner says Storm won't be able to run forever and he'll have
to go through Gunner.
Magnus
is in the ring and looking disheveled
after Joe's attack earlier. He's
found someone to take care of Joe but of course they're not from
England. He went to Germany and found a natural born killer named
Bad Bones, who I believe won the international Gut Check competition.
Joe
vs. Bad Bones
Bones
is a bald guy with a lot of tattoos and some muscles. He jumps Joe
during the entrance but Joe pounds him into the corner and hits the
Facewash. The
MuscleBuster and Koquina Clutch get the submission from Bones at
1:16. So much for Bones.
MVP
asks Aries for his decision on Lethal Lockdown. Aries isn't sure
because he doesn't trust either guy because you can't do that in this
business. He asks to referee their match tonight so he can make his
decision up close and personal. MVP agrees.
It's
time for Angle's Hall of Fame induction. JB gives him a very nice
induction and we get a video that I believe aired when he was
announced last year. Angle limps to the ring and is given a Rolex
watch. He's touched by the fans' reaction and says the Hall of Fame
is about the fans. TNA wouldn't exist without them and he can't
thank them enough. He was supposed to accept this honor back in
October but he wasn't in a good place, either personally or
professionally.
Angle
says he's in a better place now and thanks God for giving him the
abilities he has. He thanks his wife and kids for their support and
hopes he can make them proud. The talent in the back keeps him
motivated and help him every day. Angle thanks each and every one of
the fans and says it's a great night to be Kurt Angle. That seems to
be it but here's EC3 to interrupt.
Ethan
says he was touched by the ceremony and the video, but he has a
tribute video of his own. We see a video of him attacking Kurt's
knee last week, complete with thought bubbles that aren't
particularly funny (“I am the new face of American wrestling”,
because being the face of everything is a thing in wrestling now).
Ethan
says he has big news and Angle invites him into the ring to share it
with the world. He opens a piece of paper, with writing on the back
saying he beat Angle and Sting. Apparently Angle has a torn ACL and
MCL, meaning he requires surgery due to the attack at Ethan's hands.
His career might be over, so Ethan thinks Angle should retire. Angle
gets in his face and asks why Ethan would do this when he knows Angle
will tear his throat out.
Ethan
says he knows Kurt is injured but Angle says you should go straight
to the source. Carter: “Why? The internet is always right. Well
at least 50% of the time.” Angle says the actual source is right
100% of the time. He has no torn ACL or MCL and knocks Ethan out of
the ring. Angle says cut the music because he has an announcement.
MVP has given him a match at Lockdown with any wrestler he wants, so
guess who he's picked.
Lei'D
Tapa/Alpha Female vs. Madison Rayne/Velvet Sky
Alpha
Female really doesn't work as a name. It's a brawl to start as Tazz
talks about Alpha Female and Bad Bones, completely failing to be
funny as usual. Tapa throws Madison around but it's quickly off to
Velvet vs. Female. Sabin tries to come in and go after Velvet but
Alpha Female quickly saves him. Tapa misses a middle rope splash but
Sabin offers a distraction, allowing Gail to cheap shot Madison.
Tapa hits her over the shoulder Stunner for the pin on Rayne at 2:31.
The
monsters beat down Madison and Velvet until ODB makes the save.
Tigre
Uno is coming at Lockdown. It's Extreme Tiger from AAA.
Samuel
Shaw says people don't understand. He was helping Christy Hemme last
week and the people don't understand that. He'll make them
understand right now.
Shaw
comes to the arena and quotes Ralph Waldo Emerson, saying that to be
great is to be misunderstood. Christy has misunderstood him so he
asks her to get in the ring. He says there are certain men that
aren't respecting her and those men have been looking at her wrong.
Shaw is here to protect her and wants everything from her. This
brings out Anderson and Shaw says he's one of those guys. Christy is
lucky Shaw was there last week but Anderson tells him to shut up.
Whatever
relationship Shaw thinks he has with Christy isn't real but here's
what is real. Anderson rolls up his sleeves but Shaw says he's been
nothing but a gentleman. Even if he were to try something with her
though, she would be receptive because women like her are always
available. Christy slaps him in the face and Shaw hides behind her
as Anderson comes in. Shaw shoves Christy onto Anderson and slaps
the choke on Mr., pulling him down to the mat.
Willow
is still creepy and still coming.
Storm
and Gunner fight in the back until agents break it up. Gunner shouts
that this ends at Lockdown.
Eric
Young hopes Joseph Park comes back instead of Abyss.
Bobby
Roode vs. MVP
Austin
Aries is guest referee and wearing shorts ala Shawn Michaels on the
first weekly Smackdown. Feeling out process to start with MVP taking
it to the mat with a headlock. Roode fights up and they get in a
jawing session until MVP runs him over with a shoulder block. A
clothesline drops Roode again but it's only good for a one count.
Roode blocks a tornado DDT attempt by slamming MVP down onto the mat.
A knee drop sets up a chinlock from Roode, followed by a hard
clothesline for two.
MVP
avoids a charge in the corner and hammers on Roode before taking him
down with a nice high collar suplex. The Ballin Elbow sets up a
fisherman's suplex for two and we get a far too close shot of Aries.
The Playmaker is countered and Roode charges into a boot in the
corner. MVP charges into a spinebuster for two but fights out of the
Roode Bomb.
The
Playmaker connects for a VERY close two and MVP takes a second to
question Aries. Roode comes back to trade forearms but MVP gets the
better of it, only to get caught by an enziguri. MVP kicks out the
knee and loads up the Drive By but Aries lays him out with a discus
elbow, setting up the Roode Bomb for the pin at 9:40.
Rating:
C. Basic match here as we were
just waiting for the Aries decision to end the match. MVP is fine in
this roll and there's nothing wrong with him wrestling a match here
and there. The match was nothing special and Aries being added to
the team helps, but the Bro Mans are going to sink any hope Team
Dixie has save for a screwjob.
Overall
Rating: C+. Perfectly fine show
here with a development to end the show and some decent matches in
between. They're filling in the card for Lockdown, even though
there's only ten days before the show. Either way, things are
picking up a bit and it's amazing how much easier this show is to sit
through without Dixie hogging all the screen time.
Results
Bro
Mans b. Bad Influence and The Wolves – Robbie pinned Kazarian after
a double stomp from Richards
Ethan
Carter III b. Doug Williams – One Percenter
Samoa
Joe b. Bad Bones – Koquina Clutch
Lei'D
Tapa/Alpha Female b. Velvet Sky/Madison Rayne – Over the shoulder
Stunner to Rayne
Bobby
Roode b. MVP – Roode Bomb
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Jesus Christ, they still have shows coming from the UK? Did they tape a whole year's worth?
ReplyDeleteIt was a nice show
ReplyDeleteWith the big NXT show, I forgot Impact was on tonight. I'm not saying "OMG ratings dip", but usually I remember to not watch Impact, instead of forgetting about it entirely.
ReplyDeletethere aren't/weren't that many "indy guys" that are/were as good as Zayn/Generico.
ReplyDeleteSo could Mistico and we see how that worked out for WWE.
ReplyDeleteDoes MVP get any type of crowd reaction?
ReplyDeleteAre you going to review the 2/26 NXT episode?
ReplyDeleteThe Saga of Austin Aries now saddens me. Turned major face after "upsetting" Roode for the title in 2012, and kept it through rematches and other damn fine matches. Turned "heel" (sort of) just to get a few hundred more buys for the "NAME" main event of Hardy/Bully to kick off Aces. DAMN GOOD tag team with Roode after that, and of course the one intriguing program (Dirty Heels/Bad Influence) never happens in full because worthless Chavo needs a tag title run. Kinda kept on the side/back burner, until winning the X-Division title and turning back face... well I guess sorta face... and not even a month later turned back heel when there are quite a few others available for the spot.
ReplyDeleteFuck this company. I'm done with them, at least until after Lockdown.
My Lockdown match: Roode, Storm, Bad Influence vs MVP, Aries, Gunner,[Young/Abyss/???] . MVP's team wins through heel miscommunication, letting Storm/Gunner split off while Roode deals with the errant member of BI and Aries goes back to keeping the X-Division title meaningful, somehow. And I wouldn't have a problem with Gunner getting one more title shot... but that's it for him.
Rest of the card:
Joe/Magnus (on BEFORE Team Dixie/Team MVP, so Magnus' running mates can interfere): I LOVE Joe, but not yet. Let the build to the next PPV be "What will Magnus do WITHOUT Dixie's lapdogs helping him", and make Magnus get at least one or two legitimate defenses, getting more desperate each time. He can lose the title at Slammiversary.
Wolves/BroMans: The rematch, the semi-squash. BroMans don't have to be completely emasculated, but the message coming out needs to be "Jokers need not apply for titles here." As much as I'd like to set up Wolves/Bad Influence for Slammiversary, Roode complicates that at the start. But I'd think a decent booker could figure it out. (Maybe Wolves/Beer Money instead? Problem there is Storm/Gunner being on tap...)
Angle/EC3: EC3 wins dirty, dirty, dirty. Moving on...
Knockouts title match: Yeah, it's hard for me to care with the current title picture. One big woman is fine, two is outright overkill.
Sadly, no X-Div title defense, Aries is a little busy at the moment. And I'm not hotshotting the title off of him.
Fill out the rest of the card with the usual: Abyss/EY if one's not busy in the main, Shaw/Anderson (Blech), bring in three-five contenders to face Sabin for an X-Div shot, and for shits and giggles, Spud vs Norv or Dewey (or Willow, if you're "debuting" him here).
Not the strongest card, but if the top three (not counting the tag titles) bring it, it's a solid PPV.
TL;DR:
ReplyDeleteFuck this company.
New Age Outlaws vs Too Cool vs The Headbangers at Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteExtreme Tiger is being brought in? That's pretty awesome, his AAA work has always been very good for a high flying spot guy. Should help the X-Division tremendously.
ReplyDeleteWell at least TNA doesn't force people to wrestle a completely different style from what they are used to. He'l l be fine wrestling X-guys in TNA, Mistico would've been as well.
ReplyDeleteIt's about pacing for TV and playing to the home audience as opposed to the crowd.
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