Ready or not, the “Grand Daddy of Them All” is right around
the corner. It is one of the biggest entertainment spectacles of the year. No
matter what, WrestleMania 30 will go down in the record books, as it is the
first PPV that will air on the WWE Network. One would speculate that there were
a handful fans on the fence about ordering the network, basing their decision
on how compelling Wrestlemania’s card is. This, of course, put a lot of
pressure on the creative department because they had to create enough
anticipation. Has creative done its job? Aaron Glazer, former Inside Pulse and
New York Examiner expert, will be joining me to find out.
Andre The Giant 30 Man
Battle Royal
Aaron Glazer: There
is no build. It is a payday for some extra dudes, and I'd be shocked if Big
Show didn't win.
Kyle Fitta: I think
a heel should win, to be honest.
Aaron Glazer: Sure,
but if they are pretending to honor Andre, Show wins. Big E is their biggest
project besides, but there is no good heel in the match.
Kyle Fitta: There are not
really any quality heels in this yet, but winning it is the kind of thing that
could kick start a push. The winner could come out every week with his trophy
and brag to no end. Think King of the Ring without the accessories.
Aaron Glazer: Yeah,
I do not think they are doing that. Well, I will pick the Show to win.
Kyle Fitta: It is
difficult to book a battle royal well. What they ought to do is hire Pat Patterson
for one night. He did, after all, book some of the all-time classic Rumbles. I
will give them some credit, though, for intertwining some of the midcard
subplots into this battle royal. At the very least, it has made it seem like
more than just an afterthought or complete filler. Since my idea probably will
not happen, I guess I will pick Big Show too.
Aaron Glazer: I
think it opens the show proper with the 8pm slot going to Bryan H.
Tag Team Title Match: Usos (c) vs. Real Americans vs. Ryaxel
Aaron Glazer: It
has been said, but this should either be one on one or Real Americans should be
in the Shield match and New Age Outlaws should be here.
Kyle Fitta: Do
you really want to see another Usos vs. New Age Outlaws match?
Aaron Glazer: Let
it be a three-way with RyAxel.
Kyle Fitta: Ugh.
Even worse.
Aaron Glazer: Sure,
but then the USOs win and we get a better, more important Shield match.
Kyle Fitta: I believe
Usos vs. Real Americans would have been better on its own. They could’ve had a
memorable undercard match if given the time. They still could, but Ryaxel is
going to do either drag this down or, worse, make it a clusterfrick.
Aaron Glazer: If
we get any kind of turn, though, this match is it. I can see Cesaro going face
here.
Kyle Fitta: I could
see Jack Swagger getting a Wrestlemania caliber swing by Cesaro.
Aaron Glazer: That
makes sense, but more likely they are just in this match to get everyone on the
show and because Hunter's friends, the NAO, get the more high profile match.
Also, Cesaro's turn would be far more over at the smark heavy Raw after crowd.
Kyle Fitta: That
is possible, kind of like last year with Dolph Ziggler.
(Kyle Fitta's Notes: Los Matadors have been added to this
match. It is now probably going to be a spotfest in order to get the crowd into
the show right away.)
Kane and New Age Outlaws vs. Shield
Aaron Glazer: This
won't be good, but the Shield are so over it won't matter. They're getting huge
reactions and will win.
Kyle Fitta: The
main objective seems be to establish the Shield in their new roles by giving
them a win over the evil authority.
Aaron Glazer: I'm
really impressed with Roman Reigns. That dude is being booked perfectly and has
"it" in spades.
Kyle Fitta: He
has really maintained his mystique. That is for sure.
Aaron Glazer: He
got over several major spots; that is never easy. I mean, very few people have
more than two over spots.
Kyle Fitta: That
is true. To be honest, though, I just hope the NAO are done wrestling after
this. Their antiquated offense, poor selling, and inability to make their
opponents look good is reprehensible. The Usos and Rhodes Family both lost more
credibility than gained by feuding with them. They were fun in their time, but that
ship has sailed. (Speaking of the Rhodes family, why are they only in the
Battle Royal? They have been one of the best tag teams of the past six months.
They should be in something more important.)
Aaron Glazer: They
served a purpose. Now they can go away.
The Battle For Legacy:Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena
Aaron Glazer: There's
no way in hell Cena loses, but this will get a lot of time as a star-making
performance.
Kyle Fitta: I am split
on who is winning this one. It could go either way.
Aaron Glazer: I
find it hard to believe Cena dropped from the main event to job.
Kyle Fitta: Aside
from its minor blemishes – particularly Cena calling Wyatt a Jimmy Buffet
rip-off one week to being afraid of him the next – this feud has been really
well done.
Aaron Glazer: I
like it too, but there is no way Wyatt is winning.
Kyle Fitta: Cena
has little, if anything, to gain from this. He is at a point of his career
where he is not going to lose any credibility from doing a job. Conversely,
Bray Wyatt could really benefit from a win here; it could solidify him as big
deal and boost him to a higher plateau. Cena winning would be a satisfying
moment for all of his fans, but the more Bray's character has developed, the more
depth he has been able to add to it. Now is not the appropriate time to
decelerate his momentum.
Aaron Glazer: Cena
rarely loses, therefore his losses always mean something. I do not think Bray
is quite there yet. Remember that even Punk barely got wins over Cena. Never
really wholly clean.
Kyle Fitta: Well,
Wyatt is trying to reveal all of the evilness in this world. He believes that if
he exposed the most righteous person in the promotion as being evil, it would
be a monumental step in the right direction. Almost in every perceivable way,
the story’s developments would be more refreshing if Wyatt were to win. Maybe
he is not “there” yet, but a win over Cena could very possibly elevate him to
that *top-tier* level.
Aaron Glazer: Sure,
but since when does story override politics?
Kyle Fitta: Cena
has been willing to do jobs in the past. I don't have the records to prove my case, but I'd go on a limb by saying he's has the closest win/loss ratio than any other figurehead in the past. Plus, Wyatt does not have to win clean either. I do
not think it would matter if his henchmen caused a distraction. Either way, it is
not as if Cena cannot recover from a loss. He is essentially bulletproof.
Aaron Glazer: I
agree on all except that Cena just doesn't job often. I mean, in the past 3-5
years? All I can think of are Bryan (clean), Orton (not clean), and Punk
(semi-clean). Well and Rock, but whatever. If he loses too weirdly, though, it
does nothing for Bray.
Kyle Fitta: It does
not have to be fluky. Just a small distraction.
Aaron Glazer: This is Wrestlemania. I'll take the Cena win in a
better match than anyone expects.
Kyle Fitta: Wyatt
is so good at staying in character while he wrestles. It is one of many reasons
that he is better than most at portraying a psychopath. He is good in the ring,
too, especially for someone his size. He can also move around the ring, bump,
and sell. And he can pace and call a match as well. Cena, on the other hand, is great at making
his significant matches feel very dramatic and special. There is no doubt in my
mind that these two could really put on something very good. I will pick Bray
Wyatt to win, extending the feud.
Streak vs. The Beast: Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar
Aaron Glazer: I'm
worried about this one. Does Taker still have it?
Kyle Fitta: I
feel like we all question if Taker can have another great match every year.
Somehow, he finds a way to have one. He has brought his A-game to just about
every Mania since WM 23.
Aaron Glazer: He
was in the best match last year, but it was hardly his A-game. And only one
person has gotten good out of Brock since his return.
Kyle Fitta: I
count two out of three.
Aaron Glazer: HHH
was terrible; Cena was okay, but not more than solid.
Kyle Fitta: I
thought Cena-Lesnar was excellent, plus CM Punk vs. Brock Lesnar was arguably
WWE’s best match of that year.
Aaron Glazer: It
was fun; it was an epic whopping, but the quality was just the entertainment
factor of Brock kicking ass.
Kyle Fitta: Lesnar’s
body language and mannerisms were just on that night. He came so much across
like an ass-kicker. It was also one of those completely unpredictable fights, wherein
anything could happen at any time. It had a real unique feel to it if you
watched it live.
Aaron Glazer: Somehow,
I don't see Taker just getting his ass kicked for a whole match.
Kyle Fitta: Well,
one thing is for sure, the buildup has not created any anticipation for it
whatsoever. The decision to build Lesnar as a meek underdog is preposterous. WWE
likes to book things as even-steven as possible, which means the wrestler that
dominates the encounters leading to the match typically loses. WWE seems to be
trying to use reverse psychology with Lesnar being dominated to set up the idea
that he might actually win. Nobody is buying it, though. The feud’s other
dilemma is it lacks a story-arc – merely because of both being off TV for a
while — therefore the feud has come across as excessively forced. They should
have simply built Brock as a cocky bruiser,
snickering right in Taker’s face during their promos, and then had him demolish Taker more than anyone has in history.
Aaron Glazer: So,
subpar build and then a disappointing match?
Kyle Fitta: I
think the match could deliver. Both can bring it. They would have been better
with different opponents. Lesnar has no chance of winning nor does he need the
rub. Plus, there’s no sugarcoating the build. It has been nothing less than
stellar.
This One's Personal: Daniel Bryan vs. HHH
Kyle Fitta: This
is most intense, heated, and well-developed story on the card, right?
Aaron Glazer: Oh, absolutely. This should also be match of
the night with relative ease unless something else overperforms.
Kyle Fitta: I am glad
that they did not prematurely have Bryan win the title or physically outshine HHH.
Preserving both for the biggest show of the year will make them both way more
significant.
Aaron Glazer: I really hope they don't overbook this. As a
straight match, this can be special.
Aaron Glazer: He should have been pure heel sooner, but that is really the worst I can say about this. Everyone marked out and freaked at various points in this story.
Kyle Fitta: HHH has really been bringing the goods over the past
couple of weeks, especially with his scheme to get the best of Bryan. His
old school, NWA-esque beatdown was not only awesome, but it also re-established
his virtuously malicious Authority character, in addition to making Bryan come
off sympathetic as hell. It will be a prodigious moment when Hunter gets his
comeuppance that he absolutely deserves, if booked correctly. HHH has a good
performance left in him, and who greater to get it out of him than the best
wrestler in the world.
Aaron Glazer: He should have been pure heel sooner, but that is really the worst I can say about this. Everyone marked out and freaked at various points in this story.
Kyle Fitta: The
Authority angle has had its inconsistencies, but it has accomplished one of its
most important jobs, which was making Daniel Bryan a more sympathetic and more
liked wrestler than he was before.
Aaron Glazer: He
is a superstar.
Kyle Fitta: That
leads us, of course, to the main event.
WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton vs. Batista vs HHH or Daniel Bryan
Aaron Glazer: Batista is winning. He'll be a huge heel by the time this is done.
Kyle Fitta: So,
you think WWE should book something that screws Bryan over again?
Aaron Glazer: Should?
Not at all, but I've been watching for... good lord, 25-years now. I'd be
shocked if they don't.
Kyle Fitta: A
good portion of Bryan’s fans would lose hope if he fails to get his shining
moment on the biggest stage of them all, especially
after 8 months of coming oh-so-close. The iron is blistering. It is the hottest
it has ever been. There is no need to get cute here. They just need to do the right
thing.
Aaron Glazer: I
think beating H will be his moment.
Kyle Fitta: Bryan
can kill two birds with one stone: He can give HHH the beatdown that he has
owed him forever and then win the title all in the same night, proving that the
Authority’s opinion of him is false. It shall be both Bryan and the fans’ definitive
moment, as good finally conquers evil.
Aaron Glazer: That'd
be fantastic... and I really hope so given that he's been my favorite since
early ROH.
Kyle Fitta: Batista winning would just generate the wrong
heat. It would lead “Daniel Bryan” chants marring practically every show moving
forward. Fans optimism will be either very low or nonexistent. WWE would just
be booking themselves in a corner for no reason.
Closing Thoughts:
Kyle Fitta: So, overall, what do you think of this Wrestlemania
from top to bottom?
Aaron Glazer: It's
great. The Bryan story is compelling. Bray has a star-making match with Cena.
Brock-Taker is at least compelling, and the Rise of Reigns is awesome. I love
all of this.
Kyle Fitta: Could the card be better? Absolutely. But I could say that
just about every Wrestlemania. It has never been about putting together a
supercard, to be honest. The show is more of a spectacle than anything else.
I mean, there have only been one or two stacked WM cards in history. This,
compared to the others, has an above-average looking card. It will not be an
all-time classic or anything. But I see it ranging from good to very good.
(Kyle Fitta's Notes: Glazer and I forgot to address the Divas
match. It's certainly just a way for people to receive their WM payday. I heard a rumor that Brie
Bella will win, then celebrate with her man at the end of the show. Sure, why
not?)
A special thanks to Aaron Glazer for joining me.
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