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Monday Night Open Mic

By Corey
Howdy BoD'ers!

Speaking of Phil Hickerson, look at him schooling these two kids Jim and Steve. What the hell would they ever amount to anyway?



Not much to talk about this week. Waiting for the next big thing to pop up on the Network whether it be Shotgun Saturday Night, old AWA shows, Wrestling Challenges from the 80s or NWA Worldwide. I need something though. I might review Wrestlemania 28 this week if I can find the four-hour block to watch it.

Wrestlemania buildup just continues to be rough. And the idea of Billy Gunn and The Roadie trying to leech off of a hot act like the Shield is HIGHLY annoying unless they just don't get any offense EVER. Like every match should be Gunn and Dogg taking ridiculous ass kickings and Reigns putting his foot on both of their chests for victories. Obviously the RIGHT choice was Harper and Rowan but hell I would've taken Ryback and Axel because at least they could benefit from a program with the Shield and gain a little traction.

This might be HHH's true issue. He needs new, younger friends. All of his buds are in their 40s or 50s. Sheamus is like his only friend under 40.

Oh well the rain cancel my son's baseball game tonight so I'll try to labor through as much of this marathon RAW as I can. Watching those 1993 RAWs and even back when I did NWA Worldwide made me appreciate the joys of an hour-long show.

So enjoy this and come out swinging but by all means try to keep it clean!

Comments

  1. ThePatMarch 24, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    Let's cancel Lesnar vs Taker at Mania, the Warrior needs revenge for this near death experience!

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  2. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    Remember to vote for the Ottie Awards Here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xc7WY3z-Pl1tW5ElEhRFf1cn6SkOlghrrpYfogBi_1A/viewform

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  3. ThePatMarch 24, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    Ok I can't wait to see the top ten blunders starring Sid!

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  4. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    I saw that Bunnyhop review MGS 2,you can really see how crazy is that game.

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  5. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Right?!

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  6. ThePatMarch 24, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Emma!

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  7. Steven FerrariMarch 24, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Coming to you live from section 204, Superstars is underway, Summer Rae vs. Emma. Big pops for Emma.

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  8. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Yay Emma finally gets to wrestle again!

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  9. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Pre-show match?

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  10. Kyle FittaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    I miss Booker T announcing. His incoherent ramblings that usually led to him completely forgetting the point he was trying to make was comic gold.

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  11. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    Superstars tapes before Raw

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  12. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    :: Announces his part timer guest appearance for the evening ::

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  13. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    Normally they don't air it until Superstars though.

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  14. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    I'd rather listen to his ramblings than any of the other announcers

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  15. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    They've been showing little bits of the superstars matches on the pre show every week

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  16. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    Never noticed. I just see the matches happening in the background usually during the pre-show.

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  17. Steven FerrariMarch 24, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    CM Punk chants, too. Get over it, people.

    And they say the internet is a small percentage of the audience.

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  18. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    At least the crowd isn't doing "What?" anymore.

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  19. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    This match is a Bob Dylan album... Blonde on Blonde

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  20. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    I still admire the messages he brings but that game is still a clusterfuck in some aspects.

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  21. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    Is that Foley or Zeb Colter?

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  22. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    :: Salute:: just two more days.

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  23. Kyle FittaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    I remember when Austin beat Booker T up in a supermarket. Good times.

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  24. ThePatMarch 24, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    So they announce that Bryan wrestled at a house show last night, but is not medically clear to appear on Raw?

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  25. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    So, Bryan shows up at 10?

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  26. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Weird to think there was a time that Booker was viewed on the same level as Rock/Austin/HHH...

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  27. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Dude... THEY SAID HE ISN'T THERE

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  28. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Hello. Two more days until what?

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  29. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    And then on the next Raw he chased him around in a church. Hilarious stuff.

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  30. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Yea our is but at the end of WCW he was pretty much the top guy in the company.

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  31. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    They're in Brooklyn? The crowd is gonna go nuclear on a Stephanie promo.

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  32. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    College,sorry to say that AGAIN.

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  33. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    It's a swerve. Or the WWE trying for a lame attempt at a swerve so we are all SHOCKED when Bryan shows up.

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  34. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Do we get a JTG sighting?

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  35. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Oh yeah. You still gotta pop in every now and then. Did you see Nakamura's broken nose?

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  36. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Helllllllllllo ladies....

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  37. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    They wouldn't announce someone as not being there if they actually WERE there!

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  38. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Cheesy 70 music.

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  39. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    He's handing out towels in the men's room. And he could use your help - every bit helps.

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  40. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Nope but I heard he won the cup and Mr.Corner dropkick of death lost to Benjamin.

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  41. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Alex Reilly breaking out the percentages - where's Scotty Steiner?

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  42. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    I think the pacing towards this year's Mania has been good.

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  43. wnyxmcnealMarch 24, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    How has the buildup to RAW been "rough?"

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  44. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Killing Wolf woman of SS.

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  45. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Yeah, but if you combine Randy Orton's chance with Batista's chance, Triple H or Daniel Bryan's chance drastic go down!

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  46. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Shoot comments . . .

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  47. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    The wwe doesn't lie to its fans? Phew, that's a relief to know.

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  48. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Yeah. Nakamura's nose was literally separated at the top. Nasty.

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  49. PATRICKisLEGENDMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Eh, I think Rock & Austin constantly getting the better of him showed his level was below them... and if he didn't get it then... Triple H made sure of it.

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  50. ThePatMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    If it was Cena, he would appear at the top of the hour without selling any effects from the beating

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  51. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Who did he fought at the end?

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  52. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Brock lesnar is a lazy fuck

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  53. Steven FerrariMarch 24, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Truth/Woods vs 3MB now. Good reaction for Truth. It's gonna be a good crowd tonight.

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  54. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    If Batista and Orton don't win the match, then either Bryan or Triple H will!

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  55. PATRICKisLEGENDMarch 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Seriously, I cannot get enough of this Ronnie Rising melody by Metallica.

    http://loudwire.com/metallica-ronnie-james-dio-medley-ronnie-rising/



    Metalgasm.

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  56. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Punk is a petulant child.

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  57. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    That's what Sable said.

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  58. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Wat?

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  59. parallax1978March 24, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    OfficerFarva is a fake doctor and an addict that will be... SAVED at BoD 'Mania

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  60. Billy CastilloMarch 24, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Austin beating the shit out of Booker with a frozen pizza while singing 'That's Amore' may be the funniest thing ever made.

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  61. MrJustinBMarch 24, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    I think you mean Ruff. Ruh-Roh.

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  62. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    WWE Network needs a version of Whose Line Is It Anyway starring Heyman Foley and Austin

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  63. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Paul, you are actually complaining Renne is talking to you?

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  64. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    I told you. You won't see the meekin run in coming, hell stink face you and I'll pour Stoli down your throat as I recite the hippocatic oath

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  65. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Damn, I really like that idea. Could be fun.

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  66. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    We need a coked up Pacino to host a Raw someday.

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  67. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Bad Luck Fale. LOL

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  68. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Two words: Pussy.

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  69. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Oh lawd: http://i.minus.com/iITwsQDHHVZGM.gif

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  70. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    "say hello to my little friend"


    *Hornswoggle pops out to a chorus of boo's*

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  71. PATRICKisLEGENDMarch 24, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    What kind of phone do you have that you can do this comfortably from? MY HTC would be crippled by disqus.

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  72. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    What? Fale? He's OK as the enforcer of the bullet club but you could've picked,Shibata,Goto,SUZUKI.

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  73. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Yeah it was a shocker for sure. He did okay for himself though.

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  74. ProjectBlueMarch 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Glad they played down his role in the cartoon compared to reality

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  75. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Foley is doing a great job putting over stories and wrestlers - he seems more laid back than I've seen him in awhile too

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  76. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Paired with a coked up Flair. Wooo, HooHa, Wooo, HooHa

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  77. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    He could compliment the Ass of a diva.

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  78. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    This is only true if he's cracking poopie jokes.

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  79. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    He fought The Rock the last two years, this year he fights "The Boulder".

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  80. MrJustinBMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    I'm going to say something really controversial tonight. Scott Thompson was the best part of Kids in the Hall. That's right. I said it.

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  81. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    You seem to be on fire early.

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  82. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    He's relieved they finally put Bryan in the main event

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  83. Steven FerrariMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    iPhone 5, but my battery is running low, so I'm pretty much done for the night.

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  84. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    You seem to be flaming, early

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  85. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    I had my afternoon nap.

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  86. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Then he'll job to Toph.

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  87. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    I'm not impressed.

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  88. MagoonieMarch 24, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Cena vs He-Man, book it!

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  89. Brian_BaylessMarch 24, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Foley was the most versatile and McKinney was funnier, IMO. McCullough was my least favorite

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  90. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    I'm not above killing a dr. Just so you know. One less slave to the pharmaceutical industry.


    Oh, and fuck you.


    :-)

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  91. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Alex Riley looks like Brad Maddox now.

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  92. Mar SoloMarch 24, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    I will always love the hypocrisy of them taking JR off television because of his look, yet they kept Jerry Lawler with his cratered up forehead and dressing like a fifteen year old guido self on television.

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  93. Brian_BaylessMarch 24, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Showing some ruthless aggression before BoD Mania I see

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  94. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Dumb work out question: When I'm supposed to be up in like a 'plank / push up' position I feel a ton of tension on my calves. I'm assuming this is because the place where my muscles used to be has been replaced by gak.

    My question: will stretching my calves past like the tension point loosen it, or cause it to tear / pull etc?

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  95. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Vince just hates JR deep down. I swear one day Ross is going to go nuts and sign with TNA or Jarrett's promotion and shit all over Vince on-air.

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  96. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    "Slave to the pharmaceutical industry." Nice

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  97. PATRICKisLEGENDMarch 24, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Only one way to find out...

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  98. ProjectBlueMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    I'm ok with that. Loved Foley for Newsradio, but within the Kids? Sure

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  99. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    All the current employees on commentary/pre-shows/whatever, communicate like they got their sphincters clenched tight. Nervous, trying too hard, self-conscious.

    That's the company in a nutshell for me a lot of the time.

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  100. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Buy a foam roller. Love the thing.

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  101. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Hulk Hogan, Booker T's comin' for you nigga!

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  102. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch. Besides, I'm sure Farva can handle it.

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  103. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Well okay.

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  104. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Is that like a flesh light for chicks? *googles it* Ohh

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  105. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    I suspect it will be my highlight of the evening.

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  106. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Probably big enough for some of the Divas on the roster.

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  107. MikeyMike2323March 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    I only care about Bryan winning. It's DBry winning at end or bust for me.

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  108. JamesMarch 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Kevin Kelly said that deep down, Vince is probably envious that JR was a better voice of the company than he was.

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  109. Ripner CabbitMarch 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    When the head of the company is in your ear telling you what to say and screaming expletives at you it's tough to be relaxed

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  110. MrJustinBMarch 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Fair argument. I liked McCullough's kid character, though.

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  111. thebraziliankidMarch 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Is not gonna be a challenge to Booker,every time Hogan takes a step he's afraind of tearing a quad.

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  112. WhoDatNinjaMarch 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    "Say the god damned line!"

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  113. WWF1987March 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    I remember reading that Richards felt like when he was at NXT that everyone was on egg shells.

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  114. Paul MeekinMarch 24, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    I'd have to guess the production crew is right pissed. You've increased their live TV Work load by two hours during a time when they're doing a TON of prep and checking for the actual live show. I can't imagine it's a fun thing to do for anyone involved.

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  115. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    You've become an officerfarva favorite. Your life is now complete I'm sure

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  116. cultstatusMarch 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Never fails to crack me up that David Otunga is in the signature with all those legends.

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  117. OfficerFarvaMarch 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Within kayfabe talk, there has to be a "no authority dq" stipulation

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  118. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    I love the SkyTV warning. Or, would, if I weren't watching through means.

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  119. nebb28March 24, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    foam rollers are fucking awesome. This as well.

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  120. dynamic_daveMarch 24, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    She wore a ponytail last week?

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  121. ToddLorenzMarch 24, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I would watch this.

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