Thunder
Date: November 5, 1998
Location: Roanoke Civic
Center, Roanoke, Virginia
Commentators:
Mike Tenay, Bobby Heenan, Tony Schiavone, Lee Marshall
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
World War 3 is a few
corners away and things aren't all that interesting at the moment.
Monday wasn't the best show in the world but it was nice to have a
breather from the Hogan vs. Warrior nonsense. Bret vs. Luger seems
to be building up soon but we still have to deal with all the people
Bret has injured recently. Let's get to it.
Tony and the gang
welcome us to the show before congratulating Jesse Ventura for being
elected Governor of Minnesota. This of course transitions to Hogan
wanting to be President and officially announcing his candidacy on
upcoming Nitro.
Kanyon vs. Barry
Horowitz
The usual Who Better
schtick gets the usual reaction so Kanyon takes out his frustration
on Barry with some shots to the head and a choke. Barry's sunset
flip is countered by a right hand to the head but he avoids an elbow
drop. We hit the chinlock on Kanyon for a few moments before he
fights up and runs Horowitz over with a shoulder.
Barry comes back and
rams him into the corner, only to be thrown into the air for a crash
down onto the mat. A Rocker Dropper gets three straight two counts
but Barry gets a near fall of his own while Kanyon yells at the
referee. Horowitz scores with a powerbomb and some clotheslines for
two, only to miss a third and get Flatlined for the pin.
Rating:
C-.
Shockingly decent squash here with Barry putting up a better fight
than you usually see in a match like this. Kanyon was a bit lower
than his usual standard here but the match was still entertaining
anyway. At least the focus wasn't on Raven being depressed the
entire time as usual.
Back
from a break with Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell coming to the ring.
Scott says the two of them have gone from the penthouse in LA to the
outhouse here in Roanoke. The women here are stuck next to their
redneck boyfriends and Steiner is the way out, but the crowd doesn't
seem interested in him being their hookup. JJ can fine them all he
wants but there's no stopping Scott Steiner. The Red and Black is
nothing but a bunch of copycats and Scott will take all of them out
on his own, starting with Lex Luger tonight. There's your main
event.
Wolfpack shirt ad.
Savage/Sting video ads.
Alex Wright vs.
Raven
Raven sits in the
corner to start so Alex yells at him in German before calling Raven
an uneducated American. Alex talks about how great and clean shaven
he is for over a minute until Raven hits him low to start. Wright
bails outside so Raven sits in the corner again. That's the opening
Wright needs and he stomps away before stopping to dance. Raven
fires back with right hands but Wright nails him with a jumping kick
to the face. Wright misses a charge into the ropes to put both guys
down.
Lodi comes out but
Disco Inferno, in bright green, runs out and nails him in the face.
Kanyon appears as well to punch Disco but gets suplexed by Wright.
Raven heads outside for the brawl but gets rammed into the barricade
and apron (Marshall, as Raven's hands are on the ring apron: “We're
back to two people but they're nowhere near the ring!”). Back in
and Raven goes up top, shoves Wright down...and walks away for the
countout.
Rating:
D+.
This was much more story development than wrestling. Normally that's
fine but this story is getting overly complicated in a hurry. To be
fair that's what happened with Raven and Saturn earlier this year and
things worked out pretty well. This was barely a match but a fired
up Raven was interesting.
Tony
brings out Jericho for another chat. Jericho names his personal
security guard as Ralphus and says he's the most dangerous man alive.
Tony has accused him of disrespecting Greenberg, but he's just a
better champion than Goldberg. He's the TV Champion and a lot of
people watch TV, making him the better champion. Jericho claims a
4-0 record against Goldberg and challenges Goldberg to break that
streak. Again, this is as easy of a payoff as you can ask for.
Fit
Finlay vs. Booker T
They
circle each other for a good while before Booker takes over with a
headlock. He takes Finlay down with a shoulder block but gets taken
down into a reverse chinlock. Some European uppercuts from the
European give him control and he hammers on Booker's chest for a bit.
Off to a chinlock until Booker fights up and hits the forearm and
kick to the face for two. A spinwheel kick followed by a belly to
back suplex set up the Harlem Sidekick but Finlay breaks up the
missile dropkick. Fit sends him into the corner but gets caught in a
spinning sunset flip for the pin out of nowhere.
Rating:
D+.
Not much here but it keeps Booker back on the screen after his return
on Monday. A win over Finlay doesn't mean all that much but it's
better than beating a jobber. Booker is in a weird place here as
he's too big for the TV Title again but the US Title is firmly in
NWO/main event land and there's no way he's getting there anytime
soon.
The announcers preview
the rest of the show and introduce Konnan's music video.
The Cat comes out for
an open challenge and is answered but Kaz Hayashi but Glacier returns
to answer it instead. Actually scratch that as Glacier says he's
here because he has Miller's back. No one in WCW is going to take
them seriously because they're karate guys, but he takes Miller
seriously. Oh joy indeed.
Horace vs. Norman
Smiley
Smiley doesn't even get
an entrance. Horace pounds on him in the corner to start before
nailing a hard shoulder and elbow drop. Another shoulder puts Norman
on the floor so Vincent can get in a few shots. Back in and a belly
to back suplex sets up a brainbuster to squash Norman.
Eddie Guerrero vs.
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Before the match Eddie
offers Rey a spot in the LWO for a third time but Mysterio still
isn't interested. However Rey is forced to join if he loses tonight
for no specified reason. Heenan brings up a good question: what good
is it to have a man in your organization if they don't want to be
there? Rey speeds things up to starta nd hits a nice headscissors
followed by an armdrag. Eddie backdrops him to the apron but gets
sent into the corner by another headscissors.
Mysterio rams him into
three buckles but gets caught in an atomic drop, allowing Eddie to
dropkick the knee out. He puts on a leg lock as we take a break.
Back with the hold still on as it looks like nothing has changed at
all. Eddie ties Mysterio in the Tree of Woe but misses a charge to
crotch himself against the post Curt Hennig style.
Rey pulls himself to
the top and hits a seated senton off the top to the floor. He comes
up limping even more but is still able to hit a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker. Rey heads to the top again for a top rope hurricanrana,
only to injure the knee again. Guerrero takes Rey's knee brace off
and puts on a leg hold as the LWO walks to the ring. Not that it
matters though as the time limit expires at about seven minutes.
Rating:
C+.
It's not quite Halloween Havoc 1997 but it's still Guerrero vs.
Mysterio. These two had a natural chemistry together and the matches
were almost always a success. This worked quite well with Rey trying
to fly but the knee just not holding up well enough. Eddie having a
hold on before the time limit ran out was a nice touch as well.
The LWO wants to attack
Rey but Eddie holds them back.
Ad for World War 3.
TV Title: Prince
Iaukea vs. Chris Jericho
Jericho
is defending of course. The announcers ignore Iaukea taking over
with a clothesline to talk about the Hogan For President stuff, which
to be fair is more interesting for a change. They trade quick
takedowns until Iaukea nails a palm strike to the chest. The referee
isn't cool with that for some reason and the argument allows Jericho
to take over with a hot shot. A suplex sets up the Arrogant two
count and we hit the chinlock.
Jericho nails a seated
dropkick but charges into a foot in the corner. The announcers
actually acknowledge the match for a bit before talking about
anything else. A superkick drops Jericho again but Iaukea misses a
dropkick. Jericho loads up the Lionsault but hits knees and gives
the Prince two. Back up and Iaukea nails a Samoan drop and a
slingshot hilo, only to have a victory roll countered into the
Liontamer to retain the title.
Rating:
C.
Better match than I was expecting here with both guys looking good
for the most part. Iaukea certainly wasn't bad in the ring most of
the time but he just wasn't interesting at all. Even when Jericho
was going after him with the Prince Makamakey stuff it only worked to
a degree. Nice match here though.
Scott Hall vs. Disco
Inferno
For once in his life,
Disco shows some intelligence by running from the five NWO members
around the ring. Giant stops him from running though and Disco
panicking is rather amusing. The big man sends Disco back into the
ring and Hall just destroys him with his signature stuff. He hooks
the abdominal stretch and messes with Disco's hair, which is actually
enough to fire Disco up. Inferno comes back with a running
neckbreaker but Norton trips him up, setting up the Outsider's Edge
for the pin.
Tony
brings out the Horsemen for a chat to really wake the crowd up. No
Mongo in sight however. Anderson sums up the NWO in a nutshell: it
just took six of them to beat the Disco Inferno. He lists off some
of the NWO members and all of their talents, but it makes him wonder
why Bischoff is being silent. Let's stop the waiting and have the
NWO vs. the Horsemen in the fight everyone wants to see.
Dean
says he hasn't been in Roanoke in twenty years but he remembers
watching his father wrestle in this building. Right now the Horsemen
need to make Chris Benoit healthy again so he can get back in the
ring. Benoit says Roanoke is a great Horsemen town and tells
Bischoff to quit prolonging reality. He needs to wake up from the
dream world of this, meaning the NWO hand signal, when it's about to
wake up to the reality of the four fingers (it looked far cooler when
you can see the hand signals).
Flair
goes on a rant about Jesse Ventura becoming Governor and how Jesse is
all about respect. If Flair has to waltz around the ring with Aretha
Franklin, she'll sing Respect to Bischoff. Flair tells Bischoff to
look at his girlfriend and makes some suggestions involving pelvic
thrusts. It's another awesome Horsemen promo, but it needs to lead
to something soon.
Scott Steiner vs.
Lex Luger
It's after 10pm so this
isn't going to last long. Before the match, Scott gets in Nick
Patrick's face and yells at Nick for what he did at Halloween Havoc.
Patrick says he was just doing his job and gets beaten up for his
efforts. Scott wraps Nick's leg around the post but Luger runs out
for the save. They brawl for a bit as the medical staff comes out
with a stretcher. Scott sees what's going on and heads outside to
beat on Patrick even more.
Luger gets sent into
the barricade and Buff chokes Luger with his own shirt. Steiner
stays on Lex with various choking techniques but Lex finally makes a
comeback. He hits his usual stuff before Racking Steiner, drawing
out Mickey Jay as a replacement referee. Not that it matters as Buff
breaks things up, allowing Scott to beat up Mickey as well. Rick
Steiner runs out for the save to end this mess as well as the show.
It wasn't really a match if that wasn't clear.
Overall
Rating: C.
I've seen worse episodes but this didn't do much for me. We'll go
with right in the middle as this was such a middle of the road show.
There were good and bad matches, but nothing was really advanced.
Much like most episodes of Thunder, there's no need to watch this at
all.
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