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BoD Saturday Night Thread

Lots of stuff going on tonight

UFC 172
NBA Playoffs
NHL Playoffs
MLB Action

Also, the Vader 1993 WCW Timeline won the poll and will be reviewed Thursday

Comments

  1. I've lifted by NBA boycott, just because I want to see the Mavs defeat the Spurs.

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  2. BoD Saturday Night Thread 4/26/2014 Featuring the BoD #1 Draw and Franchise Player... Parallax1978.

    You're Welcome

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  3. Say goodbye to your title Jones.

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  4. Manu has made the key plays in the closing seconds.

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  5. Dallas should set something up for Dirk in order for him to get a clean look from 3-point land and steal this game from the Spurs.

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  6. You still got it :clap: clap: clap:

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  7. Just gonna go ahead and plug this here article I wrote about the Xbox One: http://whatculture.com/gaming/xbox-one-10-big-changes-actually-make-worth-buying.php

    If anyone's looking to make money writing it seems this What Culture thing is the real deal, I've earned...11 pounds for this article, which is like a cool 18 bucks.
    http://whatculture.com/write?refer_id=10092 <---- My refer ID

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  8. VINSANITY!!!

    This is the best first round ever.

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  9. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Working on my Parallax cauldron of evil right now.


    Also, I'm just fucking with you.

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  10. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:21 PM

    I don't feel like doing anyfuckingthing tonight.

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  11. Me neither. It's almost May here and yet it's 46 degrees.

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  12. Congratulations.

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  13. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:24 PM

    High 80's here. But I did stuff outdoors today. Sox played a day game. The Star Trek reboot is on Fox Movie Channel right now.....maybe Braves-Reds, I dunno.

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  14. Watch the Plinkett Star Wars prequels reviews. Start at Episode One and work your way from there. Give it a chance.

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  15. Saturn? Is that you? Did you bring Moppy?

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  16. I hope this UFC edition is better then the last ones,UFC is passing through their new generation era.

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  17. UFC has been completely not watchable ever since Silva/Weidman.

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  18. Starting up assignment #1 of #3. Here we go!

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  19. Nevermind, I'm doing it all tomorrow.

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  20. Jones and Ronda are holding UFC now.

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  21. I am glad you clarified... I almost went and got a former Mrs. Parallax one the phone to prove you wrong.

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  22. This will be my first UFC since the one where Silva broke his leg... no idea what is even on the card

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  23. I just finished my first week of the T25
    Workout. It's helping a lot and kicking my ass

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  24. Jones vs Teixera


    Jones is getting ready to lose his title.

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  25. UFC really should be progressing, now that Silva is done intentional clowning in title fights and Jon Jones made his predicted ascension to the top, but it doesn't seem to be. I honestly would like to seriously follow it again but the Pipebomb, for better or for worse, has pretty much gotten me back into wrestling.

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  26. UFC seems really stale. Haven't been paying much attention

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  27. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Gunga Din, good movie.

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  28. Thanks, I decided to just knock it out tonight so I can relax tomorrow. I went back and forth deciding whether I wanted to do it tonight or not. I figure I can do the assignments, post on the BoD, and watch UFC and it'll fly by.

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  29. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Whoa now! Settle down there. Let's not lose our heads.

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  30. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Maybe at that bar a few blocks away?

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  31. Nope.


    C'mon UFC,book Carano vs Ronda.

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  32. I can't imagine the Sammartino shoot being interesting. Piper is terrible 9 times out of 10.

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  33. Good evening,genteman.

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  34. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    So I hung out with a couple of lesbians yesterday to basically interview to pet sit for them. They were not good looking lesbians though. And they didn't invite me to stay because they just needed a cock. Porn has lied to me.

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  35. The Bruno timeline is fantastic. It's a history lesson of the first six years of the WWF

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  36. I've lost a lot of interest in the UFC too. I still watch most cards but whereas I used to go out and watch them, I'm more content to view them through other means now. They just aren't worth the price tag.

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  37. 90% of the time will be dedicated to criticise Flair.

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  38. Did you tell then you are a parking lot attendant?

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  39. I got no interest in Carano vs. Ronda.

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  40. I'm waiting for the Bret Hart 1992 WWF timeline to come out

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  41. Bret did a timeline one? That should be good.

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  42. I think it's coming out in October

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  43. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    I led with that of course.

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  44. Two of my best friends were a lesbian couple. Pretty hot too. The only time in history where I was cool with being friend zoned. Loved hanging out with them, they were like dudes but with awesome tits.

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  45. Boring fight,nice finish.

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  46. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    So, you guys don't do Live WWE Network PPVs on Saturday?

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  47. Wow. That's a panty dropper if there ever was one. They must be stone cold lesbians

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  48. That should be good but I feel like I've heard every thing there is to say from 1992, especially from Bret.

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  49. It's been great

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  50. C'mon dude.I would let both armbar me.

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  51. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    They are both in their 50's, one had a stroke and they both had the bull dyke look. So even if they had offered....I would have considered.

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  52. I stopped the poll as people didn't like the choices and if I wasn't participating, then I shouldn't be picking the shows. People were self-managing the PPV part and that was for the best

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  53. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 26, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    They seemed like a great couple, nice people, good to their pets although a little dirty. They just were a bit older and uglier than what porn has made me think of lesbians.

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  54. I honestly hate how boring the fights are... once guys like GSP and others learned to work the rules it got terrible... that and GSP and Silva having nearly decade long title runs bored the shit out of me

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  55. Very unlikely. I think Jones keeps the range, tires him, takes him down, chokes him out.

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  56. Parallax undercard chick fight on ufc.

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  57. Anyone up for a PPV watch at like 8:30?

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  58. Cyborg is the only opponent that interests me for Ronda.

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  59. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Watching Reds-Braves: after watching strike three go over the middle of the plate, someone needs to let BJ Upton know that the glasses are supposed to help.

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  60. It is a Rock/Hogan type of deal imo

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  61. They're not hot.

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  62. Sadly, not tonight.

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  63. Penguins are the biggest frauds in the NHL. They're lucky they won a championship with the system they run.

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  64. It's a freakshow fight. It would absolutely make a ton of dough, but Carano hasn't fought in years. It'd last 3 minutes.

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  65. I appreciate women for who they are, not how they look

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  66. If anyone is interested I just posted a review of the RoH Night of Appreciation show

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  67. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    I have more than one Facebook friend who NEVER EVER post.....unless the Canadiens are in the playoffs. That's it.

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  68. Hardest thing I have ever had to do

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  69. I still remember the first time in high school I told someone about Tamina Snuka.
    His reaction: "Is she hot?"
    :goes on Wikipedia:
    "No she is not"

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  70. Can't believe in you.

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  71. I'm not Harvey Whippleman's wife

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  72. Read part one of the Scotty Riggs shoot

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  73. See noow that was effective marketing rather than whoring

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  74. Jessamyn Duke is fighting. When she's not in fight shape and starving herself to make 135 she's pretty hot. Unfortunately UFC only has 1 weight class for women so she's in starvation mode during the only times people are paying attention to her.

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  75. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Can anyone tell me if there's a Thai Chicken sandwich at Subway? Like, on the east coast or something?

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  76. This may be the strangest post in BoD history

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  77. Subway puts rubber in their bread. I'm all set eating there.

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  78. I don't get any benefits either way. I'm pro bono

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  79. Man will I be glad when beards are no longer in style

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  80. You get the dopamine release caused by seeing your articles do well

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  81. Beard and mustache obsessions are something I will never get

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  82. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    I'm pretty sure that there's been stranger. Right? I mean, someone talked about having sex with their cousin or something, I'm sure.

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  83. But I don't think it would be competitive in the least. At least with these other girls she's fighting they can say they've fought recently.

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  84. Well yeah but that's not weird at all

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  85. It's very normal in the south.

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  86. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    I'm sure it was in a Meekin thread.

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  87. Oh I agree... but I think it has huge spectacle appeal. Carano couldn't even compete when women's MMA was still a novelty

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  88. They pretty much all get the same amount of hits I think. A few people in this thread like the RoH reviews so I let them know

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  89. Same. They look awful, are difficult to maintain, and annoying to have

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  90. And itchy as fuck.

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  91. http://www.downtownbruno.com/

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  92. I think for Bayless' next masterpiece he should try to script out a WCW-style mini movie starring us.

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  93. Beards and mustaches used to be handy in pointing out weirdos.

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  94. You're all women.

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  95. Challenge accepted

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  96. That's not entirely fair. She was undefeated before she lost to Cyborg but there's no shame in that, Cyborg was the #1 P4P women's fighter in the world at the time and there's an argument that she still is even today.


    The biggest thing stopping the Carano fight now is that she's a 145 lb fighter who came in heavy (frequently) in the past. She's not making 135 without chopping off a leg or something.

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  97. "ROCK THE BOAT, UP THE VOTE! ROCK THE BOAT, UP THE VOTE!"

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  98. must include Cheetum

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  99. Any photos of his wife

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  100. Is it weird that I'm too lazy to even steal the UFC fights tonight?

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  101. I think the worst thing Columbus could do here is score another two goals. Or for Pittsburgh to score the next three. That team will lose.

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  102. Still can't find any.

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  103. Your loss, should be a pretty decent night of fights. At least 2-3 guaranteed good ones on the card tonight with an actual meaningful main event.

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  104. I know. I'm just letting you know the methods of my madness.

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  105. Damn. I need to see what she looks like

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  106. I need all of you to be as entertaining as possible this evening, I really want to close in on Vinson

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  107. Well, KO of the night is already wrapped up. Everyone else, pack it up.

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  108. One of the best sports to participate in, but truthfully one of the most boring sports to watch.

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  109. Very well.

    *gets another beer.*

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  110. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:18 PM

    Mr. Bayless has found his white whale. Which is probably what she is by now.

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  111. I want to see to the Jones fight. But I just don't want to stare at a shitty stream for 3 hours.

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  112. Leave Farva out of this

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  113. FUCK YOU YOU TEETOTALER!

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  114. I'm starting to wonder if she even exists.

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  115. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:19 PM

    Hey man....shooting up heroin here.

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  116. Internet connection failing tonight.

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  117. It is fortunate you have found me because now you can be... SAVED

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  118. JK, he has been..........SAVED

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  119. I know what you're planning. You're going to send me to AA meetings so you can get with my wife!

    Well, joke's on you!

    I'M NOT MARRIED!

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  120. Place your hand to the screen... feel the parallax1978 flowing through you and be... SAVED

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  121. ...but I bet your mom is!

    :: Evil Plan Laugh ::

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  122. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    Shit, my bad. It was pepper.

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  123. Hey: the ocean just called. They're running out of shrimp.

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  124. I slept with your wife.

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  125. Leave it to JR to ruin dubbing JR calls meme.

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  126. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    Can y----might hav-------jump on-------ten dollars!

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  127. Come on, nothing for doing the research to see who the President of Brazil is? I mean it took several seconds to google that

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  128. Who is the BoD version of Cheetum?

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  129. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Have you ever done it while she was in a coma?

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  130. 1-1 Pittsburgh. So it's their game to win and then give away to Columbus now.

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  131. Your_Favorite_Loser is the shortest guy here...

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  132. No. But I am not AGAINST the idea.

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  133. Die DILMA! BTW die all the people running for president this year.

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  134. http://www.mmatorch.com/artman2/publish/UFC_2/article_21213.shtml Anyone see this laughable interview with Dana White?

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  135. At least you won't have to hear her talk

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  136. That is literally always a good thing

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  137. Checking some PWG/evolve/DGUSA,dammit Trent Barreta is becoming a pretty good wrestler.

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  138. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    BJ Upton looks like Percy Watson with those damn glasses. The guy still can't hit, either.

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  139. Joey styles mode:


    Catfight is up next!

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  140. I hope these 2 women prepared their man a proper meal before heading out to their silly little fight

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  141. How fast would he get on his knees to get Brock back?

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  142. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    They should totally have them fabricate some argument before stepping in to the Octagon. Like, maybe one of them was hitting on the other's man or something.

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  143. Jesus this bitch is 5'11? Challenge... Accepted

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  144. Perhaps they'll badmouth each other to their corner person, then pretend to like each other.

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  145. Go out there Lax.

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  146. AH HELL NAH BITCH! :: Hair pulling ensues ::

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  147. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    Maybe they can make some veiled comment about each other on Facebook.

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  148. OMFG I hate Vaguebooking. STRAP ON A PAIR!

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  149. Stranger in the AlpsApril 26, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    I never knew it had a name until now.

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  150. "Feel terrible after tonight. Ugh. Don't even ask me about it."

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  151. :: Ref pulls her off the other one ::

    "I can't believe he would treat you like that! I hope I am not out of line but I think you deserve better and if I had a woman like you, I would never do anything like that."

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  152. "Man some people sure do love dram, I am glad I can keep it real and tell someone to their face when I have a problem with them."

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  153. "I deserve to be happy. FML"

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  154. Man the illegal stream for UFC are nowhere near as good as those for WWE... is what I would say if I supported such things.

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  155. Did...Rogan just quote ZZ Top?

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  156. I have UFC free on my tv,bwahahahahha.

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  157. Anyone doing a ppv tonight because I'm done with basketball today after that Vince Carter bullshit.

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  158. Someone is wearing an eye patch then

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  159. Watching UFC here.

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  160. "Done with all the BS just going to focus on me, I don't care what anyone thinks"

    (Changes profile picture to something slutty)

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  161. I have the largest economy in the world

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  162. Comment: "OMG your so hot."

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  163. Oh, forgot there was a UFC card tonight.

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  164. Don't give a damn about economy.

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  165. All of this reminds me of my GF's Facebook behavior... and makes me want to delete mine.

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  166. Jones vs Teixeira.

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  167. Yes you do, you just don't understand it well enough to realize how it affects you

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  168. I've always found a girl that could beat me up attractive.

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  169. I'll watch one. Just got finished with 1/3 assignments. Might just do the other ones tomorrow.

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  170. You find all girls attractive?

    BURN!

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  171. Carano is my main celebrity crush because of that.And that's I why think Sara Del Rey is hot.

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  172. Serious response. it is hot... but they are not worth the effort

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  173. I know it affects.

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  174. Carano is gorgeous. Del Rey is the type that seems like she'd throw plates at me or something. You think any of the other UFC females are hot? I think Rousey is nice as well as Tate.

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  175. So far a weak card again in UFC.

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  176. Oversatured. Too many shows.

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