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Monday Night Open Mic

By Corey
Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Well another Network special is in the books and...well if that didn't make you miss MitB 2013 I don't know what will. I kind of felt bad for the participants in the main event match last night because they were thrown out there in a match that had no heat. Just the simple action of Ambrose rushing Rollins in the first MitB match gave it that edge that it needed for people to care.

Instead with the second one, the announcers were trying to work in some sort of Reigns-Orton thing but there was nothing to it really. The other guys were just there to be there and even Cena couldn't bring himself to care about another run with a title he probably doesn't want anything to do with right now. Normally seeing Orton bleed like a stuck pig is enough to salvage a match but not last night.

Oh well, we just have to accept that right now the promotion is going through a bit of a cold spell. It was bound to go downhill a little after Wrestlemania and we were lucky to have a pretty hot Shield-Evolution program to carry us through. But you know...Vince had to be Vince...Now hopefully Rollins-Ambrose and the build to Brock-Cena II can carry us through this one.

We got Raw

Yankees-Rays on ESPN

World Cup Wrap ups

Wimbledon wrap ups.

Other random stuff.

Enjoy whatever it is you like, keep the comments flowing and keep them clean. #CENAWINSLOL

Comments

  1. WiffleBatJune 30, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    I never used to post in these threads because I always thought you were serious about the "keep it clean" bit. I like to be able to say fuck with impunity.

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  2. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Fuck is perfectly acceptable. I love cursing.


    I mean clean like no links to pictures of bestiality or things that might cause Scott to lose ad revenue.

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  3. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    Sorry, but I'll never take scrawny 178 pound Seth Rollins as a legitimate threat to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, no matter how many colors he dyes his hair.

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  4. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    It won't surprise me in the slightest if he loses his shot.

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  5. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    .......talk like that leads to #Cenawinslol

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  6. Andy PGJune 30, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    I have an idea for WWE that they can use for free:

    Adam Rose needs some cred for the fans;
    Zack Ryder has nothing better to do;
    Ryder is still over for some reason;
    It's an inside joke that Ryder plays the man in the rabbit suit in the Exotic Express;
    JBL hates that rabbit.

    It's simple: you have JBL finally confront Rose about how stupid he is and his party is. Rose just shrugs and says, whatever, your opinion, I'm too busy having fun, etc. So JBL attacks the revelers. Rose attacks JBL and has him slumped in the corner, and the bunny does the Broski Boot, confirming Ryder as the first named member of Rose's entourage.

    From now on, you can team Rose and Ryder as the Exotic Express, and JBL now has a reason to hate them.

    Thoughts?

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  7. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I said this in another thread but..eh..If Jericho is actually back tonight. Have him heel and feud with Cena. Reasons for this. It is a much fresher matchup than Orton or Kane and it saves the up and comers like Bray, Cesaro and Seth from jobbing to Cena.

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  8. joedustJune 30, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    You've put more thought into getting both Rose and Ryder over than the WWE has.

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  9. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    No talking about Kurt Angle and Sharmell?

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  10. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    You know...I think I'm at a point where I'd appreciate them just throwing stuff like that against the wall and seeing what sticks.

    Like you said, it can't get any worse.

    I said team up Big E and Titus for the simple reason that two big MFs teaming together and throwing people around like rag dolls might get over.

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  11. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    That's a bad idea as that would mean Vince would have to give Ryder screen time.

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  12. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    Cena is vanilla ice cream. Not the most thrilling flavor, but perfectly acceptable in any situation.

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  13. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    ...at this point there is some serious freezer burn on that ice cream.

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  14. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    You never caught the irony?

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  15. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    I'd rather Jericho just not come back at all.

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  16. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Ummm...*shrugs* I got nothing.

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  17. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    really? with them so depleted right now? He is still a solid worker and an entertaining guy. I'd rather watch him than RVD at this point.

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  18. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    The good thing about Jericho is usually he'll get some new faces more air time and in some decent matches if he's back working.

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  19. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    TJ: haven't watched NXT in awhile, but I looked up Sami Zayn's theme Worlds Apart on YT last night and I have to say, what was everyone's problem with it again? I thought it was a good theme.

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  20. Mar SoloJune 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    You know what? As bad as JBL can be on commentary (odds are he has Vince in his ear), I got a legit laugh when he referenced Monty Python as reasons to hate the rabbit.

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  21. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Would you have preferred Randy Orton? Batista? Triple H?

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  22. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Hopefully the put the only things I'm interested in(Shield guys, HHH, Rusev) in the first hour so I can watch 24 at 9 and not miss anything on Raw I want to see.

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  23. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Raw starts in 15 minutes right? cause...there is no one in the arena

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  24. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Can't wait to see how they oversell Cena tonight.

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  25. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    And Edge won the title HOW MANY times with his miniscule frame?

    Just admit it. You dont feel comfortable with a homo-erotic world champion

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  26. DanimalCrossingJune 30, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    What will Be the next move by Mr. Money in the Bank? What a night!

    How many weeks until they make Goldust make out with Stardust? Will it be the jumping off point of their eventual feud? What a night!

    Will the Uso's do a Samoan chant thing and have a perfectly acceptable match that I don't care about at all? What a night!

    THE DEMON KANE! THE DEMON KANE! THE DEMON KANE! What a night!

    Will Cena have his tiny towel handy? What a night!

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  27. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    They don't want to see a Cena celebration.

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  28. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    It's just gonna be the same old shit with him. He comes back for 6 months and goes 0-82.

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  29. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    I really hope that Cena comes out tonight and says THE CHAMP IS HERE!

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  30. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    You there?

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  31. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    ..right now HHH sure..but I know I say that because he part time probably. The others, no you are correct, Cena is not a disastrous choice just a boring safe choice they have already made 14 times before as opposed to take a chance on someone.

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  32. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    The only thing I look forward to are the eventual matches vs Rollins, Cesaro, etc.

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  33. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Didn't 24 go off the air years ago?

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  34. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    They're all in line to buy the new "THE 15 TIME CHAMP IS HERE!" t-shirt.

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  35. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    no had the network preshow on

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  36. Miko363June 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Enjoy the inevitable Adam Rose/Fandango showdown.

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  37. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    It came back this year.


    I still don't care.

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  38. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Man i miss a lot of stuff

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  39. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Lol they do a RAW preshow? Im way behind

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  40. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    And that's more than enough reason to welcome him back. Whatever he has to contribute generally leaves the place in a better spot since he doesn't care about laying down for the younger guys to help them build credibility.

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  41. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    I hope Sandow does some sort of humiliating thing with a costume.

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  42. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    In other news, Barbora Zahlavova Strycova is on the roll of her life.

    Welcome to the Last 8 Club! Enjoy the strawberries and cream.

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  43. Peyton_DrinkingJune 30, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    no the lol is they do a smackdown pre and post show! The funniest part to me is they keep all that stuff up on the network as if anyone is going to seek out an april smackdown post show

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  44. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Would the main event of Battleground be easier to absorb if Reigns was throw in?

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  45. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Idea: Lesnar comes back tonight and beats the piss out of Cena. Rollins runs down to cash, but Ambrose comes out of nowhere and they brawl.


    But instead you'll get jokes and Kane.

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  46. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Renee... :: Sigh ::

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  47. DanimalCrossingJune 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Don't be a lemon. Be a Rosebud!

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  48. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Dear god. I havent even watched SD since the Punk/Hardy program

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  49. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    That's some Abeyance level of commentary there.

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  50. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    An HHH run probably wouldn't be the worst thing right now.

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  51. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    That is crossing a line sir!

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  52. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Oh, for fuck's sake. Don't explain it.

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  53. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    That would be pretty solid. The first part.

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  54. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    CHEER ME OR BOO ME I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION

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  55. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    This noose feels comfy

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  56. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Call 'em like I see 'em.

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  57. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    I'm kind of surprised by that.

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  58. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Maybe you need glasses

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  59. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    My 1st semester is finally coming to a end.

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  60. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    They are in this dreadful position right now BECAUSE they took a chance on someone.

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  61. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    we get a new 1/2 season this year. I'm enjoying it.

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  62. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    They came back with a 12 ep season, pretty good actually.

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  63. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    If they do go with the Cena/Brock program, they need to really give Brock some promo time. Really he's not THAT BAD.

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  64. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Wearing 'em.

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  65. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    In that stupid raised voice he does

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  66. daltonimperialJune 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    No, but he doesn't sound like he looks. We don't need him to do the Howard Dean scream again.

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  67. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    LET'S DO THIS???


    Yes, he is.

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  68. DanimalCrossingJune 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Your voice will be heard WWE UNIVERSE!!! And that is why EVERY SINGLE guy in the back works SO HARD! For you, the WWE UNIVERSE!

    ReplyDelete
  69. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    He's actually has a good comic timing.When Heyman did his promo after Mania with him he was great,really subtle in his gestures.

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  70. Andy PGJune 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    "Acting like a Bo-ner"? Really? Bo-nehead was right there!

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  71. ONITA100June 30, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    He's not though. He was fine in the limited time he got pre-Mania vs. Taker

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  72. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Maybe you need better ones

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  73. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Does disqus not update automatically on iPads?

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  74. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    It is just disqus, it has been doing that on a lot of devices as of late

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  75. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    You have lower promo standards than I do.


    Brock does not need to speak. He can just hurt people and/or things. Paul can talk for him and be infinitely more effective.

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  76. DanimalCrossingJune 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Keep it clean!

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  77. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    WWE Champs of the past 12 months:


    John Cena
    Daniel Bryan
    Randy Orton
    Daniel Bryan
    Abeyance
    Randy Orton
    Daniel Bryan
    Abeyance
    John Cena


    Kind of says something about the futility and meaningless of life. Or at least about sports entertainment.

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  78. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Just DVR one or both?

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  79. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    RX is less than a year old.


    Maybe you need to step up your game a bit.


    Need a stepladder?


    heh.

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  80. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Well I don't see commercials and stuff since I don't have cable so unless I seek it out I don't always know what is on new.

    ReplyDelete
  81. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    I feel like I've seen enough

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  82. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    I agree,Brock's not that bad but he's more effective as silent bad ass.

    ReplyDelete
  83. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Wow you really got me there

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  84. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Don't have dvr

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  85. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    His feelings are feeling really good right now and those feelings he's feeling make him ANGRY!

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  86. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Congratulations Abey!

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  87. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    I love how Booker always relates it to making money

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  88. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    2 time 2 time!

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  89. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Malcolm in Penny Dreadful... Wow!
    Also what did you think of leftovers?

    ReplyDelete
  90. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Meh.


    I prefer the married women smack, but that has apparently run its course.

    ReplyDelete
  91. WiffleBatJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Isn't that some kind of wink to the fact they wanted to give Danielson the name "Lloyd Boñer" when he first reported to FCW?

    ReplyDelete
  92. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Booker toeing riiiiiight up to the line of "Cena obviously makes them tons of money, they shouldn't be mad."

    ReplyDelete
  93. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Just something to make me feel better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=931jyU4kynU

    ReplyDelete
  94. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Buddy Peacock.

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  95. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    It does, but yeah, Disqus has been having problems as if late.

    ReplyDelete
  96. JohnPetukaJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Should we just start calling it the WW championship though? Everyone else on TV does

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  97. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    I think if they put Booker T on the announce team with Lawler and Cole, the level of suck would create a brand new black hole.

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  98. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    I REALLY hope they go with a decent main event for Battleground and not Cena vs Orton.

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  99. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Abeyance held it twice?!

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  100. Ripner CabbitJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Well at least Ambrose/Rollins should be really good regardless of the rest of the card.

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  101. TPrincessJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Orton owes him some falls right?

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  102. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Booker would at least be more humorous.

    ReplyDelete
  103. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Cena/Orton MCLXXXVIII will FINALLY get that Hogan/Warrior feel they want, I'm sure of it.

    ReplyDelete
  104. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Took me forever to set up a league-style WWE Universe this afternoon for WWE 2k14 (since I have lots of time to kill till August). Big John Studd squashed Paul Roma like a bug.

    ReplyDelete
  105. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJune 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    It does a little but for the most part no. Disqus sucks on iPads.

    ReplyDelete
  106. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    I'm smelling a triple threat of Kane & Orton vs. Cena. Cena has to overcome some odds!

    ReplyDelete
  107. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Moar like a "step mother* because she's probably married cooze
    #amIriteBoys?

    ReplyDelete
  108. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Come on, show us the good ladder match.

    ReplyDelete
  109. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    I HATE that... it is really not that hard

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  110. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Booker T + "black hole." Must be some type of racist comment........

    ReplyDelete
  111. Mr.SnrubJune 30, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    2 of Daniel Bryan's 3 WWE Title reigns have ended with him being stripped of the title.


    His first reign he lost in 90 seconds.

    ReplyDelete
  112. BonesJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I just had to hear Cole say greatest champion in WWE history again

    ReplyDelete
  113. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I remember guaranteeing Jeter would get 3500 hits after he got 3,000...

    ReplyDelete
  114. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Shawn/Razor?

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  115. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Here's the deal: If they insist on doing these pre-game segments they need to at least reflect REAL wins/losses. Having no one say Cena would win last night was freakin' dumb. That'd be like an NBA fan analyst not picking the Heat to go to the ECF this year.

    ReplyDelete
  116. Stranger in the AlpsJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Gigantic crater in my front yard as I get my plumbing repaired. No RAW for me right now.


    And in case anyone gets smart, YES, the plumbing problem was due to my daily routine of frozen burritos!

    ReplyDelete
  117. JohnPetukaJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I gotta give Cole credit...how does he not want to punch himself in the face after listening to his voice all day long?

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  118. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I was going to go with your tremendous level of douchiness.

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  119. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    We more of these moments.

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  120. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Racist... Smh

    ReplyDelete
  121. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Your voice sounds different in your own head.

    ReplyDelete
  122. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Because it wasn't a slap in the face the first time they said it.

    ReplyDelete
  123. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    1101... that means we have had the shitty 3 hour RAW'S for nearly 2 years. Damn.

    ReplyDelete
  124. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Leftovers was the best pilot I've seen since Lost. Thought the penny ep was the weakest of the season.

    ReplyDelete
  125. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    That is true.

    ReplyDelete
  126. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    They're smiling because they remembered it makes no sense to be upset Cena's champ, King.

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  127. JamesJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    "I know some of you love me, and some of you hate me, but you're all the loudest fans there is, so let's all enjoy another thrilling episode of Monday Night RAW! The Champ is Here!"

    There, just saved you the eventual Cena promo.

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  128. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    They really put me in a bind between deciding whether to have the Authority or Cena open the show. It's sad when I default to Triple H.

    ReplyDelete
  129. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    I honestly think he hates having to say a lot of the stupid shit he says

    ReplyDelete
  130. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Love the fact I can now reply in the notifications

    ReplyDelete
  131. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    I wish I had a dollar for every time JBL referred to the Authority as a "power couple".

    ReplyDelete
  132. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I'm pretty sure Cole hears himself as James Earl Jones.

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  133. BonesJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    That was the first thing I heard when I flicked it on, so we're of to a great start.

    ReplyDelete
  134. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Well, she looks better tonight.

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  135. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Hotshot the title onto Starbust tonight. That would be different!

    ReplyDelete
  136. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Punk isn't coming back idiots!

    ReplyDelete
  137. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I'd mark out for that.

    ReplyDelete
  138. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    4 minutes in and there's already a CM Punk chant.

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  139. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    That CM Punk chant died fast...

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  140. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I'd like that.

    ReplyDelete
  141. Stranger in the AlpsJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    WRONG!


    Oh, and fuck you!

    ReplyDelete
  142. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Well, that was a lot quicker than last night for the first Punk chant.

    ReplyDelete
  143. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    I can see Stephanie getting more plastic surgery in about 10 years. I bet she looks like Joan Rivers by then.

    ReplyDelete
  144. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Really? We haven't quite let go of CM Punk chants?

    ReplyDelete
  145. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Lol her script called for to mock yes chants that weren't there

    ReplyDelete
  146. Mr.SnrubJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Hey John we need you to wake up at 4 in the morning to do a radio interview with some dude from New Zealand.


    The champ is here indeed.

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  147. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Did he or is he close? Got I hate that fuck.

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  148. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    It's one of the most non-sensical chants in wrestling.

    ReplyDelete
  149. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Meh. Just award the WHC to Steph.

    ReplyDelete
  150. zanatudeJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    If Daniel Bryan gets 20 seconds into a title defense, he's in the clear.

    ReplyDelete
  151. MikeyMike, King of ClevelandJune 30, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Helllllllo everybody!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  152. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Wow, listen to this crowd chant for John Cena!

    ReplyDelete
  153. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Good evening.

    ReplyDelete
  154. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    If they had Dusty join Goldust & Stardust, oh man, that'd be like the greatest team in the world.

    ReplyDelete
  155. C.O JonesJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    This would be epic if it were a heel turn

    ReplyDelete
  156. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Polarizing and controversial, LOL

    ReplyDelete
  157. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Are we at the Hartford Civic Center? The epic site of WrestleMania XI?!?!

    ReplyDelete
  158. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Wow. They really should just turn him, never mind the Make a Wish thing.

    ReplyDelete
  159. thebraziliankidJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    One day he will.

    ReplyDelete
  160. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    I had to laugh at a guy who phoned in last night on the LAW who said he set his tattoo healing back one week taking his anger out on it due to Cena winning for a 15th time. It's still real to him dammit!

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  161. jobber123June 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    @cultstatus leftovers was an amazing first episode. Here's the problem with me and HBO, I've gotten emotionally invested in at least 5 HBO shows that were phenomenal and building long term stories that got canceled out of the blue after a season or two. I really hope they let this show run its course

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  162. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Can't lie the belts around the neck looks cool

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  163. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    By the time Cena turns heel, I'm not even going to care.

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  164. X-ManJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Cena!!! yayy!!! I love that guy.. I'm wearing his wristbands on my dick right now!!!

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  165. jb619June 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    They should reference the world cup and have Cena bite someone

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  166. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Bret would not approve.

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  167. Curtis WilliamsJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    There's a problem when Cena comes up with the most inventive way to carry the belts.

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  168. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Time for a mascot to start "rebelling" because he's just such a "rebel."

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  169. Mr.SnrubJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Will this be their version of Steve Austin refusing to go corporate the day after Mania XIV?

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  170. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    I'm still pissed off about Deadwood.

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  171. JohnPetukaJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Like I said last night, I'm afraid they're going to have Cena face off directly against the authority. They are determined to have 52% of fans cheer for him instead of his usual 50%. They've tried so many stupid tricks over the last 2-3 years to do so

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  172. Johnny PoloJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    They need to get rid of the big gold belt. Why have two belts? As if this shit wasn't stupid enough already.

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  173. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    LEECH that heat, John. LEECH IT.

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  174. BonesJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Leech the DB heat buddy

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  175. X-ManJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Once they cancelled Deadwood, I hesitate to get too involved in any HBO shows.

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  176. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Two belts John...and you can't wear one?

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  177. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Because Mattel hasn't approved of the change!

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  178. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Happy panderin' Cena!

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  179. cultstatusJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    HBO have been pretty good about that lately

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  180. WiffleBatJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Please no talk of ripping off faces and flushing them down the toilet

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  181. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Hello.

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  182. JamesJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Cena leeches somebody else's heat
    *drinks*

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  183. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    STOP PANDERING YOU DOUCHE BAG

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  184. X-ManJune 30, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Pandering Cena tonight!!!

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  185. Johnny PoloJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Ah yes. That's a good point.

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  186. intestinal fortitudeJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I hope Cena sends Bryan a "Don't Ever Give Up" hand towel

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  187. MikeyMike, King of ClevelandJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Hopefully were all lucky to see Randy Ortons ass again.

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  188. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I'm sorry, but Cena wearing those belts around his neck looks ridiculous.

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  189. Hoss_of_BoDJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    "That was....very special."


    Ok, Steph actually made me LOL.

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  190. Mr.SnrubJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Why wouldn't John Cena be happy about his 14th videogame cover?

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  191. VintageGamerJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    The whole is beyond stale at this point. It's not even fun to mock it anymore.

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  192. parallax1978June 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I hope you don't have plans tomorrow if you are going to keep doing that

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  193. JamesJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    New logo!

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  194. Oprah NoodlemantraJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Prayers for an alternate cover like this years.

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  195. ABeyAnce1©June 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Already the new logo is in place.

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  196. LSciscoJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I wish Johnny Ace had been on the cover of WWE 2k13. That cover was MONEY.

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  197. Johnny PoloJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Beats last year's stupid cover with Rocky holding a microphone.

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  198. Brian_BaylessJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    BoD RAW Preview


    With the Heavyweight Championship not defended last night, Cultstatus will have to defend his title but against who?


    After his embarrassment last night, what will GM Bayless have in store for the BoD tonight?


    With the Midcard Mafia victorious last night and back in the BoD, what will they have to say to the crowd?


    Welcome to the BoD is back with Paul Meekin & White Thunder, who will have plenty to say after being left off of the card


    Several weeks after being curb-stomped to the hospital, DavidBonzaiSaldanaMontgomery will have his chance at revenge against Parallax


    After last week's error, Buck Nasty's "Make it Rain Everywhere" video will premiere.


    And the first ever C-List Champion will be crowned in a 20 Man Battle Royal


    And who will prevent Mar Solo from getting a cup of coffee, will Devin Harris get funky, and who will Hoss terrorize this week. All this and more on....................


    BoD RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  199. C.O JonesJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    It would be great if Brock just dropped from the rafters and landed on top of Cena, just starts beating the shit out of him

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  200. Jackson SmithJune 30, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    They were SO UPSET they had to put him on the video game.

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