Even with a broken neck, he tackles a guy and holds him until the police arrive.
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/wwe-star-daniel-bryan-stops-burglar-in-phoenix
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/wwe-star-daniel-bryan-stops-burglar-in-phoenix
Stephanie sent thugs to break into his house as retaliation for being arrested on Raw.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch!
I heard Shawn Michaels once stopped six burglars in Syracuse.
ReplyDeleteNow that's an episode of Total Divas I want to see.
ReplyDeleteNever cross a McMahon!
ReplyDeleteMY DUDE!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I guess Bryan is a legit tough guy now.
ReplyDelete*Fourteen
ReplyDeleteWhich is more impressive with a broken freakin neck: winning an Olympic gold medal or stopping a burglar?
ReplyDeleteHey, this might save his push!
ReplyDeleteI'm kidding, nothing will, the momentum is gone, like that burglar from the general population.
Pro wrestling, in fact, is very strong.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't need a push. He's permanently over now. I don't know why everyone thinks that he has to be the second coming of Stone Cold to be considered over. It's not like he's Zack Ryder or something.
ReplyDeleteAfter he tackled the guy, did the people break into a spontaneous "YES!" chant?
ReplyDeleteBill Watts would give Bryan a year-long title run after this news!
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ReplyDeleteI thought they were "thugs"?
ReplyDeleteHaha, well played. I didn't even think of that.
ReplyDeleteWas Brie still in the car waiting for Kane to pop up?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Bryan choked one of the burglars with his necktie and was subsequently fired from the WWE.
ReplyDeleteThat's the only time Justin Roberts has EVER been entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach New Jack to rob the house of a fellow wrestler.
ReplyDeleteJJJJAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteI guess people should not underestimate some guys' look.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it was one of Los Boricuas.
ReplyDeleteI don't really understand why, in a time of budget cuts, the WWE has 2 announcers. Figure out if you want Roberts or Lillian and send the other one packing...but keep Lillian because I like looking at her.
ReplyDeleteBecause it loses the big show feel if you only have the same announcer! Just look at the UFC! Oh........
ReplyDeleteVince sending burglers to Bryan's house to see if he's defrauding the insurance company by faking injury.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe WCW paid a ton of money for Michael Buffer over and over again.
ReplyDeleteThe Phoenix Police Department were so proud of Daniel Bryan that they rewarded him with a Medal of Valor.
ReplyDeleteDaniel wore it proudly for a few hours until HHH stripped him of the medal and gave it to Randy Orton claiming that was best for business.
Or maybe he thinks he has Rey Mysterio's uncashed checks......
ReplyDeleteNo, hugs. They *gave* him hugs. With their fists.
ReplyDeleteRey Mysterio really shouldn't have to resort to this... RELEASE HIM WWE!!
ReplyDeleteAnd they squeezed every cent out they could to put him to use. Apparently TV title matches between Johnny B. Badd and Steven Regal were as big as Tyson vs Holyfield.
ReplyDeleteI think we have our new MitB match. House scramble, where you send a bunch of wrestlers to try and break in and the first one to succeed gets the briefcase.
ReplyDeleteWell, they do have the old IYH sets.......
ReplyDeleteIs Pillman's old house available?
ReplyDeleteI still laugh when I see that segment. Austin drowning a guy in a kiddie pool, which for some reason is filled with water in Northern Kentucky in OCTOBER, and smashing another guy with kids vehicles.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the DoB!
ReplyDeleteZeb Cotler will have a lot to say about this.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Bray Wyatt with Sister Abigail and a Glock pistol?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Brie was in the car screaming in a highly unconvincing manner.
ReplyDeletePillman pulling out the gun is still the most shocking thing I've ever seen in wrestling.
ReplyDeleteIt would explain why one of the burglars didn't get away.....
ReplyDeleteThe slamming on the car door would\'ve gotten so much critique, had it not been for the gun at the end.
ReplyDeleteWell, Bryan only caught one burglar.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Kevin Kelly ruined it all by screaming.
ReplyDeleteI won't anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe faces he made in that segment.
ReplyDeleteSame here.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I'm just glad Bryan wasn't hurt running after those guys. If one of them had a weapon it could've had an awful ending.
ReplyDeleteIrwin Cotler's brother?
ReplyDeleteHe would have had the most respected deaths ever in wrestling.
ReplyDeleteThe authority will do anything to try and keep Daniel Bryan down. Not even Hulk Hogan would go this far.
ReplyDeleteKurt's got nothing on Bryan now.
ReplyDeleteI just had a funny mental image of a burglar hitting Hulk Hogan with the butt of a gun and Hogan just shaking it off, hulking up, slamming the guy, and giving him a leg drop before the cops arrive.
ReplyDeleteI have this mental image of Hulk Hogan in the Mr. America disguise robbing a house.
ReplyDeleteI broke into a spontaneous mental "Yes!" chant!
ReplyDeleteThis is nothing. I just saw a documentary about The Rock today at the local IMAX and he took on entire armies of bad guys.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, Hercules is a decent movie. About a 6.5/10, somewhere in that general area. Just a little too serious at times.
It's with 65% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteThe only way I'm seeing that movie is if The Hurricane pops up out of nowhere and gives Rock a verbal beatdown and then flies off.
ReplyDelete"It was a special effect for the movie"
ReplyDeleteIf he can tackle burglars, then why isn't he wrestling?
ReplyDelete49 at meta. About what I expected. I was surprised it was in the 50s for so long
ReplyDeleteMaricopa County? Yikes, those poor criminals
ReplyDeleteYeah for real. That Sheriff Joe cunt is probably dancing in his pants right now. There's a guy whose necktie needs so
ReplyDeletee tight adjustment by Bryan.
that wasn't a burglar, it was his douchebag brother in law
ReplyDeleteHe still hasn't learned to lay off the Grey Goose?
ReplyDeleteHired goons?
ReplyDeletePoor JTG can't catch a break.
ReplyDeleteHe had been waiting for so long to reform Cryme Tyme with Shad Gaspard. Too bad Shad left him for dead in what should have been an easy 2-on-1 Handicap Match victory against a less than 100% D-Bry. I guess he has a built in feud waiting for him...
Guardians of the Galaxy, meanwhile, holds at 100%.
ReplyDeleteGiven the angle he was involved in just before his injury, I'm almost convinced WWE thinks he's Ryder.
ReplyDeletePolice reports state that Bryan had to fight Triple H first before he was allowed to tackle the burgler.
ReplyDeleteImagine if Hogan had on the Mr. America mask when he was banging Bubba's wife.
ReplyDeleteI'm a journalist in Phoenix who attended the press conference. I asked Daniel that since he was able to catch and tackle the thief did he consider him to be a "B-Plus robber." He laughed. Swear to god.
ReplyDeleteI once stopped a stray cat from entering my house without permission. #IAMDanielBryan
ReplyDeleteI just imagine the burglar running and looking behind him, only to be cut off from out of nowhere by Bryan with the flying knee; Bryan then leads bystanders in a yes chant.
ReplyDeleteYeah
ReplyDeleteNot as good as Pillman fighting off a crazed assailant with a broken leg.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see it, and it's getting great reviews, but I have a bad feeling this thing is going to disappoint at the box office. Gonzo sci fi has historically underperformed at the box office. There are exceptions though.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, the guy's already reached the level of robber to the stars.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, this story makes me more convinced than ever that Daniel Bryan will come back strong and healthy, and still be goddamned huge (metaphorically speaking).
ReplyDeleteWell, Kurt Angle...you no longer have the best "I did something with a broken neck" story in WWE history.
ReplyDeleteWhats that? He's going to come back looking huge? Is he on the HHH rehab plan?
ReplyDeleteWill TNA send someone to break into Eric Young's condo?
ReplyDeleteYou mean studio apartment he shares with 2 other wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan returning to such a monstrous pop that he gets a two or three year "Reign of Terror" dominating WWE despite carrying an extra fifty pounds of HGH in his gut would make me laugh so hard.
ReplyDeleteJust tell the TNA locker room that Eric Young's place is where management accidentally sent all their checks.
ReplyDeleteLive from the studio...
ReplyDeleteApartment!
Yes but he had a gun
ReplyDeleteImagine if footage if him lifting the mask and winking at the camera had been used in court after banging Bubba's wife.
ReplyDeleteA DQ would definitely have sucked.
ReplyDeleteWell, it had a good 15 year run. Was time for something new.
ReplyDeleteWatched the New Apes film last week and there was a terrible "serious" trailer for GotG. They were so close to sticking to their guns, now they fucked it.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay a burglar to break into Brock Lesnar's house...so long as I could watch the result.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he made the lie detector buzz when he had an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteIntroducing, from Aberdeen, Washington, Daniel "The Burglar Beating Badass" Bryan!
ReplyDeleteStill the best with a broken *freakin* neck.
ReplyDeleteI legit laughed.
ReplyDeleteThe medal had been placed into abeyance
ReplyDeleteBryan didn't tear his quad, as well. I doubt he'd be jumpin' around like Your Olympic Hero.
ReplyDeleteI think the racoon is going to be a tough sell. And Groot. Anthropomorphic animals work great in animated films, but in live action it just confuses mainstream audiences as to who the film is aimed at.
ReplyDeleteI've begun thinking, with the writers expecting people to believe Kane is a serious threat to people like Roman Reigns, that it's not that WWE uses Kane to bury people. It's that they really honestly believe he's a hot commodity and a realistic title contender.
ReplyDeleteIf Brie wasn't planning on giving him any ass before, I'll bet she's changed her mind now.
ReplyDeleteBrock's house has fences around it like Jurassic Park.
ReplyDeleteI felt they were doing a fine job with irreverent trailer. This one was the same footage spliced between serious announcement and dramatic music. Totally killed the jokes. It might have been a tough sell anyhow, but an inconsistent marketing campaign like that is gonna kill it.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, and I have a feeling it's going to be the first Marvel film to bomb. I'd love to know what happened with Ant-Man, because Edgar Wright/Joe Cornish were the main reason I wanted to see it (and it seems why Rudd/Douglas were on board), so I'm interested to see how that turns out.
Still only a B+.
ReplyDeleteCena would have shame the burglar with a rap, and then AAed him through a table.
Marvel didn't like the tone in their script for Ant-Man and their take on it apparently.
ReplyDeleteIt's a work! (just kidding)
ReplyDeleteI tear my quad all the time. I tore my quad this morning and I'm fine.
ReplyDeleteYou can't believe WCW paid a ton of money to someone?
ReplyDeleteI do that during sex.
ReplyDeleteYeah...that made laugh out loud...at work no less.
ReplyDeleteExcept those guys have been working on it for around 7 years. Besides, did they not realise who they'd hired?
ReplyDeleteI came here for the jokes. You guys have not disappointed.
ReplyDeleteRealistically, he was never built big but if you go back and watg during his crazy heel run with AJ, he was shredded as fuck. i think that's when he was still vegan.
ReplyDeleteBret Hart once caught a burglar who tried to steal his WWF Championship belt. He carried him to classic scuffle and afterwards, at the police station, with tears in his eyes, the burglar confessed not only to the crime but that after defending his belt Bret truly deserved to be WWF Champion.
ReplyDeleteIt must be a refreshing change of pace for Bryan to hold someone else down.
ReplyDeleteTriple: "You know, Vince, if it was me and Steph in that situation, I would've caught 'em both."
ReplyDeleteCena would have taken a beating, then pop up and no-sell the burglar's offense
ReplyDeleteI do too; Lillian fits nicely now that no one airs Mr. Ed anymore.
ReplyDeleteHow crazy would this all be if this was just a long-term booking decision?
ReplyDeleteNahh, Val Venis' character having to sell he was interested in Nicole Bass was more shocking.
ReplyDeleteIt was even more baffling that they were using him right to the very end, even after they had lost over 60 million dollars.
ReplyDelete"We might not be able to afford to keep Curt Hennig anymore but goddamnit we're still going to pay Michael Buffer his $5,000 per night fee to announce one fucking match".
Nevermind that they had David Penzer on the payroll for roughly $500 a night and he always did a better job than Buffer.
At least they weren't in Bayley's house.
ReplyDeleteif they didn't, they should be ashamed.
ReplyDeletebecause WCW?
ReplyDeletePenzer is criminally under-rated. One of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteAbeyance, how's that medal treating you?
ReplyDeleteyou and me both.
ReplyDeleteit's true. Damn true, even.
ReplyDeleteKevin Nash is a member of the Blog of Doom crew?
ReplyDeleteoh, that's a cash in whenever card…
ReplyDelete"Remember when I stopped that burglary?" *panties drop*
that is easily the best comment I've seen on this situation yet.
ReplyDeleteits even funnier when you notice he tries to drown the only black guy there
ReplyDeleteInterestingly, I hear the feedings go down somewhat similarly.
ReplyDeleteWhat a weird way to shoehorn some non-sequitur cliche about marriage into a post about a wrestler stopping a burglary.
ReplyDeleteAngle made that crack during the "Triple H Returns" episode of Raw. Always thought it was funny.
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